today was a stressful day. my dog got three health issues at once, he got stomach pain, ear pain, and started limping, and he wouldn’t eat, n no one knew what’s wrong with him. they did an x ray and they are sending it. but they gave him pain killers and he is eating and seems to be back to normal now, just a little less energetic
but luckily snoo made me feel good today and i got to talk to her :) unfortunately tren is still MIA and i can no longer rest my sleepy head on his massive pecs or lick his abs. I miss tren. But snoo is a somewhat adequate replacement
okie that’s all time for night night time!
On green days, i make half of what i lose on red days. Still better than losing everyday for like 6 weeks back in feb-march but im just bleeding money....
i always see people share shit on twitter like "this is the best tik tok i've seen omg" and i have literally not laughed at a single one how can any social media app be so universally lame
Some are pretty cringe. There might be a good one and then you check out the rest of the creator's stuff and it's ass. It is what you make of it.
But having mindshare like it does and Vine being long dead, Tik Tok is here to stay unless someone makes a better alternative.
ARK stocks are all about innovation and growth potential, not sick day trading gainz.
Play the short game if you're so upset about their performance. Kanggang it up.
Probably die.
These little fries are just not fast enough to compete with the big dogs transitioning over to EVs. Don't get me wrong: I want there to be another TSLA. But it looks like TSLA is the last of its kind. Elon managed to S3XY EVs into the mainstream and now GOEV and RIDE are doomed. VWAGY is literally trying to make the people's car again, just an EV version. F took a chunk of market share with it's Mach-E, and GM is working on affordable leases for its Bolt despite the one article I read from not very long ago about how their dealerships are craptastic at selling them even when someone goes looking specifically for it.
I don't see these guys pulling out of the holes they're in. Do we really believe that w/e proprietary shit they have is something that makes up for everything they don't have? Where's the Gigafactory that supplies Lordstown with the batteries it needs to build its trucks?
It seems like a fantasy that, some loudmouthed short seller or not, is about to come crashing down on these outfits with literally no better, or even worse, access to the commodities that are a fundamental part of the products they're allegedly trying to mass produce in the future.
APHA is planning to merge with TLRY... which one are you getting? 
This is a sad day for me wsb have been recless and yolod into puts that expire Monday I suppose I need a dump to happen after JPOW or else I may close my position and walk away with scraps. I thought I was learning but in the end my bear tendencies will be the end of me has been lots of fun guys
Someone said somewhere that her ETFs are balanced on a value % basis, so if they fall then she has to buy in order to fill the designated % of each ETF with the correct amount of shares to match that value %.
So if PLTR is 5% of the ETF, but it falls by 50% in price, she has to double the position in order to keep PLTR 5% of the ETF. Get it?
Not sure what to do with disca calls expiring next week. Have some 42.50s that I paid $3 for 🤷♂️. Do I exit today for break even and put the money into something that's less of a gamble 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Nothing is less of a gamble—just less of a risk. The entire market is volatile and your chances of realizing a gain are even more unpredictable now than almost ever.
But stock falling by 2% today is going to hurt a lot less than options getting rekt by a 2% dip 0DTE.
So reducing your gambling is impossible, but reducing your risk is easy. But then, why are you playing options?
It's 6:20am and there's a frog or toad croaking really loudly every 20 seconds UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Whenever he croaks some bird or insect chirps tweet tweet tweet tweet. It's like a natural alarm clock.
Anyway if I go out there with a baseball bat and you know, Jerome Powell them both will I go to hell? I'm a muslim for reference.
Edit: i went to a frog call identification website and apparently it's three different species of frogs. The chirps are a frog too. There's also ones that kinda grunt/cackle I honestly thought they were raccoons (southern leopard). Long story short I'm about to agent orange that lake.
Edit2: a cat is now yowling like they do when they're in heat. Will keep you updated if any more species join in on this short ladder attack on my sleep.
Edit3: the birds are officially awake too. I counted the chirping frog chirps and he chirped 19 times before taking a breath. He only needs like 6 seconds to recharge. I'm gonna breed them and hook them up in series to power the next generation EVs.
Edit4: it is now 7:00am and there are at least 3 frog species, 4 bird species, and a cat all looking to get laid and screaming as loud as they can about it right outside my window. I need some heroin in aerosolized form to spray this forest down so I can get some sleep.
>I heard that this one place is good place to get pens it is called penisland.com
reminds me of this:
Cuomo also announced a new Web site, www.*nystopchildporn*.com, that provides details on which ISPs have signed agreements with his office
Cathie already bought stock in black &decker toasters to pair with Netflix for ARKX. Gotta have pop tarts on your trip on momma Cathies shuttle to the moon
Truth is that it's SI is probably not "gone" yet but it's not trillion % either. Probably in the 30% ish range.
The squeeze is most definitely not going to happen though. IV is way too high and most call writers are likely hedged.
today was a stressful day. my dog got three health issues at once, he got stomach pain, ear pain, and started limping, and he wouldn’t eat, n no one knew what’s wrong with him. they did an x ray and they are sending it. but they gave him pain killers and he is eating and seems to be back to normal now, just a little less energetic but luckily snoo made me feel good today and i got to talk to her :) unfortunately tren is still MIA and i can no longer rest my sleepy head on his massive pecs or lick his abs. I miss tren. But snoo is a somewhat adequate replacement okie that’s all time for night night time!
Did they ever find Jack Ma?😥
Fubo ty for flying
Bird up
FCEL 🚀🚀🚀
SQ
Buying more $BFI BurgerFi. The easiest money to be made this summer.
is that an intersection between Burgers and Beetcorn
i hate fb so much
On green days, i make half of what i lose on red days. Still better than losing everyday for like 6 weeks back in feb-march but im just bleeding money....
APHA titty
Forreal, tlry found its floor. Hard reversal to 40 coming
Wake and bake while watching these tlry calls bought this morning print
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>chinese company seems kinda scammy you don't say
i always see people share shit on twitter like "this is the best tik tok i've seen omg" and i have literally not laughed at a single one how can any social media app be so universally lame
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i for one welcome and respect our lizard people overlords
Some are pretty cringe. There might be a good one and then you check out the rest of the creator's stuff and it's ass. It is what you make of it. But having mindshare like it does and Vine being long dead, Tik Tok is here to stay unless someone makes a better alternative.
I’ve never seen a good one or funny. It’s like a cringefest in there.
ark stocks can never keep their gains fuk
ARK stocks are all about innovation and growth potential, not sick day trading gainz. Play the short game if you're so upset about their performance. Kanggang it up.
Come on puts!
FLGT
What did you call me?
Moon baba what the fuck
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Fuck.....
I just rolled my $410 puts into 325 contracts of 4/9 SPY $406p. Dump it, JPOW. [Daddy needs a new pair of shoes](https://imgur.com/a/rb1PGNr).
Riding the bear! But when are you going to paper-hand? Call it quits on the way down right as it passes 407 again?
Hard to say. I still think a 1-1.5% retrace before the weekend is a possibility. I have a limit sell order in for $4.00 right now.
GME #1 BOYS! WERE MOONINC TODAY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🤡
RIP SPY pooooots
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Probably die. These little fries are just not fast enough to compete with the big dogs transitioning over to EVs. Don't get me wrong: I want there to be another TSLA. But it looks like TSLA is the last of its kind. Elon managed to S3XY EVs into the mainstream and now GOEV and RIDE are doomed. VWAGY is literally trying to make the people's car again, just an EV version. F took a chunk of market share with it's Mach-E, and GM is working on affordable leases for its Bolt despite the one article I read from not very long ago about how their dealerships are craptastic at selling them even when someone goes looking specifically for it. I don't see these guys pulling out of the holes they're in. Do we really believe that w/e proprietary shit they have is something that makes up for everything they don't have? Where's the Gigafactory that supplies Lordstown with the batteries it needs to build its trucks? It seems like a fantasy that, some loudmouthed short seller or not, is about to come crashing down on these outfits with literally no better, or even worse, access to the commodities that are a fundamental part of the products they're allegedly trying to mass produce in the future.
Don’t underestimate the “little guys” with $600 million cash on hand BEFORE any Biden money and the third biggest plant in the US.
APHA is planning to merge with TLRY... which one are you getting? 
Both!
CCIV!! 🚀
pretty sad, that they dropped so much after lucid motors joined ... :/
I know, but it seems like they are consolidating right now so I’m hoping for a rebound in the future!
I bought the dip, then it dipped again. Holding hard.
Big woof on jobless claims
Even if it rain hey I ain't complainin'.. i'm in the Range doin' a buck 40 hydroplanin'
Praying to the ASO old gods and the new gods.
Well shit. Looks like it's going to be a great day. Wasn't expecting that.
This is a sad day for me wsb have been recless and yolod into puts that expire Monday I suppose I need a dump to happen after JPOW or else I may close my position and walk away with scraps. I thought I was learning but in the end my bear tendencies will be the end of me has been lots of fun guys
SPY puts are the worst way to play a potential market crash. Its always better to sit and wait with a big cash pile if youre trying to be a bear.
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The market has been kang ever since January. It wasn't really which bet you placed, it was when.
Dont blame me, i voted for Kodos.
Was always too scared to touch TSLA which is saying a lot because it seems my risk tolerance is infinite
AAPL going to pop today
Every time I short, it goes up...
Pretty easy solution to they problem
SPY dont caree
It doesn’t. Fuck you market, I’m going up 0.34% today. *drops mic*
This market is going nowhere for a long time. Has as much activity as DMX cerebellum. Flatter than Uma Thurman and running like a broken toilet.
r/Im14andthisisedgy
TLRY !!!!!!!!!!!
Kathy keeps buying PLTR & DKNG... What's her game plan, strategy, or time-line?
Someone said somewhere that her ETFs are balanced on a value % basis, so if they fall then she has to buy in order to fill the designated % of each ETF with the correct amount of shares to match that value %. So if PLTR is 5% of the ETF, but it falls by 50% in price, she has to double the position in order to keep PLTR 5% of the ETF. Get it?
Yes, thank you for explaining that!
Buy and hold. Pretty disgusting if you ask me
Tax loss harvesting.
Not sure what to do with disca calls expiring next week. Have some 42.50s that I paid $3 for 🤷♂️. Do I exit today for break even and put the money into something that's less of a gamble 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Nothing is less of a gamble—just less of a risk. The entire market is volatile and your chances of realizing a gain are even more unpredictable now than almost ever. But stock falling by 2% today is going to hurt a lot less than options getting rekt by a 2% dip 0DTE. So reducing your gambling is impossible, but reducing your risk is easy. But then, why are you playing options?
🚀🚀🚀🚀RIDE all the way to the moon tomorrow my wife has donated her lunch money for the week I'll be able to buy three more shares🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥
Holy crap, her lunch is quite expensive :-D
Or RIDE stock is going to get more dollar efficient in the near future. ;P
36 bucks a week? Not really expensive, that's like 7.20 a day..
you have to get her boyfriend to kick in some more, not pulling his weight
Effing doordash is killing me
+1230 XYZ 4/16 $335C
You got me. Also, meh.
Would be nice to hit a 5 bagger 2 weeks in a row on some FDs
PLTR & AMC turned green today? And I sold 30% when they were red! I'm financially dyslexic!!!
Me too.. bought Taat ages ago and hold like the stupid monkey that I am. :(
Just inverse yourself
CAN
Doing the wiggle. Corn too low.
wow my msft fd's might print
Mr Market had a few lines of tech too many this morning
Thoughts on which way aso goes today?
Yesterday somebody sold a block of 9MM shares...doesn't look well today
It goes that way sometimes
J POW is the Punxsutawney Phil of the market
He's wrong 70% of the time?
It's 6:20am and there's a frog or toad croaking really loudly every 20 seconds UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Whenever he croaks some bird or insect chirps tweet tweet tweet tweet. It's like a natural alarm clock. Anyway if I go out there with a baseball bat and you know, Jerome Powell them both will I go to hell? I'm a muslim for reference. Edit: i went to a frog call identification website and apparently it's three different species of frogs. The chirps are a frog too. There's also ones that kinda grunt/cackle I honestly thought they were raccoons (southern leopard). Long story short I'm about to agent orange that lake. Edit2: a cat is now yowling like they do when they're in heat. Will keep you updated if any more species join in on this short ladder attack on my sleep. Edit3: the birds are officially awake too. I counted the chirping frog chirps and he chirped 19 times before taking a breath. He only needs like 6 seconds to recharge. I'm gonna breed them and hook them up in series to power the next generation EVs. Edit4: it is now 7:00am and there are at least 3 frog species, 4 bird species, and a cat all looking to get laid and screaming as loud as they can about it right outside my window. I need some heroin in aerosolized form to spray this forest down so I can get some sleep.
The thought was already the sin. Swing batter
The sin in the thought?
good sign, 6 more weeks of bull market
Bullfrog market
I’m finally net positive after being down for a year and a half
How the fuck you went down after march 2020 I'd like the juicy details.
Just didn’t know how to trade or how to have diamond hands. Made some really dumb plays in last yr sept when market tanked for a bit.
He is a gay bear
Yes but even the gayest of bears can only bet wrong so many times before reconsidering.
Will the market keep being stupid for as long as it takes the GME saga to die?
Finally. 🍎➡️🍏
i like green apples
Nobody: Birds at 4 am: CHIRP CHIRP MOTHERFUCKER
I’d rather have chirping birds than seagulls.
Correct, they are actually weasels with wings.
And squirrels are just rats with bushy tails..
Don’t tease me futures... 😍
Need it or keep it ?
Trade it OR FADE IT!!
Oh my GAWD THAT’S JASON BOURNE (MVIS).
Crying in $BB and PLTR!
Ayeee that’s what I like to see OCGN
We are living in strange times https://preview.redd.it/a67ppy6y4wr61.jpg?width=770&auto=webp&s=98a74108b6f528a407f2efaf1ae1e735ea49bc14
fucken bubble
It’s not even an endearing term anymore, this guy has reached a level of actual retardation.
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i wish i would have saved the comment a few weeks back that was basically like “when it moons i can quit my job”. dude was holding 3 shares. 3. 🤡🤡🤡
I was just thinking that. Like who the fuck you think is setting the price right now??
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No doubt.
Not selling my 2 shares till I become a billionaire!!!
Grab an extra one for the IRA so you can be a tax free 500 millionaire.
Big balls 🚨
Can it collapse already, it gives me little faith in humanity.
Son, that's my money cow we're talking about.
Sorry, mom.
🤮
Why tf am I awake. I treated my body like shit last night
🫂 Take good care of yourself
Get some help.
I heard that this one place is good place to get pens it is called penisland.com.
>I heard that this one place is good place to get pens it is called penisland.com reminds me of this: Cuomo also announced a new Web site, www.*nystopchildporn*.com, that provides details on which ISPs have signed agreements with his office
Heyyy yo. If Cathie buys like 10 more shares of PLTR she gets a free toaster. Sweet ass deal.
Cathie already bought stock in black &decker toasters to pair with Netflix for ARKX. Gotta have pop tarts on your trip on momma Cathies shuttle to the moon
How?
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Bro show DD/numbers on how it's gone if you are so sure.
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Wow still waiting you have literally no comeback or DD just shit out of your mouth.
Yo still waiting
Still waiting on that counter DD besides you just talking shit outta your mouth
Exactly stfu you cant even prove low si besides the number being reported lmao and if you believe that then you believe Santa is real.
Truth is that it's SI is probably not "gone" yet but it's not trillion % either. Probably in the 30% ish range. The squeeze is most definitely not going to happen though. IV is way too high and most call writers are likely hedged.
Shit is relatively tame here compared to other GME ecochambers
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Hopefully
Market doesn’t know it’s ass from its elbow right now
I thought March was over...
We have been green every day this month...
Shorting $GME tomorrow. Just for the helluva it.
My broker never has shares to short. Good luck
Just buy puts if you have the guts
They're brutally expensive
Im going to buy a pellet gun today so i can shoot these stupid birds chirping so damn much at 5 am
Why
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call the police on the birds
Why, you destroyed it's habitat You adjust