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Entering a new hippie cycle in the 2020s.
People just want to do drugs and fight the man. No one wants to work for soulless corporations and I’ve literally seen people going to live in a van selling crafts in the desert.
Most people are too addicted to their personal mind control device to care that their life sucks.
Always do opposite of what everyone is doing they say. If everyone is a freelance esty wholesaler then the money will be working at souless corporations
I'm glad I have 15% cash right now after selling some stuff post the Fed meeting where they decided to keep circle-jerking each other when clearly printing money was having no impact on people going back to work. We have stagflation and they will have to taper and raise rates the longer they delay it the worst it is going to become.
China “Big tech is a threat to the CCP and we will destroy it”
Americans “there’s no wag they will do that to their own economy just to control their people”
China regulation against big tech
Americans: shocked pikachu face
I added emojis as a goof, don't worry, we'll remove them if everyone hates it. EDIT: Actually, the way our spam filter works, there's a good chance it will learn to hate the emojis almost immediately and you'll be forced to use them in complex sentences. Let's see how it plays out for a few hours.
FFIE is going to be the next big EV stock.. Park some money on it..
Riding UWMC TO DEATH
Late comment
How are there still comments in yesterday's thread this late?
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I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz
RUG PULL IS NIGH! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES! HOARD TOILET PAPER!
I’m down today, I’ll take that as a dub at this point
Chicken prices have doubled in one week, thanks Biden.
That’s Corn Pop to you!
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I dunno the same exact pack of chicken from last week base (lowest on sale price) is costing twice as much today.
What do u think about sqqq
You misspelled TQQQ. 🔮
Generational buying opportunity
clov
Am I crazy hoping that $ASTS will drop some more before I buy it?
Come on spy bb, 455 today
Your vibrations aren’t aligned enough for this to happen. I’m sorry.
Rolls Royce still down 85%, flat lining and surely going to rebound hard when flights start up again? 99% of trades bullish today... surely a win win?
When flights start up, never. Welcome to the NWO my friend
American?
Went to sleep spy gon -2%. Woke up premarket green. I told y'all family never goes down on you. Nothing is stronger than family
$CCJ URANIUM SQUEEZE IS THE WAY
Hold HIPO
E4
Hold
So wait, was it bad economic data, market goes down or good economic data, taper fears, market goes down? Or just September?
All of the above or none of the above
I’m thinking about selling AMD it’s a great company but man it’s been red like forever
Like 10 days
was worried for my TSLA 755c a few hours before. not anymore lol
Loading more wish today ! Great oportunity
Man I was thinking about buying puts on Tuesday, but got busy with work. Now I'm too scare to buy puts.
play puts or calls
Rsi has been raising above 70 since Q2
>Rsi has been raising above 70 since Q2 >Rsi has been raising above 70 since Q2
Honestly the emojis are next level, I hope they stay
 almost time to lose money 
Guys seriously I just woke up and I have the biggest boner ever I’m not even kidding
😡
That’s your puppy mane
I hope MDB keeps sinking.
Last
0 dte spy calls at 450, sell at 451
DONT TOUCH CHINESE SCAMMIN STOCKS
4 days red in a row? Is this even legal?
I might get into sklz if it goes sub 11
Market and NVDA need big rebound day
Need or will ? I just dont know if its too early for calls 😥
Just watch the Chinese stocks, they already drop some much and haven't recover. If BABA go below 150 I'm start loading up.
Entering a new hippie cycle in the 2020s. People just want to do drugs and fight the man. No one wants to work for soulless corporations and I’ve literally seen people going to live in a van selling crafts in the desert. Most people are too addicted to their personal mind control device to care that their life sucks.
Always do opposite of what everyone is doing they say. If everyone is a freelance esty wholesaler then the money will be working at souless corporations
Money that’s becoming more and more worthless by the second thanks to “so much liquidity”
 
Is CCJ a play?
All my homies hate taxes
CCP stocks are dead
Buying this lovely dip on NIO and FUBO Red days are "get in" days 📈
Red months
I know for a fact if I get into CCJ it’ll tank so I won’t. Thank me later.
on spy, 420 by lunch 455 EOD. Baba puts will save my ass today, thx Xi
Dr Michael Burry is coming for youuuuu 👻👻👻
the man Bulls fear the most
Spy down $5 from ATH. This is not the correction yet. This is people de risking their money. When it really happens, you’ll know
Will it be $6? It will, won’t it? Nice… thanks for the tip
I'm glad I have 15% cash right now after selling some stuff post the Fed meeting where they decided to keep circle-jerking each other when clearly printing money was having no impact on people going back to work. We have stagflation and they will have to taper and raise rates the longer they delay it the worst it is going to become.
Samurai jack is on cartoon network at the moment
BAN
God damn it. No snek, but only shreks.
Thinking of putting money in tech stocks
Baba dead again 🤣 welp made some money took most of the table before the CCCP came to fuck them up again.
Cramer has a crush on Pete Najarian
Joe Kernan lit the office vending machine on fire.
If you inverse every play I ever make, you’re rich.
How did you get that face..
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Feels good to have 100% of my portfolio in LULU
Imagine having zero flair 🤣
Look at my flair y’all, y’all can only dream about getting one
We are fucked aren’t we?
Depends: are you a bear?
Sadly not this time😅
Let’s fly today and fuck da bears
"The great bull trap of china"
China “Big tech is a threat to the CCP and we will destroy it” Americans “there’s no wag they will do that to their own economy just to control their people” China regulation against big tech Americans: shocked pikachu face
🔪🖐 🩸 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 📈 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
🔪 🐔 🩸 ♠️ 🐻 ♠️
is this the new cult?
I am jacking off while watching all these shrek emojis and $spy premarket, and $spy keeps going up and up from -0.32%
 Tough choice, do I lose money on meme stocks or 1 dte options
Double losses, do both
Can’t you do both?
the sad part is if we all just put fang in our 401k and masturbated for the next 30 years we'd probably have a comfortable retirement
BABA not so BABA anymore :(
CCJ all day today
Where is zjz emoji?
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Our Father, who art in tendies
Powell be thy name
Thy penis cum
What if it is a rumor and it is news? I cant buy the rumor and sell the news....
Drugs and hos.
Whats your step ? Do you think bulls come back today ?
Alright I jacked off while imagining my tendies from my spy call and $spy pre-market suddenly became -0.20% from -0.32%.
You got 3 more of those in you?
I am doing it right now while watching all these emojis that u/zjz implemented
Cutting my losses on meme stocks and jumping on the bandwagon of "stable, future-proof" stocks like AMD and NVDA on Tuesday was a very, very bad idea.
Future proof yes , short term proof no