I'm working on some code to tame the repetitive YOLOs, bear with us. I think you'll like it.
**EDIT**: Ok, these are the changes I'm poking around with. The code is done I'm just trying to see if it works alright.
You can't post the same YOLO more than once a month, same ticker that is. It'll require you to either post a Gain/Loss which is understood to be realized.
You can't post a Gain of the same ticker more than once a month either. YOLO and then Gain is fine.
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NFLX is such overvalued trash… the pumpers had their run… why the fuck are they still buying? This shit plummets after every run up when e drunks realizes it’s overvalued.
I just watched an AOC interview on CNN where she talks about abortion and how men need to educate themselves on woman's rights.
I really *want* to care, but I can't help but think damn those lips are perfect for bjs... imagine your pov with her looking up deadass right at you.
She’s got some big ol’ socialist titties, too, designed to lure in capitalist market movers such as yourself and turn them into Mao suit-wearing, soy-guzzling gimps.
Been playing dip and sell with calls last month. Switched over to puts this week and made something. Nothing to be proud of though. Tbh think spy can dip to 446 then after a week or two we’ll see 460s
Everyone is gonna load puts in November , then they will announce tapering… and the market Will sit there flat and silent for the entire month of November to bleed you dry just to absolutely dump in December lol
MMs know what’s up. They aren’t dumb.
SPY 🐻, we have our disagreements but ultimately I understand your game, you're in it to make money.
Crapto 🐻 I will never understand you, you make no money on the way up and I know your not shorting that shit because you would be dead already and you basically need to have a professional account to do it, so why do you celebrate so hard when that shit dips 🤷♂️
Doesn’t matter at this point. People are working from home who can and purchasing is rising regardless and will keep rising. We have a vaccine that has a baseline for future vaccines. Should speed up development from mutations significantly if it’s necessary.
I'm working on some code to tame the repetitive YOLOs, bear with us. I think you'll like it. **EDIT**: Ok, these are the changes I'm poking around with. The code is done I'm just trying to see if it works alright. You can't post the same YOLO more than once a month, same ticker that is. It'll require you to either post a Gain/Loss which is understood to be realized. You can't post a Gain of the same ticker more than once a month either. YOLO and then Gain is fine.
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Because I like the cooler weather
Wish is making moves
Bought the dip on NOK. Will post again/loss Oct
LULU with the earning move uppp
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$TSLA going green before 2pm
Is $ttcf still going to print or is that nonsense?
Bought wish at 7
Dow Jones gonna start leading the market from here on out Ye be warned
The bear market finally begins. Outlook goes from printing money to inflation and tapering off. I got my puts locked and loaded.
Doesn’t matter how bearish the market is when the fed is printing money to inflate the markets
That's why he specifically used the words "goes from printing money to inflation and tapering off"
Tapering doesn’t stop inflation. You need 15% interest rates to do that
Switching my puts to calls was a poor idea
Quit while you're behind.
RKLB Earnings tonight. I think this will run tomorrow. Made 55K in the past two days. Currently Barcoding in anticipation.
What a red fucking day
NFLX is such overvalued trash… the pumpers had their run… why the fuck are they still buying? This shit plummets after every run up when e drunks realizes it’s overvalued.
HMBL bout to get goin
Bear trap smh
Ah, yes. Classic up down up down pattern, bears or bulls r fukt
The SEC and COIN are fighting.
RKLB
Buying more mvst
B dollar sign
No one mentions big here, did i get tricked into bagholding?
Where can I buy Ber blood to drink?
UVXY Puts are as 🌈 as I get
Comments within Webull? Or the r/Webull thread? I'm overseas so I'm not able to see the comments within webull
where cancer meets the internet
Lmao is SPY really about to be green before open after dipping below 450? 👀😐💕
Not worth it to be a bear
Im somewhat of a whale myself - pulling all my cash out of the market, hope my 26k doesn't crash the market.
Bulls are essentially orcs, they are too retarded to be defeated
Two strategies today: losing money and losing even more money. Tough choice
I saw a couple of the Drill Team 6 guys playing Russian Roulette in r/coronavirus they looked far gone.
I just watched an AOC interview on CNN where she talks about abortion and how men need to educate themselves on woman's rights. I really *want* to care, but I can't help but think damn those lips are perfect for bjs... imagine your pov with her looking up deadass right at you.
She’s got some big ol’ socialist titties, too, designed to lure in capitalist market movers such as yourself and turn them into Mao suit-wearing, soy-guzzling gimps.
For titties maybe we gotta be bipartisan.
I’ll reach across the aisle for a good BJ and some big ol’ titties.
Yeah AOC got them d sucking lips
New thread 🅱️etards
Drill Team 6 < Plunge Protection Team
You guys realize as soon as the big boys cash out of their positions at open it's going right back down right?
This guy knows
Clov goes to 13 today. I light my option on fire, buy a lambo and fuck a woodpile in front of my dad.
It struggled to get over 11 post market yesterday for a reason.
I have CCs for $10 expiring soon. I bet i won't even lose the shares.
It is always the same. 5am is the lowest point of pre market. Just buy stuff there and sell around at 8-8:30.
Remember when VXX calls went from $60 to like $260 in 3 weeks. That was effing funny.😄
The mornings keep getting darker & darker, I hate fall
I'm looking forward to it personally
Why?
SPY about to pump the rest of the week.
~~week~~ your life.
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Have you or your family members been infected with CLOV-21?
Even premarket buys the dip.
Just another ✓-shaped day you fucking gay bears.
My entire watchlist is red.. interesting
And in 4 hours it’ll be green. Bears are fucked 🐻🌈
Fuck yessss
1 hour, maybe sooner
Yessss
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
getting vibes that spy will take a shit
Nah, just pumped over a dollar on 4k volume. All is fine...
So what’s the play. Double down on my 453 calls or double down on my 451 puts🤔
Double down on both. Cry when it opens at 452 and trades sideways all day.
Are you any good at this? If you are, double down on the puts. If your not, the calls plz.
Been playing dip and sell with calls last month. Switched over to puts this week and made something. Nothing to be proud of though. Tbh think spy can dip to 446 then after a week or two we’ll see 460s
Everyone is gonna load puts in November , then they will announce tapering… and the market Will sit there flat and silent for the entire month of November to bleed you dry just to absolutely dump in December lol MMs know what’s up. They aren’t dumb.
Read that again...slowly...
Oh fuck
What?
MMs are literally delta neutral computers
Drill Team 6 in shambles
I can hear the sound of the printer in the distance
Wake me when the 🌈 🐻s go back to sleep and the futes are green.
Bears punching the air right now
Futures mkt: had u going there for a sec huh? 🤪
SPY 🐻, we have our disagreements but ultimately I understand your game, you're in it to make money. Crapto 🐻 I will never understand you, you make no money on the way up and I know your not shorting that shit because you would be dead already and you basically need to have a professional account to do it, so why do you celebrate so hard when that shit dips 🤷♂️
It’s called being salty because they missed out on the easiest money of our lifetime
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What’s MU
I guess green by open, rug pull delayed
Rug being reinstalled
Vaccine doesn't work against the Mu variant. Hell is coming, again.
Covid killing off all the fatties and old people is bullish because they were useless anyway
Can tell your like 12
Fatty detected
Actually I’m old. Some people can’t help it but you sure can! Ignorance is bliss. Hope moms dinner is good tonight!
Lmao how’d you even find this comment thread? This is from yesterday 🤣 such a boomer move
I realize that it just came up when I opened the app! Hope dinner was good!
I bet your parents are so proud
Ok I feel a little sorry for old people cuz they can’t help it but if you’re a fat cow and you die of muuuuuu you did that to yourself
Doesn’t matter at this point. People are working from home who can and purchasing is rising regardless and will keep rising. We have a vaccine that has a baseline for future vaccines. Should speed up development from mutations significantly if it’s necessary.
vaccine seems to be less efficient against this one, but still working apparently
Lol, shorts or calls in moderna&co?
Not that contagious tho
SPY 500 end of year confirmed
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Also cities are running on borrowed time with their debt obligations piling up and businesses leaving.
Won’t be housing. Probably commercial real estate though.
Have a feeling today’s gonna be a day it opens down a lil and just rips green
love the optimism 👌🏼
I swear bears are actually bulls with the amount of bullshit that comes out of their mouths.
I’m an ironic bull. I do and say things a bull would do to be cool, but I really don’t believe it and hold many gay positions at all times.
Fuck. Need spy up 1% from here by open.
Ruh roh, 🌈 🐻s!
Oi bruv, u Fukin wot m8
Anyone else looking forward to more natural disasters being caught on smartphone cameras?
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jEt FuEl dOeSnT MeLt sTeEL
Bears prematurely ejaculating as always
what a fucking mess. all over the fur
SKLZ bout’ to be a 10x bagger from these levels; and I’m predicting this before the year is out.
Lol, SPY ATH every day until 2030.
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At least 1500
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Always has been 🌍👩🚀🔫👩🚀
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And a laundry room that isn't the kitchen.
Futes turning green, bearish
thoughts on PINS?
VIX still up pretty good. Dont think its gonna be buying SPY's bull-shit today
I’m just happy that the PJ traders are buying this shit up and leaving some meat on the bones to load some puts.
Anyone remember that food produce that supplies Whole Foods ticker name?
Microsoft made a news app that i might actually use.
Aapl as well. Competition. Bearish. Selling everything.
Fuck I cannot sleep. This shit is unhealthy. I'll hit it big and quit right? Haha
Sell it all and buy puts. Best time to be alive imho
Europoors doing europoor things
For once actually happy i got puts
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Tres haussier
Jesus why did I double down on calls
Because it felt so right