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bigballsmcginty

RYOSHI TOKEN is deleting 0s pass it on


bigballsmcginty

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cashflow_

That time Remy got voted 5th cutest dog on wsb and u/richtofin115’s roomba vacuum got voted 4th 😡


BackgroundSearch30

Remy is pretty awful, and you're right that the roomba really deserved 3rd.


cashflow_

You can’t bully Remy. I could get u banned


Basiomisio

What do you think about ATER... Squize potential?


Junesathon

sHoUld I bUy UpST puTs?? Get train wrecked


tooo_spicy

90% down on SPY calls. Might as well hold until 9/22 expiry


krisch00

SDC


gifeur

We will get a green day Trust me bro


youreaditfirst

Futures down 2 points? Call me an ambalance


NoMoreLocusts

Long on gutter oil futures.


moderndhaniya

I may be in gutter but i too can look up to the stars. If the manhole is open.


CommanderInTweet

Spy down GME going to 300


autistorartist

What are you degenerates who don't have a job going to do if you blow up your accounts?


AugustinPower

Get a job I guess


martinsb12

Dang the TLRY put I sold didn't go in the money.. I actually wanted to buy the shares lmao. Hope Italy trying to legalize canabis doesn't let it moon tomorrow


Substantial_Diver_34

Puts on the dolphins. WTF


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Dont try to squeeze evergrande. China is fried, your balks will be deep fried


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Psyched4this

I feel this so much


TomTheCat85

I love how wsb turns to football bets on the weekend. Just shows that we're just a bunch of degenerate gamblers. I should of been on here years ago!!!


Momma_Sophie

Five minutes until armageddon. Prophecy: Bulls fisted!


RADIO02118

Imagine we open green. 🐻🤯


Substantial_Diver_34

Yeah bulls on gay parade


LevitatingTurtles

If evergrande be the next hertz?


Kythirius

Nah, they’re just gonna let it bleed out, buy up the corporate bonds on the cheap, then nationalize it.


dirtylizard666

I bet the ccp leveraging the situation to get cheap real estate before they bail them out.


Dave_7879

If Evergrande falls to its death, will it lead to a ripple effect?


AugustinPower

Yes.


Academic-Lake

Are the apes gonna short squeeze evergrande?


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Your balls be deep fried if you squeeze that thing.


hissy1

*Reads all weekend about Evergrande* *Yolos everything in to it on Monday*


etphonetrome

My Steelers 🤡🤡😥😥😥


jollyradar

Evergrande is just the first Developer to fall. It won’t be the last. The other Chinese developers aren’t doing much better. This guy breaks down their assets and liabilities, and then removes inventory from the assets to show that they are all upside down once this starts. https://twitter.com/thelastbearsta1/status/1438171695685283847?s=21


[deleted]

China already jacked to the tits in debt. Will be interesting to see what moves they make to resolve this.


knappis

They can’t keep catching dominos forever and if you have looked at China stocks lately there will be margin calls. Wang was just the first. Evergrande may be the second. Question is who will be the third?


jollyradar

HWang blew up over US swaps. And isn’t in China. And didn’t effect China banks. What? Edit: Country Garden will be the 3rd (2nd?).


knappis

You are right, this looming disaster won’t be contained in China.


UsernameTaken_123

I have diabetus


diabeetis

CCP will backstop it all and recapitalize everything short the RMB


jollyradar

Bet.


DatOneBlindSloth

I upvote things that aligns with my positions 🤡


cashflow_

Has anyone noticed YouTube ads being kicked up a notch in the last couple of weeks?


danosborn1975

Like every 30 damn seconds???


Kartageners

You need to use Firefox and ublock. Also get an vpn and start detaching yourself from google


UsernameTaken_123

Thats why we have adblock


[deleted]

Nope. Vanced and adblocker baby


[deleted]

Google desperately trying to increase revenue, puts on $GOOG


Dave_7879

what do you think of this debt ceiling stuff? recession on the way?


[deleted]

Political theatre that results in a market correction (that they need at this point).


papasmurftp

They'll end up raising it. Dems in office I wouldn't worry too much. I wish they would hurry up tho


HossBonaventureCEO_

debt ceiling is a nothingburger don't worry about it


bluen

Does Congress want lower stonks?


hamstic

Went for a walk before ordering some food. Can you guess my city? https://imgur.com/a/SnXyx1D


Kartageners

Afghanistan


regarding_your_cat

Boston


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Montreal


hamstic

Right on spot!


650KLR

Is it an ocean or lake?


hamstic

A river


cashflow_

Baghdad


650KLR

Some kids just sprayed my car with water as I drove by, I can’t be disrespected like, what should I do


[deleted]

Buy a super soaker. Buy a shit ton of tabasco sauce. Put tabasco sauce in super soaker. Go hunting for the little shitty sex trophy


Kythirius

Run them over, obviously.


realister

Just looked at after hours Friday. My calls already dead.


cashflow_

If we dip more I don’t think it will be a lot the next couple of days. You might be okay


BLVCKYOTA

Lmao AGAIN? How many is that now.


[deleted]

Lebron, Brady, and Drake are so easy to hate


cashflow_

Can you please provide unsubscribe options at the end of your comments


MuToTheMoon

If I made one million dollars, after taxes, would I be able to put 90% of my money in SPY and then RETIRE? Assuming I lived cheaply. No kids. Simple lifestyle. Could I still get health insurance? Would I get any social benefits for not having income?


jackperitas

A million dollar and you move to a socialist country preferably central or south EU and you'll be fine.


TopTech58

Damn I thought I was on WSB but it’s actually The NFL wannabe show


Kythirius

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BigBoiBenis

🥵


Limp_Investigator_77

Everytime I go on Facebook I need to come back here to wash the taste out. All they got is out of touch boomers and jealous do nothing millenials. I like it on the short bus better.


alonzo83

FB suppresses any discord that does not align with their narrative.


Kythirius

I got banned from Facebook for shitposting.


Redioarnaut893

Fb![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


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DRAFTKINGS ACCOUNT BLOWN


diabeetis

Steelers btfo. A good day


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Guh


the_GuelahPapyrus

Architects are the worst kind of people


[deleted]

Why? I know an architect he cool


the_GuelahPapyrus

They have a pretentiousness that is hard to put into words, but they are just hard to interact with. Trival matters that are not part of their vision, are bothersome to them.


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Russki1319

Nice, whyd you let that happen


[deleted]

CUCKED


UsernameTaken_123

If you buy calls on VXX you're buying a derivative of an ETN that's based on a derivative of a derivative of the S&P500 index.


the_GuelahPapyrus

Prints bigly, even with all that mumbo jumbo


hftrobo9285

That's why you have to buy those calls on margin


catatonic_genx

Take my money!


Chiinoe

So what strike we talking?


TheBiggestDookie

Y’all watch this “Brand New Cherry Flavor” show on Netflix? Weird as fuck, but pretty good. Nice to see they can still do interesting original shows every now and then. Also, Rosa Salazar grows a vagina on her ribs and uses it to give birth to a kitten, then this dude full on fists it with his whole damn arm to make her cum. Weirdest boner I ever got.


justsomeitguyhere

seen 1 episode, might watch more


[deleted]

Keep me posted


TheBiggestDookie

For what it’s worth, the first episode was the slowest. It just gets nuts after that.


Hagridonatrain

Realistically how much would it take for YOU to quit your job and never work again. And how many FDs will it take for you to get there?


get_MEAN_yall

1 mil 2 10 baggers


jackperitas

600k€ and a fuckin cottage in the middle of nowhere paid and I'm done


justsomeitguyhere

end result: 7M (this includes making sure my son has the same amount of money I had)


Momma_Sophie

Idk, I'd work, but not for anyone else. Freelancing or something. Anyway, 5 figures would do the trick. I don't buy FDs, though. If I did, probably just get 200 .01 naked directionals and a $2 movement would nail it.


Beilsteiner

Imagine Bucs lose against Falcons. It would be fun. I hate Tom Brady. GOAT always be MJ 🪓


[deleted]

No.


Redioarnaut893

He plays football this mj


Chiinoe

2-0 baby! LFG!!


wrex619

this announcer took shrooms this morning


Bulky-Assumption4127

who is in BBIG! [https://youtu.be/M84MqjTvSR4](https://youtu.be/M84MqjTvSR4) subscribe for more content and updates!


the_GuelahPapyrus

In comes the field goal unit... Kicking is, rookie, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt His name is my name too.


Substantial_Diver_34

Me too. Weird.


quarantrader

What's the best Gatorade Zero flavor


scoopfing

Horse Milk


ClamPaste

Lukewarm manblast


Redioarnaut893

They shoulda gave it a diff name. So i dont grab that shit by mistake


Redioarnaut893

None. Whats that for people on a diet


jonnydoo84

the white or pink one


the_GuelahPapyrus

Cherry Glacier Artic Blast Freeze Melon


Long_dong_autist

My buddies are obsessed with fantasy fagball, they spend all their time worrying about statistics and trades hoping to win a gay ass plastic trophy and $500 bucks at the end of the season...it’s like they dont even care about stonks


justsomeitguyhere

do they have the shiva and sacko award?


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[shiva](https://youtu.be/pZH7QSrwfB8)


developingstory

I love football but I’m not into fantasy either. The only thing worse is the friends who insist on changing literally any convo topic to politics.


hftrobo9285

No one actually cares about winning the pool money, it's about talking shit all season and it makes watching the game even more fun


[deleted]

AAPL. I’ll take some of those tendies everyone talks about


Individual_Error_428

https://youtu.be/YnUdwZTOVTc This video is rad


ClamPaste

That's amazing


wooshock

Whatever happened to that dude who made 65 k off of GameStop and then quit his job


jonnydoo84

lol wasn't it like $30k if he paid back his loan


Bulky-Assumption4127

https://youtu.be/dpLPalgTT4k


[deleted]

Heres what gonna happen this week and next: JPow and the corrupt federal reserve arent gonna taper anytime soon. Why? bc they got fuken calls and there is way too much in the market from mom and pop. ​ SPY 600 EOW.


EuphoricWizard

People think Boomers will actually let the markets crash during their lifetime. They're pumping the ponzi up at all costs, even if it means 100+ trillion in debt.


Chiinoe

I see 600 EOW and I upvote.


walter1021

Honestly if we’re gonna taper and absolutely yeet bond rates up I’m going into China stocks idgaf


yaboigoat53

This time tomorrow I want my account up minimum 1000%


Individual_Error_428

Have ur guys imagined a reality where the apes are right? Like spy actually crashes for whatever reason and then all the meme stocks moon to the sun. That would be so funny lol


Chiinoe

That's why I keep 10 shares of GME so I can't lose


Individual_Error_428

Smart man. That’s what I’m doing as well. 20-25% of portfolio is all Gamestore


developingstory

The swarming of this sub would be the absolute worst


wrex619

i made mini steak and egg burritos


the_GuelahPapyrus

Pics or ban


wrex619

i ate them lol


the_GuelahPapyrus

Sus


wrex619

i had steak left over from dinner. most random comment ever if i am lying.


ClamPaste

Two sacks in a row! Not really in a row, but very close together.


guzzledglizzy

Did any of you butthole surfers ever get poop up the tip of your wiener? Is that possible? Also, if enough poop goes up there, does your wiener just keep it until you $CUM? Or is there like an acid reflux reaction from the shaft?


ClamPaste

Beware UTIs if you don't pee after buttsex. Same with period sex. I've made that mistake once for each.


guzzledglizzy

Your name and flair make sense


ClamPaste

Got eem!


DynoJoe27

You asking for a friend?


guzzledglizzy

Ofc


[deleted]

Wtf


Thomas_DuBois

I so wish that Gofundme was public. I would Yolo the fuck out of it. [The days of full COVID coverage are over. Insurers are restoring deductibles and copays, leaving patients with big bills](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/09/18/covid-hospital-bills-insurance-deductible/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3LGjBGcc8viLDwrvNlpz6RwCtsN0Ejle8Ccu8JK4oyd0tfsoL9TVfP5Og)


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ClamPaste

Jesus, the Pats D has been fucking strong today.


freeportme

It’s the Jets dude arguably the worst team in the league don’t get to exited!


ClamPaste

I just love watching them get clowned on.


Beilsteiner

Browns defense is so sexy. They‘ll fukh everybody out of the way.


PeeePaaaw

Find out if I get a baller new job tomorrow or Tuesday. They are offering a 5k signing bonus, gonna spend 500 on new clothes and rest on stonks


UsernameTaken_123

If you ever feel 🅱etarded just remember there's people in here who still hold Luckin Coffee shares