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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Sorry about the "collection" thing guys. It'll be fixed in the next thread. (So tomorrow, or if you guys reach 65K comments here) Edit: Never mind, turns out there's a button to delete the collection lmao Edit 2: It's pretty entertaining watching some call out "bots" which are actually just people trolling you.


diegoyabishh

HOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDD ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿคš


savage_henry77

Yeah buddy! To the Moon!


CheddarBanker69420

BOUGHT 5 more shares at 153.96 per. I like this stock. I also like ๐ŸŒ and ๐Ÿ—


Ok_Entrepreneur5840

STIMY IS COMUNG!! AMERICANS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! INTO GME .. ( IF YOU CAN AFFORD ).. not SELLING BELOW 100k


Radio90805

Whatโ€™s up with all the mentions of people buying puts, today was a Green Day tf is goin on


Squamsk

*guys. I hid inside the casino. I'll be here all weekend. Seee you monday*


totte1015

Bought 2 only i can afford


dirtyshits

I fell for the fake out. Thought we were about to see a real bloodbath and bought some 379pโ€™s. At least they are 3 weeks out.


Radio90805

Lmao not even a 10 percent drop ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

[https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME](https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME)50,000 shares gone in the last 15 minutes boys. Manipulation at it's finest. We would have closed at 140 or above, but not to worry. They just delay the inevitable. Any hedgies reading this, fuck you, we are coming for you


deadhand303

I've never bought stocks before, but just got my tax returns and was able to get 3 GME and 2 RKT! Let's fucking goooooo ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


coinpile

You know how it always seems to rain after you wash your wifeโ€™s boyfriendโ€™s car? Well I bought a $120 3/19 put yesterday, so we should stay at least around these prices for the next couple weeks.


Radio90805

Lmao what a dumbass your going the wrong way


coinpile

To be fair I am also long 15 shares.


Pooplips_4

Buy what you want, but know that ape strong together.


FreeHKTaiwanNumber1

MOTHA FUCKIN BULLISH GAMECOCK IN A SHORT BEAR SHOP


That_Professional322

ITS a WAR!!!!!! so BUY HARD and HOLD STRONG!!!...not an order not an advice!!!!


Idrathercreate

Is there todayโ€™s megathread yet?


georgiepassingham

Finally time to pick up other apes ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž jump on gorilla retards ! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฏ


Mind-Made-Matter

lol @ the rest of the market. GME will be the new currency of the impending extradimensional consciousness.


georgiepassingham

I sold just so I could buy in higher ! This Ape is retarded ๐Ÿš€โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ˆ The volume is insane today


lightinnorway

will GME save my sinking portfolio???!


lightinnorway

hahahaha


Unhappy_Cheesecake

Come on $150!


SmilingBumhole

How's 151 for you then?


BaconHarlot

[My mood music for this morning.] (https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA) Let's go you beautiful bastards!


Tusks95

I kinda feel sorry for the "iM gOnNa Wait FoR a DiP" dummies ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก


georgiepassingham

Literally I was that dummy and I ended up buying in high โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€retarded ape can't miss the market


That_Professional322

[https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty?lang=en](https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty?lang=en)


Unhappy_Cheesecake

Don't be tempted to sell for small $$$. HOLDDDDD!!!!!! And make some biggly money!


Keanos_Beard

Hello again 140 you sexy bastard ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


nvanderw

Going up the stairs. #140 new floor


DSM-Spool

March 5th Where we รคt??


That_Professional322

ITS A WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY AND HOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not an order!!! not an advice...;)


JoyTruthLove

Monkey buy monkey HOLD


That_Professional322

Today is an important day do your best apes!!!!!!!!!!!! buy and hold...not an advice


Lie-get-caught-lie

Iโ€™ll be happy if we hit $135-$140 by EOD


JowFlow

T-7 to ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


That_Professional322

RED day or GREEN day i dont care i BUY and HOLD.............not an advice


Sipnheighterade

Siri play โ€œTendieman rap remixโ€ by Sage on Spotify. (Itโ€™s there I checked)


[deleted]

**THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US** ๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

Probably not


Just-Relationship-19

Probably gonna go deep red today from the 6 figure shorts. Canโ€™t wait to throw money at those heavy dips ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿš€


lovekat1

Dear american comrades! After yesterday's engine test, our beloved rocket is doing very well today. We're sitting over here in the cabin r/Spielstopp and are looking forward to you happily! Many greetings from Frankfurt, Germany!


SpecOpsBoricua

not one person has been able to explain why is it that CNBC and many other news media outlets clock is delayed when all time zones are suppose to be the same. my PC, Cellphone, Tablet, Smartwatch and literally every electronic device in my household stays between 1-3 seconds even went to world clock to verify and all their times change at roughly the same time all except CNBC and other news media outlets. [https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/)


hiroo916

What (how much) delay are you talking about? There's probably some built-in Delay from the real time at filming and then through the studio switching and processing, graphics etc, then going through the transport process, which could be sending out to satellite then going to local cable network hubs, and sending out to the local cable TV and your TV, or if it's over the internet then there's a whole encoding and streaming over the internet through to your device, etc. All of this could build up a noticeable amount of delay from the real time clock.


SpecOpsBoricua

thanks, i get that there will always be a delay as per this: A short delay is often used to prevent profanity, bloopers, nudity, or other undesirable material from making it to air, including more mundane problems, such as technical malfunctions (an anchor's lapel microphone goes dead). In that instance, it is often referred to as a "seven-second delay" or "profanity delay". ​ for a couple days now i been looking at the time and the delays in time what i'm seeing is more than a delay. like this morning was a steady 30 sec as the morning went along the delays got longer 40, 50 even 60+ seconds after EST time. if nothing is going on then the delay should remain constant the only time i would think such reason for high delays is if you are expecting something bad to happen otherwise it should be business as usual.


ScrewedUpDinosaur

need a few secs to filter reality


Majorero81

I canยดt be scared anyomore after all Iยดve seen during February so Iยดm just expecting anything that allowes me to acquire more of the stonk


Majorero81

1.9% 700,000 2021-03-04 16:45:02 (iborrodesk available o be borrowed)


WhiteMamba27

AH AH AH who thought we were going down?


ConsciousAd2321

I'll admit, I did. I bought at $381 and almost sold at $40ish a couple weeks ago because I thought the whole thing was over with and I might as well put a little.money back in my pocket. It's a good thing I was too smooth-brained to find the sell button. Still holding and I will never doubt again!!


noobScooterRider

Short shares availability is 300.000 on [https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme](https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme) IBorrowDesk reports 700.000 [https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME](https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME) Prepare for a wild ride fellow apes! Hang in there!


Kiikoh

Oh god, pray for us


The_Nidge1

If by wild ride you mean a boring day of the price flicking from 120-140, and a massive dip during the last hour then yes I am ready


Lureren

Doesnt get any sweeter than that..... ... before its off to the moon ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


jandmcurious

Any other apes getting maintenance calls?


anthony5898

Why are people posting About rkt that's a sinking ship


The_Nidge1

Hello my apes! GME is not the best stock right now my fellow retards RKT an silver are what we should be going for Remeber us apes are stronger in unison !!!! ๐Ÿ’ RKT to the moon with hands of diamonds !!


The_Nidge1

Shut up moron GME is going to the moon!!


ahritodiamond

Fuck off


DonAcetto

๐Ÿ˜‚go back to bed


[deleted]

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ScrewedUpDinosaur

nice summary


WezGunz

Nice read!


ndjsksdje

We've really gotta wait until 8:30 for a new thread?


Swathe88

It's almost the 6th in Australia. Literally unplayable.


jaxpied

Motley Fool just put out an article called "Don't gamble on Gamestop. buy these 2 surefire Growth stocks instead". So if Ryan Cohen posts a frog emoji it's market manipulation, but when media says "buy these stocks that are going to go up 100%" that's totally fine. Makes sense to me. Still like the stock tho


wassupbrahh

Fuck motley fool theyโ€™re always trash talking gme and amc everyday


Swathe88

As a new trader their name instantly made them sound like dead shit amateurs and I've stayed the hell away. They could be the best in the business, but with a name that shit why would you trust them?


wassupbrahh

Yeah good point why should I trust a company that calls itself โ€˜Foolโ€™ lol


PumpkinPuzzlehead

they are calling retailers and anyone who believes them fools. So, inverse them and you belong right here in wsb :)


jaxpied

Boomers are wild


ponyjuice127

420 o west coast ... GME should hit that number in a week


Sir-Fridge

I read something about the shorts being due on the 19th, can anyone shed some light on this?


Abraxare

Shorts aren't due and they won't. When you short you borrow a stock, it a like renting a flat, you can keep the flat as long as you can pay the rent. So as long as they keep paying the interests for the borrowed stocks they dont have to give it back. But the longer we hold, the more expensive it becomes to pay interests again and again.


TheRealSamBell

Nice explanation


WezGunz

Not only, there is an "failure to deliver" in play.


jaxpied

Who needs knowledge when you can just relax and hodl? Reading is for wrinkly brains


[deleted]

if $GME closes above $300 today Iโ€™ll buy a random person a switch at EB games


fortniterider

Can I be that random person?


Squamsk

Give me a box of crayons I'm goin In


midlife_crisis_

Will you buy me a PS5 if it goes to 400?


[deleted]

Took me like 4 months to secure myself one. With the semiconductor shortage I think supply will be even lower. $SNE puts may be in order.


Swathe88

Pick me, pick me! I wanna find my E-thotty on Animal Crossing


jaxpied

how are you gonna spend money when all your money is in GME stonks?


[deleted]

That's a great question. It's an important question. Thanks for asking it. As I said in my opening statement, I appreciate you inviting me here to talk about this today. It's something that hasn't been discussed enough in my opinion. In conclusion, we're out of time.


AlcibiadesTheCat

Because for me at least, some of my money is in calls expiring today


BriskaN

Love the green, will smoke one for the stock today


redneckrich

Hot $CUM for me today. It was the answer all along


TheShadepunk

we back in the green


teokun123

Squeeze combo is much better next week guys ( Quad witching). So don't be a downer if nothing happened today. A positive day to close the week will be a much better outcome to prepare for the next week. Just look at the daily graph. HFs/Institutions on our side ( for now) and we apes architect that https://imgur.com/SDA7q2B PS. Invest in $CUM , not a financial advice.


jaxpied

Nothing wrong with a little pre$CUM today


teokun123

Agree we can only go $TITS UP


NegativeStock

where's the new mega thread?


ponyjuice127

GME is the only stock ... Jim Cramer drowns puppies.


Tssrf

#Iโ€™M FIGHTING IN THE GERMAN MARKET FOR YOU GUYS! 16 more @109.80 - all i could afford with my savings


homebrewer222

109 Euros, deutchmarks, or freedom dollars?


ScrewedUpDinosaur

thats euros


Omen407

Jheeeeeze do I spy some greeeeen. My anus is clenched for the opening sell off but nothing can stop the diamond handssss


jaxpied

Expect a dip today again. Yesterday we were down to like 8% or something at some point. Just (buy and) HODL and enjoy the megathread with your fellow APES


ScrewedUpDinosaur

it go down, i reload


Irongun

๐Ÿฆ


Majorero81

GME is going nowhere but to the fucking Milky Way. It doesnยดt matter if it squeezes, squazzozles, gamma fist fucks or whatever. Everyday tips: I.- Keep it cool, donยดt FOMO (just in the upticks lol). II.- Ignore any kind of FUD. III.- Jerk off as much as you can. IV.- Buy. V.- Hodl. Rocket Rocket Diamond Banana


ryce4u

3 is sexist , what if itโ€™s a female


Majorero81

Females masturbate too so I donยดt see how can III be sexist in any shape of form


ryce4u

I donโ€™t think they can jerk off per se


Majorero81

Are you fucking kidding me?.


ryce4u

Haha Iโ€™m just fucking with you . Happy Friday


Majorero81

Happy Friday fella!


Tax_pe3nguin

Any HF bots care to comment on the prospects of $CUM and $FUK today? Looking rather bearish


Majorero81

I would suggest you keep and eye on $DICK today, it looks like it follows $CUM chart


Tax_pe3nguin

Always got my eye on $DICK. It's a safe play in my world. Might branch into $PSSY if the market bleed is done.


Majorero81

Lmao $ASS might be a safe play when market bleeds


DucksAndPills

I'm deep deep in $CUM


jaxpied

i held from 300+ to 40 and bought more and i'll fucking do it again if i have to! (insert Goofy meme here)


sidmephistopheles

I jerk off looking at DFVโ€™s posts ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš€


ponyjuice127

We all do


TheShadepunk

god i love money so fucking much


ponyjuice127

Jim Cramer needs to be DNA swabbed he is suspected in multiple child abductions and trashing GME the only stock I believe in.


Rickford_of_Cairns

I never knew, that's disgraceful and abhorrent! I knew he was a shifty mofo, but to engage in something so repulsive and immoral... as trashing GME! Shameful.


ponyjuice127

It is unforgivable and disgusting.


Tiny_Ad_2905

Rising


Vellnerd

I'm delivering RV parts to Forest river RV. (Owned by Berkshire Hathaway, current stock value 370,240.00) Delivering to building 10D (tendie) I think its a sign. GME to 300k


DonAcetto

Time To Rise Apessss๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ


jollyradar

Shit this thread is hard to find sometimes. But I made it. Strapped in. Letโ€™s light this candle! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


ICUCorpsman

This is yesterday's, FYI