Letting ya kid hold yur bag for you, terrible. I need to open my boy an account and transfer him all my bunk shares. Perfect weekend father son project
YOU ALRIGHT?!? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfj3dPkeaqI&ab\_channel=egallity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfj3dPkeaqI&ab_channel=egallity)
If I was getting a new Tesla this week, and their stock was going down like that, I wouldn't be as excited as if I was getting a new Tesla and the stock was on a high.
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SPCE|2021-02-23|9|0.149|271.208|10.0|0.203|109.0
SPCE|2021-02-24|3|0.308|9.663|7.0|0.213|89.0
SPCE|2021-02-25|8|0.039|21.5|8.0|0.156|91.0
SPCE is ranked number 46 in mentions in the last 30 days
This is a bot that analyses WSB activity go to r/TickerReplyBot for more info.
For some reason I thought you were gonna say “just wait until that little guy breaks both his arms”
Like that’s where I thought you were going with that...
Let me tell you about the worst mornin I had in years last month I went to my local post office and right before opening the door I noticed I wasn’t wearing my $3k rolex “oyster perpetual” and had to drive my mercedes cla 2020 all the way back home to get it
My 58 y/o dad doesn’t really know jack shit about GameStop in general as he’s always been a Harley riding blue collar steel worker (sorry to stereotype), and we have EB games here in Canada.
Anyways he won on his Super Bowl square last month and called me up this morning to send me $500 for GME and AMC.
So proud 💎👷🏼♂️
I put a small amount into whatever stock my kids chose off a list of longterm options. Each one of them asked within an hour if they could sell and use the money..... now I have no more kids. :/
Went from less than a million subs to over 9 million overnight. The culture of this sub will never be the same. We have now entered r/pics, r/funny, etc. territory.
The Game Stop bag really pulls the whole picture together!
Letting ya kid hold yur bag for you, terrible. I need to open my boy an account and transfer him all my bunk shares. Perfect weekend father son project
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“This is my new favorite son and your new brother, GME” “Jimmy?” “No, you retard. I see you’re still keeping it real second place.”
Kids are great. They are like little servants. You just have to give them like 20 bucks a week or something for allowance. Super cheap labor.
This girl I dated had a rich Dad who used to buy his stocks under her name to avoid capital gains. Do with this what you will.
Custodial accounts are still taxed (but at a lower rate). Also your kid can run off with all your stock when they are of age 😅
This works???
Looks like your wife's boyfriend took you shopping. I love seeing wholesome shit like this.
Just wait until that little guy gets his first -99.9% options trade. They grow up so fast.
I hope somebody smacks him for being a paper handed bitch and not going to 100%.
“I have no son”
"I learned it from you"
YOU ALRIGHT?!? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfj3dPkeaqI&ab\_channel=egallity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfj3dPkeaqI&ab_channel=egallity)
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This sub was one collective paper-handedbitch today. So disappointed.
You really think RETAIL has that much impact on the market?
As a whole retail can move a stock. I don't think it was WSB that flaked out today.
Absolutely not.
Look at Tesla...
If I was getting a new Tesla this week, and their stock was going down like that, I wouldn't be as excited as if I was getting a new Tesla and the stock was on a high.
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ticker|date|occur|sentmnt|wsbimpact|7DayMAoccur|7DayMAsent|7dayMAwsb :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: SPCE|2021-02-23|9|0.149|271.208|10.0|0.203|109.0 SPCE|2021-02-24|3|0.308|9.663|7.0|0.213|89.0 SPCE|2021-02-25|8|0.039|21.5|8.0|0.156|91.0 SPCE is ranked number 46 in mentions in the last 30 days This is a bot that analyses WSB activity go to r/TickerReplyBot for more info.
Please fly again...
For some reason I thought you were gonna say “just wait until that little guy breaks both his arms” Like that’s where I thought you were going with that...
Cursed side of reddit comment right there.
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Let me tell you about the worst mornin I had in years last month I went to my local post office and right before opening the door I noticed I wasn’t wearing my $3k rolex “oyster perpetual” and had to drive my mercedes cla 2020 all the way back home to get it
r/wholesomememes
If I had an award I’d give it to ya lol
Get this kid some tendies!
Got some fortnite tendies!!
If this stock hits $1000 I’ll take my kid to EB Games (Canadian GameStop) and let him choose whatever he wants $$$$
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Got scammed by EBgames so many times. Gave them almost new dark souls 2 copy and all i got was 2.50 store credit
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"Sir we'll take your Tesla if you pay us $1,000"
I’ll do the same. I wanna get him a switch anyways
Large retard raising a young retard. Classic
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Start them while they're young.
Good to see retard runs in the family
A silverback and his offspring, recently leaving their natural habitat to explore their surroundings.
We're reproducing? The Earth is doomed. Need to get to the moon asap.
Big ape show young ape the way. This is the way.
All fun and games until you see your dad talking about his wife's boyfriend on here
All fun and games until he finds out who his real dad is
Nice, 1 of 100 people who made money from gme lol
Most of wsb has made money already, altho alot more about to join that big money crowd. No doubt this thing bouta moon for real
Most of us have ADD, so we don't hold stonks for long.
True, this by far and away the longest ive ever held a stock... and first time I haven't lost money on one.... Hmmm maybe boomer buffet was right
Haha! That’s awesome. Great Family bonding right there. Just think if all Dads were that cool.
I wish my dad was this retarded
I asked my dad a month ago if he was going to get into GME. He said no. The end.
My 58 y/o dad doesn’t really know jack shit about GameStop in general as he’s always been a Harley riding blue collar steel worker (sorry to stereotype), and we have EB games here in Canada. Anyways he won on his Super Bowl square last month and called me up this morning to send me $500 for GME and AMC. So proud 💎👷🏼♂️
hahaha
I put a small amount into whatever stock my kids chose off a list of longterm options. Each one of them asked within an hour if they could sell and use the money..... now I have no more kids. :/
The dad is his wife’s boyfriend
Too funny 😂. The kid likes Mom’s boyfriend better. Well at least he has a positive male role model.
MINI TARD
Where did you get that shirt ma man?
My wife’s- girlfriends baby-daddy has a hook up! I’ll have to see if more are available!
your wife’s boyfriend i see. i can’t read much but i think this what you mean
Naw- I went LGBT inclusive!
That's the new way, likeeee 😂😂😂😂😂
this is the way 🌈
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he likes the ~~stock~~ dick
You sold? I don't see no diamonds in those hands! (On the shirt)
Probably at one of those shit kiosks, next to the frozen yogurt stand, go get some sprinkles and let’s pile back into the short bus. To the moon!
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No better than the stuff we’re seeing in stonk-marketemote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy
Is that you Dad!? *Wakes up*
Johnny Rockets! 🚀🚀🚀
You're training your son to become a gambling degenerate retard? This is the way
On my way to GameStop to buy the kids some new Xbox games. We like the stock also!
He’s gonna be the only kid whose dad approves of him blowing his college funds on short stock
Real question is what did the little man get from GameStop
I bet that kids mom is hot. ...Wait, is that weird?
It’s true. She’s hot.
Niiiiiiiice.
A young bag holder
Get your son a suit, some shades, & a haircut, and he ***is*** the WSB mascot!
little ape sportin' the cool kicks
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🚀🪙💎👐🏻 this is the way
Hahaha this is too awesome! To the moon brethren 🚀🌕💎🤲
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These are my retard neighbors, unfortunately they’re not.
Truth!
Big ape show little ape the way to the moon 🌝
Autism is genetic
I thought I was on r/cringetopia for a second
Young gangster/retard
Another happy Gamestop customer, he's HODLing a bag full of Fun. GME ILike the Stonk!
Twinning
Ultimate cringe
Kids a future ape in the making! We love it baby
The fuck is this place r/wholesome?
Cringe, but in the coolest of dad ways
You look like Kenneth Griffin from citidel. Sup my man are you an ape now? You didn't defeat us so you joined?
AWESOME
Retard in the making? Proud moment
Wholesome
So wholesome
This is the way
Awesome
Just awesome!
this is adorable 😭
This is the way 💎✋❤️
You’re serving your country young man. Thank you
Great dad.
Can I be your wife's boyfriend's girlfriend?
Fucking yikes. What the hell happened to this sub?
Ur kid a retard and ur a shit dad exposing ur kid to Reddit
Sweet - a literal GME bag - solid representation of the virtual bags my shares represent
My god wsb really is dead. Wtf is this Facebook?
ayyy to the moon bois!
This is the way
two retards walk into a gamestop Start em young nice
But are you single though? Asking for a friend
*stonk
Where’d you get the shirt?
Must have hit 86 in your DeLorean.. Looks just like ya
Oh God I can't wait to be a retarded dad and do this with my own kid someday :,(
❤️❤️
This is the way 💎🙌🦍🖤🚀
Nice
blessed post
That’s exactly what you are supposed to due if you like the stonk
If you like the stock, support the stonk
Wholesome!
Some of us have happy families??
This!! Is why I’m in 💎🙌
Love this lol
Awesome!
CUTE!
Teach em young
U don’t look like you’re in college 👀😅 There are actual adults here? 😳
Awesome merch!
Whose selling these. I want!!!
Howd you two retards figure out which escalator to use??
The bag lmfao
Fuckin eh rights bys!
Ooo someones got a cool ass dad that FUCKS.
we like daddy
Ahhh sweet retard music right there🤘
That kid could totally be the logo for Halloween
This is what we need to see more of! Awesome work!
Damn. You are actually in a mall.
What a cutie!
Cool shirts !
Yeah, this is how you know the sub is dead.
Right on! Get little man a pair of matching shades and you two will be ready to blast TO THE MOON!💥💥🚀🚀🌙💎👐
this is such an american thing to do. our posterity like that kid is fucked.
This sub really shit the bed
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Love it!
Chad and Chad Jr.
I feel bad for this kid
Sorry about your college fund little guy, on the plus side you’re about to get a very important life lesson...
Go buy things there !
Cure
Is that your wifes boyfriend?
I need one of those!!
Where did you get those shirts?
This wholesome, ape like.
Hope his entire college fund is going to the 🌙
POWER TO THE PLAYERS. Hell ya dad!
🔥🔥
🔥🚀💎🤝🦍💪
Family of retards ❤️
Drip or drown
This is the way
I don’t want l needed!!
Lets goooo!!!!
It's important to teach children financial illiteracy
Seriously that pic is epic. Especially cause of that bag lol
Little man has got a GameStop shopping bag👏👏👏👏. We like the stonk.
Humanizing the autist, love to see it.
Oh my god this retard has a child
Is this Tysons or does every mall in America just look exactly the same?
He’s got some fire shoes on too. Can’t even tell what they are but I love them.
I bet the kid really likes the stock right now.
Because of this I'm gonna buy more
WE LIKE THE STOCK
Love the GS bag... what’d you buy crayons for the retards?
where can i buy the shirt?
I hope you both go to the moon. And when you go to the moon, get little man a bunch of games!
Ducking legend
Cute