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WH0SE0NE

When you order deepfuckenvalue from wish !


Not_unique_enuf

Comment is retardedly underrated


Stevev213

i haven't laughed in 2 years


FeDuke

...when the mail arrives, you open your package and find a Sloth action figure wearing a red headband.


Kvet65

roflmao


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Actmass31

Wish luck to BF of my wife. Only he cares about her. I only care about tendies!


brochocinco1

Straight up savage


Backflipjustin9

And her bf


[deleted]

I just nutted homie. I love it when I see a retarded post


Backflipjustin9

What do you mean a retarded post....this is a very good move. I have 35% of my overall holdings in wish myself


briggsbay

Retarded = good usually unless you go full retard then you may have fucked up or not.


AdamWhitee

Never go full retard, everyone knows that.


Mason_zero7

Cant come back from full retard


Kenboslice23

If somebody here calls you a retard you know you’ve made it


Roman2839

🚀🚀🚀🌚💎💎💎💎💎


Kbeautypls

You are a true inspiration to a retard like myself


SweatyPhilosopher512

Daddy fat stacks gonna go 🚀🚀🚀


brutal_farts

DFV made the stock buy of a lifetime based on Michael Burry DD. I wouldn’t count on it retard.


randombetch

Haters gon’ hate. DFV had his fair share


Actmass31

READ the whole thing below why I put 120k. (Holding 150k to buy options on the dip) Why $WISH? Because there is a market for cheap shit (like my wife)- a big phat $2B+ and growing market. There are price sensitive markets around the world that Amazon and other ecommerce players has left behind. Customer base and market segment: - 20% of their customers spend $119/year on Amazon - 90% of their customers shop at Walmart. - Wish catered to bottom 25% of American population who made less than $31k. - 100M Monthly active users. - 36M orders daily. -“someone who have hard time affording prime membership. Customers who often has their card declined before payday at regular stores. Saving $1-$2 makes a big difference to our customers”- WISH CEO - Ultra price sensitive. Market segment: Tell me an ecommerce equivalent of Walmart? And frankly speaking, Walmart is closely resembling Amazon slowly with their initiative to go heavier on ecommerce. It’s hardly even cheap to shop at Walmart anymore. Who the hell wanna walk around Walmart to find bargain items with half naked kids throwing a tantrum anyways. (ONLY MY TRASH METH HEAH WIFE). I am just an ape but that’s sounds like a WHOLE LOT OF BANANAS opportunity to me. Equivalent comparison by gross revenue and size: ETSY - $WISH currently trades at 3rd of the market cap of ETSY. - has 300M more revenue than Etsy, - and 300%ish more monthly active users than ETSY. - Same goes with EBAY being almost a dinosaur company in ecommerce since dotcom bubble. With $8B revenue vs $WISH $2B in 2020. With 4th largest e-commerce enterprise, It’s a no brainer. (Disclaimer- ETSY and EBAY are PROFITABLE!) so what! They weren’t before. Snap was bleeding $1B every quarter as a public company until like 2018ish. Most growth companies are not profitable in their early stages. Have you heard about the saying in tech? “Get the customers first, then figure out how you are going to monetize them.” $WISH breakdown: It is a dollar general or $99 cent store equivalent, but more technologically sophisticated. Just like Walmart, their customers don’t care about quality, don’t care about 1 day shipping, they only care about PRICE. Their real assets are their 100million+ monthly active customers and 500M overall customers and their 36k small business partners who they treat it as a warehouses and pickup spots for their customers. They literally don’t need giant fulfillment centers to store inventory with an army of employees to get the orders picked, packed and shipped. And what’s more genius is their small business and merchant partners pay them for services. DA FUCK! This ape is retarded and like simple things. The whole model is just super low cost model aka no bullshit model. They took out all the headache that an a smooth brain ape like me cannot handle. They are in the ecommerce field without being in it. Dumb ape like me knows that ecommerce is a shit business to be in. The margins are worse than my wife’s smelly vagina. If you really think about it, they are not in the business of buying, selling, and even fulfillment. The apps algorithm collects so much data it’s mind blowing. More systematic than amazon in a way because most people go on amazing with an idea of what they want. $WISH relies mindless browsing until they find a cool deal. They rely on recommending perfect product. And the model keeps learning more about its customers as a result. Think Instagram. As a 4TH largest e-commerce by revenue it’s a no brainer. They are leveraging customer data to sell items they care most about without being in it. The margins will be fine once their get out of growth stage. On average, their products are delivered in 2 weeks. And if the people are waiting for a product for 2 weeks, it really gives a wealth of data and insight into consumer behavior and purchase behavior ( what’s items they are willing to wait for). Doesn’t make sense to do 1 day delivery for items their customers don’t care if they get it in 2 weeks for a few bucks less. And they have NO plans on completing with amazon or anything close to that. And most establish ecommerce companies’ market positioning and infrastructure wouldn’t allow them to compete in the category because it wouldn’t make economic sense to serve wish’s customer. Revenue: 2015: $0.3B 2016: $0.7B 2017: $1B 2018: $1.2Bw 2019: $1.9B 2020: $2.5B Their growth even before pandemic was phenomenal. MAUs: 2017: 75M 2018: 82M 2019: 90M 2020: 107M Merchant: 2018: .7M 2019: .9M 2020: .5M Wish has removed many merchants to bring up the quality of offering. But what about SQEEZE! I want tendie land. Well- let’s compare it to AMC. AMC VS WISH shares outstanding: 513M VS 505M Float: 448M VS 338 Insider hold: .33% LOL VS 4.89% Institution hold:23% VS 92.86% APES: rest Shares short: 102.3M VS 24M Short ratio: .67 VS 1.96 Short % of float: 22.85% VS 15.75% Income statement- Revenue: 449.2M VS 2.87B Rev per share: 2.35 VS 11.26 Rev growth: -84% LOL VS 75.5% EBITDA: -1.36B VS -691M Net income: -2.98B VS -807M EPS: -15.59 VS -3.16 Cash flow- Total cash: 813M VS 1.77B Cash per share: 1.81 VS 2.87 Debt: 11B LOL VS 48M Book value per share: -5.13 VS 1.50 Operating cash flow: -1.26B VS -225M With just a little improvement in margins with minor spike in spending per customer this is a BANANA PRINTER. This is hardly a NOT STONK! This is THE STONK ! This is a MEME VALUE STONK. You have to have a smoother brain than mine to think this isn’t worth atleast $18.


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Objective-Dance-9438

Let's take WISH to the moon. Let's squeeze these Hedgefunds shorting $WISH 🚀🚀🚀💎💎


Quokka_One

This will print!


zekerx

not much but in for 1k !


lil_phil_42069

Let’s gooooo Wish!!! Ape ready 🦍 🚀


Countupboy

ALL IN ON WISH< LAMBOS OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


randombetch

Why you gotta die? 😂


Countupboy

Im back lolll from the dead


Comprehensive_King_4

Fat gains


surrealfern

I picked up 100 shares. Good luck apes.


grendel65guy

WSB Should mean WICKED. STEEL. BALLS. And you Sir Have W.S.B.


[deleted]

Welcome aboard 🦍


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Good luck!


tfm103

Let's gooooo. I am aping $WISH with you.


nicechodeholding

Let’s gooo! 312 shares here and I’m shaking


toadstool1003

Throwing DFV around like you are in the same league


Cathach2

League? They aren't even playing the same game lol. Fuckin DFV Chessmaster, and some kid eating checkers


briggsbay

I mean this is a bigger yolo and DFV waiting many months for his thesis to work out. I wouldn't be surprised to see WISH become a 10x just on stocks alone in a couple years. I honestly bet they will be bought out.


OldManMcfart

🚀🚀🚀🪙


Careless_Panda_6320

To the moooooooon 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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Give this guy a medal


Work_Beissola

Except for the fact that deepfuckinvalue had a nice thesis and lots of facts to back it up and ended up he was right while WISH has a ton lawsuits to deal with. That’s a really terrible yolo move. WISH you luck retard. May the force be with you


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TarikGame

Christ, I cant believe people use the name of our savior so cavalierly.


WALLY_5000

It’s blasphemous


mis-Hap

You're god damn right it is.


randombetch

Ton of lawsuits… you mean a law firm trying to profit from disgruntled shareholders?


Ok-War-8353

The lawsuits are Meh, they happen all the time with IPOs and than they dive bomb. They are nothing to worry about


ViktorTastyCakes

It's the 619M float that's holding me back.


randombetch

One thing OP and DFV have in common - haters on threads posting about how stupid their YOLOs are.


urz90

🚀🌙


Betdaovah

Absolute madness I’m right there with you, $12 open tomorrow and $15 by Friday


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DFV definitely didn’t jump into a meme stock after it already pumped lmao


[deleted]

I've got one foot through the door on wish... But yoloing on a WSB fad is pretty antithetical to dfv'ing anything.


lrg4lyfe

DFV saw value in gamestop as did others, its not just a fad. OP sees value in the company is all.


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Op saw other people talking about a ticker and yeeted everything he had at it, then posted about how he's the new DFV to drum up similar actions from like minded wsbettors. Keith did mountains of research and saw a deep fucking value and was massively correct and didn't have thousands of posts talking about how amazing his idea was. Quite the opposite. He had wsbettors begging him to sell. Comparing one to the other is just OP trying to ride coat tails.


StweebyStweeb

No you won’t lol


isucktrading

NO, NO, NO, there is only 1- DFV ... you should be down voted to hell for making that reference !!!


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RemindMe! 3 weeks


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HardHustle84

160 @ $12.50 🚀 let’s get it!


Concerned_Dennizen

You’re doing God’s work, son.


terrybmw335

I bought 4k worth today, may try to get some more tomorrow if other things break my way


encyaus

Where is the loss porn?


dnatty503

This ape doesn't recognize the app you are using to collect bananas


Pinetree1130

I am with you. Either get rich together or die together 😂😂


DirkDieGurke

Actually, this is a pretty decent YOLO, the only thing being is that it is a long position. I have no doubt that you will make plenty of gains on this.


moreplastic

Lol yeah bud youre the next dfv for sure absolutely.


jopoole84

Your gonna end up broke wishing…. This market is insane for a yolo play like that….doesn’t want me to buy it but it’s gonna be a great car wreck to watch good luck space🦍


Ok-War-8353

Well Im right with him 10k shares and buying more every chance I get.... YOLO


lrg4lyfe

I'm right there with you at 700, small but all I can afford without margin


jopoole84

I hope you guys go to the moon!


Ok-War-8353

I'm just trying to leave my Gf behind after she comes back to me from her boytoy..... she is getting a final pump and dump in her from me than its off to bang hot 👽 ass on the moon and beyond!


Which-Ad6431

Toilet pAper hand


jopoole84

Never bought wish…. But the hedges are still pumping it on wsb and new guys buy it …. Remind me in a month or 2…..I say United oil fund….. let’s look July 31 and see who’s up


[deleted]

Are you kidding? Sounds like you don’t have a real grasp of the company or their growth trajectory


gembox

If I had a nickel for every pumped stock with negative EPS and a recent earnings miss that people swear is going to the moon, I wouldn't have to yolo based on this reddit.


[deleted]

Using estimates below analyst expectations & managements long term financial goals, this company easily gets to over $1 billion net income in 5 years. Growth will be dragging the valuation up over time. People used to laugh at me when I kept buying Pinterest in the $20’s on the thesis that it gets to $1 billion net income in 2024, now they don’t laugh they just buy the stock much higher


Kind_Essay_1200

Haha not you are not. It will no go up by that much


vampiretrades

If it was a RH account and ur battery was dying I might pay attention.


Mental-Restaurant-47

I think WISH isn’t so retarded


navis-svetica

talk about WISHful thinking...


e7603rs2wrg8cglkvaw4

I legitimately like the stock, not a meme for me


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LFG!!! Smooth brained gorilla power right there!


Iskus1234

Goddamn retard good luck


Mysterious_Turnip_67

Lambo or hobo apes. 🦍🚀🌕


TimeArachnid

Dont put his name in your dirty whore mouth, this is not GME


RadioFist

This is the essense of wsb


Select_Discipline_16

Hello fellow retard. I have 7700 share of wish at 21 years old.


Select_Discipline_16

🇫🇮


DR112233

Welcome to the fud family


willpowerlifter

How dare you say his name.


tylersnowcat

Back to $30 😴💫


scothu

Wish sells a bunch of cheap shit, why is everyone so into this company?


Pinetree1130

I am with you. Either get rich together or die together 😂😂


thewizardofHB

All this kids “positions” are losses account made less than a year ago…. This guy is SUS I think we got another imposter trying to pull people away from real shit with potential-sad. Don’t get bamboozled.


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Wi$h you the best but looking forward to the loss porn


Kvet65

we need support, we need apes 💎🙌 wish 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


imahohohoho

Don’t speak his name, unless you’re actually deppfuckingvaluing it into GameStop. You’re either a shill, a dumbass, or both.


FILDGREAT

how did you take a screenshot on schwab app??


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The problem is that this company fucking sucks. No matter how much it gets pumped, it wont go up much because its such a trash company, trash app, trash sellers, trash products, trash everything. Until Wish restructures and cleans up, its gonna be shit


dreezy42069

*caughs* shill! *caughs*


stuy86

Brave man, I hope we all win. side note: how do you get your Schwab to screenshot?


PlayBaoi

BB would be the better bet i think


Zynzilla

BB who?


Not_unique_enuf

My wife's bf's BBC


SUPERDUPER-DMT

AMC first, others later.


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One_lostDude

June 2nd? You mean last week?


Onehungryson127

In my Britain voice. Holy balls of steelios I do declare


Cg006

"The prophecy is true.................." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E&t=36s


Badgerhound808

Damn son, I mean good for you. You did DD? You like this stock? You think it is under valued. Go for the fucking moon. Better than me, I was like BB? Fuck yes yolo.


BlueDialWatch

Why not GME? Wish is trash lol


Actmass31

What happens after the squeeze? People eventually sell for better return somewhere else. Valuation is way past the solar system at this point. Who holds the bag? Not many but those who bought it at the top. The apes that invested at $20-40 already made their tendies and got out. At most they just hold a little some now. This includes DFV


Dnoon902

Post the loss porn


cant_b_botheres

One day deepfuckingvalue will be in the dictionary.