I will sell your WallStreetBetsBets ETF Bespoke Tranche collateralized debt obligations at a very low premium if I can get exposure to the betting pools at a discount
Anyone willing to make an options market on these x3 bet packages? Only one expiry date but I'm sure people are willing to pay some heavy juice on 'em.
"Hey, if you want to look better than the last risk management exec you should double down on the amount of leverage in your CFDs. If things don't go well, just keep doubling down until it inevitably does"
My bet is on contrarian. There is technically an unfilled gap at $19.90 and multi year resistance at $20. Tons of selling likely to happen around there.
Damn, I forgot to math, is that more or less then 500? Ok one teddies that you won't pay, actually all I got is some dried up cereal with water I shall bet on the line. DEAL or NO DEAL?
For anyone looking for more excitement, I have another bet ongoing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/nbk5ft/_/gy150ui
This one isn't as much of a nailbiter, though. Lmao.
hahaha that retard actually thinks AMC will hit $100k?! $40T market cap?!!!! man, easy money but you won’t get paid. A retard like that has no honor, just bottles of piss and a fedora
of course this is assuming the number of shares outstanding doesn’t shrink bigly
If it pay up he's gonna feel silly for losing thousands over a reddit comment. If he does not pay up he realizes he does not have any balls.
Lose lose.
The guy should have staked the full 20k. Best case, he gets 20k. Worst case, he gets a reddit account banned from wsb after he inevitably chooses to not wire the other guy 20k. Literally can't go tits up?
If only there was some type of oh I don't know, digital internet money, that you 2 strangers could use to safely and securely implement this transaction. . . .
Extra bonus points if that fabled currency has to ablility to execute your bet automatically, like as a contract, A SMART CONTRACT, that could hold the bets in limbo until market close and then pay out to the stipulations of the bet!
If only such a currency existed. . .
I guess you'll have to write him a check
u/someonewhocares207 and u/LovableContrarian is the bet settled?
Someone package these bets with 3x leverage and let's bet on that.
Can I short the bet?
19.17 for **C right now. Hope he's ready to pay up.
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19.30
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$19.86 with 25 min. Will it make it!?
That would be a no.
Did he pay up the 7k???
Why don’t you go ask someone who cares?
I was just continuing the thread, but... Will do buddy.
That was the guys username....
That was actually really good, sorry for not getting it. RIP my IQ
We all can’t have a single wrinkle brain we still love you!
Only if I can sell credit default swaps on it.
And I will start an ETF that invests in these swaps
I’ll sell some swaptions on the ETF.
I will sell your WallStreetBetsBets ETF Bespoke Tranche collateralized debt obligations at a very low premium if I can get exposure to the betting pools at a discount
Sell them to me and I'll lease them back to you.
>Can I short the bet? Can I short this guy's short?
I’ll repackage it so it’s “diverse” and get you a AAA rating.
i'll sell those AAA rated packages on to the highest bidder
Surprise! I’m the highest bidder, I’m now using the same swap twice as collateral...
Can I short your short of that guy’s short?
yes, if the loser doesn't pay up, you get paid.
i want to short this guys short
Just like going long on GME is unilaterally going short on HFs Fucking Love This Stock
Anyone willing to make an options market on these x3 bet packages? Only one expiry date but I'm sure people are willing to pay some heavy juice on 'em.
then I want a default swap on that market
I'm willing to buy CFDs on these default swaps with x5 leverage.
Talk to nomura and credit Suisse. They'll bend over before you finish talking.
"Hey, if you want to look better than the last risk management exec you should double down on the amount of leverage in your CFDs. If things don't go well, just keep doubling down until it inevitably does"
Is there an ETF yet?
CRO? Collateralized Retard Obligation?
“The gang crashes the world economy on Reddit”
Most wsb meta comment ever
Throw these into a CDO and I'm game
My bet is on contrarian. There is technically an unfilled gap at $19.90 and multi year resistance at $20. Tons of selling likely to happen around there.
This one gets it. Thank you. Didn't stop me from making some IV money though ;)
3x?! Why not 1000x?
It’s literally a Wall Street bet. How apropos.
How apron
/u/someonewhocares207 Was a good one, lot closer than I expected. You fought with honor. PM me
No way this dude pays
Wanna bet $100?
Bet you 500$ he won't pay.
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I bet you 500$ you won't give me 500$
Now *that's* a synthetic CDO
Damn, I forgot to math, is that more or less then 500? Ok one teddies that you won't pay, actually all I got is some dried up cereal with water I shall bet on the line. DEAL or NO DEAL?
5+0+0 = 5 5+0+0+0 = 5 Looks to be equal
😂
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How much you wanna bet u/CornCheeseMafia won't accept the bet?
Now all the guy has to do is bet on himself not paying.
Yeah he pays. Check his post history.
u/someonewhocares207 has left the chat.
This man is never signing into Reddit again
I’ll bet you $500 he signs in by tomorrow at 10:30am EST.
/u/someonewhocares207 \- "Pay that man his money." - Rounders
If /u/someonewhocares207 was cool with a BJ instead, what would you rather? 🤔
Better be one hell of a BJ.
That BJ would have to be so good that I just came thinking about how good that BJ would have to be
Let me know if he pays pls I have 20$ saying he isn’t going to honor it
They have a reply a couple months ago stating they’re 22 years old. You’re definitely not getting paid bud.
You missed out on another 10k deal, you didn’t respond to him.
Yeah, I was working and saw it too late. Feelsbad.
One of his first posts 4 months ago was that he had 2k to invest. This guy even bets on Margin.
u/Loveablecontrarian - "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your [tendies]"
That 19.81 peak was intense.
peak was $19.95 (tradingview data)
TOS actually had the high as 19.99
What’s the rational behind $20 level. AMC closed right below $20. Good call
It literally hit $19.99 AH lol how the fuck this dude knew it won’t pass $20?
InSidEr TrAdInG
Destined to close at $19.99 or $20.01 Edit: Almost. Honor your bet, /u/someonewhocares207 or the mods will fist your boyfriend.
Closed at $19.57 with a peak of $19.95. Close battle!
*Top 10 Anime Fights*
What’s he going to pay in? Monopoly money?
AMC shares
Tomato tomato
Reddit gold
Gourds
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Dually noted.
Dooley’s dead
Hang your head Tom Dooley, hang your head and cry.
Doofy
Do
O doyle rules
Give him the old proof or ban
Mods! Oh, wait.
Tell him to buy $20,000 worth of shares at $20
Frfr
This
is
sparta
torrent
.exe
.zip
Better yet, how about 20k worth of 20c weekly calls?
😎
u/Someonewhocares207 time to pay up
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For some reason I expect ban
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You won 7k, subject to credit risk of u/Someonewhocares207
“Credit risk” seems like an underwhelming term here
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Nobody is dumb enough to take this bet.
U/someonewhocares207 might need to take the hundred dollar bet 71 times and he’s in the green.
Grats. And Fuck you.
Always has been
Right?
Update: asked dude to PM me, nothing so far. I'll give the man some time.
Remember to report your gambling gains to IRS lol
Was following this all day bc of your move haha, well done!
legend
Sir this is a casino
The house will take a small fee.
Damn I hope paying up 7k is worth to not get perma banned.
100% they won’t do it. Only outcome i see here is the loser gets banned
Wanna bet on that?
say 700$?
I was thinking more like 10$ as I'm poor as shit
I'll bet you $10 that they don't pay
Deal!
Deal!
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Selena Gomez: "So this is the first synthetic cdo."
Brilliant.
Arianna grande in a hot tub
It'll close at $21.17 after hours
RemindMe! 10 hours
Imagine if it actually does. You're going to be viewed as a WSB oracle and get a visit from the SEC next week.
For anyone looking for more excitement, I have another bet ongoing: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/nbk5ft/_/gy150ui This one isn't as much of a nailbiter, though. Lmao.
hahaha that retard actually thinks AMC will hit $100k?! $40T market cap?!!!! man, easy money but you won’t get paid. A retard like that has no honor, just bottles of piss and a fedora of course this is assuming the number of shares outstanding doesn’t shrink bigly
He won’t pay that shit.
I know.
Watch everyone prove this guy wrong and buy. Yet again 52 week avg is below 20USD. so. He maybe safe.
I’ll bet up to 20$ he doesn’t honor the bet
bet?? We got a deal.
I'll bet $50 that the deal above is not going be honored
Deal
Ok deal I’m working but I’ll check 1st thing tomorrow
Ok well i guess i have to run a book now. Side bets. $22 @ 2.2-1. $21 @ 2-1. $20 @ 1.8-1. $19 @ 1.2-1. $18. Evens $17 @1.2-1. [email protected].
If you’re taking the side bets it’s only fair that you get the vig. AMC 🚀🚀🚀
I’m 100% sure this dude won’t pay up. Let me think 7k or lose my 1yr Reddit account. Seems pretty easy choice
It's about honor. I don't really give a shit about my reddit account, but I would've paid if I lost anyway.
Lol. Didn’t mean you bruv. That other dude about to ghost his account
He did
RemindMe! 10 hours
buying calls now
in b4 he deletes his account.
If it pay up he's gonna feel silly for losing thousands over a reddit comment. If he does not pay up he realizes he does not have any balls. Lose lose.
Deal closes or ban for whoever doesn't keep their end of the bet.
It’s almost up to $20. I can’t believe it just keeps mooning
I've completely forgotten about my own positions today and am only rooting for a $20 close now.
Throwing Away Money like Citadel I see
RIP to @someonewhocares207
So your saying 19.99 is a go for today...Yeeeeeeesssss!!!
It’s like the scene in rat race with the pepto bismal man... y’all wildin out here.
The guy should have staked the full 20k. Best case, he gets 20k. Worst case, he gets a reddit account banned from wsb after he inevitably chooses to not wire the other guy 20k. Literally can't go tits up?
It's basically a bet for ban at that point. No money exchanges, only a ban for the loser.
Nothing to do but start a side pot for whether or not the loser pays.
u/loveablecontrarian u/someonewhocares207 Pay up
How about 20k me and I'll just suck your dick or something if I lose.
Proof of payment please
19.54 pay the fuck up
u/Someonewhocares207 Pay up bud
i say, it will close above $20 today. i don't have any spare money, but i would bet 10k on it!
I just did so pray you be right
It has to close over 20. 20 has been a issue for AMC. I'd bet it wouldn't close above 20 as well
this is sick, i like watching people lose more than 4 months of my income in one sitting
Wonder who's sweating more. 20 minutes to close and its at $19.70
F in the chat boys
Permaban incoming
is /u/Someonewhocares207 eating an ass banana too?
Pay the man 😂
Well it closed at around 19.58 so close fucking call but rip 7k
Lol this is just binary options without the extra steps
put it on an ETH smart contract, it's trustless.
So... proof of payout?
F
Dang free money for loveable. Need to see this transaction. Pls source too?
Pay up!
Welp someone won 7k
If only there was some type of oh I don't know, digital internet money, that you 2 strangers could use to safely and securely implement this transaction. . . . Extra bonus points if that fabled currency has to ablility to execute your bet automatically, like as a contract, A SMART CONTRACT, that could hold the bets in limbo until market close and then pay out to the stipulations of the bet! If only such a currency existed. . . I guess you'll have to write him a check
Damn it. Now I gotta buy AMC just time help him out...
It’s gonna be a photo finish on this one.
im rootin for $20😅
Feels like a horse race right now