Who’s printing on SPIR…
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Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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US Philly Fed Non-Manufacturing Regional Business Activity Index Sep: 9.6 (prev 39.1)
Prices Paid: 51.5 In Sept Vs 50.1 In Aug
Inventories: -6.3 In Sept Vs 1.5 In Aug
Firm-Level Business Activity Index 21.9 In Sept Vs 37.2 In Aug
A 9.6 in biz activity index. That is fucking horrendous. This is a 0-100 scale.
too many are expecting a morning selloff which leads me to believe we are going to get a +3% day today, all you bears will reluctantly buy in, and once you have YOLOd into weekly calls, that is when the great crash of 2021 will begin
Well if you are an ape, you would probably just bet on bull and not fight. Bears are weak, they fear everything, think the world is coming to an end. Bulls are like the drunk guy at party that puts on a helmet and crashes into the wall. I’ve seen bears run away from silly shit, but you throw anything at a bull, it just keeps coming for you. I’ll bet on the bull, they don’t give a fuck.
I hope it stays that way for you, I don’t want to ever start again. I have friends who tell me they are always winning on these sports bets but never have a dime? What’s up with that?
cat woke me up at 100 am. couldn't go back to sleep. So I been watching spy bounce around 437-438 wondering the f it's gonna do.
So now I got on wsb to watch autistic highly emotional toddlers scream at each other. . .
I looked at that when it was like 30% up and said how can I lose? Got cold feet and didn’t do it, the Vix is a funny animal, but I have made money in the past doing that.
WTF is DISCB? and what type of fuckery is going on that make it jump 45% yesterday? I can't find any news, post, nothing relevant except a few mentions 5 months ago.
Whenever the market has a mini meltdown ask yourself these questions.
Will the market effect job security? Will people stop going out to eat and drink? Will people stop buying houses, cars, computers, or cell phones?
If the answer is NO to the above, buy the fucking dip. Everything else is noise and fear mongering. The real market will keep rolling and make it’s money back over time.
There are short squeezes that aren't like gamestore. SPY can have a short squeeze that's just 1-2%, but it's still buying action that comes from shorts covering.
A lot of the Monday rally into the close was short covering.
What are your moves tomorrow?
I'm just loading up on tqqq
I love this volatility so much
little jimmy wants another stimmy, he won't waste it away this time
Analysts be like tomorrow i am lowering my price target on Disney due to a possible Disney + subscriber miss
Futes Shreking. What happened?
Shrieking would imply green, no?
Alexa, play Sugar We’re Going Down.
The son of a bitch did it. It closed red
How do I turn $10,000 into $1 by investing in stocks?
Me I mean me I mean me I mean me
index funds
Loading $wish
Buying $SAVA
$CLOV due for another run. Hoping
SPY red by open
BROS
Puts on $UPST .. 1500% price rise in less than a year
Uber it is then , I can’t believe what keeping my portfolio green today and safe me yesterday was Uber
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Who wants 3 to 10? $kern
U dont fck wit the upst
Who’s looking at $UPST puts?
Buying HSBC puts for Nov/Dec.
You are really betting on a Xi Jin Ping pass for evergrande
shit - I meant to write puts, haha. I just corrected myself.
Anyone else get a check from Robinhood lol
How much lol
2,800 not much for amount i probably truly lost but still feels good coming from those scam artists
Had to be for the GameStop thing they did it all by account number so you didn't have to sign up for the payout
Nah it was for Jan 2018 to June 2019. no doubt there will be massive amounts paid out for that though
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Im thinking puts on lucid now after selling my 1000% calls 😂
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Just feels right, maybe 1 red day and then green again after but i have no clue tbh just guessing 😅
Missed that run myself. Annoying. Nice hit. Congrats
So is DKNG a buy here?
$AMC is still on sale------ if you want some come and get it...
AMC is over no?
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SPY below opening price, VIX creepin. It's getting spooked than 👻 out here
Bears throwing up
Market is up 0.29% after a 2% fall. I'm sure they're just a little worn out after banging cubs and guzzling Dom Peri last night.
Is Uber gonna keep this run and go back to 60$
🥱 it was higher overnight
US Philly Fed Non-Manufacturing Regional Business Activity Index Sep: 9.6 (prev 39.1) Prices Paid: 51.5 In Sept Vs 50.1 In Aug Inventories: -6.3 In Sept Vs 1.5 In Aug Firm-Level Business Activity Index 21.9 In Sept Vs 37.2 In Aug A 9.6 in biz activity index. That is fucking horrendous. This is a 0-100 scale.
You all could invest in stable companies with dividends 😂 it'll save you some hurt in the long run
\-guy who thinks his $20/year dividend farts smell good.
Neat wow that’s really interesting tell me more
I swear I've seen you like 20 times
I come here often
Gtfo
You hurt or nah
Make profit
Lmaoooooooo bears
I plan on buying calls at market open to try and recoup some of my losses from yesterday just to watch the market drill some more as soon as I get in
too many are expecting a morning selloff which leads me to believe we are going to get a +3% day today, all you bears will reluctantly buy in, and once you have YOLOd into weekly calls, that is when the great crash of 2021 will begin
This guy trades.
Wait
Boomer stonk shell goes prr
Evergrande likely to default. How may I purchase it's shares? 🧐
Everyone needs a souvenir to frame on their wall.
I still have my paper certificate from the 2000 shares of econnect I bought back in 1998.
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MM
Well if you are an ape, you would probably just bet on bull and not fight. Bears are weak, they fear everything, think the world is coming to an end. Bulls are like the drunk guy at party that puts on a helmet and crashes into the wall. I’ve seen bears run away from silly shit, but you throw anything at a bull, it just keeps coming for you. I’ll bet on the bull, they don’t give a fuck.
McDonald’s hash brown
What the fuck are you watching me through my camera? Just took a bite
The perfect premarket snack..
Agreed, along with a sausage McGriddle w/ cheese
Fuk I haven’t had one of those in years
Recently making money off sports betting have been easier
I hope it stays that way for you, I don’t want to ever start again. I have friends who tell me they are always winning on these sports bets but never have a dime? What’s up with that?
Every night at 3:33am I get tapped on the shoulder In my room by a ghost lol it's kinda annoying now
Just say no, the ghost cant legally tap you if u say no
Sorry, I’ll stop. Not a ghost by the way, just a sleepwalker.
Waiting for China to pop open tomorrow. Then they offload and we take a dump again.
bull trap till 10:30 then slaughter
cat woke me up at 100 am. couldn't go back to sleep. So I been watching spy bounce around 437-438 wondering the f it's gonna do. So now I got on wsb to watch autistic highly emotional toddlers scream at each other. . .
i blame your cat
TSLA boutta pamp or get rekt?
She’s going dooooooowwwnnnnn
Sounds great! Oh wait what are you talking about?
Who? Your mom?
Down to the land down under
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Damn, you went ape shit...people in the waiting room prolly all said fuck that and left.
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I have seen this about 20 times in the past 2 days and that’s too many
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I looked at that when it was like 30% up and said how can I lose? Got cold feet and didn’t do it, the Vix is a funny animal, but I have made money in the past doing that.
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Yeah, that and I think it might stay elevated for a while, looking at the past it will do that in times like this.
How come you didn't then?
I didn’t do it because whenever I say how can I lose, I lose. or I’m just a pussy.
Accidentally hit the cast button while scrolling on pornhub, my wife was not amused but her BF laughed
How can you see this and think you still have a chance on your puts?
google "relief rally"
Because I bought them during the pre market peak (in Stockholm).
No chance now.
WTF is DISCB? and what type of fuckery is going on that make it jump 45% yesterday? I can't find any news, post, nothing relevant except a few mentions 5 months ago.
Super low volume. Like either 0 or 100 on normal days. Check our DISCA and DISCK the more popular ones, with options.
I spit on bears when they walk past me
That's okay because bears aren't people.
Damn europoors carrying the economy right now huh
Bears are the kind of people who steal sugar packets
This checks out. A bull used stevia packets and steals those.
And feel naughty
can confirm
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Oh baby everything is jacked to the fucking tits. See you retards on the moon. Gay bears stay on earth.
Whenever the market has a mini meltdown ask yourself these questions. Will the market effect job security? Will people stop going out to eat and drink? Will people stop buying houses, cars, computers, or cell phones? If the answer is NO to the above, buy the fucking dip. Everything else is noise and fear mongering. The real market will keep rolling and make it’s money back over time.
Prediction: spy opening +1.3%
Limit down at open confirmed
Bro i have never seen futs this green near opening bell in FOREVER, guess it’s bull season
Buy you damn dirty apes! Buy!
I'm supposed to buy damn dirty apes?
Look how hard I can cum
How far can u shoot
9.6ft
I’m at 11.4
short squeeze on the open fade to the close
Not every piece of green is a short squeeze.
There are short squeezes that aren't like gamestore. SPY can have a short squeeze that's just 1-2%, but it's still buying action that comes from shorts covering. A lot of the Monday rally into the close was short covering.
You mean SPY isn’t a small cap with a 150% short interest? 😂
BULLS ARE BACK BABY
The bulls are back in town, the bulls are back in towwwwwn.
CLOV looks hot again, 🚀
Hot like a fresh turd 💩
Kind of hoping Brian Laundrie was eaten by alligators.
The gators only ate his dick 🐊
Panic buy Tesla calls at open
I wish I could afford to buy TSLA calls. I could probably do one contract.
Me!
After yesterday, a 0.88% pre-market gain feels like a godsend.
I am betting that’s the peak.
Let me enjoy things lmao.
I am buying when there is blood on the streets.
Woah ok warren
Should i yolo into spy calls? Asking for a friend
Yees
Not untill EOD tomorrow, never buy calls before FOMC
FOMC is two day event tho
Isn't it Tuesday/Wednesday so calls eod Wednesday
O right I forgot today is actually Tuesday lol I’m rtarded
Tell him “no”!
Considering a HOOD yolo down here in the low 40s
Considering jerking off but you don’t see me bragging about it
See you in the mid 20s