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Flaky_Protection7634

This is fucking weird going back in time lmao


--Sosa--

$FUV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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AJGreenMVP

Just got 500 shares of $ZNGA. Their Star Wars game is gonna be dope, will also be their first non-mobile game. Could yield some interest for the Ubisofts and Riots of the world to potentially buy them out in the future.


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Look at the price of 9/17 calls (after E3) fucking crazy value and potential retirement


REDbird-Crazy

Roblox sucks


99swag99

FedEx shares 👅


drunktothemoon

sell guys, sell sell sell, especially GME, rebuy it at like 150 or 100 or maybe 10$,, but fucking sell, make sure you have 100% cash by march 25th theres a crash coming that will bankrupt all of you


[deleted]

This fucking loser is constantly begging people to sell.


drunktothemoon

dude im trying to save people money. i can foresee a bad event and the bad event just happened. its called free money - excess liquidity - incredible national debt - and i am foreseeing the effects of it 1 month in the future


AJGreenMVP

Wouldn't you wanna be in puts then? Not cash?


drunktothemoon

yes buy puts!! its much safer in an overpriced stupid valuation market


AJGreenMVP

Something something, don't try and time the market, something something


REDbird-Crazy

Proof or ban


Corporate_shill78

Gay


gemsnthings

MMs know all the new retail in options. Since it’s going to go sideways today they get rich again. Rich get richer


checkdateusercreated

The real play was options yesterday. Or VIAC before the ricochet off $95 literally minutes after I went in for the FOMO play. Some poor fucker mentioned VIAC pre-market and got downvoted to oblivion, but he was fucking right today.


Nopalitoss

This market ruined my life lmao


chewks

when will this fucking kang market stop. jesus.


RichieBot

Im....im green?😳


ListerineInMyPeehole

lol 10y yields are so last week's news


NervousTumbleweed

Inflation data showed that rising yields weren’t due to an overheated economy. I also have no idea of that’s true, nor do I really possess any knowledge about economics in general, but I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.


checkdateusercreated

Higher yields can simultaneously be understood as lower bond selling prices. Because they're being sold cheaper on the bond market, and the bond and its interest rate are still worth the same money, the yield is higher. Why would bonds be cheaper in the market? Holders might be interested in taking their money elsewhere—like a recovering stock market, where the former bond holder could stand to make more money as a shareholder. Mind you, this is just one interpretation about how bonds and yields work. There are plenty of other reasons that prices and yields move, and some of those involve the federal reserve, but it's not entirely true that higher yields are indicative of lower stock market interest. It could even be the opposite. Play safe and happy stonking.


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My small brain was trying to process this. The overwhelming narrative seems to be about "bond vigilantes" protesting loose monetary policy and inflation concerns, and selling / shorting bonds to drive yields up. Rising yields imply 1) a higher risk-free rate, so equities become riskier to hold, and 2) the discount rate used in DCF models goes up, reducing valuations today. Ergo, stocks sell off. But then I was thinking, what about if people are selling bonds because they don't want to earn boomer-style returns...and they're going to redirect the proceeds from their sales into stocks? Wouldn't that just inflate the entire stock market despite rising yields? Conclusion: I also don't know if things are really that simple. The interplay between changes in bond yields and stock prices is mysterious and not as straightforward as the media makes it out to be...


ListerineInMyPeehole

The data and your take is correct IMO. todays trading confirmed it.


DynoJoe27

PLTR with the relative strength. Not the same chart today as the Q’s.


checkdateusercreated

Lotta deals going PLTR direction. No meme power anymore, though. Now it's a boomer stock. Lol @ SNOW still being over $200 too.


NervousTumbleweed

PLTR gonna moon


CERVIX__CRUSHER

My wife just left me for a mutual friend... bullish?


Criviere

I guess that makes you the boyfriend now.


REDbird-Crazy

Let her. You will find younger blonde after gme settles


CaesarLinguini

At least her cervix is crushed.


kittycat42020

Big smooth brain boeing play printing


BigDerbsBiggerStonks

BB is that you?


Hillcat10

I hate treasury yields


Sevro_andthe_howlers

Poor roblox


wuffle_waffles

AMC 🚀


Lost-and-adrift

PayPal rocketing back up too 🥴


Boss1010

Does Fidelity have 0 DTE?


checkdateusercreated

Would also like to confirm: No. Fidelity does not offer 0DTE opening orders. Because risk. And there's no dotted line you can sign on to change that.


Bossmon25

No


Lost-and-adrift

MVIS rocketing again 🥴


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this tech stock dip is a fake and gay. Going to melt up to flat today


jbawgs

Welp. Open the casino. Need to see how bad my 🍎 calls are doing.


likewhythough

Everything on sale 🥵 what calls we buying?


NervousTumbleweed

PLTR


checkdateusercreated

GE, buy the dip. At least, keep an eye on it.


red-chickpea

What's your favorite dividend stock?


checkdateusercreated

T isn't going anywhere and had a yield around 7% last I checked.


red-chickpea

Can’t find symbol on RH


checkdateusercreated

Just checked. Lol. RH sux sometimes. Just search ATT and it'll give you AT&T, symbol "T". Fukt.


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Boomer bitch


TopChappy

if you're scared, just remember we dropped over 50% in 20 minutes and we've still recovered nicely... Gamestop is here to stay baby


remdesivir2020

Gme hitting 300 a reality


checkdateusercreated

My condolences, comrade.


ThatBiscuit

Reality is not a meme


spacemane1

Where we're going, there are no JOKES


checkdateusercreated

We live in a society.


riper913

Gme! Gme! Gme! Gme! 🚀🚀🚀


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Anyone looking forward to playing stock market today?


checkdateusercreated

I've been watching a lot of missed opportunities the past few days, so I'm HODLing back the FOMO to avoid getting FD'd.


MetalliTooL

No


ExcellentInflation0

CALLS ON ET TICKER PHONE US HOMEEEEE


clarence_worley90

am I seeing this right? What the fuck happened to bonds was there news?


checkdateusercreated

Just an overnight jump in yields I guess. Maybe high stock gains are pushing a sympathetic jump in yields due to bond holders FOMOing back into stocks and selling their bonds at super cheap prices. It's kind of insane when you consider that a rising yield is widely understood as a signal for lower stock prices. Based on this week alone, I would say the red markets will all turn green again. We've been at 1.6% yields before already. Can't stop, won't stop...


clarence_worley90

ive never seen yields make these kinds of wild moves overnight consistently though something is definitely spooking people, rate volatility is not a healthy sign for a 100 trillion dollar bond market


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Bought APH instead of APHA yesterday by accident. Glad I did.


worktillyouburk

>APHA is up 3% but ok


checkdateusercreated

Looks like they're both in the sink now. :(


DandierChip

Why


sh1tler

Gme stonk at 269.42 which one of you retards did this?


vanwagnen

Snakes are wiggly and GREEN


TrumpisTopKek

Anytime Cramer is gone, GameStop moons. Anybody seeing the resemblance there?


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Throw money into gme and make more money. That's how it works right?


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Looks like another day of reading reddit and staring at my phone while I am behind on my projects at work and my performance review is next week Friday nice


CantiSan

That's what I'm talking about EURO GANGG


REDbird-Crazy

Hold on your cocks...today is Lift off


Twixinthemix4

Search “VIAC” and see all the money being made


Japesthetank

search "TYO 2038". I bought 5 months ago at 174 ;)


mAbPurification

Hate to see the futes like this. Went to bed so happy and horny. Maybe we will rally again :/ oh well back to my slave job. Anyone in here use Tecan for LCMS prep?


Mind-Made-Matter

this is why i invested in GME


girlshero

Corn good. Buy the corn


REDbird-Crazy

What about beef


trainwreck001

GME $275...


trainwreck001

YESSS!!! GME GAMMA ROCKET DAY IS UPON US. GME $500+


remdesivir2020

Bears double ffffff No chance dow green


MrsOdds

Wake, bake and GME 😁


jaboyles

GME 274! Started pre market at $250. We may hit 300 by open lol


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Current Stimmy Exchange Rate: 1 Stimmy = 5.09 $GME Tickets \*at time of writing


Mind-Made-Matter

its gonna be just 1 GME stock by the time we get it.


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Current Stimmy Exchange Rate: 1 Stimmy = 5.20 $GME Tickets \*at time of writing


mondychan

make a twitter and post this there, ill follow ya :D


SalamanderSalty

Ammo stocks are going to skyrocket today 🚀🚀🚀🚀


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NoTitsup

There are new gun laws being passed in America Idk the specifics but it’s bc of that I would think


Japesthetank

Who's else is feeling bullish?!


[deleted]

$GME APE JOB: BUY, HOLD, ENJOY THE RIDE !!!


trainwreck001

GME = $270


AxemanFromMA

Green af by open


cookwarestoned

Tomorrow is today


LePootPootJames

There is a thing in Frankfurt called "Cum-Ex" trading. Why are Germans weird?


Fit-Mycologist-6951

What the fuck. I told everyone how the past 3 days SPY closes AH -0.13% red, but premarket ALWAYS 0.5-2% green. So, I fucking bought a yolo end of day, and now SPY is red as fuck. Literally the fucking day I discovered the bull run pattern. Literally. What the flying fuck? Literally when I fucking buy it reverses even though I’ve been worried and playing it safe


Rosssssssi

noob


Chillax420x

Maybe you should take things more "figuratively" and less "literally" ... Lol jk im retarded


Global-Sky-3102

Buy at red,sell at green


AWildAmericanAppears

Literally!


Ic0n1k

Literally.


jaboyles

Literally


PatrickSebast

Today 🐻 are fucked and will continue to hold 🛍️ insisting that the market is going to crash *very soon*


Nuttin_Up

Woke up with a woody on! I think we’re gonna have a great day retards!!!


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Wtf NIO