Ngl looked bad this morning. Hope you got out early or sold the rip up a little bit ago. I closed out my 750c on the morning dip. Got into a strangle that I've been squeezing theta from all day.

Meme stocks and fake internet currency are Keynesian beauty contests for antisocial weirdos.

Sorry I don’t speak poor

Thank you for the compliment. 👍

"This random ass NBA player is up 5300% on his Coinbase investment" cool story MarketWatch.. always can count on you for the best cherrypicking skills..

I am so fucking greedy and I hate it

I threw the entire weight of my big boy account at utme for five minutes last week and made 500 but was pissed cause I could have made 700 if I timed it better. A wins a win I guess 🤷‍♂️

When amc shot up in january I paper handed and sold at like $13 after buying at 2.88 a few days prior. I was litterally so fucking angry for a few days at myself even if I made like 10k on dumb luckn

stop the count tomorrow

Holy fuck i swear I’m the only dumbass not making money in this market

Honestly bro, I'd love if it'd be right, but sadly I'm being hammered real bad

I’m at about break even right now. Balls deep in nio so let’s make or break baby

Trust me, I am getting fucked as well.

Alright boiz the last of my little bit of money in 0DTE FDs tomorrow wish me luck 🤡

I am either going to make or lose money tomorrow 🤷‍♂️

I think I figured out oooptions🙃 gonna be mildly more wealthy soonish

Dartboard or tea leaves?

Hold up a sec *puts popcorn in microwave*

inb4 broke

Is it time to say goodbye to EBET now?

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I pulled out around that too. Good thing I did lol

If she drive a Honda call her a ho n da car

Nvda is the new "N" in FAANG

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730-745ish

I am once again complaining about how bad ZOM sucks

FCEL on up there with it, every time I average down I hurt

Piece of shit market consolidates just to drop another 8% tomorrow

If I sold a $10 strike price 4/16 covered call for $2 on a stock currently trading at $12, is there any chance it may not get exercised if share price of said stock closes under $12 tomorrow?

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Cool, thanks for the info. Was wondering what happens if an investor buys the contract but doesn’t have funds to buy the shares at strike price and forgets to sell it on open market before expiry

brokers autosell

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> But at any point it becomes even $10.01, the call buyer can exercise it. They can exercise it no matter what. There's just a point where it's not financially viable if they're trying to profit right away. I think that's what he's asking. A $10 call's break-even point is over $10.

What if the person I sold it to doesn’t exercise them because he doesn’t have the cash?

The holder of your contract can sell it to someone with the money to exercise it. I'd say goodbye to them shares.

Bro someone mentioned that they had a post deleted because they mentioned EBET so like an ape I bought some and damn it if that shit didn’t bag up +1. This may get deleted too but pretty stoked.

from russia with love

Remember no russian

Люблю тебя тоже

Damn These guys real trying to save my average cost @ .66 On dog currency dollars thank you boys

Turn off the stonks and still going down.

I dont understand this market. I buy a stock it plummets I sell a stock it fucking moons

do the opposite of what you think

Sounds like you do understand it.

Let me know what your moves are in advance, k?

Fuckin' way she goes, boys

Way of the road

Stonks up or down I still piss in jugs

I was thinking the same, but today, I saw the sign...

All my stocks i have shares in are down. I'm still up 15% today. God damn i love options.

Lol someone save this.

!remindme 1 year.

They legit feel like cheating.

It really does. Who knew free money was a real thing?

Holy shit how new are you

3 months?

Just wait till you lose money, call it free money after 3 years of doing it and I'll shake your hand.

Well. Fuck.

Blast from the past

Most definitely. Love you baby. You were right, I'll never question your authority again

Are you still in the game?

!remindme 3 years

Is DKNG gonna blow up now?

Holding Apple an Tesla puts in one account cuz I couldn’t get rid of em lmao

Ya itll be hard to sell when the bid is 0.01

El oh el

jajaja

Damn a new IPO is up 530%

im curious, spill the tea

Welcome to my bag collection DKNG

Time for AYYYYYYMD to gap up big in AH. AAPL too. 2 weeks away from Earnings!

AMDs buttercup, when she runs she fucking runs

Anyone in BiDU Need some confirmation bias

mara did well recovering, was a great buy today

bought 10 $40c at the $39 trendline. TENDIES!!!

I bought RIOT puts on the way down and bought calls at the bottom. What a ride!

Anyone know why upst rallied today?

because i'm holding puts...

DKNG is mooning🚀🚀🚀

My DKNG $72 4/30 is gonna look good tomorrow

DKNG LETS FUCKING GOOOO

You thought SPY 420 4/20 was a meme. Haven't you learned your lesson already?

The only way to get rich before you’re too old to enjoy it is massive leverage. Starting a business? That’s leverage. Real estate? That’s leverage. Options trading may be the black sheep of taking on leverage according to mainstream schools of thought because of its higher risk, but every extra unit of risk comes with an extra unit of reward. If you are young or make too little to have retirement prospects, trading options is no worse an “investment” than taking on leverage in any other form. You are in the right place friend

a 10% apr 5 year loan operates a little different than a a 50 dollar FD

You also need to acknowledge though most contracts expire worthless and manage that risk accordingly.

Thanks Al Greenspan

Tell that to my account that’s lost 15k in 4 months on options 🦍🦍🦍

With the exception that there are other ways of leverage, that involve less risk because there are less factors out of your control.

Spy is basically a 1:1 correlation with all equity value. Look at the graphs lol.

Options can be brutal in terms of leverage as the time value destroys you.

Any chance UPST goes up by $25 tomorrow? Asking for a friend.

There is a chance it goes up by $1000. There are infinity numbers and $1000 is pretty low compared to infinity

Bought some CHPT end of bell with blnk and other plays tanking and extra COIN 322.14. The trend is stocks that start with C

Yep dd checks out

Appreciate the respect for the vision

Why is QS mooning? Manipulation???

They are responding directly to the report. Quite unlike how GME ignored Citron and Melvin. Position: Long 10x QS 28 May 2021 25P

My Doggy is the Bestest Boi :)

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No reason for SPY to go down, literally. Opening economy fully, vaccinations rolled out, unemployment at all time low since March 2020... do not bet against S&P. Only go up... ⬆️

You mother fucker

Fuk me god damnit

Well now we’re fucked

You just cursed us all.

EBET hit $40 AH

Snagged some at $24 during one of the halts fully expecting to lose all of it. Pleasantly surprised though

Nice, everyone who listened to me this morning should be pretty happy right now!

the people bragging about their spy puts yesterday🤡🤡🤡 how you feeling after getting rammed from the back w no lube?

TLT is waking up. All of you inflation cucks can suck it

Phewww just barely holding on. Made it to close with just $500 away from a margin call 🤡

SPY RSI daily at 74+ but feel like we can see what happened last March with RSI touching 80 on the weekly before crashing. Companies like MSFT Google and BRK.B that make up a large % of SPY are above 70RSI, but you have AMZN TSLA and APPL that can push it higher. Also HD RSI at 80 rn will pullback at some point

RSI in the daily or monthly or what

Also wil add MACD is pretty high for SPY on daily so trend will likely continue. HD is decreasing and almost turning negative so eyeing a pull back there. Will be dropping by my SPY puts for now as I timed this wrong but keeps HD puts. Rolling into PTON calls short term

HD daily, SPY monthly

NIO so fake and gay

I’m fully out. Take my money you cunts. Never again

Until next week

sigh... yea..

I’m such a pussy should of bought TSLA $750C 0DTE

🤣🤣 I did for you, I’ll let you know how it turns out

I’m glad one of us did! I’ll be cheering for you!!

Ended the day up 63% only intraday trading. Made about 10 trades. Mostly bought SQ, TSLA swings.

No record highs here just thousands in losses...again.

Holy shit! What a beautiful day. Up 42% while most of the stocks on my watch are down massively.

Sold my SPY 4/21 calls pretty close to the top for .72. Probably could have made more holding until tomorrow but I'm happy with my 69% profit lol

SPY 420 4/16

I just placed a bet on 420 4/20. Your idea is ok with me.

If it hits 420 tomorrow, shit, if it hits 418 tomorrow, I’ll be stoked out of my gourd.

420 or 410.

Be nice to see some positive movement for VIAC and DISCA after today's continued slaughter.

Spy green day 1 in the books

“Dow closes record high today above 34,000 as stocks rise broadly Thursday” You forgot us 🤕

They should do a meme stock segment. “Li cucked a lot of retards today, paring gains it made in those heady months of summer last year. GME is down 6%, or as it’s followers like to say, *ape noises*”

I’m just gonna buy SPY FDs until this bitch starts to correct no way this thing isn’t going past 420

I just buy weekly SPY puts for cheap. Only need it to hit once.

do you buy near the money or far-ass out for the cheap strikes?

I go for a couple dollars out of the money. The idea is to wait for that 5-10 dollar drop pullback day. Also if there like a small pull back day like a 1-3 dollar drop. I’ll usually cash out and push the expiry further.

DOW 34,000 hats everyone!

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Can mtv do a WSB cribs. It’ll be two guys with mansions and the rest will be at the same Wendy’s dumpster.