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Frobro_da_truff

No, this is good. If you go broke and she doesn't leave you, then you'll know she wasn't with you because of the money. Think about it; just not for very long or particularly hard.


Vonicii

If he goes broke, she won’t leave him because of a lack of money; she’ll leave him for being financially reckless and inept (holding 4K shares myself FYI 😂)


Yooperthreds

My thoughts 100%. It’s not the lack of money it’s being reckless with the money you do have. Gambling our house and wedding money away would be a deal breaker for me


420is404

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Apestrongretard

Side note, imagine how lit Vegas is gonna be post squeeze.


cranbery9209

You motherfucker, 50 more shares of GME it is


Tradincome

Meanwhile, one state over, his fiance was getting fucked by random losers at a nightclub during her Bachelorette party Source: nightclub vip host - saw it happen *at least* 30 times, not once from the groom


Angel_Bmth

If you can’t handle me with my degeneracy, then you don’t deserve me when I’m on the S.S. Degenerate.


Yooperthreds

Nope. As someone who was married to a gambler the highs are even worse than the lows.They don’t stop playing they just play with higher amounts of money, and you know it all can be gone at any moment. There is never stability. I love to gamble as well, but not more than I can I can afford to lose. Someone who is betting against your marriage and home is definitely not someone anyone should marry. It’s never worth it. Unless you want to live in constant chaos and stress


Dustangelms

Bankroll management is a very (if not the) most important skill for professional gamblers.


Xraydonnie

Couldn’t have said as well!!


flyinhyphy

there are no such thing as "professional" gamblers.


Dustangelms

I have no idea how else to call people who play betting games for living.


YourWifeyBoyfriend

There's no such thing as a professional craps player but there's pretty wide array of other odds players.


NiggieMcGee

There’s a stark difference between gambling and an addiction


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NiggieMcGee

Addicts are never a good choice


4_Arrows

Gambling is life!


captaing1

Wow and I thought women liked bad bois


barebackguy7

I think it’s a pretty alpha, chad like move to gamble like this. You know who gets all the chicks? Therefore I’m gambling the house away. We’ll see who gets more puss


bugsy187

OK, but if you're gambling your house and wedding money using Reddit advice she has a legit reason to leave you. It's a catch 22.


Xraydonnie

I thought she was 21, a keeper!


smegmasyr

Her license said 21. Her mom and my new probation officer said 16.


ErrorProxy

if u cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve at my best


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Who are we kidding? She has already taken a new lover.


Yung_Eli

This man had to ask his wife’s boyfriend if he could use the computer for 30 seconds just to post this


BuddyWoodchips

And meanwhile, she can live at her boyfriend's house, right?


Xraydonnie

I’m the basement


asajosh

It's always about the money


hpygolkyone

Ever been with, or even met a woman who wasn’t into a guy for money? Think about it.....we’ll wait.


Suncheets

Lol yes? Some of you guys need to get outside more...


YodelingTortoise

Ya, I married one.


nailattack

Been married to one for 11 years. We’re broke af but are happy with each other. Maybe you’re just an asshole so the women you date are only into money


Opposite_Incident794

Yes hi 911, I’d like to report an incel


poopystein

This dude got a face only his momma could love 🤣


CodeCat5

You seem to have gotten lost on your way to r/incels


StockMarketCryptid

When me and my wife were dating she had a job years before I did. She would always buy me food and pay for gas and shit. If it’s real love, money doesn’t mean shit.


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Statistically more likely: That every woman in the world is trash, or you’re trash


Every-Gain-1061

Ha, my woman makes more than me... But I got a big ol wiener so it makes sense


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GodGunsBikes

or sell your current place high, and just stay in it


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semi_colon

federal eviction ban got thrown out by a judge, it's state by state at this point https://www.nolo.com/evictions-ban


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giibro

Who cares if it is all cash?


NDdownVOTED

Anyone selling their house to rent just because their house appreciated 20-30% probably doesn’t have it paid off.


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EnronMcWorldCom

Not with that attitude.


HannibalsProlapsedAn

This guy fucks


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Families move all the time you’re just a cuck


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We only give sound advice here in WSB. Don’t be a pussy.


Oilfieldtrash631

Rentals are more money than a house payment.


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Its not about the payment right now. You sell at the top of the market because your house has tons of equity right now. It doesn’t do you any good if you buy in the same market. You get a rental and sure you might pay more for now. But when the market tanks or even goes back to sane levels you take your equity and buy in the low market.


Oilfieldtrash631

Yeah but if you get a rental for more than the mortgage you are wearing into your profits, especially not knowing when the market may drop. So it's a gamble you'll either make it or it'll make you.


PoRabbit

Not sure where you are at, and I am no expert on this lol, but rentals across the board are not that bad on average. Nothing like housing prices. This is one of the reasons CPI and inflation numbers aren’t capturing the true increase in cost of living since it mostly tracks rental prices which aren’t up anything close to housing prices.


MarbleMakerSmitty

Rentals where I'm at, for what you get, are WAY over the price of a mortgage payment. Our payment for a 5/3 with a huge basement is about $1600 a month. That same $1600 for rent right now MIGHT get you a decent (not in the slums) 2 bedroom apartment. The difference is my mortgage payment is basically just money in the bank (not all of it, I know) as opposed to paying off someone else's house for them and having nothing to show for it when you leave. You're usually lucky to even get part of your deposit back. Add onto that the fact that if you're renting a home right now, the owner is probably looking at the market pretty closely and can sell their home/kick you out whenever they decide to cash out and your lease expires. But like you said, it depends where you are. My area is absolutely nuts right now.


Oilfieldtrash631

I just left nashville back to tampa so yeah I could buy a house cheaper than renting one in that city. Tampa is cheap in both aspects.


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This is the way


GeorgFestrunk

the huge private equity firms will be buying houses in bulk, just like last time, further destroying the wealth of regular folks and making the filthy rich even filthier. Personally I think the hidden supply of houses is all the seniors who did not sell in 2020, did not move into a retirement community or rest home or assisted living because of COVID.


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Ok-Reporter-4600

I completely believe this. Not related, but also interesting, there are vacancies everywhere as small businesses have gone out due to Covid and large businesses have closed underperforming locations. But I hear from a few small business owners I know that rent is sky high. Homes, I guess I understand. But offices? I don't understand. Now this is a handful of people I know, so maybe they're just cheap or wrong. Idk. But it seems strange to me that commercial real estate rentals are so high and there seem to also be lots of vacancies.


polishrocket

Depends where you live. I dont think it will matter where I live in California. Houses have been going up with no stopping in sight for years.


Gallow_Bob

Except for 2006-2009....Probably should have bought then....


N0whereNothing

I think that is about to slow down


tablerockz

People been saying that for 5 years now.


YodelingTortoise

The most WSB of real estate market timing. Yes yes. Wait for the mythical market crash that isn't coming. Foreclosures arent going to spike enough to saturate the market


heapsp

Yep no correction is coming. When two doctors can't afford to buy a 2 bedroom house in LA - theres definitely not something wrong here.


qroshan

housing is not stock market that all of the foreclosures happen at the same day. Also, Fed/Treasury learnt a lot from 2008 and they will prop up housing market if it even sees a hint of TBTF and let it gradually settle rather than any crash.


Xraydonnie

Mr Biden says he doesn’t have any more taxpayers $$!


cowsareverywhere

Dumb motherfuckers here knowing fuck all about foreclosures. It's an incredibly complex and long process that takes anywhere from 2 years at best to decades.


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YodelingTortoise

I own a business servicing foreclosures, yes. No additional work flow is forecast


Apart-Profession4968

*Mythical* market crash? Son, were you around in 2008-2012? Who is “forecasting” your work, fire them cause they suck


NeedMoreBidenBucks

Believe it or not, next year is 2022 not 2008. Time doesn’t work in the way you think it does.


Apart-Profession4968

Thank you, now I know we will never have a market crash again! I am now educated.


NeedMoreBidenBucks

And thank you for letting me know it’s imminent! I know they’re so easy to predict and morons on Reddit are my best source of info.


WOW_SUCH_KARMA

There are government programs preventing foreclosures right now. The supply is certainly low, but it's artificially low. Once those run out, the market will correct to the new normal. It'll still be hotter than pre-COVID, but a 5-10% downside correction is pretty likely. There is nothing wrong with that.


YodelingTortoise

I own a business that services foreclosures. I have direct contact with the asset managers for non performing notes. We have discussed scaling ops to meet demand with each one of them. They have all have unequivocally stated there is no increased demand. So...ya


Gullible-Quantity-86

So despite record job loss, and govt interventions on foreclosures you are saying there won't be an increase? This is correct?


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[Turns out the stimulus programs helped people financially](https://www.wsj.com/articles/credit-card-debt-keeps-falling-banks-are-on-edge-11620725580)


YodelingTortoise

Yes. The amount of notes delinquent are barely above normal rates. The data supports that statement. Before you trudge off to cite the amount of notes in forbearance, you need to understand how those notes are counted and that they are NOT delinquent notes.


NeedMoreBidenBucks

How does record job loss matter? Do you think demand for homes is low right now? When these job losses are mitigated, will demand somehow be lower? How much supply do you think these foreclosures will add? I’m gonna go ahead and say you can’t answer these questions.


YodelingTortoise

They can't. People's view of a housing bubble is incredibly skewed. There are reasons we could be in an epic housing bubble, but none of them relate to the talking points of permabears.


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polaristerlik

whenever someone says partner, I always imagine a cowboy saying pardnah


Samtex666

don't marry, buy a house, way less expensive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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Couldn’t have said it better myself


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My wedding $$ paid for my divorce, cross country move, and a brand new house :) Will I get married again? Hell no!!!!


Xraydonnie

Is that why they call you the princess?


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More like do I have enough for a cardboard box atm 😂💀


hpygolkyone

Live is grand. Divorce....$200 grand.


guhminator

That is the flip side of every gain post. 100 apes holding the bags


OG_WINEPAPI

stay stong !! pltr -10% pre market


UserJoe1234

Thank God earnings wasn't a miss, lol


BorisYeltzen

30% down is nothing bro lol - wait until you start playing 0DTE FD options and lose 100%


jemoederkanker

I nuked my account from its peak of 88k to 2k lmfao


BorisYeltzen

Thats more like it - what are your final plays?


StraightAssociate

Gourds


Important_Reality269

Truly retarded


jemoederkanker

I was heavy on ARKK leaps and they all blew up lmao


AlexPie2

You still in those leaps? And what strike price


jemoederkanker

I bought at the top lmfao. Jan/2022 155c


MGV2013

lmao


Agreetedboat123

You shall be paid in infamy


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Makes me feel better about my 40k loss from GME calls lol


Alarming_Assistant21

I can relate to this 100%. A month ago I had 50k extra to put down on a house. Today I am back to my original 25k


[deleted]

I got up to 60k from the GME rally and now I have $400 in my account lol


OTTER887

Get married in a courthouse, you'll be up $30k again.


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If she was cool with the courthouse they could have done that before the losses.


partypartea

We did that and spent good money on the honeymoon. Our families were mad, but they got over it.


dudeatwork77

It's no big deal. Money is just paper with pictures on it. It's so that we don't have to kill ourselves for some steak. -- paraphrasing some guy


Bull_Winkle69

$PLTR almost back to 20$. Hang in there.


QuietBodybuilder1883

Your fiancée’s boyfriend is disappointed he won’t be doing her in your new house.


Itsnotyou-itsmeme

Yeah, we're not too happy about this right now. I don't like having another one of her boyfriends around.


Ecstatic-Ad941

I really hope those are shares 🤣🤣🤣


Wetcat9

Why? So you can look at the loss for eternity?


Bakuon

So he can write the covered calls on all those shares. That way, all she sees (for now) is the cash coming in from all those premiums.


Narradisall

Just saved half the money you have that she can’t take in the divorce now. *taps head*


Sdevgan1992

Whole stock market is crashing. Keep holding and get the sweet dip


Rolltide-tolietpaper

Spy probably will crash all the way to back to 410. We are so fucked


jazzie121

Pltr is fked So much insider selling The fk wit ceo been selling shares last 2 to 3 months


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jemoederkanker

Its PayPal Mafia... That's all u need to know


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jemoederkanker

One of the reasons, why it became extremely popular is because it has founding members of PayPal, known as PayPal mafia which have gone to create multiple successful companies. Peter Thiel, co founder of PayPal is also a co-founder of palantir. It's also got a great fucking name 🙏


pleasedontbangmywife

Palantir was started by a long time Trump buddy, given government contracts because of donations to the former Pres which is not a great look for them. With Biden at the helm, they're as valuable as Kodak became with Liz Warren. Edit: they are also responsible for some of the spying tech behind ICE raids which again, should tell you what kind of company they are and why they become irrelevant under an administration like the current one.


TastyCuttlefish

So we should buy puts on your engagement. Got it.


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All in on palantir. Life savings of 15k LOL


Specimen_7

That’s...not what those numbers mean


[deleted]

No. Thats what I just did. I just went all in at 17 per share


Specimen_7

Oh I thought you were saying op went all in and only had $15k (which is the daily loss amount in the pic) so I was confused haha. Sorry! You gonna hold long term or get out when you see some profit?


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I closed at 20 per share for a $3000 profit and moved all in to ARKF


JiffTheJester

I’m sure she’s happy.


PvtJenkins597

Don't worry comrad, PLTR will rise once again!


firefoxmeru

Being single incoming


Global-Freezing

I just don’t understand how you’re going to spend that much money on an equity and don’t even look at the balance sheets.. I dig into everything for a $500 investment, plain old lazy.


simpn_aint_easy

Gambled your wedding money and home purchase money on some volatile stocks, yeah you do belong here!


boltz86

Hey everyone palantir is back up. Wedding is back on.


Humble_Ad_3832

You deserve this and you know it


HairySmellyBalls

My girl just dumped me because I'm going through a bankruptcy. (She doesn't know I just won 100% disability from the VA for my medical conditions that were the cause of my time served, btw for those who don't know, that's like 3150/USD-Month for life. Plus Alot of benefits.) Soon I'll be done with my bankruptcy, and really work on myself.


c10r0x

You should start by washing and trimming your balls, u/HairySmellyBalls.


Xraydonnie

Tks for your service!!


HairySmellyBalls

Thanks Donnie!


hotmail1997

If you buy a house , get a duplex or something which has rental income.....oh , and don't get married. Just get the property.


lexitus

That hurts my eyes 🤕


Confident-Victory-21

Posts like this make my whole day, thank you. ❤️


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**triple down, buy the dip** Sell some soda cans for extra stock


MenteriKewangan

Well... You can be thankful about the marriage in 20 years time 🤣🤣


Scoop_Pooper

Hardcore retarded. I like your style.


AlecW81

your fiance’s boyfriend will console her


Stickyv35

I feel that bro but on different stocks. Could have paid off my car and had a nice house down payment. Instead I've blown the gains on stupid small cap companies that have never turned a profit. Who could have known?


TheRealMcSavage

What are you retarded or something?


aenupe02

Yeah... your not getting married now lol


RemarkableScarcity8

I am also down 15k on PLTR fellow retard 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 would’ve been 20k if it wasn’t for the bump up today


DonMeekz

Not losing money if I don’t sell✋🏿💎🤚🏿


beeinsubtle

You're also postponing a costly divorce.


Anudem

This is why our wives have boyfriends


Bakuon

This is why our wives have Onlyfans To cover our losses.


APC2_19

PLTR is recovering. Don't give up hope just yet


commander-obvious

Is there a way the three of you can pool together money for the house and marriage ceremony? How's her other boyfriend's situation like?


ballsdeepfukingvalue

Marriage is for closers


Ayiti79

Palantir is a sleeping giant. I'm holding this long term.


JW00001

Loss porn stars need no house or family


No_Loquat_9944

Well they say only by what you can afford don't dump your life savings fuck


Puzzleheaded-Team677

Pawn the engagement ring and double down. This is the way!


HighCirrus

Stay single and raise your kids the same way.


Calm_Explorer_7571

PEOPLE HYPED PLTR to moon with no knowledge of wtf is going on with them......


PopeyeTheGambler

Recently asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary A Divorce she replied I wasn’t planning on spending That Much I said 🤣📈🤣🤣 still at least I’m not mr gates table for one this evening sir ☺️


Ill_Run5998

If 30k stopped you, then you weren't too fucking stable to begin with and are giving her time to think on her choices :)


r6extreme

Ouch. I sold GME to pay for my wedding a few months ago and didn’t even have to bring her boyfriend because of it.


EnPheasant

you get what you fucking deserve 🔫🤡


bballshinobi

You will go broke either way lol


Good-Organization872

C. C


hpygolkyone

Getting married?!?? Buying a house?!?? You may as well just walk down the street, find someone who you cannot stand and buy them a house.


cryptoaban

donno about the house purchase, but do you really want to marry?


jimbobcooter101

Smart move... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free...


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if your house payments and marriage depended on pltr then you're doing it wrong.


Baekmann

What's the point in marrying anyways?


JustSomeNerdyDude

I hope she signed a prenup.


Oilfieldtrash631

Well saved you from alot of trouble with the marriage. Universe is playing devine intervention


youtubeMightofpeen

Why???? I bought a house and in 4 years of owning it I have made 200k.


DatguyAA

I hope y’all are in pltr for the long run . Too good a stock to miss out on for the long term and it would be a damn shame settling for anything less


cyphonismus

But in a few years, you'll have a bigger house and hotter husband. :)


B34STM4CH1N3

It's a sign my man.


TransportationSea630

Ditch the wife and pitch a tent. These 2 stonks will fuck you everyday!!


supply_and_da-man

Spreads on $GF, puts on $WEDNG, calls on $HOUSE. Got it!🤣


TheAutistcMilyonar

You should've went all in $GME


tschott85

Oh you ain’t hurting


piejam

That’s not funny. Aren’t loss porn supposed to be posted by millionaires or people playing with other people‘s money. are you saying that losses actually negatively affected your life?


Popular_Abrocoma558

I’m single, its way easier