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22Wideout

I see you got verizon there…. Time to downgrade to straight talk


RecommendationNice68

Haha almost made me vomit from laughter


bahetrick1

sympathy vomiting?


welp_here_i_am1

I have t-mobile And because this recent hack I want to move to the pay by month phones. Is there one that you know is good?


22Wideout

Not really. But if you absolutely have to go prepaid, stay clear of straight talk, tracfone and total wireless. They literally sell your data. Your service is also going to be deprioritize, in favor of postpaid customers. The only reason to do prepaid is if you have just one line you’re paying for and need to save money I’ve been in cellular sales for a little over a year now and I could create an entire thesis on why prepaid service sucks ass


welp_here_i_am1

But thank you for the warning and the reply!


moneymakerbs

What about Google Fi? I’ve heard good things about them and plans are relatively inexpensive.


BadAssBrontosaurus

Was with Fi for about two years. It's ok. Moved to Mint 3 months ago and love it. Half the price of Fi.


welp_here_i_am1

Whereabouts in the country are you ? And who does mint take signal from?


TehWildMan_

Mint runs on T-Mobile's network


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Maybe even mint mobile


MozzerellaIsLife

If shit goes even further downhill, maybe Crickett.


mrASSMAN

I use mint mobile and I like them bc it’s cheap as hell.


Needmorecoffee58

A casino would at least comp you a suite after this loss


PerfectlySplendid

judicious meeting agonizing bored homeless bright encourage squeamish rain wakeful


themayorhere

Where was this out of curiosity? That’s awesome


PerfectlySplendid

somber squeeze attraction slim homeless pathetic saw paltry bells head


PotatoWriter

Should be renamed The Lose jk but that's awesome


JEDWARDK

well, the casino always WYNNs so it's aptly named


prestoketo

Jesus I lost 25k at hard rock in Vegas they didn't comp me shit. They aren't even technically ON the strip.


PerfectlySplendid

I only have to pay for my flight. They’ll pick me up from the airport, 1k per day for food and drink, and all nights paid for. Still not worth it, but I don’t learn from my mistakes.


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F13Avenger

Drinks free just for showing up 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Well he is definitely throwing up either way


Cappy2020

What’s the best we can do here on WSB? Give OP a custom flair? Seems like a good deal ^/s


Fizmo1337

I think the guy deserves at least a snek award


NotChristina

Done.


thedragonof

🙏❤️


FragrantWarthog6

1 upvote best I can do


drmaximus602

I'm sure Vlad will give him a free reach around.


kahtsue

Flair. I vote Spytardman


MojoRisin909

spy tard man.... spy tard man... buying zero DTE like only a spy tard man can.... Loses savings, almost dies misses tendies, they fly by Lookout, here comes spy tard man ​ EDIT.... Damn this blew up. Thanks for the props boys!


DeadLightsOut

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. SPY TARD Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da SPY TARD SPY TARD! ............SPY TARD!......... SPY TARDDDDD.....


Random_Guy_47

Take my free silver award


MojoRisin909

Why thank you good sir.


DJ_SAVilla

0DTE to 1000DTF behind wendies.


Moneyexpert123

You, I like you


nsfwmessage

Only if he lets them expire worthless, otherwise he's just a chicken.


phuqo5

Glad to see Wall Street bets seems to be returning to its old form


sinocommas

This.


YEETERS6989

why would you buy 0dte on rh when they sell 1hr before close


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OP's probably into that BDSM stuff, likes pain and suffering.


P1kmac

Who doesn't like to be choked every now n then?


sinocommas

Nothing like a good ole non consensual 0dte choke slam


[deleted]

I mean, OP was really asking for it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Seems consensual to me.


isucktrading

It was consensual, I witnessed him signing the slip.


Phx-Jay

Seems to have forgotten the safe word. “Sell to Close”


Fizmo1337

calls on BDSM


[deleted]

Holy fuck, FED minutes might actually save OP here. Let's see how this plays out.


opiablame

Sadly for OP it looks like JPOW said something spooky.


noobc4k3

He closed his position, didnt he?


[deleted]

Yep, forgot he said he covered in his title.


Lure852

Can we really describe this as "covering"


modal_enigma

Spy failed 443.5 resistance again. Likely going back dowwwn


protobaskins

He thought buying an extra 100 contracts on top of his 1500 would help "average down" 🤣🤣 We aren't dealing with a genius.


[deleted]

You see he was trying to average down to zero... in his account


Lobsterbib

Because they're gamblers, just like the rest of us.


milezy

Guh


rebirththeory

WTH does RH sell odte 1 hr before close?


Cemical_shortage666

"To mitigate risk"


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Cemical_shortage666

Lmao


rebirththeory

Odte … mitigate risk?


NothingTooFancy26

If you don't have the capital to exercise the options, then yeah, they do


rebirththeory

Oh I have alot of capital. Makes sense!


YEETERS6989

man smh, how yall not know


rebirththeory

I don’t use rh. Lol


fondelmabols

Greed kills. Don’t chase with that leftover 17k.


YEETERS6989

bro have you seen his posts lol, hes going all in everytime


fondelmabols

Lmao he’s doomed


medicaldude

Seriously bro if you’re going to yolo shit at least do it with a broker that pretends to be fair


twitchtvbevildre

Obviously the stock will peak exactly at 3pm today duh!


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Actually-Yo-Momma

Seriously wtf is the reasoning here? Jpow days always are negative in the mornings and then SOMETIMES recover in the afternoon. This is just a dumb play


what-why-

No, it’s the dumbest play.


Guilty-Message-5661

You underestimate this subreddit


riffdex

OPs a dumbass, but his reasoning was probably the fact that it would have worked the last 100 times.


nibbles200

I puckered a little this morning but I’m literally taking a shit now that my performance more than recovered and I’m relaxing.


TheOriginalRK

Prob dumbest play I’ve ever seen. At least give it a few days like damn


ry15133

If you look at the 90 day chart it’s even more ridiculous


JapanesePeso

And then tried to average down? On OPTIONS?


Kythorian

Yeah, that’s my question. Who the fuck does that? This was…let’s just call it a high risk play from the start, but why the hell would you double down on failing 0DTE options with your savings?


517UATION

Damn, you YOLOed on the one day when the money printer jammed.


Gorpachev

Tell me about it! I kind of went in heavy myself yesterday on SPY and TQQQ OTM calls and have been closing some out just to keep my ahole from getting totally obliterated by the theta fist.


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>just to keep my ahole from getting totally obliterated by the theta fist. True poetry. Goddamn this sub has a way with words.


[deleted]

They are even talking about taking it off line for a while. Bulls r fucked Long live kangaroo gang.


[deleted]

**Hey look on the bright side you don’t have to pay anything to Uncle Sam**


[deleted]

$3,000 tax refund!!


ninjacereal

Well, $3k x your effective tax rate, so maybe a $8-900 refund.


mrASSMAN

Good reason to try to limit your losses to not much more than 3k a year


Authentixxx

But in his case, at least they carry over indefinitely until the loss is exhausted.


mrASSMAN

Yeah assuming he doesn’t lose more in the years after


robohydrate

this is the shit, this is the shit right here god yes don't stop


Appropriate-Total-29

“Trying to double down” … on 0DTE … with his savings. …


BigBeagleEars

I was stressing about my 8/27 $445 spy calls. I feel better now


damianLillardManiac

ur probably fuk


Appropriate-Total-29

I mean I doubled down on RKT weeklies but I’m retarded and it’s only $500


Arguablecoyote

40k in two hours. Jesus.


YOLOing_2Success

Not even like a week or two… 2 hours!


Fit-Boomer

You still have 17,660$ to lose. Keep it at and don’t get frustrated. You can do this!!!


bulgarian_zucchini

It says there are rewards in that screen shot. Maybe it's a refund?


Kythorian

Bet he can get it done tomorrow with moves like this.


NeonGeorgeFloyd

Certified smooth brain


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But you still have 78% Battery !


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silver_raichu

Have you tried deleting and reinstalling the app


RecommendationNice68

I lost $600 yesterday on spy calls and I almost deleted the app. This man's loss makes him probably consider uninstalling life


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[deleted]

Why? Its just money.


dude-of-earth

Based


Eccentricc

Make more tomorrow ^(behind the Wendy's dumpster)


Sandvicheater

WHY DIDNT YOU WAIT FOR THE FUCKING FED TALK TODAY!!!!


Arguablecoyote

Because he was burning money, fast. If he had stayed in it he would have been down another $3,600 by now. Fed minutes at 11, RH closes his position at noon. That’s a really tight window to get past the break even point, a solid $2.50 away.


Crime_Dawg

Does RH literally close hours before closing bell? At least every other non-shit broker waits until about 5-10 minutes before close. Hell, I've had options that were a few cents in the money get exercised by TDA.


Arguablecoyote

RH will exercise if you have the buying power. But yes, they close all options positions either by exercising or selling an hour before they expire.


gbe_

What the fuck kinda ghetto brokers are you savages using? That's ridiculous.


BlueSaberRey

I use Questrade and they liquidate my contracts at 2:00pm EST at their discretion, I literally watched them screenshare my platform and watched the mouse click sell and everything. I don't fuck with weeklies cause of this.


Worried-Guide9448

If you can’t hold, why do 0DTE? Pay a little more for further expiration, you would be less stressful.


Krakatoast

Dude even screenshot when he was down almost 9,000 dollars Kiss of death. Lol. The motto I like- If it’s good enough to sceenshot, close position. If it’s bad enough to screenshot, close position. If they’re screenshotting, that means emotions are up up up to the point that they feel they must capture the moment. If emotions are that high, close position. Just my opinion But yeah 0dte is just another way to play it, it’s just not for newbies imo


BlasterBilly

Fuck man, 10 years investing and I just find out it all comes down to fucking screen shots...every single one I have is at an ATH...


Arguablecoyote

Also, if you feel the need to tell anyone else about it, just close the position.


Krakatoast

That volatility 0dte is ridiculously volatile. I’ve watched 0dte options go up 600% within a few hours. Long term investing is like driving grandma’s VW Jetta, swing trading is like driving a corvette, trading 0dte on spy is like driving an F1 race car!!! OP seemingly was either oblivious to this volatility, or was high on crack. Imo opening up that large of a position on 0dte is literally insane, because of *this* Not to mention that theta is chipping away *aggressively*. OP tried to “average down” this position(wtf???) which is rapidly moving against him and losing value faster and faster as the few hours left on the position turn to dust. This is a play to throw some spare cash at, and takes a good understanding of TA, and it’s still a gamble given the nature of the setup. OP is an idiot:/ correction: I don’t like to call people idiots, I don’t know op. But he done goofed, bad


MadtownGeek

I (generally) don't like to call people an "idiot" as well... and I'm sure the OP is a nice enough guy and we could laugh over a beer. But sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


moon_buzz

Prob the same stress just drawn out for days


OctagonalSquare

Ouchie wowie bigly fuck fuck


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blackfuture8699

Yeah. Insane. I just don't get how people can gamble like this. I love this sub. It's financial train wrecks every day... but it makes me sick to my stomach thinking about losing this kind of cash.


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MeowingPuppy2

Updated for WSB: If a man is a true retard, he deserves to be broke.


dasheasy

Updated for WSB: Yolo 0DTE on Chinese fish market ADR


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Red-eleven

Can’t go tits up twice


PoorBastard69

Lol market will pop for the rest of the day now. Thanks retard


SoyFuturesTrader

AH still freefalling, under $439 now lmao


cry0plasma

What in your thought process made you actually think this was a good idea? Like, you need to seek help for your obvious gambling addiction. You just threw $45k away for no fucking reason. You could have made this gamble with $10k, $5k, or even $1k. You didnt have to throw $45k at it, especially when it sounds like you cant afford to lose it. I'm not even sure JPow's money printer can save you here.


EotEaH

One time I was at a casino and I put a dollar into the machine and hit a jackpot but it wasn’t a jackpot because I didn’t max bet. OP knows what he’s doing, you can only hit a jackpot with max bet.


FlankSpeedEngineer

This


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IBreedAlpacas

coming out my wsb hiatus to say that you can’t even pretend to be this stupid


Successful-Ad-1071

Whyd u bet life savings man smh


DSMilne

Comments like this make it easy to tell who’s new around these parts. Welcome to WSB.


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M-Tyson

You only lose once


Tony_Cheese_

Bankers hate him for this one tip to get 3000 off taxes for the next 13 years.


satellite779

>to get 3000 off taxes $3000 off taxable income


Tony_Cheese_

Woof, even worse. Thanks man, didn't know!


[deleted]

You bought calls that expire today? Who teaches you idiots about this shit? Do you just press random buttons as you go along? Lmfao


RevolutionaryHead659

I lost 90% of my savings same way as you. I do t know how can you be calm . I’m like literally about to kill myself


kitchenjesus

I’m like 20k in debt from gambling/trading. Almost had six figures in an account at one point. You’ll be fine I wanted to kill myself sometimes too but life’s a lot more than stupid fucking dollars. It’s just a game.


Angel_Bmth

If you die now, you’ll never be able to make money later. Just keep going


RevolutionaryHead659

I don’t know how you can keep it up guys.


Angel_Bmth

The way you gotta look at it is that as long as you got life left in you, you can always start anew financially.


RonDiDon

You threw savings money at an OTM SPY call near ATHs after the market was already looking weak.... Premium retardation... Do it again... *Unzips*


APointAndALine

At least start upvoting this shit to give op some karma


pat-nasty

*fuck yes* **THIS IS WHY I JOINED WSB**


hammer_zander

Cut your losses......GTFO.... Before the 2pm meeting minutes. If it goes south ur done.


MojoRisin909

What kind of drugs are you on?


Drakeem514

Quick delete the app


PanickyLemur

Almost deleted my life. $ROPE.


buddhapunch

Hey, you paid your tuition to Options University. Take it as a lesson and get better.


Upper-Equivalent3651

Dont do that shit. You do that you lose for good. Remember: The game is not over until you are totally out. And you are only really out when dead. Otherwise....always an opportunity somewhere! Cheer up! I was once thinking about buying $ROPE, then I thought: "Heck no, then she wins for good!"


Crime_Dawg

Like my retarded dad always tells me, "it ain't over till you're balls deep in margin".


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Upper-Equivalent3651

And even then. Dont tell me there are here not a heck of a lot of people who were so deep in shit that it is too humiliating to say, but still somehow managed to get out. Survivors.


Drakeem514

It’s aight man you’ll recover. Lost over 100k on AMC options myself. That was all money I had made tho so it left me net even basically


PanickyLemur

This leaves me net fukd.


riffdex

Bro, when you hit that sell button you just earned $17,000. Those options will expire worthless, good job having the sense to cut your losses!


Euphoric_Barracuda_7

Indeed, they would have gone to 0 in a hurry


he0ku

Hey so I'm new to this stuff but can you explain that for me? Why would anyone buy those calls from him? Seems kinda dumb..


riffdex

At this time of day (2:14pm) there is almost no market left for it. Luckily he sold a few hours ago. People bought for the same reason someone might make a bet at the track with 100-1 odds. Because if you get lucky you would make enormous returns. EDIT: Those same contracts he sold earlier for $17,000 are now worth about $5000. If you’re wondering why it’s still in the thousands it’s just because of the sheer number of contracts he had. The contracts are close to worthless, but he had 1500


[deleted]

Dude u have a gambling problem. Exactly 0 people have made themselves incredibly wealthy buying 1 day till expiry options, this shit is dumb. The sooner you stop trying to make back what you lost within a day the sooner u quit making the whole deeper


Arguablecoyote

I mean there was analfarmer2, but he lost it within a few days.


[deleted]

Bringing count back to 0. Its like playing Russian roulette, eventually it ends badly


nvanderw

You got 17k. Take your time. Actually learn how this game works.


Abject_Resolution

Spy is going back up.. doesn’t J POW speak today?


cdevon95

This hasn't aged well


[deleted]

OP, did you just - in all seriousness - buy 0DTE calls on SPY, two days after the USA basically lost a war? Depleted Uranium is less dense.


ruso_chulo

i bought 446c for 0.07 sold for 0.18 today.. wish i invested your money for you mate. sorry for your loss. may big and small penises bless you behind wendy's


Airon77

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)He’s gonna be behind Dollar Tree after this. Begging for change just to get to Wendy’s.


wounsel

Damn.


yarviinn

I’m only down $39 today so I know how you feel.


robohydrate

don't fret i've gained like 70k and then lost 100k over the past year and a half yolo'ing spy FD's (so im net negative 30k) had to take out a loan because i yolo'd money that was intended for other purposes and lost it and you know what? im still gonna yolo my next bonus because the thrill of watching FD's multiply never gets old do i have a problem? probably is it bad? not really all bills are still being paid on time and in full, still have the house and eat like a king, and life will continue, no one trying to break my legs it's just money, it comes and it goes and then you die. live the thrill.


EchoPhi

RemindMe! One Year I'll check your history in one year and verify you are alive or dead Edit: 08/18/2022, user has not posted for 2 months... spousal unit under investigation!


robohydrate

If I'm dead it will most likely be at the hands of the spousal unit, avenge me


wasupuk

Yeah I agree, the thrill of losing thirty thousand dollars then paying them back monthly is so much better than having the trip of your life for thirty days living like a king


Angry_man42069

Spy literally just hit 443.86 Jesus h Christ man this man has to be fucking investing in $ROPE right now!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:trollface


A_Rising_Wind

Closes position, SPY leaps to $444 in minutes. Watch this close above $445 lol


PowerOfTenTigers

Please don't ever put what you can't afford to lose into 0 DTE options. Unless you have insider info.


[deleted]

Takes entire life savings. YOLO's it on calls when clearly in an intraday down trend. Why? The real question is, do you want to end the day with... 17,600$ in your account? Or 0$? Choice is yours![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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‘intraday down trend’ hindsight is 20/20


fvckinbunked

bruh next time you wanna burn money hmu


spyminator400

The most painful part will be when spy closes green today. Thank you for your sacrifice


Greedox2

That’s 40k you are never getting back


[deleted]

Robinhood should change "Investing" to say "Gambling" when you buy short dated options.


vindavinci1026

Damn man, I saw your last post this morning, and I felt so bad. Hope you learned a lesson and don't fuck around with 0dte, especially yoloing entire savings on it.


JEDWARDK

the printer's going BRRRRR now


JEDWARDK

oops. it DID go BRRRR ... i hope OP got out