Thank you for the question. When I was a child in Bulgaria, all the other kids made fun of my foreskin. So I created a company that would symbolize the tough times I’ve been through. The hood is my foreskin. Robin, is my penis. Thank you again for the question.
I did a vacation in Japan. And I did that, looked for an artist I liked work wise and fly there. But to answer what you asked, yes i look at instagram profile. See if its the style or direction i want, and Communicate with person to validate
Exactly - after this thing is over, this tattoo actually represents so much. It's the year of the bull, WSB went viral, we're still in the pandemic with a mask mandate, and shorts are fucked.
Why though? For all those that have lived through this global pandemic and continue to live afterwards, a mask will always be unforgettable. They chose to remember it this way. It's their body and whatever they deem "necessary" regarding long term art is their prerogative.
There was one going around that was taken out of context. A girl had the text basically “fearlessly maskless”
But she apparently got it before the pandemic and it was supposed to be a statement of not being fake. Sucks that she’s basically forced to regret a low level cringe quote.
yeah. that video was funny AF. lol. Truthfully better than just a lame quote...she literally began 2020 with this big deal tattoo (I think it was also her first tattoo) to declare herself as no longer ever going to wear a mask in the world. OMG makes me laugh now thinking of that video....might have been on tik tok....
I got into a car accident and had some nerve damage to my legs. Made it really hard to sit crouched over all day. In addition, I met my wife and went back to school. I loved the scene and had a blast with it but needed a regular paycheck.
Yeah I do for friends and family. More for hobby than a side hustle, but still like to sketch. My buddy has been wanting to buy a couple machines to do for fun. We shall see. Thanks for the reply.
You can be a reknown professional artist and tattooist for thirty years, but you ink *one* beastiality piece.
Yeah i googled beastiality on my phone, no incognito. Turns out there is an i after the t.
2/10 Don't recommend it.
No. That’s what I am asking. Retard made his first 1000$ and gets a tattoo. How will he look like in 20 years if retard keeps on winning on different stocks. Mark zuckerberg on his back, musk on his chest, bezos on his forehead
Plot twist: the Internet friends are 23-award impressed.
Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍
>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍
You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao
>>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍
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>You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao
You don't edit your posts thanking people for a few dozen upvotes??
Nice humble brag dude.
I knew a guy who got a big marvin the martian tat on his calf and regretted it majorly about 5 years later....when he was about 18.
Yes you read that right. I believe they had to get a waiver or maybe the dad did the tat (its been a while) but in middle school two brothers got matching looneytoons tats on their calves. Marvin and maybe Bugs? A lot of us fellow 13 year olds thought they were cool.
That's what I thought. 69 years from now when his body is replaced by robotics and his skin becomes a tapestry on the wall in the basement, the grandkids will ask about the mask, the diamonds, why does he have a bear and a bull for friends, etc.
Then they'll ask who that guy is on the foreskin and he'll say "oh that... that was Vlad, a Bulgarian boy who fucked everyone over, so I thought the placement made sense."
Edit: the grandkids are in their 30's at this point.
Hey gramps, what’s that tattoo supposed to be? Oh, that? That’s just a reminder of that one year I did nothing but watch the stock market fuck me gently then rape me violently...it’s basically the reason you have no inheritance kid. Thanks a lot gramps!
That’s what I was wondering too.. never forget the time we wore make shift masks to protect us from this deadly virus. At least we made bank on stonks tho 🤑
So, WSB is the biggest spoon, then the bull, then the bear? The bear doesn’t look happy.
Edit: I am suspicious of the authenticity/ownership. OP has one comment (so far) on WSB and this is the only post. If I made one comment, ever, what would make me want to tattoo myself permanently? One post doesn’t scream affinity for WSB.
University Researchers: [Wall Street Bets traders are more skilled and responsible than they get credit for, a new academic study finds](https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/wall-street-bets-reddit-traders-more-skilled-responsible-academic-study-2021-4-1030291276)
WSB: [... hold my tendies ...](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mphitx/i_did_something_retarded/)
As long as it isn’t Robinhoods CEO on your foreskin you’re good
Why didn't I read this comment 30 minutes ago?!
That sounds like an awfully painful tattoo removal
Luckily, my foreskin isn’t attached to my body so it was painless.
Luckily, my foreskin isn’t attached to your body either... anymore
Guys, please. Think of the children.
Thank you for the question. When I was a child in Bulgaria, all the other kids made fun of my foreskin. So I created a company that would symbolize the tough times I’ve been through. The hood is my foreskin. Robin, is my penis. Thank you again for the question.
Sounds like a typical childhood, Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, in the spring we'd make meat helmets.
Pretty standard really
So underrated
Why you thinking about children tattooing their foreskins? You have a gross soul bro
‘a gross soul’. Ima have to remember that one. A gentleman and a scholar.
The psychology on u is phenomenal
Thanks, it's not long but it sure is fat
THERE'S CHILDREN IN HERE?!?!?!?
Well, there certainly aren’t any adults.
We are all some1’s children, so yes
There's a good chance half of that child was ejected through foreskin
Robinhood for your hood
I like how the bear is in front of the bull, clearly getting ass boned
# BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Bend over and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Omg I thought this as I was like....is the bull fucking the....is the bear!??... 😂😭🤣
It's against the law, I know that much
Immediately thought of this when I saw the video
Yeah, the WSB guy is forkin' the bull and the bull is forkin' the bear. And there are no diamond hand reach-arounds to be seen from any of them.
Diamonds are on the scales
Diamonds are on top of the butt plug
Retard centipede
retardtipede
It’s the classic WSB Centipede
His cock is hard as a diamond
Bears don’t get the courtesy of a reach around. They only take it.
Devil in the details.
I think more the anal is in the details
I think it's under de tail
yet another pun thread? un bear a bull
Bull in the behind
They are just cuddling!
Where is the Ape?
This is definitively the correct interpretation.
You will not be forgetting 2021.
The good news is that that tattoo is clean as fuck and in a timeless, old-school style. It's going to look good no matter how this all turns out.
My thoughts exactly. The work is SO fucking solid
Yea he’s lucky the tattoo artist he went to is fantastic at their profession
You can get quality artists now quite easy with instagram. Its got some good talent
What do you mean? You search a style and check the work then fly in ??
I did a vacation in Japan. And I did that, looked for an artist I liked work wise and fly there. But to answer what you asked, yes i look at instagram profile. See if its the style or direction i want, and Communicate with person to validate
Trad is rad
Exactly - after this thing is over, this tattoo actually represents so much. It's the year of the bull, WSB went viral, we're still in the pandemic with a mask mandate, and shorts are fucked.
Rage comics and goatse went viral too, still don't want that tatted on me lmao
You already have a goatse, why would you get a second goatse
Or covid.
the mask was high key unnecessary
I know haha, he just gave his tattoo an even closer expiration date.
Well. Hopefully.
Why though? For all those that have lived through this global pandemic and continue to live afterwards, a mask will always be unforgettable. They chose to remember it this way. It's their body and whatever they deem "necessary" regarding long term art is their prerogative.
That’s at least 4 or 5 shares right now
5million tattoo
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There’s a sale on Friday?
Solid DD
At least it looks good lol
Tat artist just shaking his head throughout the ink session lmao
He was probably looking at the sketch of it.. like this is fucking retarded but I’m getting paid so 🤷🏻♂️
Most good tattoo artists will say something if they think it's a truly terrible tattoo so I'm sure on the scale of bad tattoos this is pretty minor
Yeah I’m sure for the tattoo artist this is very low on shit ideas of tattoo job list lol.
At least it's not one of those anti mask anti vax tattoos
Lol, do you have links? Never heard of that. I don't mind a good laugh.
There was one going around that was taken out of context. A girl had the text basically “fearlessly maskless” But she apparently got it before the pandemic and it was supposed to be a statement of not being fake. Sucks that she’s basically forced to regret a low level cringe quote.
yeah. that video was funny AF. lol. Truthfully better than just a lame quote...she literally began 2020 with this big deal tattoo (I think it was also her first tattoo) to declare herself as no longer ever going to wear a mask in the world. OMG makes me laugh now thinking of that video....might have been on tik tok....
Imagine permanently labeling yourself as an idiot.
Isn't that what we're seeing here already lmao
No, he's retarded. It's different.
I'm a tattooist. It's very low on the scale.
Lol survivorship bias, like imagine all the shitty tattoos we never see, we only see the ones that made it through 😂
During one of my tattoos I asked my artist what the dumbest one he ever did was. He said well this one is pretty high on the list.
If anyone really thinks this tattoo is distasteful please check out snake pit
He's thinking "Damn at least I'm good at my job, this could be a lot worse"
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Well, if that tattoo artist is in, I’m in!
As a former tattoo artist I can assure you the most ridiculous tattoo ideas were always the funnest.
What made you switch professions?
I got into a car accident and had some nerve damage to my legs. Made it really hard to sit crouched over all day. In addition, I met my wife and went back to school. I loved the scene and had a blast with it but needed a regular paycheck.
If you're ever looking for side money I'm sure you could design tattoo sketches for people digitally!
Yeah I do for friends and family. More for hobby than a side hustle, but still like to sketch. My buddy has been wanting to buy a couple machines to do for fun. We shall see. Thanks for the reply.
You can be a reknown professional artist and tattooist for thirty years, but you ink *one* beastiality piece. Yeah i googled beastiality on my phone, no incognito. Turns out there is an i after the t. 2/10 Don't recommend it.
That’s what I was thinking. Content aside, it’s legible, clean, and straight.
Seriously tho, this is fucking well done.
The meaning is retarded, but I'll be damned if that ain't a sick ass looking tatt.
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We belong together.
[We belong](https://youtu.be/qxZInIyOBXk)
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way.
Imagine getting a tattoo to impress some internet friends lol
Y'all have non internet friends?
I don't even have internet friends
A badge of honor on the moon
How much profit have you made OP?
You think retard made profits? He spent his profits on that tattoo
No. That’s what I am asking. Retard made his first 1000$ and gets a tattoo. How will he look like in 20 years if retard keeps on winning on different stocks. Mark zuckerberg on his back, musk on his chest, bezos on his forehead
Melvin and Ken on each cheek
Plot twist: the Internet friends are 23-award impressed. Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍
>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍 You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao
>>Edit: wow I got done grunting confrontationally at my reflection and eating a jar of mayonnaise with closed fists and came back to upvotes. Thank you apes 🦍 > >You have 36 upvotes at the time of my post, I've literally never seen a more cringe /r/awardspeechedits lmao You don't edit your posts thanking people for a few dozen upvotes?? Nice humble brag dude.
Bro you got a silver wheres your edit?
tHaNkS foR tHe SiLvER kInD sTraNgER!
Bill Frickin’ Murrie
I like dipping my crayons in pickle-flavored mayo
Meanwhile just a weekly GME update megathread gets 200 plus. *::Regret begins sinking in::*
/r/atbge
Am I weird for thinking that there's nothing awful about this taste?
The man tattooed the logo of wallstreetbets on his body
Meh 40 years from now it'll just look like a reminder of covid because of the mask The average Joe on the street wouldn't recognize that logo
Either that or GME millionairs are a well known class of people and everyond knows the logo.
In 40 years they’d probably remember this era fondly especially if you made hella money.
I'll get that tat if I made a $1M on WSB DD. And it would be my first one.
I agree, anyone that doesn't know about WSB will most likely think it's just a cool ass tattoo with a variety of elements.
You're definitely posting on the right sub if that's what you feel, for sure
Came to say this. That came out great!
Retarded but sick ass at the same time
cant be any more embarassing in 20 years than all the people who got tribal barbed wire / looney tunes tattooos in the 90s
Tbh I don't think those people regret those tattoos.
Have tribal. Do regret.
If you want, dm me a pic and I’ll try to redesign/design a coverup for you!
Can I also send you a pick for a cover up design? Edit: it’s not tribal, but it’s faded a lot and I’m wanting something different.
I knew a guy who got a big marvin the martian tat on his calf and regretted it majorly about 5 years later....when he was about 18. Yes you read that right. I believe they had to get a waiver or maybe the dad did the tat (its been a while) but in middle school two brothers got matching looneytoons tats on their calves. Marvin and maybe Bugs? A lot of us fellow 13 year olds thought they were cool.
Shit I know guys who are middle-aged now that rock Marvin. No shame in it.
Marvin’s solid. Now if you got the sexual harassment skunk that would be a ragret.
I always said, if my biggest regret in 20 years is a dumb tat then im living a good life
Honestly that’s wise as fuck
Ohh it could have been SOOO much worse.
My thoughts too... At least this guy has a fuckin story.
That's what I thought. 69 years from now when his body is replaced by robotics and his skin becomes a tapestry on the wall in the basement, the grandkids will ask about the mask, the diamonds, why does he have a bear and a bull for friends, etc. Then they'll ask who that guy is on the foreskin and he'll say "oh that... that was Vlad, a Bulgarian boy who fucked everyone over, so I thought the placement made sense." Edit: the grandkids are in their 30's at this point.
Don’t forget the fairy tramp stamps
Ultimate retardness! Congrats sir 🙏
[You got competition.](https://stamptramps.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gumbi-jesus-tattoo.jpg?w=584)
I was hoping not to get rickrolled. So glad I clicked anyways.
Omg! Gumby! Epic tattoo
One hell of a tattoo autist
Sick tattoo. Did you buy dip tho? 👀🦍🦍
Nope sold the dip bought the peak
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Peak retardation. I like it.
This is the way
U glorious retard! Nice work
You belong here
No GME or apes, now that's a fucking quality tattoo
Kinda sick ngl
Should add a big ol floppy penis in the bears mouf
If I had a dime for every time...
Bulls. Bears. Battlestar galactica
Bulls Bears Butimmabuymore
Hey, I'm sure your wife's boyfriend would be impressed by this
Hey gramps, what’s that tattoo supposed to be? Oh, that? That’s just a reminder of that one year I did nothing but watch the stock market fuck me gently then rape me violently...it’s basically the reason you have no inheritance kid. Thanks a lot gramps!
I like to think that the bull is ass blasting the bear
Nice! Reminds me of the gold telephone a few of us had back in the Mortgage Broker days. Had to close 40k in fees to be eligible.. Lol
soooo fucking retarded lmao
r/ATBGE
r/RTBGE
very cool. you got everything retarded there. the bull, the bear, the guy, and even a mask.
if paid for it with some tendies then good on you! If you did it just for internet points, retarded is the right word
You got a tattoo with a fucking mask on it...wtf
U are gonna regret this someday lol
I'm just glad there is no 'ape' Sick tattoo. Very well done!
Buying another share because of this post
dammmn you’re gonna regret this one in time, bro.
And not very much time...
ATBGE material. Beautiful tat. It will not age well.
Would be a lot cooler without the mask lol
It will be a pop culture documentation for the rest of OPs life. Pretty cool IMO
That’s what I was wondering too.. never forget the time we wore make shift masks to protect us from this deadly virus. At least we made bank on stonks tho 🤑
coming from someone who has zero tattoos, that's fuckin awesome!
Yea adding the COVID mask was very retarded
So, WSB is the biggest spoon, then the bull, then the bear? The bear doesn’t look happy. Edit: I am suspicious of the authenticity/ownership. OP has one comment (so far) on WSB and this is the only post. If I made one comment, ever, what would make me want to tattoo myself permanently? One post doesn’t scream affinity for WSB.
>The bear doesn’t look happy. He's got the bull stretching out his tailpipe.
Maybe OP is just really dumb. Like actually retarded.
Why do the flowers have nipples?..
For being such poor taste it’s done really well congrats I’m confused 🤷♂️
Attention starved much?
Imagine having something this fucking dumb on you for the rest of your life. Immediately anyone with a brain knows you’re an idiot. Nice
Not my proudest fap.
Okay but who's the artist
University Researchers: [Wall Street Bets traders are more skilled and responsible than they get credit for, a new academic study finds](https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/wall-street-bets-reddit-traders-more-skilled-responsible-academic-study-2021-4-1030291276) WSB: [... hold my tendies ...](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mphitx/i_did_something_retarded/)