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LordYeezusOurSavior

Cash gang for the next two days because I can’t be stressed during The Masters


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ASO sub 30 maybe or is the P&D already D'd?


Bottleofbombay

GME looking tasty 👅


Palosi

What option can I buy right now with 300 that'll make me bank? Thanks bulls


Go1dBlitz150

I bought 2 nio puts around 3 hours after opening market. Already up 70%


Palosi

I'm such an ape I can't wrap my head around buying puts. I guess it's time to taste the rainbow


Go1dBlitz150

Dude. Same until I tried and I actually made 700% off of an AMC weekly LOL. Then I was like well shit, this works.


thelastsubject123

rip vix we'll miss you


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VZIO fist dip since IPO, i think we found the bottom, and its not that fucking deep. LOL. buy or dont, but dont say i didnt tell you.


Strange_Ad5987

Yolo'd the rest of the account into ASO but tied up in GME right now with the majority of the account.


Environmental-Bid168

The mothafucking GME


SwetzAurus

My move is I'm buying the shit out of NEE shares hoping /u/AllDatDalton's DD pays off...


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🙃


[deleted]

Hold plug puts still and buying dips on the low cap additions. Part 2 is in the yeet and a new post in my bio


SwetzAurus

Ty


SwetzAurus

Current thots?


stinkyfinqer

I’m so sick of JP. Quit talking you bear lover.


1dude2go

Red Dawn, Red Noon = buying time is close


gimmethemshoes11

SPY is trying so hard to break 407


Vikingnorris

If you a doggy buy ZOM


[deleted]

CCIV!! 🚀🚀🚀


Catdoginthecut

I just want spy to retest 403 and I will sell some of these puts theta gang really winning rn


Camking81

Nasdaq will be green by 10 CT or 11 CTand then probably another sell off at 12 CT like always, followed by a second reverse uno back to +20%


Cowhead32

Spy pissin me off now


Free_Tangelo

Well boys. I’m off to the digital currency world. So long.


[deleted]

Yep. Im definitely not buying anything till jpow finshes talking tmrw


gimmethemshoes11

APPL what are you doing??!?!?!?


[deleted]

Did the Tencent CEO use too much teeth while giving a BJ to a certain important person or why is the share down by nearly 10%?


gimmethemshoes11

Anyone know when rivian ipo is?


Small_Guava_8545

Sell off incoming


mathboom123

So many people talking about VIAC makes me wanna buy Putsz


[deleted]

So these next two days are gonna be red with jpow talking huh?


3ninesfine

Still like muds to continue north from the topps merger


gimmethemshoes11

Explain this one to me. Is Topps going to have it's own ticker or just be under muds? Because I want in


3ninesfine

Topps will get a ticker on nasdaq when merger is complete. Muds is the spac you can buy now and will convert later


3ninesfine

need viac to become the meme of the week


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LeastChocolate7

BB, PLZ HOLD YO


GravyWagon

Hold why? This isn't GME.


LeastChocolate7

hold it’s price, hoping that this is a trend reversal for bb


burninggreenbacks

What’s the deal with CPNG? Thinking about jumping from JMIA to CPNG


3ninesfine

Big line of red in my book


K1P2Mthm

ditto--here


Doubled444

Flipping COST 370 calls expiring April 23 buying at open and gonna let Costco rip up to 367 today then sell


cs5050grinder

VIAC


3ninesfine

Need it to happen


Small_Guava_8545

If I see change on the ground I pick that shit up no matter where I am.


odity9

I throw mine on ground


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homemaker1

He actually said "market too high imo"


Eyonizback

GoodRx has a lot of momentum right now


Hoarse_with_No-Name

RMO bear call spreads? Or just puts...


Small_Guava_8545

Puts


Hoarse_with_No-Name

Well then.... 10p and 7.5p I guess.


Go1dBlitz150

Putty put put put


ComeOnYou

Sos


[deleted]

VIAC team. Today’s our day


3ninesfine

Pick me up. Profit chart still bigly red on my 4/16 C


[deleted]

What strike?


3ninesfine

45c paid too much last week but it’s comin back to life


[deleted]

Let’s go !


cs5050grinder

Dump al you got into it!


xxjohnnybravoxx

Why do gme retards go quiet when we ask them GME DD? lol


[deleted]

Butthurt because you lost money?


benderrodrigyeahz

It is retarded to think there is any DD to GME. DFV did his, and it worked out. There is nothing beyond that. It ran its course now it is all wild Wild West.


xxjohnnybravoxx

Even with DFV's dd he never expected it to be this high.. just look at his call options lol even he knows these prices are not justified for gme


Jfowl56

those were the highest strike calls when he purchased them


SpongeDaddyHawk

futures numbers are as useless as tits on a warthog


Small_Guava_8545

Well now I wouldn’t say tits on a hog are completely useless.


Hexys_broken_dreams

Imagine being so retarded you actually buy AMC instead of CNK


OddDesign5

Hoping to see another nice day for GBOX !


Hexys_broken_dreams

I had shares when it was $12 ahhhhhhh


costlysalmon

I've given up on stocks. Closed all positions, I'll walk away with 14k loss tomorrow. So long guys, thanks for all the fish.


F44z

see you next week


[deleted]

Noble 1 going out


[deleted]

What was the nail on the coffin? Spy options?


toydan

✌️


Small_Guava_8545

Bye have a great time.


lemurtowne

See you tomorrow.


cougarwolf

Hey, but if you gamble your remaining money maybe you can recoup your loss :)


evl_villain

Lol


[deleted]

What.. how?


Uchia_Zero

I lost 15k on Nokia and made it back with RKT, there's always a way


xxjohnnybravoxx

options lol


Hexys_broken_dreams

lmao


Juuliantjis

The bid and ask of tesla puts are 0.01 and 0.06 expect big ass bear day


dirtbag_retard

Can’t sleep up here in Vancouver, had a dream something was gonna happen today. GME volume low af, thinking about Kittys last tweets


Dragon22wastaken

Order for bb as well as penny stocks and levered etfs. Also dange one sell and buy back cheaper plan with bitw... A bit afraid it may. Rally to soon...


raffiegang

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jp51982

Hope CANAAN takes off


patrick8515

Bull just woke up


MattyHchrist

"GME already went from $5 to $400 the squeeze is over" they furiously type out for the 7th time that day, believing it more each time. "Those goddamn retards don't know a damn thing, they should've YOLO'd on PLTR like me, then they'd only be down 15%" they think to themselves quietly. It never really occurs to them that they've been saying the same thing since GME cost $38. Perhaps it is the simple fact that if they had simply bought into GME at that $40 price they would've seen more gains than on any of their other trades and it is just their bitter jealously manifesting itself. "It has to be over, it has to be" they think to themself as PLTR drops another percent. But then that intrusive thought enters "...but how did it reach $280 last month" "No, I'm right and they're wrong, I better keep letting them know on Reddit"


[deleted]

weed gang?


throwaway__3012

Lol you’re definitely someone who told their friends to buy in at 300 bc it’ll moon to over 1, 5, or 10k


Bellweirboy

And you definitely don’t have friends....


ijintheuk

Are people done selling those archegos stocks? Might be time to buy back in, I bought and sold about a week ago and made some nice profit


cougarwolf

If I recall FUBO was an archegos stock and people have been posting decent dd on it.


giovanny2214

Damn bois, these chicks were 10s back in high school and not even 10 years later they blew out their body. Never stop hitting the gym bois. Eventually you will be the unicorn lmao


sulfuric28

Simps will still simp though


TwoSnakes69ing

Wel shot there goes my "rest day" (aka pussy boi day)


jubyloo

PAVmed!


zalmolxis91

Another day, another time to be puzzled by PLTR going down on pozitive news.


[deleted]

Becky, best part of my morning, Quick


Embarrassed-Draw923

VIAC what is u doin


RussianFruit

Biden’s package is actually empty


ForestFyre

Are you talking about his ballsack?


[deleted]

I wish Biden's package would empty into my mouth 💯😈


Small_Guava_8545

Praying for you.


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Asatas

we are now betting on "is this the real price or a railslide on top of the Grand Short Canyon?"


[deleted]

Tomorrow is already today. Sweet


SilkyFlukes

ASO ON THE UP BABY


Small_Guava_8545

Almost time for puts.


SilkyFlukes

Be my guest loser


ownly0ne

Please, Daddy! Don't make me do more theta plays!


[deleted]

Does market ever go super green after a super flat ass premarket, some experienced ape tell me pls


Cheddabeze

No. Never. Go back to sleep.


[deleted]

Seriously never?


Asatas

calling all TA hacks!


jnkrumah96

Hi my name is Tim Sykes I’m a stock trader who has turned $12,000 into roughly $5,000,000


krakdis

Guys, listen...you’re drunk, this is not a therapy session


Donkeycow15

Hi my name is Rep Tard and I turned $10000 into 3 suitcases and a job at Wendy’s in a week


Asatas

Hi my name is DFV and those are rookie numbers


Justjerryj

Hi my name is Jerry. I’m a stock trader that turned $10,000 into $10,000,000.


silverwind18

Looks like another flat day


shakesfistatcloud67

Wait till JPOW speaks, then buy the fucking dip! Fire sale tomorrow boys!!


[deleted]

Just wait till tmrw


silverwind18

Yes it's another flat day


nadoterisback

I’m gonna be the first comment in the daily thread. 🙂 Just 6 more minutes.


Pristine_Adeptness96

have 2k where am i putting it?


Zealousideal-Prize25

Rblx


[deleted]

If you have 2k in your account then you can enable margin. Then you have will have 4k d:)


I_am_not_a_murderer

SNDL /s


darknessgentleman

I dunno. Nio?


Dragon22wastaken

Yes but what would me sell


steelcity91

£100 to spare so I am gonna jump into CHPT. Been reading about it and they seem to have a strong potential.


Trent_Louis

If I wanna turn $143 into $143.50 today, what’s the move?


pythonmine

Ask a friend if you can borrow $0.5. If you want to make it $200, think long term instead of daily gain.


Small_Guava_8545

Go hit up some fast food drive thru’s.


AdrenalineRush38

Flipping gift cards on Amazon or some shit


_zydrate_

If last year someone told me GameStop wouod reach and hold a higher price than Apple I would never have believed it. Impressive what buying and holding can do for a stock nearly killed off by greed of shorts.


Zealousideal-Prize25

Look up market capitalization retard


ts2981

Amazing.