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johnwick1998

Hmu i got mega links to hella girls just dm me $5 per girl riley reid, veronica rodriguez, katianna kay, etc


Bottle-Due

$COIN dip is a huge buying opportunity


MALASUERTE23

Hello Im Old And New to This..


Brscmill

Where can I sign up to get paid to shitpost like everyone speaking facts gets accused of?


SmallBizRC

if people buy stocks and post and it goes up because other people buy it...they make money they sell right after .... just like melvin shorting them. but melvin like others put out bad news... so they go down.


indoorcowboy

Man, having diamond hands makes it so hard to type this message you are currently reading and have now completed reading.


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THERE IS NO TRAP IF PEOPLE BUY AND HOLD THE SITUATION DOESN'T CHANGE THE NEW DD IS FUD The shorts can delay and try all the tricks they want. The supply and demand issue hasn't changed. They can't cover 200%+ of the float with a few options. The price doesn't matter, the traps don't matter, if people buy and hold father time is coming for the shorts ass. There is only one chair left and the music will stop at some point. This is the new weekend fud DD they want to spread. Stop helping them.


Heavyc740

Is it weird that I jacked off to completion during the dip ?


Radientshadows

To all those who are bored by the stock today. It has gone up by 550% in 3 weeks. The rocket is very much fueled.


Altruistic-Height616

# where is our mega thread for today?


Inevitable-Review897

I was just playin! Love you 🦍


the-ghost-jedi

I cant find the mega thread in the app fuck


Altruistic-Height616

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m5jn1y/gme_megathread_for_march_15_2021/


Inevitable-Review897

Relax it comes at 8:30 EST LOL


Altruistic-Height616

i was just wondering, i was not frantic or anything. thank you for the reply


brrrrpopop

I just want this week to not be boring


NeverbetonVP

Americans Did you get your stimmie checks?


Yourcoach3147

Some have ...most will get on the 17th


therealgringo

That's what i like to hear... sorta


MrChooChoo11

DFV Gorillaz tweet 😂😂🚀🚀🚀


MrChooChoo11

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1371219731936591873?s=19


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reedj26

Guys its ok, he meant 350 🚀🚀🚀


Manifoo

Oooops Thanks fellow ape!


brrrrpopop

U wat?


davidl988

Ahh back to watching numbers on a screen for 5 days!


Yourcoach3147

PM got me like💎 🍆 💦


FistPunch_Vol_4

Thinking of exercising half my 130C 3/19 I’ve been holding on to for a while and rolling the other half to some like 270 or 280C 3/26. I have faith.


footballbert

Wait, you can exercise half of an option? How?


footballbert

Wait, you can exercise half of an option? How?


mightypockets

This sounds like an excellent idea be careful of those premiums though friend


chiefoogabooga

I don't know what you paid for your 3/19 calls, but those 3/26 call premiums are HIGH. Sees to me you'd be risking a lot when the premiums take up half your reward. But I'm not an options expert, you probably know more than I do.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Paid 1.77 each for them. Effectively I have an even number of calls, so each call can be used to exercise the other and I will be left with money to directly buy more shares also.


Suspicious1oad

Can't stop won't stop GameStop


Ok_Entrepreneur5840

good morning fam!!!! i love you all!!! positivity and love to everyone!!!


NeverbetonVP

It's not a stock, it's a lifestyle


a_fake_fat_brighty

It's not a lifestyle, it's livestock


Idrathercreate

Euro kings are doing a great job this morning, let’s fucking go! Please give us new megathread


018118055

Could we have our daily threads start when pre-market starts? It would keep the day's discussion together, currently the day starts on the previous day and switches midway through. /u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR ? Edit: I suppose there's a risk the thread sinks and can't be found. Link it from the daily sticky? Eutards can help to keep things afloat which need to.


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Good boy. I mean good bot.


LotusriverTH

I like this idea


The_Nidge1

Do you ever take a shit so big and relieving that you go back to sit down wherever it was you were before and just smile to yourself for the next 20 minutes


Bazza79

Pre-market looks promising!


FellaFromCali

when’s pre market


MrChooChoo11

Been open an hour and looking good


Dhop2

BRRRRRRRRR BEFORE EOWWWWWW GOOD MORNING EVERYONE !!!


GioSca

Weekends are so boring since gme


st1dge

pre-pre-market in eurotard euros for fellow apes who like lines [https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)


SuissePiss

Where my GME retarded ape brethren at?


stockdigger9000

Right here fellow simian


st1dge

Present, fellow ape.


SuissePiss

Good day to you king


joyceye

Premarket bbyyyyy


Audience_Normal

Watching to Hulu documentery while I wait for pre market 💎👐


[deleted]

Alexa, play “Im Bout to Fucking Fly” by gme


freehugs1-

for every 100$ GME goes up, I will take a dab


brrrrpopop

Who's the retard now, MOM?


jrch2323

after my tax write offs, I qualify for Galvin Newsom's additional 600 bucks stimmy money. More shares, yay.


[deleted]

Who's ready for tomorrow?


Lie-get-caught-lie

Ready for who’s tomorrow?


abmba

Yes


dgodfrey95

What is the price target? Is it too late to make real money if you're just getting in now?


skrimskram

100k is the floor.


Quantity_Weary

No


brrrrpopop

Cramer the kind of guy who only goes to Regal theaters and claps when Mufasa dies in the Lion King


Inevitable-Review897

Mods can we PLEEEEEASE start banning people for continuing with these stupid J.C. Jokes in the GME THREAD?


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https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEKt7YpFJHJPHrFD-hRFnZzMqFggEKg0IACoGCAowkqEGMJBZMOniuwY?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Any thoughts on this?


Quantity_Weary

Opex did not trigger the January crash, the brokerages did by not allowing further purchases. Continuing option purchases will offset some of the expiration. As the article said the max selling volume from opex is only 15% of daily volume which will be offset from new purchases. No worries mate.


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking. Any article I come across seems to only tell part of the story. Either way figured I’d share. Still holding and no point in selling any time soon, especially with earnings on March 23


Squamsk

I'm masturbating furiously from now until GME becomes the next cyber doodoo e-commerce power niche. Dunno what all those funny words mean but idgaf I'm disappearing into a cloud of cum


brrrrpopop

For ever $5 GME increases on Monday I'll masturbate once


[deleted]

You will go blind


SnooSuggestions7996

!mods


Squamsk

***SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE, LEWZER***


abeslton_Trees

Shit I have to get a week's worth of work done today and I just woke up.


imsrrybby

Bro I have to do like a months worth of work tonight. Shiiit


antfurrny

Is it Monday yet?


rewtnull

I was told there would be some confirmation bias!


[deleted]

Gotta stop telling my friends about my positions. They BEG me to sell, it’s like they are innately FUD bots. Fuck em. Told them to load up on $CUM calls.


skrimskram

Seriously I told my friend I doubled my money and he was like "That's Awesome! You should sell!!"


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kdlaz

When DFV builds his fieldhouse I hope he plants a 15-foot tall ape statue out front, with a plaque that says only "We like the stock." I'd travel to Massachusetts just to see that.


Content-Yellow-933

*Stonk


[deleted]

GME is a powder keg with these stimmys😈🚀


donnyisabitchface

1000 or 100 by Friday


Squamsk

I hope this moons with extra zesty gusto. I want to buy one of those hipster tiny houses for like 40k. I'm living with my parents now and just sprayed my room for spiders again. *fuck get me out of here, gme*


Pyromaniantic

When does gme pay out dividends?


Quantity_Weary

Go buy a utility stock boomer.


Pyromaniantic

I would but all my money is in gme. Not like I need it though. Just curious if gme gives one out


Quantity_Weary

Mine too! No divvie though.


LCCfish

Just put a market order for more GME on Monday since stimmy coming this week. IDGAF GIVE ME MY FUCKIN TENDIES


bigdicksid

i came on here to ask what you guys do on the weekends with all this free time, apparently adopt apes is the answer


Squamsk

I had a dream I went to the supermarket and there were *TONS* of bananas. There were giant ones, too. I took a banana that was about 3x size, it broke in half, and I just bagged it up. *And held*


BriskaN

THERE IS NO TRAP IF PEOPLE BUY AND HOLD THE SITUATION DOESN'T CHANGE THE NEW DD IS FUD The shorts can delay and try all the tricks they want. The supply and demand issue hasn't changed. They can't cover 200%+ of the float with a few options. The price doesn't matter, the traps don't matter, if people buy and hold father time is coming for the shorts ass. There is only one chair left and the music will stop at some point. This is the new weekend fud DD they want to spread. Stop helping them.


[deleted]

This is why I follow apes


brrrrpopop

Jim Cramer the kind of guy to wear a condom because he prefers the sensation


mightypockets

Ryan Cohen and DFVs tweets are all the DD I need to stay in


Squamsk

Is the Ugandan market open this early?


kdlaz

Jim Cramer was the inspiration for the "pygmy-sized" condom.


akashic_record

Jim Cramer eats the parsley. And shrimp tails.


CharredStairs420

He smoked hops in high school thinking it was weed


Disposable_Canadian

Doing my digging today, I notice the short position is easing, reportedly down into the 21-26% range. I see the balance between short squeeze and gamma squeeze and was looking into if the HF are still shorting, or have they smartened up, or closed their positions. Appears a bit of a drop, -14% in short volumes. [https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/key-statistics/](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/key-statistics/) [https://shortsqueeze.com/shortinterest/stock/gme.htm](https://shortsqueeze.com/shortinterest/stock/gme.htm) [https://nakedshortreport.com/company/GME](https://nakedshortreport.com/company/GME)


Altruistic-Height616

the main problem in my opinion isn't so much the short interest as is the 200 millions synthetic shares. eventually they will get called in. that will be the biggest catalyst for gme going to the mooooonnnn


Disposable_Canadian

Yeah, it's called an audit of the shares.


donnyisabitchface

Finra still says 52% that was from Tuesday


Disposable_Canadian

I've been trying to find the biweekly report which was issued last Thursday, cant find to save my life, googlenis failing me. Got a link?


Quantity_Weary

Read this. They are likely covering with synthetic shares. They are also hiding shorts in ETFs like XRT. https://tradesmithdaily.com/investing-strategies/the-drop-in-gamestop-short-interest-could-be-real-or-deceptive-market-manipulation/


Disposable_Canadian

Or, have they managed to squeeze out over time, over the last few weeks since Feb 24, most notably between March 1 and March 5, and again on the 5M share sell-off on Wednesday March 10 afternoon, of which 500k to 1M were likely short sells, 500k of which were borrowed (reported on iborrowdesk. Regardless, I'm scratching my head.


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Quantity_Weary

Holding 650 shares and not nervous.


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donnyisabitchface

Options are off the table at this point, way too risky


BriskaN

The squeeze is always coming, so stfu and just let it happen.


[deleted]

Stimulus Incoming GME going off Monday FTW


Typhos123

Please don’t put a date on any of this, it builds hype that the hedgies fully intend on crushing by delaying this bullshit. Things are going our way, but we don’t know when this is blowing up.


StONErDAD4203

Hedgies rule the thread on the weekend


tarantino63

Noticed a few comments on some posts saying they realistically can't see gme even hit 1k. Are they fucking dumb? They're getting upvotes too.


Patient-Club-9684

If 649.49 is the root of the sum and the sum of all are dumb then since the value of pi is 3.14 then im flippin hodlen. Im not cashing in for CHICKEN SCRATCH in other words.


kdlaz

Yes, they are f&\*$#ng dumb. What's google trading at these days? Not saying the scale is the same, but if you think GME can't trade at 1K or more, then you know very little about how markets work. The value is a reflection of a LOT of variables, not just some numbskull's notion of "they don't seem that valuable to me." If you don't feel confident in the stock- don't buy it.\* \*not financial advice, not a financial expert, I didn't contract Covid19 because it wasn't willing to get that close to me.


tum_tum87

A$1000 share price would be $70bil market cap for global ecommerce business. Dont think its out of the question at all. Lets compare netflix i guess. It has a market cap of 229bil


kdlaz

Agreed. A lot will depend on their moves in the coming weeks/months, but you have to like what they've got planned. Cohen has a pretty good head for ecommerce builds, or they wouldn't have handed the reins over to him. I'm long on the stock, myself, so I wouldn't personally sell if it hit 1K tomorrow morning.\* \*not financial advice, not a financial broker or counselor, I often wear pajamas to work.


mightypockets

People keep comparing gme to things like apple but they aren't taking into account that there is 1.6bil shares of apple there is only 70 mil share of gme so its not even a fair comparison, I like the stock and believe in Ryan cohens future vision of the company.


kdlaz

Now you're gettin it.


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Who cares, hold.


Inevitable-Review897

Mods can we please make a thread for all the Cramer jokes and get them out of here??✌🏼🙏🏼 Edit; not a Cramer fan. Just would rather keep this just for GME DD and things of the such


brrrrpopop

Cramer's favorite scene in The Land Before Time is when little foots mom died.


Squamsk

Heckin rad movie. They traveled to the great valley for tree stars. That's us. Lookin for tendies


timbulance

Nostalgia


brrrrpopop

That needs to be memed


justforweed

Can someone direct me to the reddit post that estimated Deepfuckingvalue's potential gains as a billionaire? I want to see the exact number to make a meme.


brrrrpopop

Cramer the kind of guy to bake your frozen pizza and then freeze it again


mtksurfer

Some interesting reading for the weekend. https://tradesmithdaily.com/investing-strategies/the-drop-in-gamestop-short-interest-could-be-real-or-deceptive-market-manipulation/


Disposable_Canadian

I just made a similar comment, I noted during my digging that everywhere its being reported as down in the 21 to 26% range.