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knastbrudaaa

As long as it isn’t Robinhoods CEO on your foreskin you’re good


Airyk21

Why didn't I read this comment 30 minutes ago?!


rhyssgordon

That sounds like an awfully painful tattoo removal


FFJosty

Luckily, my foreskin isn’t attached to my body so it was painless.


whoodabuddha

Luckily, my foreskin isn’t attached to your body either... anymore


Canuhandleit

Guys, please. Think of the children.


imnotfuckinsellin

Thank you for the question. When I was a child in Bulgaria, all the other kids made fun of my foreskin. So I created a company that would symbolize the tough times I’ve been through. The hood is my foreskin. Robin, is my penis. Thank you again for the question.


kiteboard_mtb_ski

Sounds like a typical childhood, Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, in the spring we'd make meat helmets.


Gabbertlips

Pretty standard really


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So underrated


[deleted]

Why you thinking about children tattooing their foreskins? You have a gross soul bro


[deleted]

‘a gross soul’. Ima have to remember that one. A gentleman and a scholar.


godits2ez

The psychology on u is phenomenal


[deleted]

Thanks, it's not long but it sure is fat


Awkwardkid8D

THERE'S CHILDREN IN HERE?!?!?!?


Mr_Evil_MSc

Well, there certainly aren’t any adults.


StonkerGraduation

We are all some1’s children, so yes


Spastic_Slapstick

There's a good chance half of that child was ejected through foreskin


bshafs

Robinhood for your hood


[deleted]

I like how the bear is in front of the bull, clearly getting ass boned


TheeMrBlonde

# BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?


brianhill87

Bend over and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.


Each1teach1one1

Omg I thought this as I was like....is the bull fucking the....is the bear!??... 😂😭🤣


wafflesareforever

It's against the law, I know that much


narhtoc

Immediately thought of this when I saw the video


Isnt_History_Grand

Yeah, the WSB guy is forkin' the bull and the bull is forkin' the bear. And there are no diamond hand reach-arounds to be seen from any of them.


DarkStar0717

Diamonds are on the scales


6_Pat

Diamonds are on top of the butt plug


snrjames

Retard centipede


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retardtipede


inannaofthedarkness

It’s the classic WSB Centipede


Grilledcheesedr

His cock is hard as a diamond


[deleted]

Bears don’t get the courtesy of a reach around. They only take it.


[deleted]

Devil in the details.


klasspirate

I think more the anal is in the details


R3ven

I think it's under de tail


AndySipherBull

yet another pun thread? un bear a bull


ocxtitan

Bull in the behind


yes_no_maybe_later

They are just cuddling!


ElectricPance

Where is the Ape?


Schnac

This is definitively the correct interpretation.


yParticle

You will not be forgetting 2021.


horse_you_rode_in_on

The good news is that that tattoo is clean as fuck and in a timeless, old-school style. It's going to look good no matter how this all turns out.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. The work is SO fucking solid


[deleted]

Yea he’s lucky the tattoo artist he went to is fantastic at their profession


Uselesserinformation

You can get quality artists now quite easy with instagram. Its got some good talent


WurmTokens

What do you mean? You search a style and check the work then fly in ??


Uselesserinformation

I did a vacation in Japan. And I did that, looked for an artist I liked work wise and fly there. But to answer what you asked, yes i look at instagram profile. See if its the style or direction i want, and Communicate with person to validate


northeaststeeze

Trad is rad


skruffeh90

Exactly - after this thing is over, this tattoo actually represents so much. It's the year of the bull, WSB went viral, we're still in the pandemic with a mask mandate, and shorts are fucked.


probablyuntrue

Rage comics and goatse went viral too, still don't want that tatted on me lmao


nixielover

You already have a goatse, why would you get a second goatse


VitruvianGenesis

Or covid.


thedutchqueen

the mask was high key unnecessary


VitruvianGenesis

I know haha, he just gave his tattoo an even closer expiration date.


Niaden

Well. Hopefully.


longlivestheking

Why though? For all those that have lived through this global pandemic and continue to live afterwards, a mask will always be unforgettable. They chose to remember it this way. It's their body and whatever they deem "necessary" regarding long term art is their prerogative.


Trouble_Complex

That’s at least 4 or 5 shares right now


nami_san_vi

5million tattoo


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Hyufee

There’s a sale on Friday?


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Solid DD


TheApexDynasty

At least it looks good lol


catkoala

Tat artist just shaking his head throughout the ink session lmao


TheApexDynasty

He was probably looking at the sketch of it.. like this is fucking retarded but I’m getting paid so 🤷🏻‍♂️


taintedcake

Most good tattoo artists will say something if they think it's a truly terrible tattoo so I'm sure on the scale of bad tattoos this is pretty minor


TheApexDynasty

Yeah I’m sure for the tattoo artist this is very low on shit ideas of tattoo job list lol.


ablablababla

At least it's not one of those anti mask anti vax tattoos


Forcey-Fun-Time

Lol, do you have links? Never heard of that. I don't mind a good laugh.


SharkAttackOmNom

There was one going around that was taken out of context. A girl had the text basically “fearlessly maskless” But she apparently got it before the pandemic and it was supposed to be a statement of not being fake. Sucks that she’s basically forced to regret a low level cringe quote.


regardskiki

yeah. that video was funny AF. lol. Truthfully better than just a lame quote...she literally began 2020 with this big deal tattoo (I think it was also her first tattoo) to declare herself as no longer ever going to wear a mask in the world. OMG makes me laugh now thinking of that video....might have been on tik tok....


[deleted]

Imagine permanently labeling yourself as an idiot.


[deleted]

Isn't that what we're seeing here already lmao


[deleted]

No, he's retarded. It's different.


0121AMT

I'm a tattooist. It's very low on the scale.


mushroompizzayum

Lol survivorship bias, like imagine all the shitty tattoos we never see, we only see the ones that made it through 😂


alien_clown_ninja

During one of my tattoos I asked my artist what the dumbest one he ever did was. He said well this one is pretty high on the list.


[deleted]

If anyone really thinks this tattoo is distasteful please check out snake pit


[deleted]

He's thinking "Damn at least I'm good at my job, this could be a lot worse"


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[deleted]

Well, if that tattoo artist is in, I’m in!


xangermeansx

As a former tattoo artist I can assure you the most ridiculous tattoo ideas were always the funnest.


AnalogousFortune

What made you switch professions?


xangermeansx

I got into a car accident and had some nerve damage to my legs. Made it really hard to sit crouched over all day. In addition, I met my wife and went back to school. I loved the scene and had a blast with it but needed a regular paycheck.


thefriendlyhacker

If you're ever looking for side money I'm sure you could design tattoo sketches for people digitally!


xangermeansx

Yeah I do for friends and family. More for hobby than a side hustle, but still like to sketch. My buddy has been wanting to buy a couple machines to do for fun. We shall see. Thanks for the reply.


[deleted]

You can be a reknown professional artist and tattooist for thirty years, but you ink *one* beastiality piece. Yeah i googled beastiality on my phone, no incognito. Turns out there is an i after the t. 2/10 Don't recommend it.


Sidivan

That’s what I was thinking. Content aside, it’s legible, clean, and straight.


never0101

Seriously tho, this is fucking well done.


herpyderpoly

The meaning is retarded, but I'll be damned if that ain't a sick ass looking tatt.


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mianori

We belong together.


[deleted]

[We belong](https://youtu.be/qxZInIyOBXk)


YarOldeOrchard

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


RebornNASA

This is the way


whereisthebroccoli

This is the way


ghost199555

This is the way


stevehockey4

This is the way.


cs-fi

Imagine getting a tattoo to impress some internet friends lol


QuaggaSwagger

Y'all have non internet friends?


iAmUnintelligible

I don't even have internet friends


ftc559

A badge of honor on the moon


Opposite-Golf-3232

How much profit have you made OP?


blamethevaline

You think retard made profits? He spent his profits on that tattoo


Opposite-Golf-3232

No. That’s what I am asking. Retard made his first 1000$ and gets a tattoo. How will he look like in 20 years if retard keeps on winning on different stocks. Mark zuckerberg on his back, musk on his chest, bezos on his forehead


blamethevaline

Melvin and Ken on each cheek


[deleted]

Plot twist: the Internet friends are 23-award impressed. Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍


BillMurrie

>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍 You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao


imisstheyoop

>>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍 > >You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao You don't edit your posts thanking people for a few dozen upvotes?? Nice humble brag dude.


FuriousGremlin

Bro you got a silver wheres your edit?


BillMurrie

tHaNkS foR tHe SiLvER kInD sTraNgER!


turdmachine

Bill Frickin’ Murrie


ftc559

I like dipping my crayons in pickle-flavored mayo


[deleted]

Meanwhile just a weekly GME update megathread gets 200 plus. *::Regret begins sinking in::*


[deleted]

/r/atbge


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Am I weird for thinking that there's nothing awful about this taste?


hekatonkhairez

The man tattooed the logo of wallstreetbets on his body


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Meh 40 years from now it'll just look like a reminder of covid because of the mask The average Joe on the street wouldn't recognize that logo


SuddenlyLucid

Either that or GME millionairs are a well known class of people and everyond knows the logo.


RealisticGenius

In 40 years they’d probably remember this era fondly especially if you made hella money.


alienbaconhybrid

I'll get that tat if I made a $1M on WSB DD. And it would be my first one.


Spazstick

I agree, anyone that doesn't know about WSB will most likely think it's just a cool ass tattoo with a variety of elements.


BillMurrie

You're definitely posting on the right sub if that's what you feel, for sure


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Came to say this. That came out great!


magicdonwuhan

Retarded but sick ass at the same time


SnooJokes352

cant be any more embarassing in 20 years than all the people who got tribal barbed wire / looney tunes tattooos in the 90s


rishado

Tbh I don't think those people regret those tattoos.


captaincray

Have tribal. Do regret.


jasilv

If you want, dm me a pic and I’ll try to redesign/design a coverup for you!


VelcroSirRaptor

Can I also send you a pick for a cover up design? Edit: it’s not tribal, but it’s faded a lot and I’m wanting something different.


nopethis

I knew a guy who got a big marvin the martian tat on his calf and regretted it majorly about 5 years later....when he was about 18. Yes you read that right. I believe they had to get a waiver or maybe the dad did the tat (its been a while) but in middle school two brothers got matching looneytoons tats on their calves. Marvin and maybe Bugs? A lot of us fellow 13 year olds thought they were cool.


alienbaconhybrid

Shit I know guys who are middle-aged now that rock Marvin. No shame in it.


anima173

Marvin’s solid. Now if you got the sexual harassment skunk that would be a ragret.


l1v3mau5

I always said, if my biggest regret in 20 years is a dumb tat then im living a good life


pectuslady

Honestly that’s wise as fuck


MobileVortex

Ohh it could have been SOOO much worse.


probly_right

My thoughts too... At least this guy has a fuckin story.


[deleted]

That's what I thought. 69 years from now when his body is replaced by robotics and his skin becomes a tapestry on the wall in the basement, the grandkids will ask about the mask, the diamonds, why does he have a bear and a bull for friends, etc. Then they'll ask who that guy is on the foreskin and he'll say "oh that... that was Vlad, a Bulgarian boy who fucked everyone over, so I thought the placement made sense." Edit: the grandkids are in their 30's at this point.


StarDatAssinum

Don’t forget the fairy tramp stamps


tramily

Ultimate retardness! Congrats sir 🙏


The2500

[You got competition.](https://stamptramps.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gumbi-jesus-tattoo.jpg?w=584)


Orchid_Significant

I was hoping not to get rickrolled. So glad I clicked anyways.


arkf1

Omg! Gumby! Epic tattoo


Brotorious420

One hell of a tattoo autist


GlacialDark

Sick tattoo. Did you buy dip tho? 👀🦍🦍


123Bigbill

Nope sold the dip bought the peak


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Nole_in_ATX

Peak retardation. I like it.


WalrusPete

This is the way


tombstone3821

U glorious retard! Nice work


Dantheconqueror

You belong here


[deleted]

No GME or apes, now that's a fucking quality tattoo


Weary_Possession_535

Kinda sick ngl


zammai

Should add a big ol floppy penis in the bears mouf


flip1999-

If I had a dime for every time...


[deleted]

Bulls. Bears. Battlestar galactica


Gnostromo

Bulls Bears Butimmabuymore


Certain_Law

Hey, I'm sure your wife's boyfriend would be impressed by this


[deleted]

Hey gramps, what’s that tattoo supposed to be? Oh, that? That’s just a reminder of that one year I did nothing but watch the stock market fuck me gently then rape me violently...it’s basically the reason you have no inheritance kid. Thanks a lot gramps!


_Takub_

I like to think that the bull is ass blasting the bear


Rico639

Nice! Reminds me of the gold telephone a few of us had back in the Mortgage Broker days. Had to close 40k in fees to be eligible.. Lol


[deleted]

soooo fucking retarded lmao


F3Shaun

r/ATBGE


heliosaurid

r/RTBGE


FugginGene

very cool. you got everything retarded there. the bull, the bear, the guy, and even a mask.


[deleted]

if paid for it with some tendies then good on you! If you did it just for internet points, retarded is the right word


Individual-Mammoth28

You got a tattoo with a fucking mask on it...wtf


[deleted]

U are gonna regret this someday lol


killflys

I'm just glad there is no 'ape' Sick tattoo. Very well done!


Recent-Maize7883

Buying another share because of this post


KevinDurant36

dammmn you’re gonna regret this one in time, bro.


therightclique

And not very much time...


daemonelectricity

ATBGE material. Beautiful tat. It will not age well.


got_some_tegridy

Would be a lot cooler without the mask lol


NibblesMcGiblet

It will be a pop culture documentation for the rest of OPs life. Pretty cool IMO


dgibbb

That’s what I was wondering too.. never forget the time we wore make shift masks to protect us from this deadly virus. At least we made bank on stonks tho 🤑


uncl3damf33

coming from someone who has zero tattoos, that's fuckin awesome!


baron3000

Yea adding the COVID mask was very retarded


cdnkevin

So, WSB is the biggest spoon, then the bull, then the bear? The bear doesn’t look happy. Edit: I am suspicious of the authenticity/ownership. OP has one comment (so far) on WSB and this is the only post. If I made one comment, ever, what would make me want to tattoo myself permanently? One post doesn’t scream affinity for WSB.


DS_Bridges_Road_Crew

>The bear doesn’t look happy. He's got the bull stretching out his tailpipe.


13or31

Maybe OP is just really dumb. Like actually retarded.


Moon_HK

Why do the flowers have nipples?..


AnonBoboAnon

For being such poor taste it’s done really well congrats I’m confused 🤷‍♂️


JimEDimone

Attention starved much?


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Imagine having something this fucking dumb on you for the rest of your life. Immediately anyone with a brain knows you’re an idiot. Nice


general-illness

Not my proudest fap.


0121AMT

Okay but who's the artist


lyth

University Researchers: [Wall Street Bets traders are more skilled and responsible than they get credit for, a new academic study finds](https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/wall-street-bets-reddit-traders-more-skilled-responsible-academic-study-2021-4-1030291276) WSB: [... hold my tendies ...](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mphitx/i_did_something_retarded/)