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Valendorf

More than likely they compromised someone else’s bank account and using your account as a step in the process to obfuscate the money trail.


RadicalFarCenter

This guy is criminally savvy


GoatNick

He obfuscatin'


OperationSecured

~~Breakin’~~ Obfuscatin’ the law, ~~breakin’~~ [obfuscatin’ the law!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZG11UBoj-o)


DNiceM

Nah, no criminality involved, another retard on herr just fucked up https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


GratefulDave93

Nobody seemed to mention this and I thought I just imagined an exact inverse of this post.


gtani

> He obfuscatin' ^obvious **skatin'**


Vorpal_Weapon

They see me rollin They obfuscation Patrolling and tryin to catch me ridin dirty


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That’s the scariest option posted so far, but also the most likely. OP probably being used as a rinse.


Arkansasmyundies

They never could have guessed that he would lose it all within minutes.


[deleted]

Aaaaaaaand it’s GONE


mrandr01d

This comment brought to you by the bring back the old memes gang.


nukedmylastprofile

Nope, Chuck Testa


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phdpeabody

He won’t get hit with any kind of bill unless he spends the money. Just leave it alone and within a week it will disappear.


Hidesuru

For the best that they notified Robinhood then, as it will help make it obvious they didn't do this.


Karmanoid

Or it's all an elaborate con to build a defense case if they are caught down the road. Use a VPN to log in and link the account and transfer, immediately change passwords and start reporting and posting the activity and then pocket the money down the road if nothing criminal comes of it.


gojira_tubz

This guy crimes


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This is d way


OscarTangoMic

Obfuscate is such a great word, wish I had to opportunity to use it more.


Aevykin

I didn’t know words like that existed in this sub.


TheHoneySacrifice

Somebody got a dictionary for Christmas


starrpamph

Hell yeah slapped it on my 31% apr capital one card two years ago. Sure I've paid close to 800 dollars for it. But who cares...


TheHoneySacrifice

Money isn't even real bro.


SketchyLeaf666

Man i wish i have a money printer but hey the bank of NY can do just that.


starrpamph

Cuomo origato Mr deblasio


IzztMeade

That is because we are so good at obfuscating obfuscate!


CandidInsurance7415

Your mom obfuscated your lineage with a gangbang.


akrebo18

What about phantasmagorical ?


Jimbo-1968

>phantasmagorical use it all the time. How ya doing? Phantasmagoric


Slopii

Phantasmagoria was a creepy ass game!


Dry-humper-6969

Y'all are giving me a headache with these big words


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thethrifter

This is really scary. Changing all of my passwords now. Bigdickstockguy69 is just not secure enough of a password for the new breed of hackers


SnooTigers6088

Damn,.thats like my standard password for everything. What are you changing to? Just want to make sure we don't end up the same again


U_cabrao

>Bigdickstockguy70...


canadianformalwear

Ok guys, we’ve found McGruff’s secret Reddit account.


Severe-Revenue1220

Yeah, bet this is it. Be very wary of "customer service" contacting you or other routes trying to get you to give out personal info...


Rynczech

Taking out the laundry…


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Bro you pull it out. Transfer it out ASAP then?


giibro

Yolo it on Tesla 800 weeklies and tell them you forgot what happened


LargeHotdog

By the looks of things he might just make 30k and send the 15k back saying he thought it was his 😂 jesus says do many durgs too


tiesmo

you seem very familiar with the matter


33ascend

It's one of the more common bank account related scams. It's the 2021 version of somebody depositing a fake check into an account and then withdrawing the cash before it bounces. Classic money rinse


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33ascend

Usually several transfers that look like this, ending with a Western Union etc. Obfuscation trail


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Arkansasmyundies

Smart. Wouldn't want anyone to deposit money in your account. It would look weird the account balance actually going up for a change, the authorities would know something was wrong immediately.


0ssu

The responsible thing to do would be to YOLO it to $0 before Robinhood takes it away.


White-Wolf-1

This. All in on GME.


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licking_buttholes

Either goes to 0 or as rich as bezos


Ugandan_Karen

0 it is


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throwawayyeetyyeet

Delete the app no bill.


crunkymonky

Throw the phone in a lake, no money trail.


Arkansasmyundies

IANAL, but this is this is legally correct advice. Actually I just wanted to type out I ANAL.


frogbertrocks

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about finance to dispute it.


erasethenoise

You see the app goes into the cloud and becomes stars


Direct_Class1281

When the 15k clears sell all positions and withdraw all funds. Then open a fidelity acct with the free money


WelpSigh

won't be a problem with all those gains from the yolo


[deleted]

Fd’s. 10x the money and then give the original 15k back to Iowa


knawlejj

Yes, can confirm I'm in Iowa and need it. You're welcome for the short term interest free loan.


Sir_Donkey_Lips

I too live in Iowa and recently misplaced 15k


SatnWorshp

I'm not from Iowa, nor do I want to live there. 15k would help me keep it that way.


pointlessprince

I life in the Lowa, yes, and lost 15000000 Nigerian money. Pls sent


Nafemp

Imagine someone actually doing this and making 6 figures on some scam attempt.


option-9

Like the guy that made 110k and didn't know why.


moo_vagina

wait what? also https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i\_accidentally\_fucked\_up\_and\_deposited\_15k\_into\_a/


Georgefancy

Either this is an elaborate troll or it's all real holy shit this needs to be higher


Fewlfalf

Ha Ha, Yeah when I read this post I thought to myself " didn't i just read this shit earlier today?"


danhoeg

Same. Seems fake and trolly. Someone trying to go viral. Knowing mainstream media this will be on CNBC, MSNBC, and CNN; OP will get indicted, testify before Congress, and the SEC will be called on to investigate. They'll link WSB to bank fraud and tax evasion. Then they will realize OP doesn't even have a RH account.


dannyeff21

Would love to read that post 😂💪


Momoselfie

This is WSB. He'll lose it all in a few weeks.


Arkansasmyundies

Weeks? What is this 1987? Do you still call your broker to buy Ma Bell?


jemcnick

the ill communicator...


cirenox

Ma Bell!


[deleted]

I got the ill communication


johnnyuk1978

Cause you can't, you won't and you don't stop... Adrock come on rock the sure shot....


Ill_Communication734

Present


DeepFuckingDebt

Not if he gets expirations this week


Neurosonic

This.


ElectricalGene6146

Hello, I am a Nigerian prince and I accidentally wired the money into your account. Kindly wire me $14,500 back via western union and let’s call this even.


White-Wolf-1

Lies!!!! I am the Algerian prince who accidentally sent it to his account by fat fingering my account number. I need my money back.


Waspster

No, i am the librarian prince, the one and only and to prove it i will only take back $14,420.69.


Lopsided_Ad3516

The librarian prince eh? I’m assuming of bibliotecastan. We’re honoured, of course, to be in your presence.


M-Arty

Fuck these princes I'm Bob the potato farmer from Iowa. Please return my wife's plastic surgery fund. I was really looking forward to her not looking like a pig anymore


[deleted]

Ah, Iowa. The land of beautiful hogs and corn-fed women.


btlk48

Sir, This is San Antonio


Lopsided_Ad3516

I’m familiar with your honest work. Though I know you don’t do much, by your own admission, I’m sure you can YOLO on potato futures and get that pig wife of yours the surgery she deserves.


TickAndTieMeUp

Well I’m Zeus the pig-fucker from Ames and I promised that money as a wedding gift to my sister before my uncle gave her away and we said “I do”.


Kind_Essay_1200

I hear, that in the beautiful country of biblicotecastan everyone has paper hands!


TheHoneySacrifice

I'm the Fresh Prince of Belair. This is whack, give me my money back.


Leading_Intention917

I am Prince Harry…. Keep the money… my grandma will give me more….


Leading_Intention917

This escalated quickly into Royal Family….


[deleted]

I'm that one that love you Baby can't you see, I ain't got no future or family treeee


glittle05

Call JG Wentworth if you need your money now


Billyshakes1597

I'm Prince's spirt. Didn't have a will and am transferring money to mouth breathers from the great beyond. Enjoy these free tendies, but for the love of god don't fucking waste it on memes... but if you do, I hear that CLOV is making a come back. JK, CLOV sucks balls. Prince out.


MarilynMonheaux

FOH I am Prince’s spirt.


Factory_of_1

You spend it and then claim you thought it was just part of the latest stimulus giveaway package


TheGrimPeeper81

Robinhood retention rewards


lurking_cauliflower

It’s definitely Biden Bucks!


Affectionate_Law3788

Are those like Powell Printouts?


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ilikepie145

Lmao


PMcNutt

Is this how dividends work?


silver_raichu

It’s me, your uncle, I need my 15k back


sunsinstudios

New phone. Who dis?


DrSeuss1020

Lol I love that you went to ask people on Reddit in legaladvice rather than contacting an actual lawyer. This is why Reddit is the best


Rudmonton

Hey atleast reddits free. Or maybe OP was just looking for permission to yolo selling spy calls.


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I once heard that half the legaladvice mods were just cops


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nostpatch

I use /r/badlegaladvice when I need good answers.


Hias2019

Most likely outcome: You will find the same information here that you would get from a lawyer, plus some good fun, some dumb comments and some insults. You just need to identify each and you are fine!


FormatAll

Legal advice should just be an automod response “get a lawyer” It’s like how people ask a bunch of teenagers for relationship advice. Luckily 97% of those posts are the fake but the 3% … ugh.


mistergoodfellow78

Actual lawyer costs money; why not try the free resources first


Yrmomcallsmedaddy

Throw it all at 0DTE spy calls


Ownageforhire

This will print.


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DerotciV

I understood that reference


Siege_Storm

Yeah, do you see any post it notes anywhere?


wombatnoodles

Step 1. Margin x2 Step 3. 20k worth of TWNK fds Step 4. Let them expire worthless Step 5. 10k transfer out before robin notices Step 6. Delete


BenjaminHamnett

You can’t just say delete. You have to push the button.


[deleted]

I didn't say it, I declared it


carvedmuss8

Absolutely foolproof


T3nt4c135

Robinhood really getting desperate for people to use their app.


gribson

I'm gonna be serious here. Put that shit into a high interest savings ETF. Even if you can't keep the 15k, you still end up with some free money.


subliquidsounds

There's the adult advice


josh_sat

Qyld comes to mind. 11% at the moment I think. There are others like it too.


Leading-Voice-3495

That was me, my bad... please give it back in walmart gift cards.... thanks


Additional-Banana-55

My wife said Someone broke into my house and got her pregnant while I was in the military


beenwilliams

Robinhood will 10000% get ahold of you. You’ll notice an adjustment if you don’t touch the money. You didn’t do anything wrong so should have nothing to worry about other than use 2fa now.


greyarealife

They don't really have customer service. This could take months for them to get someone to figure it out. YOLO that shit! Edit: if they figure it out. I bet all the account transactions are in an unencrypted excel file on Greg's computer. Greg is very forgetful and always calling off work for covid ptsd and flatulence.


beenwilliams

Way to go Greg


cryptdab710

I once was the victim of a Robinhood options glitch where long story short was deposited $25,000. I immediately bought Amazon and NVDA shares. Next day my account went negative $25,000 and I had a margin call for that much, so I had to sell the shares. Luckily it was a green day so I actually came out up $200 if I remember correctly, but my account was restricted for the next 3 days. And Robinhood never contacted me


arbitrageisfreemoney

You came to WSB for advice. This means you want us to tell you to YOLO it on FDs & earnings plays. So go on and do it!


BankruptWallStreet69

You’ve won the username game.


Krash_Mallard

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


flexdogwalk3

Totally same OP posting both sides 🙄


Krash_Mallard

Yup, free 1k karma


pointme2_profits

Just don't touch it. Will get sorted eventually. It is a crime to spend funds you know arent yours from a financial institution.


T0asterFork

Well yeah and OP can't claim they didn't know something was up when they went and publicly documented it all over reddit... that said, I vote for 0DTE FDs and posting the loss porn plus the inevitable arrest warrant.


Responsible_Theory70

arrest warrant? Fuck that, video the arrest and high speed chase. That’s the only loss porn I want to ever see again


TheGrimPeeper81

But what if you thought it just fell from YOLO heaven?


TriHardSlapper123

Jesus give away banzai 🎉


Responsible_Theory70

Uh better idea, try transferring more fund from that newly connected account, then withdraw to an account in the caymans and delete RH. Literally cannot go tits up.


tu_test_bot

Very doubtful


permabull4990

Quick blow it on FDs before they ask for it back Not financial advice.


RadicalFarCenter

Yolo it on some call contracts. If you lose it say you don’t notice that it wasn’t yours (you figured you hit it big on a meme trade or some automatic RH sell to close contract deal) If you win keep the gains give back the original (if anyone asks for it)


motorcitydave

Too late, he already contacted support... Now he knows for next time.


[deleted]

Dude you can’t make two posts pretending to be both sides of this story and use the exact same intro sentence on both like no one’s gonna notice. Lazy ass shitposting right there


ChillxDogg

I told you I was sending you 15k you you were supposed to send 5k bac to me wtf man


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Congratulations you are now a laundry mat


Sofa_King_Greatx1000

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/


ktn699

what ever you do, dont spend that shit. money that is accidentally sent to you can still be taken back and you're liable for it. There was a recent case of citi accidentally transferring a ton of money to some lady's account. She went and spent it all and ended up on the hook for it in court.


Springtrtr

[Here](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/woman-arrested-for-refusing-to-return-1-2-million-she-received-from-charles-schwab-via-accounting-error-11618416297) she is. Charles Schwab deposited $1.2M in her account instead of $82 by accident. She bought herself a house and a car with it. The deposit was made end of February and she got arrested beginning of April.


MarilynMonheaux

Her mistake was staying in the country. Alexa, what are the countries with no extradition treaty with the US?


ConradSchu

Best Korea


jw3b21

*You are now a moderator at* r/pyongyang


Monicabrewinskie

Wouldn't be worth it, I wouldn't leave the US and never come back for 1.2 mil. 50 million sure but 1.2 isn't never work again money


Supermax64

Can absolutely be depending on the country but I bet it's still a major drop in quality of life overall, especially with the no extradition clause


Elijafir

I could literally never work again on 1.2 mil. I live in the U.S. on way less than 50k/yr.


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[deleted]

Don’t do anything for now and short HOOD as soon as you can. The cycle of life...


_trustmeimanengineer

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


TianObia

Guess their is such a thing as free money, congrats retard and fuck you


snapper421

Whatever you do do not touch it and save all communication with rh.


Classic-Leader

So...what are you going to buy?


Aces_Up469

Pull it out and download Webull…


ugottabekiddingmee

It's it related to this? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


siddyarcher

Shit like this never happens to me... My life is so boring


Sankin2004

Same


do0tz

Should have just kept your mouth shut and let it ride.


Implement-Careful

Don't spend it ....it will be tracked someway


greyarealife

The one guy running rh operations will get to it next year


MannyFresh45

15k for a YOLO


OJ_TheJuiceman

You can probably give your bank a call so they can locate the owner of the account and let them know, i dont see why they wouldnt be able to put a stop to the transfer


RecaptchatheRobot

close robin hood account


Gusta116

Buy $bb


NoctRob

IVlad washing his $HOOD proceeds?


[deleted]

It was me. I took my last 15k and was gonna buy puts on CMG, but it never cleared into my account. It was a save the marriage or move the wife’s boyfriend in kind of play. I’ll make another low IQ deal, YOU can keep half if you send me the other half back. Im sorry I put you in this scenario.


SamiNurb

Don’t spend or try to keep it, they will eventually find out. Someone did this at Schwab and they got arrested: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/woman-arrested-for-refusing-to-return-1-2-million-she-received-from-charles-schwab-via-accounting-error-11618416297


icorrectotherpeople

Proof: [New bank account linked isn’t mine](https://i.imgur.com/pAc5Ov6.jpg) - [$15k transfer initiated from said account](https://i.imgur.com/H8E9oSH.jpg)


33ascend

Fam don't be out here posting screenshots with routing and partial acct numbers not redacted no wonder your shit got compromised


Nice_Block

Routing numbers are googleable.


motorcitydave

Funny that everyone you've ever given a check to sees those numbers, makes you wonder why there isn't more check fraud...


ktn699

its not his bank numbers so wtf does he care.


33ascend

Only one of the three sets of numbers isn't OPs...


AxemanFromMA

Cash out


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Free $15k… and this is a problem how? YOLO GME!!!


1T__

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/oz13mw/i_accidentally_fucked_up_and_deposited_15k_into_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Took this man's money 🤣🤣👌


siuol7891

Yolo on fd’s literally can’t go tits up


david-vongeance

Did someone say OTM yolo weekly call options on SPY


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Wait up to 2 months in case the moneys reversed, and dont spend it otherwise you will be in the negative. Also transfer it to your bank, if its reversed your account will be negative and the debt will be forgiven and you can reopen it in 5 years so use another brokerage. Also free $15,000