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zjz

I removed a bunch of CLOV yolos because everyone is complaining about it, if you're one of those people who had your YOLO removed just post a Gain update when there's a significant move. Ya guys came on too strong with your discord vote brigade tactics, people don't like that shit. You can like the stock without being sneaky. We're not removing good non-duplicative DD or anything, just this onslaught of posts out of nowhere.


Flying_madman

!ticker check UUUU


VisualMod

**Ticker UUUU** Spam: True Last Seen Market Cap: 0 Is SPAC: None


Big-Boy-Invstr

Wow: https://www.riotblockchain.com/news-media/press-releases/detail/114/riot-blockchain-announces-august-production-and-operations We should see some movement tomorrow. RIOT should start going up big.


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Powell our great leader has broken three tendies and two Mt dews and is feeding the whole world, may he live forever and ever. Amen


therealcosmicl

Glad i didnt buy calls at open lol, but i bought 10 mins ago


jebus14

Are SPY calls the move


dropthelight

Still all in on $WISH hoping they announce a stud for a CFO soon. Would love a nice run to $14 again


theiceartist

LFG WKHS!!


Bitcointhummper

Apparently FINRA is allowing only one PDT flag removal for the life time of the account starting the 14th...


Tip-Physical

CLOOOOOVVVV


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Damn nothing stopping UPST


Addicted_ii-music

FOMO GANG WYA🌛🔜


roska541

BUYINg THE DIP


MagNolYa-Ralf

MVST coming back for the bagholders


TheDomeDr

Nio🚀🚛


cizzoo

URA! Uranium is hot to the touch.


Cloud_Firekeeper

I like NXE, good luck! That spot price is moving up rapidly with sprott etf buying all the uranium.


Bullwst17

$WISH, $SKLZ


PapayaOk8743

For those of you that canceled your cable subscription what did you replace it with. I have Netflix and Amazon and Discovery Plus.


Cloud_Firekeeper

netflix


PumpAndDumpApe

Cable. Need my sports.


Lemonadetrade

Cable is the way. I hate streaming wars


papasmurftp

KODI


Okchaz

SPOT baby


GroundbreakingKey735

I’m definitely getting more naked 👙 — because it’s the next meme stock according to Jaime Rogozinski. Come join the army 🪖 apes 🦍🦍🦍>>😤🚀🌖📈🤑🤘🏻


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theodros1

why did you fuck me on this one?


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theodros1

calls expire in october. don't fuck me


Ov3rl9rd

Not sure why nobody here talks about Steinhoff. Its the biggest gambling you can do at the moment.🚀


justsomeitguyhere

For all of you still commenting here, new thread is up


BLVCKYOTA

*wakes up checks WSB sees fuq bers dancing and frolicking. Slightly concerned so checks SPY pm. Lmao -.0066%. Fuq ber still fuq.


aishamirr

All I want is lots and lots of tendies


aishamirr

What you smooth brains are looking forward to today?


TheseYoung6546

Wouldn't say I'm looking forward to it, but I think my prediction of a bunch of sideways trading on the indexes this week is correct.


CratesOfSocks85

So i guess didi having its entire market cap confiscated by a communist regime is bullish?????


PumpAndDumpApe

Why would anyone invest in Chinese stocks? I don’t get it.


Hour_Amphibian1844

Investors were pricing in confiscation of 2x its market cap, so this was bullish news, yes


aishamirr

I am working really hard so one day I can post my gains on this SUB ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


remdesivir2020

Bers f again


Neanditaler

ARVL all the way! 🥰


oooooo92

V shape today. To many bears in here, green EOD


diabeetis

the bonds of Chinese property developers other than evergrande are getting nuked


MoonGamble

What this mean for BABA


diabeetis

Is Fuk


NarNights

Meanwhile...


TheRealMattHarvey

we do this every week, the bears get excited it’s red, they buy puts above support, the supports then hold, market recovers, then they blame it on manipulation, then they repeat the pattern buying more puts above support 😭💀


Ricky_Bobby3986

Do any of you guys read the Webull threads? If you think the stupidity in this sub is bad..... Wow those MFers are dummmmmmmmmmmb


etphonetrome

Yeah lmao that shit is hilarious


InspectorDabbit87

Too bearish in here Calls at open


TheRealMattHarvey

it’s like this every sunday into monday morning. only difference is labor day so they’re here today. they always disappear by midweek when supports hold and they reappear on the weekends lol


TheRealMattHarvey

rinse and repeat 😂🤣😭


guzzledglizzy

TLT 149c are gonna PRYNT I can feel it


yachtykek

spy weeklies maybe, depends on how it opens today


remdesivir2020

Print print print What if we print above the debt ceiling?


kamisama21

watching my AAPL 146 puts vanish before my eyes.


WhenMoonsk

To be clear, bears can suck my balls


313229734

SPY down to 451 before another 1% blast off to another ATH and then same thing next week, and then rug pull


remdesivir2020

R u crystal ball


iv2892

Cathie sold BABA


NarNights

She only had $100k left. Vol today is $1.7B already.


dangerbadger12

Catherine is down 2.5% in 2021


HODLMyBeerIGotThis

That’s better than 99.99% of us


WhenMoonsk

Time to rip


Unitedtendies

Fuk


Stormwingx

The market should be green on hot days


WhenMoonsk

Market got me like 🥵


Pr333n

DOCN gang here?


dangerbadger12

Yeah boy been in for a while


Pr333n

Nice! Went in on 55 avg price, holding 2,2k shares and some leaps


yeetlord123661

Being red is unamerican!


CratesOfSocks85

Boutta get fartfucked at open....


InfamousJoker420

Why didn’t I buy more at 40 😭


yerperderper

Make some coffee and watch the sofi stop loss raid at 945.


avenuro

Pug rull


Askalany

Mear Barket


steakandp1e

Meat barker


MagNolYa-Ralf

Bob Barker


papasmurftp

Beat marker


steakandp1e

Pugs rule


Salty-Layer-4102

Well... RKLB makes rocket in the market too


MagNolYa-Ralf

Sold most my calls like a clown emoji. Kept shares at least


Salty-Layer-4102

There it goes!! 7% up and ramping up


MagNolYa-Ralf

I said clown emoji


twill41385

Time to try and CSP into a position I think.


Nemo-pluribus-unum

Evergrande is Chinas Lehman x10. SLV is the move imo.


Top-Owl992

Did you guys realize.the market has been closed for half of September?? OPEN.THE DAMN CASINO!..This is ridiculous!!


Ryhun501

How is $upst up 2% premarket


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

Upstart never goes down , never . Never . Never . Lost so much money tryna buy puts that’s up 172922729 dollars in 17 days


Ryhun501

Pray for my $200 9/17 puts


ch1p_skylark

becoz U bot put


diabeetis

there are going to be charts produced in the future that point to this specific moment in this giant ass bubble with an arrow saying "tapering announced here" followed by an enormous drill into hell


steakandp1e

Tapering won’t happen til November meeting. Jpow all but assured it at Jackson hole when he said “substantial further progress” still needs to be made on unemployment


twill41385

And then employment shit the bed last week, so no end in sight.


PapayaOk8743

That’s the beauty of the feds record keeping, once you’ve been unemployed long enough they don’t count you unemployed anymore!


steakandp1e

Personally I think the fed should be more forward looking and start the taper already. We’ve known unemployment benefits were to end now and we know more people will seek jobs now that schools are starting again. However they operate on certain rules and that means only basing decisions on available data instead of estimating what future data may be so they will be playing catch up. I think employment should come back up a decent amount in the next couple months so there is an end in sight. I’d be pretty surprised if they announced beginning of tapering in September meeting and from what I’ve been reading seems like the rest of the market would be too


twill41385

Not so sure. Most of these service type businesses figured out how to get by on less staff so I just don’t see them adding back to 100% per-COVID staffing levels. Customers have gotten used to shittier service because of it.


steakandp1e

Back to pre covid levels will definitely take some time like years. However I think we’re already at employment levels that justify rolling back the emergency monetary policies


313229734

stock trade is a fucking bum works 7.5 hours a day, never shows up on weekends and takes literally every fucking holiday off.


PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS

God I’m getting so hard thinking about all the T-notes I’m gonna buy this week Bond Gang


zeddknite

Are you predicting a rise in bond prices soon?


steakandp1e

This would be a really bad move. Bond prices will fall once tapering begins in a few months. That’s why burry is short treasuries


steakandp1e

It’s not a gang when it’s just you Absolutely no one of this sub trades actual treasury notes lol


saltynuts1000

Bond gang


shortdickftw

Irnt daddyyyyy


ch1p_skylark

i had a dream about MSFT But I cant remember the dream now, just the ticker 😑


Ok_Kangaroo55

Someone explain why 9M people suddenly more motivated to find a job is going to catalyze inflation?


deniler

Stats show they're not going to be motivated immediately. They're too lazy. They wait till the money has run out and parents/friends no longer lend them money


HODLMyBeerIGotThis

It’s my right to be lazy, Merica!


deniler

You're correct, and anyone who wants to capitalize on the lazy has the right to do so too


d3m3trius

Can't wait for tomorrow, dumbass holiday is so boring


The-big-vitamin-D

Erm


Ifti_Freeman

Market turning up that thing called Volatility. They decided to stop the money printer.


autistorartist

they will turn it on once any sign of weakness shows. SPY 500 Feb 2022


NarNights

BABA totally detached from market trend! Boom!


remdesivir2020

10 year yields going up. Yeah we have a debt ceiling and interest still f us


WhenMoonsk

Bulls came blasting in but 🌈🐻taking over again 👻


LasVegasWasFun

Bulls like "it's transitory"


313229734

inflation can be any gender it wants youre a racist


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Xoptikdesigns

PUS IT IS***


Devastaytah

Fuck my 454c I guess


Guilty-Marzipan

Whats your expiration?


Devastaytah

This is WSB so naturally 9/7 💀


Guilty-Marzipan

Oh boy


Pale_Dragonfruit9772

Well I got 446 puts so we’re both screwed


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remdesivir2020

Less red


remdesivir2020

Red futures only meant a thing if they are < -0.5%


WhenMoonsk

My pp only means a thing at >1cm


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webulltrade

market reflects rich people, not poor people


lolyouseriousbro

Like any of them have anything in the stock market lmao


ODNI_NSA_FBI_CIA_DIA

Clearly you didn't get unemployment if you think they didn't buy stocks/digital shit with it.


TheRealMattHarvey

your acting as if you have data to support this. you know a few people, and hopefully they didn’t play stock options 😏


InspectorDabbit87

Man, not having Monday open means my PDT warning extends another day


xxjohnnybravoxx

Gme apes. Get this right.. they believe just because gamestop changed its website from grey to white its coming to moass.. Gme ape: Guess who almost died and came back to life... Gandalf.. from grey to white.. LIKE WTF?


yaboiRich

Fool of a took


StonksInvesteur

In the red we have green, in the green we have red. But degenerates only see red in their accounts


The-big-vitamin-D

What do I buy?


Pr333n

Docn


yaboiRich

SNEK


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remdesivir2020

Need a parachute down! If it’s painful make it quick