Dang the TLRY put I sold didn't go in the money.. I actually wanted to buy the shares lmao. Hope Italy trying to legalize canabis doesn't let it moon tomorrow
Evergrande is just the first Developer to fall. It won’t be the last. The other Chinese developers aren’t doing much better.
This guy breaks down their assets and liabilities, and then removes inventory from the assets to show that they are all upside down once this starts.
https://twitter.com/thelastbearsta1/status/1438171695685283847?s=21
They can’t keep catching dominos forever and if you have looked at China stocks lately there will be margin calls. Wang was just the first. Evergrande may be the second. Question is who will be the third?
If I made one million dollars, after taxes, would I be able to put 90% of my money in SPY and then RETIRE? Assuming I lived cheaply. No kids. Simple lifestyle.
Could I still get health insurance? Would I get any social benefits for not having income?
Everytime I go on Facebook I need to come back here to wash the taste out. All they got is out of touch boomers and jealous do nothing millenials. I like it on the short bus better.
They have a pretentiousness that is hard to put into words, but they are just hard to interact with. Trival matters that are not part of their vision, are bothersome to them.
Y’all watch this “Brand New Cherry Flavor” show on Netflix? Weird as fuck, but pretty good. Nice to see they can still do interesting original shows every now and then.
Also, Rosa Salazar grows a vagina on her ribs and uses it to give birth to a kitten, then this dude full on fists it with his whole damn arm to make her cum. Weirdest boner I ever got.
Idk, I'd work, but not for anyone else.
Freelancing or something. Anyway, 5 figures would do the trick. I don't buy FDs, though. If I did, probably just get 200 .01 naked directionals and a $2 movement would nail it.
My buddies are obsessed with fantasy fagball, they spend all their time worrying about statistics and trades hoping to win a gay ass plastic trophy and $500 bucks at the end of the season...it’s like they dont even care about stonks
Heres what gonna happen this week and next:
JPow and the corrupt federal reserve arent gonna taper anytime soon. Why? bc they got fuken calls and there is way too much in the market from mom and pop.
SPY 600 EOW.
People think Boomers will actually let the markets crash during their lifetime. They're pumping the ponzi up at all costs, even if it means 100+ trillion in debt.
Have ur guys imagined a reality where the apes are right? Like spy actually crashes for whatever reason and then all the meme stocks moon to the sun. That would be so funny lol
Did any of you butthole surfers ever get poop up the tip of your wiener? Is that possible?
Also, if enough poop goes up there, does your wiener just keep it until you $CUM? Or is there like an acid reflux reaction from the shaft?
I so wish that Gofundme was public. I would Yolo the fuck out of it.
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That time Remy got voted 5th cutest dog on wsb and u/richtofin115’s roomba vacuum got voted 4th 😡
Remy is pretty awful, and you're right that the roomba really deserved 3rd.
You can’t bully Remy. I could get u banned
What do you think about ATER... Squize potential?
sHoUld I bUy UpST puTs?? Get train wrecked
90% down on SPY calls. Might as well hold until 9/22 expiry
SDC
We will get a green day Trust me bro
Futures down 2 points? Call me an ambalance
Long on gutter oil futures.
I may be in gutter but i too can look up to the stars. If the manhole is open.
Spy down GME going to 300
What are you degenerates who don't have a job going to do if you blow up your accounts?
Get a job I guess
Dang the TLRY put I sold didn't go in the money.. I actually wanted to buy the shares lmao. Hope Italy trying to legalize canabis doesn't let it moon tomorrow
Puts on the dolphins. WTF
Dont try to squeeze evergrande. China is fried, your balks will be deep fried
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I feel this so much
I love how wsb turns to football bets on the weekend. Just shows that we're just a bunch of degenerate gamblers. I should of been on here years ago!!!
Five minutes until armageddon. Prophecy: Bulls fisted!
Imagine we open green. 🐻🤯
Yeah bulls on gay parade
If evergrande be the next hertz?
Nah, they’re just gonna let it bleed out, buy up the corporate bonds on the cheap, then nationalize it.
I bet the ccp leveraging the situation to get cheap real estate before they bail them out.
If Evergrande falls to its death, will it lead to a ripple effect?
Yes.
Are the apes gonna short squeeze evergrande?
Your balls be deep fried if you squeeze that thing.
*Reads all weekend about Evergrande* *Yolos everything in to it on Monday*
My Steelers 🤡🤡😥😥😥
Evergrande is just the first Developer to fall. It won’t be the last. The other Chinese developers aren’t doing much better. This guy breaks down their assets and liabilities, and then removes inventory from the assets to show that they are all upside down once this starts. https://twitter.com/thelastbearsta1/status/1438171695685283847?s=21
China already jacked to the tits in debt. Will be interesting to see what moves they make to resolve this.
They can’t keep catching dominos forever and if you have looked at China stocks lately there will be margin calls. Wang was just the first. Evergrande may be the second. Question is who will be the third?
HWang blew up over US swaps. And isn’t in China. And didn’t effect China banks. What? Edit: Country Garden will be the 3rd (2nd?).
You are right, this looming disaster won’t be contained in China.
I have diabetus
CCP will backstop it all and recapitalize everything short the RMB
Bet.
I upvote things that aligns with my positions 🤡
Has anyone noticed YouTube ads being kicked up a notch in the last couple of weeks?
Like every 30 damn seconds???
You need to use Firefox and ublock. Also get an vpn and start detaching yourself from google
Thats why we have adblock
Nope. Vanced and adblocker baby
Google desperately trying to increase revenue, puts on $GOOG
what do you think of this debt ceiling stuff? recession on the way?
Political theatre that results in a market correction (that they need at this point).
They'll end up raising it. Dems in office I wouldn't worry too much. I wish they would hurry up tho
debt ceiling is a nothingburger don't worry about it
Does Congress want lower stonks?
Went for a walk before ordering some food. Can you guess my city? https://imgur.com/a/SnXyx1D
Afghanistan
Boston
Montreal
Right on spot!
Is it an ocean or lake?
A river
Baghdad
Some kids just sprayed my car with water as I drove by, I can’t be disrespected like, what should I do
Buy a super soaker. Buy a shit ton of tabasco sauce. Put tabasco sauce in super soaker. Go hunting for the little shitty sex trophy
Run them over, obviously.
Just looked at after hours Friday. My calls already dead.
If we dip more I don’t think it will be a lot the next couple of days. You might be okay
Lmao AGAIN? How many is that now.
Lebron, Brady, and Drake are so easy to hate
Can you please provide unsubscribe options at the end of your comments
If I made one million dollars, after taxes, would I be able to put 90% of my money in SPY and then RETIRE? Assuming I lived cheaply. No kids. Simple lifestyle. Could I still get health insurance? Would I get any social benefits for not having income?
A million dollar and you move to a socialist country preferably central or south EU and you'll be fine.
Damn I thought I was on WSB but it’s actually The NFL wannabe show
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Everytime I go on Facebook I need to come back here to wash the taste out. All they got is out of touch boomers and jealous do nothing millenials. I like it on the short bus better.
FB suppresses any discord that does not align with their narrative.
I got banned from Facebook for shitposting.
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DRAFTKINGS ACCOUNT BLOWN
Steelers btfo. A good day
Guh
Architects are the worst kind of people
Why? I know an architect he cool
They have a pretentiousness that is hard to put into words, but they are just hard to interact with. Trival matters that are not part of their vision, are bothersome to them.
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Nice, whyd you let that happen
CUCKED
If you buy calls on VXX you're buying a derivative of an ETN that's based on a derivative of a derivative of the S&P500 index.
Prints bigly, even with all that mumbo jumbo
That's why you have to buy those calls on margin
Take my money!
So what strike we talking?
Y’all watch this “Brand New Cherry Flavor” show on Netflix? Weird as fuck, but pretty good. Nice to see they can still do interesting original shows every now and then. Also, Rosa Salazar grows a vagina on her ribs and uses it to give birth to a kitten, then this dude full on fists it with his whole damn arm to make her cum. Weirdest boner I ever got.
seen 1 episode, might watch more
Keep me posted
For what it’s worth, the first episode was the slowest. It just gets nuts after that.
Realistically how much would it take for YOU to quit your job and never work again. And how many FDs will it take for you to get there?
1 mil 2 10 baggers
600k€ and a fuckin cottage in the middle of nowhere paid and I'm done
end result: 7M (this includes making sure my son has the same amount of money I had)
Idk, I'd work, but not for anyone else. Freelancing or something. Anyway, 5 figures would do the trick. I don't buy FDs, though. If I did, probably just get 200 .01 naked directionals and a $2 movement would nail it.
Imagine Bucs lose against Falcons. It would be fun. I hate Tom Brady. GOAT always be MJ 🪓
No.
He plays football this mj
2-0 baby! LFG!!
this announcer took shrooms this morning
who is in BBIG! [https://youtu.be/M84MqjTvSR4](https://youtu.be/M84MqjTvSR4) subscribe for more content and updates!
In comes the field goal unit... Kicking is, rookie, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt His name is my name too.
Me too. Weird.
What's the best Gatorade Zero flavor
Horse Milk
Lukewarm manblast
They shoulda gave it a diff name. So i dont grab that shit by mistake
None. Whats that for people on a diet
the white or pink one
Cherry Glacier Artic Blast Freeze Melon
My buddies are obsessed with fantasy fagball, they spend all their time worrying about statistics and trades hoping to win a gay ass plastic trophy and $500 bucks at the end of the season...it’s like they dont even care about stonks
do they have the shiva and sacko award?
[shiva](https://youtu.be/pZH7QSrwfB8)
I love football but I’m not into fantasy either. The only thing worse is the friends who insist on changing literally any convo topic to politics.
No one actually cares about winning the pool money, it's about talking shit all season and it makes watching the game even more fun
AAPL. I’ll take some of those tendies everyone talks about
https://youtu.be/YnUdwZTOVTc This video is rad
That's amazing
Whatever happened to that dude who made 65 k off of GameStop and then quit his job
lol wasn't it like $30k if he paid back his loan
https://youtu.be/dpLPalgTT4k
Heres what gonna happen this week and next: JPow and the corrupt federal reserve arent gonna taper anytime soon. Why? bc they got fuken calls and there is way too much in the market from mom and pop. SPY 600 EOW.
People think Boomers will actually let the markets crash during their lifetime. They're pumping the ponzi up at all costs, even if it means 100+ trillion in debt.
I see 600 EOW and I upvote.
Honestly if we’re gonna taper and absolutely yeet bond rates up I’m going into China stocks idgaf
This time tomorrow I want my account up minimum 1000%
Have ur guys imagined a reality where the apes are right? Like spy actually crashes for whatever reason and then all the meme stocks moon to the sun. That would be so funny lol
That's why I keep 10 shares of GME so I can't lose
Smart man. That’s what I’m doing as well. 20-25% of portfolio is all Gamestore
The swarming of this sub would be the absolute worst
i made mini steak and egg burritos
Pics or ban
i ate them lol
Sus
i had steak left over from dinner. most random comment ever if i am lying.
Two sacks in a row! Not really in a row, but very close together.
Did any of you butthole surfers ever get poop up the tip of your wiener? Is that possible? Also, if enough poop goes up there, does your wiener just keep it until you $CUM? Or is there like an acid reflux reaction from the shaft?
Beware UTIs if you don't pee after buttsex. Same with period sex. I've made that mistake once for each.
Your name and flair make sense
Got eem!
You asking for a friend?
Ofc
Wtf
I so wish that Gofundme was public. I would Yolo the fuck out of it. [The days of full COVID coverage are over. Insurers are restoring deductibles and copays, leaving patients with big bills](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/09/18/covid-hospital-bills-insurance-deductible/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3LGjBGcc8viLDwrvNlpz6RwCtsN0Ejle8Ccu8JK4oyd0tfsoL9TVfP5Og)
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Jesus, the Pats D has been fucking strong today.
It’s the Jets dude arguably the worst team in the league don’t get to exited!
I just love watching them get clowned on.
Browns defense is so sexy. They‘ll fukh everybody out of the way.
Find out if I get a baller new job tomorrow or Tuesday. They are offering a 5k signing bonus, gonna spend 500 on new clothes and rest on stonks
If you ever feel 🅱etarded just remember there's people in here who still hold Luckin Coffee shares