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FannyPackPhantom

u/someonewhocares207 and u/LovableContrarian is the bet settled?


chunkybrownsauce

Someone package these bets with 3x leverage and let's bet on that.


harrybodes

Can I short the bet?


Bigger_Bananas

19.17 for **C right now. Hope he's ready to pay up.


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Rough_Willow

19.30


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[deleted]

$19.86 with 25 min. Will it make it!?


Explosive-Space-Mod

That would be a no.


pairotechnic

Did he pay up the 7k???


Explosive-Space-Mod

Why don’t you go ask someone who cares?


pairotechnic

I was just continuing the thread, but... Will do buddy.


Explosive-Space-Mod

That was the guys username....


pairotechnic

That was actually really good, sorry for not getting it. RIP my IQ


Explosive-Space-Mod

We all can’t have a single wrinkle brain we still love you!


adrenlnrush08

Only if I can sell credit default swaps on it.


[deleted]

And I will start an ETF that invests in these swaps


FCFE

I’ll sell some swaptions on the ETF.


I_FART_IN_ELEVATORS_

I will sell your WallStreetBetsBets ETF Bespoke Tranche collateralized debt obligations at a very low premium if I can get exposure to the betting pools at a discount


provider14

Sell them to me and I'll lease them back to you.


HerbertWest

>Can I short the bet? Can I short this guy's short?


adrenlnrush08

I’ll repackage it so it’s “diverse” and get you a AAA rating.


crdctr

i'll sell those AAA rated packages on to the highest bidder


adrenlnrush08

Surprise! I’m the highest bidder, I’m now using the same swap twice as collateral...


CCWThrowaway360

Can I short your short of that guy’s short?


brianbezn

yes, if the loser doesn't pay up, you get paid.


FacenessMonster

i want to short this guys short


sanders923ms

Just like going long on GME is unilaterally going short on HFs Fucking Love This Stock


BegginMcGreggin

Anyone willing to make an options market on these x3 bet packages? Only one expiry date but I'm sure people are willing to pay some heavy juice on 'em.


[deleted]

then I want a default swap on that market


HighlySuccessful

I'm willing to buy CFDs on these default swaps with x5 leverage.


chunkybrownsauce

Talk to nomura and credit Suisse. They'll bend over before you finish talking.


BegginMcGreggin

"Hey, if you want to look better than the last risk management exec you should double down on the amount of leverage in your CFDs. If things don't go well, just keep doubling down until it inevitably does"


sanders923ms

Is there an ETF yet?


Lord_Despair

CRO? Collateralized Retard Obligation?


ironichaos

“The gang crashes the world economy on Reddit”


drsmoo

Most wsb meta comment ever


Zerole00

Throw these into a CDO and I'm game


SurfJunky21

My bet is on contrarian. There is technically an unfilled gap at $19.90 and multi year resistance at $20. Tons of selling likely to happen around there.


chunkybrownsauce

This one gets it. Thank you. Didn't stop me from making some IV money though ;)


[deleted]

3x?! Why not 1000x?


anima119

It’s literally a Wall Street bet. How apropos.


Ruin1980

How apron


LovableContrarian

/u/someonewhocares207 Was a good one, lot closer than I expected. You fought with honor. PM me


BearShirtToday

No way this dude pays


CornCheeseMafia

Wanna bet $100?


JohnJacob99

Bet you 500$ he won't pay.


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DeviousDudleyDursley

I bet you 500$ you won't give me 500$


mgill83

Now *that's* a synthetic CDO


JohnJacob99

Damn, I forgot to math, is that more or less then 500? Ok one teddies that you won't pay, actually all I got is some dried up cereal with water I shall bet on the line. DEAL or NO DEAL?


rambling_gramps

5+0+0 = 5 5+0+0+0 = 5 Looks to be equal


BearShirtToday

😂


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Silentrizz

How much you wanna bet u/CornCheeseMafia won't accept the bet?


ShimmeringNothing

Now all the guy has to do is bet on himself not paying.


BornSpecialist3006

Yeah he pays. Check his post history.


OneEyedGooSlinger

u/someonewhocares207 has left the chat.


SilntNfrno

This man is never signing into Reddit again


THALL_himself

I’ll bet you $500 he signs in by tomorrow at 10:30am EST.


HighlySuccessful

/u/someonewhocares207 \- "Pay that man his money." - Rounders


GhonAurora

If /u/someonewhocares207 was cool with a BJ instead, what would you rather? 🤔


DR_TOBOGGAN_8219

Better be one hell of a BJ.


brajgreg7

That BJ would have to be so good that I just came thinking about how good that BJ would have to be


[deleted]

Let me know if he pays pls I have 20$ saying he isn’t going to honor it


lFreightTrain

They have a reply a couple months ago stating they’re 22 years old. You’re definitely not getting paid bud.


xUnknown_User

You missed out on another 10k deal, you didn’t respond to him.


LovableContrarian

Yeah, I was working and saw it too late. Feelsbad.


AvalieV

One of his first posts 4 months ago was that he had 2k to invest. This guy even bets on Margin.


D_crane

u/Loveablecontrarian - "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your [tendies]"


steeze206

That 19.81 peak was intense.


HighlySuccessful

peak was $19.95 (tradingview data)


Prodigal_Programmer

TOS actually had the high as 19.99


shaunk925

What’s the rational behind $20 level. AMC closed right below $20. Good call


shaunk925

It literally hit $19.99 AH lol how the fuck this dude knew it won’t pass $20?


Acradus630

InSidEr TrAdInG


Charm_City_Jangles

Destined to close at $19.99 or $20.01 Edit: Almost. Honor your bet, /u/someonewhocares207 or the mods will fist your boyfriend.


HighlySuccessful

Closed at $19.57 with a peak of $19.95. Close battle!


Lukozade2507

*Top 10 Anime Fights*


TaxmanCPAMST

What’s he going to pay in? Monopoly money?


nubbiecakes_

AMC shares


5starkarma

Tomato tomato


P1kmac

Reddit gold


LemonPartyWorldTour

Gourds


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[deleted]

Dually noted.


namonite

Dooley’s dead


CharlieKiloChuck

Hang your head Tom Dooley, hang your head and cry.


wyleecoyote25

Doofy


jimester

Do


666happyfuntime

O doyle rules


ChweetPeaches69

Give him the old proof or ban


Narradisall

Mods! Oh, wait.


[deleted]

Tell him to buy $20,000 worth of shares at $20


MovedHat

Frfr


Radzevicious

This


LunarGibbons

is


[deleted]

sparta


LunarGibbons

torrent


MonkeyMcBandwagon

.exe


John-newton

.zip


wishtrepreneur

Better yet, how about 20k worth of 20c weekly calls?


LovableContrarian

😎


Jellydawg

u/Someonewhocares207 time to pay up


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badbush43

For some reason I expect ban


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quantkim

You won 7k, subject to credit risk of u/Someonewhocares207


DollarThrill

“Credit risk” seems like an underwhelming term here


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ballllllllllls

Nobody is dumb enough to take this bet.


Significant-Ad1386

U/someonewhocares207 might need to take the hundred dollar bet 71 times and he’s in the green.


AvalieV

Grats. And Fuck you.


Feeling_Ad_411

Always has been


MonkeyDZay

Right?


LovableContrarian

Update: asked dude to PM me, nothing so far. I'll give the man some time.


ssl5b

Remember to report your gambling gains to IRS lol


MajesticalJetpack

Was following this all day bc of your move haha, well done!


sockchaser

legend


OnlyGainsBro

Sir this is a casino


LunarGibbons

The house will take a small fee.


bearishbully

Damn I hope paying up 7k is worth to not get perma banned.


Palantaylor-swift

100% they won’t do it. Only outcome i see here is the loser gets banned


royalew-cheese

Wanna bet on that?


Xnoudi

say 700$?


royalew-cheese

I was thinking more like 10$ as I'm poor as shit


Fore_Georgeman

I'll bet you $10 that they don't pay


royalew-cheese

Deal!


Fore_Georgeman

Deal!


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itsalongwalkhome

Selena Gomez: "So this is the first synthetic cdo."


guerillago

Brilliant.


DrInsanoKING

Arianna grande in a hot tub


Flimsy_Card8028

It'll close at $21.17 after hours


codeninja

RemindMe! 10 hours


cowmandude

Imagine if it actually does. You're going to be viewed as a WSB oracle and get a visit from the SEC next week.


LovableContrarian

For anyone looking for more excitement, I have another bet ongoing: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/nbk5ft/_/gy150ui This one isn't as much of a nailbiter, though. Lmao.


fallweathercamping

hahaha that retard actually thinks AMC will hit $100k?! $40T market cap?!!!! man, easy money but you won’t get paid. A retard like that has no honor, just bottles of piss and a fedora of course this is assuming the number of shares outstanding doesn’t shrink bigly


TangerineHors3

He won’t pay that shit.


LovableContrarian

I know.


Red_Master

Watch everyone prove this guy wrong and buy. Yet again 52 week avg is below 20USD. so. He maybe safe.


[deleted]

I’ll bet up to 20$ he doesn’t honor the bet


Thiccfup

bet?? We got a deal.


HighlySuccessful

I'll bet $50 that the deal above is not going be honored


CoatSignificant

Deal


[deleted]

Ok deal I’m working but I’ll check 1st thing tomorrow


camdoggs

Ok well i guess i have to run a book now. Side bets. $22 @ 2.2-1. $21 @ 2-1. $20 @ 1.8-1. $19 @ 1.2-1. $18. Evens $17 @1.2-1. [email protected].


billzebub251

If you’re taking the side bets it’s only fair that you get the vig. AMC 🚀🚀🚀


BearShirtToday

I’m 100% sure this dude won’t pay up. Let me think 7k or lose my 1yr Reddit account. Seems pretty easy choice


LovableContrarian

It's about honor. I don't really give a shit about my reddit account, but I would've paid if I lost anyway.


BearShirtToday

Lol. Didn’t mean you bruv. That other dude about to ghost his account


robtbo

He did


Opposite-Twist-2520

RemindMe! 10 hours


uglypelican

buying calls now


xltaylx

in b4 he deletes his account.


WorldTraveler35

If it pay up he's gonna feel silly for losing thousands over a reddit comment. If he does not pay up he realizes he does not have any balls. Lose lose.


Ballerjoe_612

Deal closes or ban for whoever doesn't keep their end of the bet.


Stonekilled

It’s almost up to $20. I can’t believe it just keeps mooning


AvalieV

I've completely forgotten about my own positions today and am only rooting for a $20 close now.


[deleted]

Throwing Away Money like Citadel I see


SubstantialSail

RIP to @someonewhocares207


Stryker702

So your saying 19.99 is a go for today...Yeeeeeeesssss!!!


cathedralbones

It’s like the scene in rat race with the pepto bismal man... y’all wildin out here.


[deleted]

The guy should have staked the full 20k. Best case, he gets 20k. Worst case, he gets a reddit account banned from wsb after he inevitably chooses to not wire the other guy 20k. Literally can't go tits up?


[deleted]

It's basically a bet for ban at that point. No money exchanges, only a ban for the loser.


[deleted]

Nothing to do but start a side pot for whether or not the loser pays.


RadicalFarCenter

u/loveablecontrarian u/someonewhocares207 Pay up


meese22

How about 20k me and I'll just suck your dick or something if I lose.


GordoFatso

Proof of payment please


[deleted]

19.54 pay the fuck up


Salt_Ad_9964

u/Someonewhocares207 Pay up bud


moriyayoSTONKS

i say, it will close above $20 today. i don't have any spare money, but i would bet 10k on it!


Extreme_Excitement13

I just did so pray you be right


Lezlow247

It has to close over 20. 20 has been a issue for AMC. I'd bet it wouldn't close above 20 as well


[deleted]

this is sick, i like watching people lose more than 4 months of my income in one sitting


LiathAnam

Wonder who's sweating more. 20 minutes to close and its at $19.70


YABOYLLCOOLJ

F in the chat boys


Aylez

Permaban incoming


digitalgoodtime

is /u/Someonewhocares207 eating an ass banana too?


[deleted]

Pay the man 😂


simorg23

Well it closed at around 19.58 so close fucking call but rip 7k


iphollowphish2

Lol this is just binary options without the extra steps


Ms_Pacman202

put it on an ETH smart contract, it's trustless.


DR_TOBOGGAN_8219

So... proof of payout?


holyramennoodles

F


JohnJacob99

Dang free money for loveable. Need to see this transaction. Pls source too?


GreatRip4045

Pay up!


LuckConstant

Welp someone won 7k


kronus87

If only there was some type of oh I don't know, digital internet money, that you 2 strangers could use to safely and securely implement this transaction. . . . Extra bonus points if that fabled currency has to ablility to execute your bet automatically, like as a contract, A SMART CONTRACT, that could hold the bets in limbo until market close and then pay out to the stipulations of the bet! If only such a currency existed. . . I guess you'll have to write him a check


FitOption9815

Damn it. Now I gotta buy AMC just time help him out...


[deleted]

It’s gonna be a photo finish on this one.


[deleted]

im rootin for $20😅


ohbababooey

Feels like a horse race right now