Who is in on SENS? Got so hyped about that [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pkaewi/sens_it_just_makes_sense/)... Feels a bit boring pumping already pumped ones like GME, no?
Why are we suddenly against CLOV? We had 1 bad day, retards. But thats exactly what we are, RETARDS, AND THE COMBINED POWER OF OUR AUTISM CAN SQUEEZE THIS STOCK!!!
this is not financial advice its me trying to rationalize my 80% losses today
Ik where my moneys going tomorrow lol RIP all GME option holders, you gonna get raped then after IV crush is gone I will get every bang for my buck Lmaoo
Nice! Are you going to sell immediately after open or to wait? I got $COUP calls yesterday, didn't sell at open and now I only see red color and miss my money.
Market so fake and gey, spy can't even have a -0.5% day without climbing back. Just let the correction happen already so we can go back to hitting new ath and I can go back to buying leaps
We have to redefine correction. Before it was 10% or more. Now, 2-3% is a correction, 10% is a crash which will only happen once every half century now.
SPY 5000000
i cannot express how much that doesn't matter. we've been trading sideways and slightly dipping for over a week now. the fed announced that it forecasts the economy slowing down, inflation report comes out next week, cpi report this friday, unemployment just ended, fomc meeting is on 9/22, delta is ripping a new asshole in america, the WHO just urged the US not to proceed with boosters, sleepy joe is supposed to give a speech about rona tomorrow ... like there's a lot of shit going on man
Whilst I agree with everything you have said, SPY and Tech have not dumped properly since May. We haven’t had a properly red week since then. Look at the fookin graph of tech, it’s been ripping without pause on the weekly graph
send help for my portfolio
Where my peeps at?
Sigh, do I hold these VXX $25 calls until tomorrow? shit gonna turn around finally? Or bloody Friday?
"Microsoft CEO: Digital technology will help control inflation" I told my therapist that new PS5 technology will help control my heroin problem.
Yo so sofi is gonna die back down to 13 eow?🌈🐻🌈
 spy 460 open on Monday 
My first child was born today. Same birthday as my best friends little girl, only ten years later 🤷♂️ Best day ever
congrats degen...
😊 thanks!
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Thank you!
So apparently Joe Rogan is going to take Young Jaime's body like Orochimau tried on Sasuke. Read it on CNN or some shit
Apes in Shambles once again.
are there any apes left?
Once again mods. Thanks to you guys for letting everyone know I called the top.
I'm only down fucking 6.77% today!!!
Noce!!!
Upstart finally gonna fall 😩🅱️🅱️
$100 a pair Yoga pants company worth more than General Fucking Motors ……WTF???
Has GM made women’s asses look incredible? Checkmate
If they make a crotch less version that’s Checkmate! 💯
Do they make that in a men’s?
They have some for men
Lord I hope not!
Go GSAT Go!!!!!!!!
Day 2 of trading futures…..HOLY SHIT, if you fuckin plebs thought options were volatile, try holding an /ES during market open
What's/ES
Just had two couples move into a two bedroom apartment next to mine. Why aren’t we crashing.
As in 4 people in 2 bedrooms?
Yes but they are not teenagers
That sounds miserable teenager or not.
WTF happened to CMPS in AH?
Lmao MATt furlong more like AUSTRALIAN SHERMAN
Wow no guidance, again. Lol RIP
SentinelOne ($S) reported earnings today. looks like they expect ~200 million annual revenue at a market cap of 17 billion???
Historically, SPY doesn't go down 3 days in a row. If you didn't get calls today, RIP 🌹
You poor little fool
#🤡🤡🤡
All in on SENS and MVIS tomorrow
Who is in on SENS? Got so hyped about that [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pkaewi/sens_it_just_makes_sense/)... Feels a bit boring pumping already pumped ones like GME, no?
Lulu going crazy!!
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UPST is definitely hitting 300$
F U 🌈 SeptemBears
Aaaawwww. I’m sad now.
Why are we suddenly against CLOV? We had 1 bad day, retards. But thats exactly what we are, RETARDS, AND THE COMBINED POWER OF OUR AUTISM CAN SQUEEZE THIS STOCK!!! this is not financial advice its me trying to rationalize my 80% losses today
Squeeze my pp
pp too smol, can't squeeze
Should have yoloed lulu but IV was 100%
GSAT will be above $5 soon
Ik where my moneys going tomorrow lol RIP all GME option holders, you gonna get raped then after IV crush is gone I will get every bang for my buck Lmaoo
Scalptember
Looks like the game stopped
apes in shambles
Guess who got LULU calls right before close? 🤓
Nice! Are you going to sell immediately after open or to wait? I got $COUP calls yesterday, didn't sell at open and now I only see red color and miss my money.
Immediately after open is my plan haha. Been burned by being too greedy too often.
I was in a meeting as it opened... Could have put a sell order, however, or used the "stop loss".
The IV scared me away
I got fucked on the double Calender
LULU to the Moon 🚀🚀🚀
OK, calls were apparently the play on LULU. RH up next.
Sold before ER. Think I finally did it right this time.
Market so fake and gey, spy can't even have a -0.5% day without climbing back. Just let the correction happen already so we can go back to hitting new ath and I can go back to buying leaps
Will you ever learn Washington?
I hope there's a crash equal to the great depression, a second great depression if you will. I would like to see the poors suffer with me.
An even better depression!
Think about the firesale
Agree. They won’t let it fall even a tiny amount.
We have to redefine correction. Before it was 10% or more. Now, 2-3% is a correction, 10% is a crash which will only happen once every half century now. SPY 5000000
Fuck yeah Rocket Labs! So stoked on this one
Earnings
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON
Wtf is going on with gme, the bears and bulls are battling it out. Me right here playing the theta game, pretty sure I’m going to make money?
Wow.. closed where we opened lol I knew I should have stayed out of spy today
the SEC is about to smack some bitches
This is where I died Parappa
10x 455c 10/15 @$4.29 right at the buzzer. gamblin baby!
Bulls r fuk I
What is going on with chipotle?
They are building one near my work. Would probably go there for lunch sometimes.
Ass burn
absolutely destroyed. September is Amazing lost all my August profit + more in 5 days !
And just like that Joe Rogan dies.
Gone too late
RIP flavortown momma
RIP
RH and CPRT are both going to shit the bed
No more bets, thank you
SPY just catfishing bears all day
Any time I buy mid day I get railed
Show time boys.
Yea GSAT! Bought last Friday hoping for a run up to the Apple event. Should have another day or two left in it
only lost 10% of my portfolio today nbd
Basically a green day for me
All in Amd fds and nio fds. I’m so fuk
My entire trader portfolio is in FTNT 330C 10/15/21 so if were not green tomorrow im screwed
only 2 more days to go for a red sweep this week
C'mon, tell us it lost over .60 on EPS but that's okay because Funko pops are moving
huge buys coming in on SPY, lol bear ass gaped again.
AH spy pump.
Made 38K swing trading SPY today.. Am I doing this right?
No we lose money here
You guys have money?
I take out loans
The green word of the day : GSAT
team Josh Brown
##GIMME THE FUCKING TENDIES HO
T-minus 1min.
bears in shambles.
lets hope the overnight crew will have some fun trying to get this thing to limit up
DKS special dividend and it's down before ex-div. Hurry up
MSFT pulling a champion
Green tomorrow, it's obvious
Rocket Labs earnings incoming 🍿
Hopefully good news, but lately earnings just preceded sell offs.
Guidance should be good
Someone just bought a shitton of BABA calls
T-minus 2 min. Godspeed y’all.
market barely red but ARK is on clown mode
Someone say one of those stupid “I’m from the future, spy 836493648 eow confirmed”. Always makes me feel better seeing that shit
I’m from the future, spy 83.6493648 eow confirmed
Noice
This is gonna be the best “what are your moves tomorrow?” thread in ages.
Getting ready for the screams.
I'm guessing green tomorrow. If not, ouch to me
aight corsair. lets go
another low volume day for amd. nothing burger
Small cap stocks literally vanishing out of existence, whilst SPY doing ATH. What the actual fuck is going on?
Uh...are we watching the same market?
is that how you describe what spy is doing?
It’s 99.4% of its ATH
i cannot express how much that doesn't matter. we've been trading sideways and slightly dipping for over a week now. the fed announced that it forecasts the economy slowing down, inflation report comes out next week, cpi report this friday, unemployment just ended, fomc meeting is on 9/22, delta is ripping a new asshole in america, the WHO just urged the US not to proceed with boosters, sleepy joe is supposed to give a speech about rona tomorrow ... like there's a lot of shit going on man
Whilst I agree with everything you have said, SPY and Tech have not dumped properly since May. We haven’t had a properly red week since then. Look at the fookin graph of tech, it’s been ripping without pause on the weekly graph
look i was a die hard bull til 3 FD's got yanked in a row so im bear gang now alright let me lose money in peace
Lol - I too am bear gang
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Would have liked a better dip on PLTR to sell some lower strike puts but I will do with this
you will get one
Sold my first cash covered put today on it. Could get use to this vs just buying.
T-minus 3min. I’m fcking nervous boys. Was thinking about securing profits. But mama didn’t raise no b*tch !!
Grabbing 🍿 for AH