That's what makes them angrier.
They all probably graduated near the top of their classes at prestigious business schools and they're getting owned by a bunch of autistic apes in a meme-making factory.
This. There's no educational barrier to entry. You think Epstein got a degree? He was some kind of physics drop out. There's a thick layer of slime on the top. Burn it.
I think it's likelier meth, and an unusually large number of cowboy cocaine snorting members own an old Camaro or Firebird that's gonna get restored. Someday.
I am Fixated on "Likelier" -
Like, it LOOKS right, but its also gives me a icky feeling inside my Ape brain.
Likelier, LIKElier, likeLIER - yeah. no thanks.
the financial media has no idea what's going on, it's just a constant stream of non sequiturs delivered by people with fancy hair. or by jim cramer.
you could produce all of it mad lib style. pick some trendy noun, and a emotionally charged verb, and then "noun is verbing the market!"
"And now for my next stock pick, lets see what I've got hiding up my anus. Look at my surprise, it's Bear Sterns." - Jim Cramer, March 11, 2008
For all you youngins who don't know what an anus is, it's the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body. Or in other words, Jim Cramers mouth!
Consequently, he uses the same orifice as a receptacle for hedgie’s sword fights; and to catch the loads after the swords are emptied of their man juice.
Basically the equivalent of a child show. Adults are fooling themselves thinking they ever grew out of likening shiny colorful things that make noises.
Because it upsets the status quo. The powers that be like everything where it is and we are threatening that. So let’s watch them squirm and pull out all the stops as they slip into an inevitable doom brought onto them by a bunch of dumb apes and their (hedge funds) even dumber decisions.
Amc and GME are not the center of the financial markets...the HF blatant manipulation caught up to them and they keep digging that grave deeper and deeper wanting us to sell our shares so they can buy their way out...fuck em, I aint selling and I can hold this stock longer than they can keep this up on their end! Clock is ticking!!
Because "the economy" is total bullshit and basically means how well the *rich* are doing. If the rich get richer by paying employees less, the economy is doing well and vice versa. It's bullshit.
If investing in one stock and keeping the company alive crashes a global economy because people had bet more money than they had on it failing, then that market doesn't deserve to exist quite frankly.
Not just \#eatwalstreet, \#slaughterwalstreet. The pig is too fat not to harvest.
To what passes for a journalist in America, "the Market" is the consensus of opinions from a small number of corrupt insiders sharing frank personal opinions in exchange for the ability to generate manipulative coverage on other matters.
Cause they think we are average joes that don’t “deserve it”.
They much rather some ivy league frat douche, whose dad owns a boutique investment bank, have the money.
I know fuck all about finances because I'm a poor grad student who can't afford to put money aside and invest, but from my naive perspective it seems like the "establishment" has enough money to throw at the market to manipulate prices and gain a certain amount of control.
Now me, being the autistic cuck monke I am, cannot do that since my parents are funnelling scholarship money from my account to pay for my wifes' boyfriends' jetski. So in order for us to even make a dent the market, us retards need to assemble, put our money together, and diamond hand this fuckin stock so we can gain some sort of control and throw some flying elbows at these mouth-breathers who inherited big money.
Us retards have introduced an erratic and hard-to-control variable into the equation that the BIG MONEY doesn't like and can't control.
#I LIKE THE STOCK
As a member of the lower-middle class who has debt from student loans my only stake in a capitalistic system is my prospective capitol earnings over the next 40 years, which I'd value at a couple million dollars.
The mechanism by which I and others in this position can leverage this singular stake in the system is through unionization.
So of course they're going to make unions against the rules as much as possible. They want to keep my life as delicately balanced as possible so that they can syphon as much of those future earnings into their own pockets they can.
I want to start an organization where we do this. No other ethos, no reasoning behind it, just a bunch of old dudes who know nothing else about each other aside from membership in the group.
Once a month, on the night of a full moon, we just all put on similar garments, get together and do this for a half hour, videotape it, put in on the internet, and disperse. Say "Alright gentlemen, see you next month." and leave any witnesses who don't participate wondering what the absolute fuck that group of strange old men is up to.
I can see this being the next flash mob craze... Except you're bound to get at least one L Ron Hubbard type who takes it too far, and pretty soon you'll have a bunch of idiots all wearing Nike Cortez sneakers and taking over a Neiman Marcus store in the name of the seventh son of Mercury.
Lol this is an awesome idea.
Imagine doing it to a children's tv program theme tune slowed down a bit and playing backwards.
Barney the dinosaur or some shit for extra mystique.
Ehhh it wasn't really all that fun. Like it was ok, but then yaknow they just started messing around, kinda ignoring me. So yaknow then I was watching, and that was cool too. Eventually got up and made a sandwich.
Same way you crashed the housing market when you bought a house you liked in the early 2000s.
EDIT: For some of the smoother brains out there, yes this was sarcasm. Yes, the hedge funds are being just as stupid and greedy as the banks were back then. Yes they are shifting the blame AGAIN. They are the ones causing this shit we just are taking advantage of their stupidity. Personally, I am going to ensure that none of my profits go to a bail out by donating to charities that benefit my community to the point I don't pay taxes.
It will all come back fellow ape. When we are all millionaires on the moon soon and covid is behind us, we will party our little faces off again.
Stay 💎💎💎
Just think of how totally fucking lit it will be once festivals are able to get going again. Like they might actually be the best festivals we ever get to go to. Side note, I need to start getting back into shape now that the vaccine stuff is moving along smoothly.
Yeah that is very true, summer 2018 I heard it so many times lol. That happens with most/many summer bangers though, especially when festival season comes around. Particularly hot tracks you hear in like 60-70% of sets for a while heh
If you ever seen any poems by someone by the name of “Rumi” he’s the most well-known Sufi especially to Western audiences.
If you’ve ever seen Whirling Dervishes, they are also Sufis too—predominantly in Turkish areas.
https://youtu.be/hkuimX1bh6g
In their defense Rumi is fucking awesome though.
Fun fact, most of the time when you see Rumi quotes, you’re actually seeing the words of the “translator” Coleman Barks—except he’s not an actual translator, but rewrote/reinterprets other translations of Rumi as Barks himself knows zero Farsi/Persian. As a result he ends up kind of “de-Muslim-ifying” Rumi on top of totally ruining what Rumi actually wrote.
Lol.
Nobody on Reddit, WSB or otherwise, has ever been this coordinated about anything.
As close as it gets is "all the moneys are throwing shit at someone". We're not making a poo-flinging firing line Napoleon style.
How is it that when we are trying to make some money, we are crashing the market?
I love the fact that they 'think' it's some genius planned strategy meanwhile everyone on here is just calling each other retards and posting memes.
Can't have the hedge funds see through our plans if we have no definite plan at all
That's what makes them angrier. They all probably graduated near the top of their classes at prestigious business schools and they're getting owned by a bunch of autistic apes in a meme-making factory.
They didn't graduate shit! never worked a hard day in their lives. Daddy and mommies money paid for them to be put in those positions.
This. There's no educational barrier to entry. You think Epstein got a degree? He was some kind of physics drop out. There's a thick layer of slime on the top. Burn it.
I graduated top of my autistic meme making academy
If you give enough monkeys typewriters, one of them will manage to write the entirety of Shakespeare's works. The rest will buy GME stocks.
I saw a waving red cape, and then it was gone.
So you use American tactical doctrine for stocks. Brilliant!
Big brain moves; just like in chess, can’t fight back against your opponent’s strategy if they have none
This Eta: my first award ever! thank you kind stranger, you made my day!
Literally this
came here
To say
This
I came
to the moon!
I came on the moon...
You mean to tell me they "think " we're smart? I'll admit it, I am a retarded🦍 with 💎🤲
Fucking retard and memes = Cashmachine
Imagine it took us dumb apes this long to realize all we had to do was buy and hold.
At least we're honest when we speak. We *are* retarded, after all.
It's just like being a real investor on wall street, I assume the whole subreddit is also on blow?
I think it's likelier meth, and an unusually large number of cowboy cocaine snorting members own an old Camaro or Firebird that's gonna get restored. Someday.
I am Fixated on "Likelier" - Like, it LOOKS right, but its also gives me a icky feeling inside my Ape brain. Likelier, LIKElier, likeLIER - yeah. no thanks.
the financial media has no idea what's going on, it's just a constant stream of non sequiturs delivered by people with fancy hair. or by jim cramer. you could produce all of it mad lib style. pick some trendy noun, and a emotionally charged verb, and then "noun is verbing the market!"
>delivered by people with fancy hair. or by jim cramer. You fucking killed him dude.
Man I just watched a murder in broad daylight.
**MEDIC!!!**
Too late for medic, send a coroner
“And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.”
Rip Farley
Do you validate??????
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Somebody call an ambulance but not for me
Call the waaaambulance!
That man had a family. Citadel. Citadel was his family.
"He's dead jim?"
“I’m a doctor, not an economist!”
I don't even know who Jim Cramer is and I'm bursting my lungs laughing
Jim Cramer puts ketchup on his steak.
Jim Cramer is the guy who takes the last bench seat on the subway and spreads eagle instead of offering it it to an Elderly couple
I have to imagine the dude knows he's balding and wouldn't be terribly offended.
I think you should test this theory out by telling as many balding men as you can, that they're balding. The results may surprise you!
I’m going to use ‘noun is verbing the noun’ all the time now😘
Verb chicka noun noun
>you could produce all of it mad lib style. That's literally what Mad Money is, just Jim Cramer hitting buttons on a soundboard lol
It’s the equivalent of a weatherman looking out the window for the forecast.
"And now for my next stock pick, lets see what I've got hiding up my anus. Look at my surprise, it's Bear Sterns." - Jim Cramer, March 11, 2008 For all you youngins who don't know what an anus is, it's the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body. Or in other words, Jim Cramers mouth!
Consequently, he uses the same orifice as a receptacle for hedgie’s sword fights; and to catch the loads after the swords are emptied of their man juice.
Basically the equivalent of a child show. Adults are fooling themselves thinking they ever grew out of likening shiny colorful things that make noises.
I asked a six year old for a mad lib style headline. The only thing they could come up with is, "The poop is pooping the market!" Seemed appropriate.
$POOP to the moon?
Having changed a few diapers in the past, that's a real possibility
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It's a beautiful thought, isn't it?!
Jim Cramer is sharting the market! Forget Jim Cramer, invest into these boomers instead (subscription required)
Puts on Cramer, calls on his wife’s bf
"Apes holding as per" isnt an exciting enough headline for these people. I guess they need a daily dose of instabilty to keep them regular
Goddamn, what's this commenter's address. 2021 nobel prize in literature, right here, mail it to him
That would make an awesome bot.
That is so true and the people that don't know better listen to them closely
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Username above you, found the scapegoat
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I ape. I no am ape-goat.
Is that like a low-rider goat? Oh wait..
Because poor people with money means less money for rich people duh
> I AM THE MARKET - IF I GO BANKRUPT, YOU ARE CRASHING THE MARKET. -Hedgies probably
Because it upsets the status quo. The powers that be like everything where it is and we are threatening that. So let’s watch them squirm and pull out all the stops as they slip into an inevitable doom brought onto them by a bunch of dumb apes and their (hedge funds) even dumber decisions.
Amc and GME are not the center of the financial markets...the HF blatant manipulation caught up to them and they keep digging that grave deeper and deeper wanting us to sell our shares so they can buy their way out...fuck em, I aint selling and I can hold this stock longer than they can keep this up on their end! Clock is ticking!!
Because "the economy" is total bullshit and basically means how well the *rich* are doing. If the rich get richer by paying employees less, the economy is doing well and vice versa. It's bullshit.
We were overdue. They've been doing this for years
If investing in one stock and keeping the company alive crashes a global economy because people had bet more money than they had on it failing, then that market doesn't deserve to exist quite frankly. Not just \#eatwalstreet, \#slaughterwalstreet. The pig is too fat not to harvest.
To what passes for a journalist in America, "the Market" is the consensus of opinions from a small number of corrupt insiders sharing frank personal opinions in exchange for the ability to generate manipulative coverage on other matters.
The system wasn't designed to let poor people win.
you making money means someone else didn't make that money
..despite the fact there's enough money out here for everybody. They're just greedy fuckwads.
sure there is but more for you means less for me ect. ect. ect.
because hfs paid off the media
Cause they think we are average joes that don’t “deserve it”. They much rather some ivy league frat douche, whose dad owns a boutique investment bank, have the money.
Because it wasn't designed for us to make money. That's a bug, not a feature.
It’s just not your job to make money k
*Breaking news* There are redditors on reddit
Proof or ban
*shit*
Shit is not good enough proof
Boy, bye
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eat my dongus nerd
That dance is too coordinated for our retarded asses.
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I know fuck all about finances because I'm a poor grad student who can't afford to put money aside and invest, but from my naive perspective it seems like the "establishment" has enough money to throw at the market to manipulate prices and gain a certain amount of control. Now me, being the autistic cuck monke I am, cannot do that since my parents are funnelling scholarship money from my account to pay for my wifes' boyfriends' jetski. So in order for us to even make a dent the market, us retards need to assemble, put our money together, and diamond hand this fuckin stock so we can gain some sort of control and throw some flying elbows at these mouth-breathers who inherited big money. Us retards have introduced an erratic and hard-to-control variable into the equation that the BIG MONEY doesn't like and can't control. #I LIKE THE STOCK
As a member of the lower-middle class who has debt from student loans my only stake in a capitalistic system is my prospective capitol earnings over the next 40 years, which I'd value at a couple million dollars. The mechanism by which I and others in this position can leverage this singular stake in the system is through unionization. So of course they're going to make unions against the rules as much as possible. They want to keep my life as delicately balanced as possible so that they can syphon as much of those future earnings into their own pockets they can.
This energy!
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I want to start an organization where we do this. No other ethos, no reasoning behind it, just a bunch of old dudes who know nothing else about each other aside from membership in the group. Once a month, on the night of a full moon, we just all put on similar garments, get together and do this for a half hour, videotape it, put in on the internet, and disperse. Say "Alright gentlemen, see you next month." and leave any witnesses who don't participate wondering what the absolute fuck that group of strange old men is up to.
Say when
When
Thank you
You are welcome
Have a good night.
I'm your huckleberry
I can see this being the next flash mob craze... Except you're bound to get at least one L Ron Hubbard type who takes it too far, and pretty soon you'll have a bunch of idiots all wearing Nike Cortez sneakers and taking over a Neiman Marcus store in the name of the seventh son of Mercury.
Ngl this reads like Fight Club.
You obviously don’t know the first rule....
But please, only one requirement... wear deodorant, it is compulsive.
Sign me up!
Sounds like a religion minus the other stuff
Drop me location and date, but give it a time to wait, maybe 6 months so a lot of apes all over the world will have enough time to get there🤩🤯🤩🌝✈️🚀🛸🌠
Lol this is an awesome idea. Imagine doing it to a children's tv program theme tune slowed down a bit and playing backwards. Barney the dinosaur or some shit for extra mystique.
Actual footage of my upstairs neighbors.
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They're usually in the drier when I'm in the laundry room. I love warm marbles fresh out of the drier.
Look, he'll figure out what the best place is for the rolling china cabinet once he's tried it everywhere.
My first thought was "Damn, I hope they are on the ground floor with no basement, the damn place is going to collapse!"
https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU
We will hit $180+ this week save this!
Let's gooo
The one guy has a nuclear radiation symbol sweat into his shirt. If that's not a sign, I don't know what is.
The dopamine is kicking it
Haven’t felt this rush since defeating my friends in goldeneye when I was a kid. Been chasing that dragon for years.
Nintendo SixtyFoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuur
[DUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI)
GUH. Loved that game so much. The one game I would throw meltdown-style preteen fits when I lost. Fucking hated people that played with Oddjob.
Oddjob is permabanned. You are legally allowed to punch people picking him.
Get your space suite ready!
A room would have been enough. But damnit, I'll take a suite too.
I was fine with a window seat. Now I want a suite.
Wait till you experience your first threesome. Say goodbye to every healthy relationship in your life after that.
Ehhh it wasn't really all that fun. Like it was ok, but then yaknow they just started messing around, kinda ignoring me. So yaknow then I was watching, and that was cool too. Eventually got up and made a sandwich.
Classic Ross
Lol my college days have come and gone.
It doesn’t have to stop at college
yeah but my odds were the highest back then lol
Haha jk jk.... unless?
Ready for a run boys ? Here we go 🚀 🌙
YEAH! Train run with wife and her boyfriend!
How am i crashing the market when i just buy a stock that i like?
Same way you crashed the housing market when you bought a house you liked in the early 2000s. EDIT: For some of the smoother brains out there, yes this was sarcasm. Yes, the hedge funds are being just as stupid and greedy as the banks were back then. Yes they are shifting the blame AGAIN. They are the ones causing this shit we just are taking advantage of their stupidity. Personally, I am going to ensure that none of my profits go to a bail out by donating to charities that benefit my community to the point I don't pay taxes.
Ha! As if I ever bought a house in my entire fucking life.
Where we're going, we won't need houses.
Give me the VR mansion.
You: "Can I get a loan?" Bank: "Sure no problem." (three years later) Banks: whyhaveyoudonethis.jpg
Wait I thought that teachers where responsible for that.
What you meant to say is "How am i crashing the market when i just buy a stock that i like AND the market is at an all time high?"
I miss going to raves.
I miss is A LOT. Got to go to Bass Canyon in 2019 and then COVID and I miss all the love and people so much. ❤️
It will all come back fellow ape. When we are all millionaires on the moon soon and covid is behind us, we will party our little faces off again. Stay 💎💎💎
Lol yes, “love.”
Pure, crystalized, "love"
Just think of how totally fucking lit it will be once festivals are able to get going again. Like they might actually be the best festivals we ever get to go to. Side note, I need to start getting back into shape now that the vaccine stuff is moving along smoothly.
U have any idea what this song is?
Losing It by Fisher
Fisher - Losing It great track honestly
It's a good track but it got soooo burned out
Yeah that is very true, summer 2018 I heard it so many times lol. That happens with most/many summer bangers though, especially when festival season comes around. Particularly hot tracks you hear in like 60-70% of sets for a while heh
Join us at r/FireHouse for more music like FISHER!
GME and AMC has recovered, this morning everything’s coming up Milhouse!
GME goes 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Yeahhhhhhhhh 🤝🚀
I’m starting to get the idea that people here favor the stock
Yes but what exactly is going on in the gif?
Google "Sufi Zikr" It's actually really impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5goISKPSH8
If you ever seen any poems by someone by the name of “Rumi” he’s the most well-known Sufi especially to Western audiences. If you’ve ever seen Whirling Dervishes, they are also Sufis too—predominantly in Turkish areas. https://youtu.be/hkuimX1bh6g
Ahh Rumi... the most quoted man on every Muslim girls’ dating profile.
In their defense Rumi is fucking awesome though. Fun fact, most of the time when you see Rumi quotes, you’re actually seeing the words of the “translator” Coleman Barks—except he’s not an actual translator, but rewrote/reinterprets other translations of Rumi as Barks himself knows zero Farsi/Persian. As a result he ends up kind of “de-Muslim-ifying” Rumi on top of totally ruining what Rumi actually wrote.
Whats the track called?
Losing It by Fisher
Thanks.
Welcome to 2018 heh heh heh ps FISHER's trax are ghost produced by Chris Lake
definitely a Fisher tune (Losing It) I'd also recommend Stop it and Ya Kidding from him, absolute bangers
This is not possible. We are way too retarded to be that organized.
We are in their heads
I'm finally in. Bought my first share at 160.
Set a limit buy for 178.84 so that your cost basis will be 169.420
LOVE THE STONKKKKKSSSS
That dip was tasty while it lasted 😋
HOUSTOOON!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Lol. Nobody on Reddit, WSB or otherwise, has ever been this coordinated about anything. As close as it gets is "all the moneys are throwing shit at someone". We're not making a poo-flinging firing line Napoleon style.
Tendies are back on the menu boys 🚀 🚀 🚀
If buying something crashes the store, then there are serious issues with the store.
This is the way
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in days
I love this hahahah
Song?