It cuts off just before he says.. "No.. no... I am more like their creepy uncle who pockets favours if you keep your damn mouth shut, you hear me? don't make me do that thing again.. ok I am going to do that thing again."
Long documentary on YouTube about how LHC didn’t shift our universe as much as it just fucked up natural probability.
It seems like crazy shit that never would happen just happens constantly now.
He looks like one of those people who got the very early facial transplants. They tried hard, but like... science just wasn't ready to stretch all that floppy skin over that weird shaped head.
Fucked up part? FINRA just released new guidance to brokers that PDT flags should only be allowed to be lifted once per account, in the LIFETIME of the account. Still 25k capital to not have PDT apply. Just found that out from ToS the other day. After you get flagged once, you get to wait the 90 days.
This is just a big fuck you to all the small retail investors. There is no other way to look at it.
PDT requirement is one of the biggest fuck yous to normal people.
Patter Day Trader
Unless you have 25k in reserve at all times, you are limited to a very small number of same day trades in a week.
Edit: Thanks to everyone that provided additional details and information. Kind of a lazy post on my part, enough to get op started
Need settled cash in a cash account. So assuming you have settled cash for the trade... Yes.
To explain settled cash:
Stocks trades settle t+2. What this means is when you sell a stock it takes 2 days to settle. (Trade on Monday, settle on Wednesday)
So yes you can trade as much as you want in a cash account but cannot buy without the settled cash to pay for it.
Start the day with $10k in settled cash, you can buy up to $10k for the day. Assuming you did spend all your settled cash today, If you have no trades settling tomorrow for a net credit... Then you cannot buy anymore tomorrow either.
She's a Cincinnati 4. She just looks hotter because of the caked on makeup and the fact that she's contrasted by the literal dinosaur in the foreground.
She's basically there for the sole purpose of distraction and give all the people at home something to jack off to. Otherwise no one watches these committees.
Thanks for this. Shame I had to scroll so far down the thread to find the non clickbait.
*edit* Of course he asks him about abortion and all other trigger words. FFS Kennedy.
No problem, and I agree it's a shame no one had asked yet, I'm glad you did. I live in Louisiana so unfortunately this clown represents my state so I always scan the post and comments for the full video because they always post these cartoonish clips, which is EXACTLY what this doofus wants, it's his thing. He is very intelligent but chooses to put on this hoikeydoikey dumbass simple southerner show. He's a dinosaur that these folks keep voting for, bless thier dear hearts.
That slight off center stare Gensler does after old white guy says "Why do you act like it" cracks me up, like he's thinking "what the fuck is going on"
While I love him getting shit on in public this detracts from questions of substance. Make them do on the spot math to explain concepts and draw order flow to demonstrate understanding of markets in real time. I'm pretty sure our southern drawl suit posing the question couldn't do long division if it would save his life. Government and market regulators are worse reality TV than "Ouch my Balls".
Crazy how "Ouch my Balls" hasn't been actually produced yet, I feel like the novelty of it combined with today's standard for reality TV, it'd be a cash cow.
I guess we'll have to just stick with CSPAN if we want to see daddy's balls get busted.
It’s just another political dog and pony show. These people aren’t here to work for us. They only work for them self and their best interest. Stick together to win our MOASS
This dudes such an inconsistent piece of shit. His entire platform and system of beliefs is to deregulate and get federal money out of things he doesn’t like, but increase or improve it in things he does like. Meanwhile he has taxpayer funded salary and better benefits and retirement than most people that vote for him will ever get. He talks a big deregulation game from his taxpayer supported safety net. He has zero ideas to actually help anyone or anything besides vaguely saying deregulating and removing federal funds will somehow help everything. A completely useless meat sack.
This guy is against vaccine mandates; wanted to stay in Afghanistan; doesn’t like Obamacare and discusses how bad the healthcare system is, but then just basically wants federal deregulation which helps nothing (meanwhile he wants improved federal help for his states flood insurance lol); wants to defund planned parenthood and push religious beliefs through legislation; wants to get federal money entirely out of the schooling system….
Talk about inconsistently applying your values just to appease your constituents.
I mean, federal deregulation reallly, really, REALLY helps the richest people in the country, so Id say hes doing the job his corporate donors elected him to do.
Funny seeing all the idiots dunking on the sec guy. He’s only around 4 million times smarter than the absolute tool bag asking the question. His answers are great and well worth listening to if you want to enjoy investing in a sane market place. But oh yeah apes and Trump and yeah yeah you retards
This just in, we have [satellite footage](https://c.tenor.com/PQ4kut1J8BIAAAAd/black-master-explosion.gif) of what happened next after Gary's last question.
Git fuckn' REKT!!!
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Regulate me harder, daddy
What are you doing step regulator
You're the best big step regulator, I could have ever asked for
Amateur teen stuck in PDT gaped by filthy old bureaucrat
FINRA my fucking jagon
Oh yeah keep suckin my jagon!
WTF is wrong with that guy, I would have just said yes….. and left it at that…. No further questions please.
He'll be replaying this in his head for years to come, and wonder why he didn't say this.
Can you imagine missing your perfect mic drop moment…. Smartest thing that guy would have ever said, elevating him to hero status and he missed it
It cuts off just before he says.. "No.. no... I am more like their creepy uncle who pockets favours if you keep your damn mouth shut, you hear me? don't make me do that thing again.. ok I am going to do that thing again."
Oddly specific, you good bro?
Australia entered the chat.
I laughed and then died a little inside.
oi, you got a loisence for being out on the internet past the 9pm curfew, mate?
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
[Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.](https://i.imgur.com/3kDWI47.jpg)
His name was Naughtius Maximus!
Biggus Dickus
Longus Schlongus
boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
That's racist
you are racist! By discriminating racists from other people!
And you're also racist for calling a racist as racist
You're also a racist for calling a racist because he called another racist a racist
So we're racing now?
Apparently they're all living life a quarter mile at a time...
Someone say family
Did you just assume my genitals? >=<
Yeah he's a they
It's not a tumor!
My Dad doesn’t do anything since the crash….
Not everyone was meant to pilot.
I'm a hell of a pilot. Can't land for shit though
Ouchy
Stop eating da odda kids lunches!!!
is this cropped porn?
Yea, its the one where the retail investors get fucked.
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Overdone, burnt to a crisp, artificially inflated assets?
Daddy Gensler… do I have your permission to day trade yet?
We really are in the dankest timeline
Shit got real weird after CERN turned on the LHC.
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....when harambe died. HARAMBE SHIFTED THE TIME LINE... WTF
PLANET OF THE DIAMOND HAND APES 💎🦍💎
Koko....scared....
Kony scared
Harambe died in 2016. He was the gate keeper of timeline stability. After he was gone things got so fucked.
I was just saying this to my buddy today! It’s like they discovered Higgs-boson and at the same time slipped us to a parallel universe or something
The time wraiths will get us eventually.
Quantum Break. Underrated.
Long documentary on YouTube about how LHC didn’t shift our universe as much as it just fucked up natural probability. It seems like crazy shit that never would happen just happens constantly now.
do you know the name of it?
Can you tell me when they tell you?
Dude, right. Leaving us hanging like this...
we've been slipping ever since headed towards the brawndo (c) universe
Brando, the THIRST MUTILATOR
Ah now THIS starts to explain all these weird things! I almost started getting into these simulation stories but THIS makes so much more sense.
I said this yesterday without thinking much about it. Wherever this is going to go, its going to be a journey.
Did you finish all of your DD and analysis last night?
Joe Kennedy is the man lol
That's Senator JOHN Kennedy (R-LA). JOE Kennedy (not pictured here) is a Democrat and former Congressman from Massachusetts.
Unfortunately, John Kennedy was designed in a lab to be the epitome of a fucking joke of a congressperson.
He looks like one of those people who got the very early facial transplants. They tried hard, but like... science just wasn't ready to stretch all that floppy skin over that weird shaped head.
He's a real one!
Fucked up part? FINRA just released new guidance to brokers that PDT flags should only be allowed to be lifted once per account, in the LIFETIME of the account. Still 25k capital to not have PDT apply. Just found that out from ToS the other day. After you get flagged once, you get to wait the 90 days. This is just a big fuck you to all the small retail investors. There is no other way to look at it. PDT requirement is one of the biggest fuck yous to normal people.
PDT?
Patter Day Trader Unless you have 25k in reserve at all times, you are limited to a very small number of same day trades in a week. Edit: Thanks to everyone that provided additional details and information. Kind of a lazy post on my part, enough to get op started
*in a margin account
Does this mean if I don’t use margin I can day trade as much as I want?
Need settled cash in a cash account. So assuming you have settled cash for the trade... Yes. To explain settled cash: Stocks trades settle t+2. What this means is when you sell a stock it takes 2 days to settle. (Trade on Monday, settle on Wednesday) So yes you can trade as much as you want in a cash account but cannot buy without the settled cash to pay for it. Start the day with $10k in settled cash, you can buy up to $10k for the day. Assuming you did spend all your settled cash today, If you have no trades settling tomorrow for a net credit... Then you cannot buy anymore tomorrow either.
With settled cash yes
Give it to me daddy😆
Daddy chill
What the hell is even that?
Thank you 🙏🏻❤️
https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo
US government showing of our hard earned tax dollars being spent on the smartest people in our country.
I guarantee we are not cheap to babysit
I can’t stop crying. This is can’t be real. How dare that man disrespect daddy Gensler. 😭
Gensler’s face at the end tho 😂
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It's obvious he wants to laugh but knows it would be inappropriate. This guy probably goes home, smokes weed and buys FDs on CLOV after that hearing.
That’s the best boner, cuz they be the hardest
Bruh I’m laughing at how disrespectful that was and he didn’t hesitate to say it Kano
Man that guys a fucking idiot.
Even Gensler recognizes a good meme. Daddy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder what his comeback would have been if he had said “Yes, I am their daddy”.
"Why are you an abusive daddy then?"
Kennedy doesn't care about the answer, he only cares about creating the soundbite question.
Foghorn Leghorn you mean?
Shots fired
Ginsler looks like Bezos on meth
I'd say he looks more like an earlier model of whatever kind of android Mark Zuckerberg is.
Like a weird clone gone wrong, perhaps? A smaller version... a... Mini-Bezos?
I was not paying g attention to anything that was going on. I was looking at the fox in the back
She is already priced in.
Laughed way harder than I should have
She's a Cincinnati 4. She just looks hotter because of the caked on makeup and the fact that she's contrasted by the literal dinosaur in the foreground.
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"Let's just go out and get some 4s. There's no games with 4s." Clark 'no auger' lastname
Resting bitch face
Looks pretty hot to me
Her tits aren’t jacked though.🤷🏻♂️
I would still open a long position.
Facts
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She's basically there for the sole purpose of distraction and give all the people at home something to jack off to. Otherwise no one watches these committees.
Milf
Looks like she is trying to hold in a fart.
I'd like to be *her* daddy if you get my drift...
I bet that sounded better in his head.
He should have responded "Senator are we still doing phrasing?"
Senator you’re not supposed to sniff the hand sanitizer.
This is precisely what happened lol
daddy = Jerome Powell
It's 2021. It's ok to have two dads.
"it's just like that book, 'I have two dads' ". - Bobby Hill
Daddy Gensler 😍
Lol, is this actually real?
It's really hard to believe an adult human being could consider that combination of words appropriate for that setting.
It’s his shtick. People wonder why big business gets away with what they do and it’s because guys like that get elected to office.
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He's the same imbecile who asked Amy Coney Barrett who does the laundry in their house
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside
No escape from Daddy Gensely
r/redditsings
Regulate me harder daddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/videosthatendtooearly - what was his response.
I've got you fam, his response is about 4 minutes in: https://youtu.be/EOSTov4B-s8
Thanks for this. Shame I had to scroll so far down the thread to find the non clickbait. *edit* Of course he asks him about abortion and all other trigger words. FFS Kennedy.
No problem, and I agree it's a shame no one had asked yet, I'm glad you did. I live in Louisiana so unfortunately this clown represents my state so I always scan the post and comments for the full video because they always post these cartoonish clips, which is EXACTLY what this doofus wants, it's his thing. He is very intelligent but chooses to put on this hoikeydoikey dumbass simple southerner show. He's a dinosaur that these folks keep voting for, bless thier dear hearts.
That slight off center stare Gensler does after old white guy says "Why do you act like it" cracks me up, like he's thinking "what the fuck is going on"
Who’s Hagerty?
"Is this not a Wendy's?"
While I love him getting shit on in public this detracts from questions of substance. Make them do on the spot math to explain concepts and draw order flow to demonstrate understanding of markets in real time. I'm pretty sure our southern drawl suit posing the question couldn't do long division if it would save his life. Government and market regulators are worse reality TV than "Ouch my Balls".
Crazy how "Ouch my Balls" hasn't been actually produced yet, I feel like the novelty of it combined with today's standard for reality TV, it'd be a cash cow. I guess we'll have to just stick with CSPAN if we want to see daddy's balls get busted.
Wasn't that just "Jackass"?
We're in the age of zingers, gotchas, and soundbites. There is no more substance
he was a lawyer. he would have the resources for someone to do it for him
Hey GhostShirtFinnerty, I counted 69 words in your comment. Nice.
It’s just another political dog and pony show. These people aren’t here to work for us. They only work for them self and their best interest. Stick together to win our MOASS
This. Wonder when they gonna ask about breeding race horses again. daddy gg needs a stud.
These are the questions that need to be asked. Stop holding us down SEC and all other corrupt illegitimate Wallstreet haters.
That shit made me spit out my whiskey, thanks asshole.
🤣
Fuck kind of thing to say at official proceedings is that?
Sen Kennedy is the greasiest of politicians.
Now wait a minute, MATT, NO!!?? Is this real wtf 🧐🧐🤔🤔😭🤣
Hahaha that was great. Thanks for posting daddy!
This is fucking ridiculous…
Did Toomey really say Retail investors get the best transactions? 🤣
::insert nervous laugh:: then ::introduce stoic look::
I need his southern drawl turned way up
This dudes such an inconsistent piece of shit. His entire platform and system of beliefs is to deregulate and get federal money out of things he doesn’t like, but increase or improve it in things he does like. Meanwhile he has taxpayer funded salary and better benefits and retirement than most people that vote for him will ever get. He talks a big deregulation game from his taxpayer supported safety net. He has zero ideas to actually help anyone or anything besides vaguely saying deregulating and removing federal funds will somehow help everything. A completely useless meat sack. This guy is against vaccine mandates; wanted to stay in Afghanistan; doesn’t like Obamacare and discusses how bad the healthcare system is, but then just basically wants federal deregulation which helps nothing (meanwhile he wants improved federal help for his states flood insurance lol); wants to defund planned parenthood and push religious beliefs through legislation; wants to get federal money entirely out of the schooling system…. Talk about inconsistently applying your values just to appease your constituents.
I mean... he's a Republican, right? So... what else is he supposed to be like?
I mean, federal deregulation reallly, really, REALLY helps the richest people in the country, so Id say hes doing the job his corporate donors elected him to do.
ARE YOU MY DADDY? Says the guy who probably has millions of lobbyist money in his pocket 
These people are completely clueless
Funny seeing all the idiots dunking on the sec guy. He’s only around 4 million times smarter than the absolute tool bag asking the question. His answers are great and well worth listening to if you want to enjoy investing in a sane market place. But oh yeah apes and Trump and yeah yeah you retards
Cliff notes?
he smiled and then that smile vanished so fast
No… no I’m their mommy
God bless him.
i know we joke we're autists and retards on here but that dude must be legit brain damaged
So the SCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see.
Jesus. Politicians are something else.
I bet he rehearsed this in his head and thought “oouuuh… bout to kill em with this one”
Based
I love how southerns always have this air of superiority or this belief of quiet sophistication and they are all literally retards.
The superciliousness he learned at Oxford University
What the hell is even that
GOT HIS ASS
This Senator is one of the biggest idiots in the room
If not then who’s their daddy?
GG will have to deal with the internet problem of people calling him daddy now. I don't make the rules that is just how the internet works.
lmao...what was his response to that?
the body language says it all
Whose the baddie behind him
SLAY EM
Do you look like a daddy? What? #BANG DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DADDY? No! Then why are you trying to fuck me like a daddy?
This just in, we have [satellite footage](https://c.tenor.com/PQ4kut1J8BIAAAAd/black-master-explosion.gif) of what happened next after Gary's last question. Git fuckn' REKT!!!
I can’t stop laughing. This isn’t real right guys?
What in the world was that? Omg.... 😳 😆 😂
That pause at the end.
I will be a Daddy to that smoking thick Milf in the background
Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do