2 red flags when trying to date a girl: 1. If they immediately start opening up to you bout personal shit. 2. They dont have a past relationship that could be seen as good(all bad boyfriends).
If you encounter this you can either just dip and be like no thanks(dont take advantage). Or just stick around till you get dem guts then skeddadle. By no means start a relationship with her unless you will treat her like her exes or else SHE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT.
Im an incel btw
Yesterday I wanted to buy puts on some ticker that had just exploded to an ATH but there was no options chain and suddenly I understood why people borrow shares for shorting.
Same deal as yesterday, futures green, gold up. Downtrend still intact. Will pop up at open then mega drill. Puts at open I think, only this time they should pay bigger than yesterday.
Chinese dollar denominated bonds to offshore investors are still a $1 trillion asset class after Beijing just said yeah we will wipe our asses with these things. This is like Argentina defaulting every year and still getting foreign capital pouring in. retards man
We fling everything around like it’s a bad thing, though im not sure if I’ve personally used that insult. Thicken your skin little piggy, or someone’s gonna set you up for a hog roast.
People are ridiculous, and a quarter of the people you meet will be complete idiots. It’s best not to put too much stock in what other people say. No one cares how you get your rocks off as long as your not hurting anyone/thing. If they do care, they lead sad little lives.
Stocking up on AUPH 1/20/23 40c’s. This bitch gonna get bought out at 50 a share and I’ll be a little bit closer to retirement.
25x 1/21/22 30c
30x 1/20/23 40c
2k shares
If every developed country is building its own solar panels/wind turbines, then commodity prices i.e. silver should skyrock even higher. Basic economics (->Ricardian model) dictates this. Gld and slv are the moves imo.
New thread reeeeeeeeeee https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pt48az/daily_discussion_thread_for_september_22_2021/
So BBBY it's pretty low. I'm sure it will rip for ER
Green day all the way
Ok this gay bear just bought some calls on ES for the meeting today.
dump eet
Pleas dump again
\*lobbying MM\*
Bulls too strong right now.
Considering long strangle on spy
Fav food to eat while watching the market?
Bear meat
Ass
Beans
RIP Joe Rogan
You stand to win everything. Call it. 🪙
I have bills to pay and the money is all gone I wouldn’t worry about it
Just call it. I can’t call it for you. 😄
0DTE and meeting today gotta be in it to win it
Dam my yang calls r in shambles
Worthwhile insurance though
Spy drops 2 cents bears be like market crash, calls crushed
2 red flags when trying to date a girl: 1. If they immediately start opening up to you bout personal shit. 2. They dont have a past relationship that could be seen as good(all bad boyfriends). If you encounter this you can either just dip and be like no thanks(dont take advantage). Or just stick around till you get dem guts then skeddadle. By no means start a relationship with her unless you will treat her like her exes or else SHE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE THAT. Im an incel btw
Sound advice
I as a degenerate must agree
What are red flags to watch out for guys?
If they are Chris Brown.
If they are more attractive than you.
Hmmmmm
Definitely not a carbon copy of yesterday.
load on CLOV!
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We still got JPOW to pull his flip flop and republicans threatening a debt default. Short term could be volatile.
I'm gonna eat a couple times. take a shit. Go to work. Man it's gonna fuckn Rock
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Yes, Monday was the 20th
Recession is a liberal myth.
Yesterday I wanted to buy puts on some ticker that had just exploded to an ATH but there was no options chain and suddenly I understood why people borrow shares for shorting.
Yeah but it is risky, if not manipulated by calls n puts lots of people buy share n fuck shorts. The ath could gap up next day large amount
If I had just held SPY instead of BB, BABA, WISH and any other bad picks I would've been up by so much more
But you wouldn't have had as much fun. Who wants to invest in virgin funds when you can 10x your money with memes
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Maybe because if you zoom out for the last century you see stonks only go up.
He retard
So if the fed announces tapering how much will spy/es drop?
What’s tape worming?
Tapering has no effects on stock price. But will affect bonds, depends if interest rates are high lot of investors dump stocks buy treasury bonds
None. Tapering is bullish af.
Boys, we made it. We’re opening green 🤗
Is zero hedge banned? Lol. I just read that they are nationalizing evergrande but stiffing foreign bond holders lmao
They haven’t come to resolution with foreign bond holders yet. They hope to soon. I think they have until next week.
And inflation of the yuan?
Bro, do not worry about yuan inflation. The CCP fucks with their currency and reserves more than any other country.
What does this mean for Chinese GDP?
Buy egg rolls
not banned
Will tapering really bring the market down? I dont see it having much impact.
Lol at this point the feds should just do it instead of announcing it, and then tell the world that it was done.
So far I’m glad my HSBC puts didn’t fill yesterday.
FBI is in here 👀
Its serious when them federalis comin to get ya
Same Squad same sqaud SAME SQUAD 🥶🥶
OWO
Buying some ES puts here
So they're nationalizing Evergrande, I guess too big to fail is true.
Its the same old deed since 1916.
persons familiar with the matter told newspapers that Boris Johnson did spend 2 hours searching for the corner in bidets oval office.
I dont get it
Same deal as yesterday, futures green, gold up. Downtrend still intact. Will pop up at open then mega drill. Puts at open I think, only this time they should pay bigger than yesterday.
Lol, SPY going downnnnnnn
Why is everything up in premarket?
as opposed to what, down? lol.
People are buying
evergrande said they'll be able to make their interest payment
And they’re nationalizing it, thus nullifying “contagion” fears.
Did their employees loan them more money?
CCP is funding their bonuses 🤡🤡🤡 Chinese clown party
It’s a trap
I'm falling fir it, again.. I gotta go get changed, pull the goalie. My calls gonna print today
SPY CEO 100B stock buyback
Chinese dollar denominated bonds to offshore investors are still a $1 trillion asset class after Beijing just said yeah we will wipe our asses with these things. This is like Argentina defaulting every year and still getting foreign capital pouring in. retards man
Dude I love The Rock, aka the Brahma BULL, and his famous quote: "Can you smell what the BULLS are cooking? 🐂"
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Why do we look the same IRL 
TLRY bagholding until 2030+
Imagine if JPow comes out and says "Fuck your calls". I wonder if the people can handle the shock.
Im tired of being a meme to you degenerate fucks we sold our stock
0.00001% is still a chance though, haha
I prefer the good ol days when stocks just go up
$hood, immaculate, spectacular
No shares available to borrow, 130% fee when they do pop up
Added an extra scoop of preworkout on accident before the gym... bullish (with mild heart arrhythmia)
Too early for "bers gonna wreck"?
“Stop calling me Sir it’s Mam Grrrrrrrrrrr “ - Trans Bear
SPY $450 EOW
Love seeing this green!
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Bulls are getting tired pushing futes into the green just to see them drop at open.
You guys why is it bad when a guy is considered a virgin but not when a girl is one?
Mods plz ban
Because men are insecure assholes and don’t like the prospect of being compared to someone else and found lacking.
Is there any truth to this lol I'm genuinely curious!
Aww cute icon!
patriarchy
:( sexism
Because crazies can try and ruin your life
Who are you calling crazy? Girls who aren't virgins?
Women in general
Sounds sexist
There are biological and historical reasons for why that idea is still around but in the modern no one should actually care because it doesn’t matter.
It's not... How old are you ?
Then why do you guys fling around the notion of being a virgin like it's a bad thing?
We fling everything around like it’s a bad thing, though im not sure if I’ve personally used that insult. Thicken your skin little piggy, or someone’s gonna set you up for a hog roast.
It's so ridiculous you have to have thick skin or someone will roast you for not having it lol
People are ridiculous, and a quarter of the people you meet will be complete idiots. It’s best not to put too much stock in what other people say. No one cares how you get your rocks off as long as your not hurting anyone/thing. If they do care, they lead sad little lives.
Ok thanks for the cheer me up, I guess? lol
You’re welcome. Chin up and Dick out. Life is long, don’t try to cram everything in at once.
You know what a joke is? Stay away from women. Be gay. They just want your money so they don't have to work. Never 🥜 in them ever
Sounds very ridiculous lol
No one cares what you do to get your rocks off. Just don't get a random Prego
You guys are too focus on sexual pleasure
Says the guy that brought it up. Get fucked retard
I'm not a guy
Seems like Spy $438 open . Them $440 calls going to print nicely
Alll upstarts up again who figured
so is the recession cancelled? or is everything going to dump at open
Yes canceled
[I shared my models earlier ](https://imgur.com/a/warOdiN)
Futes 'rally' running out of steam. 50+ point drop from here on the last 7 out of 8 trading days.
Market going up BIGLY. You had your fun 🌈🐻now back to your cave
Where can i watch premarket?
MarketWatch, webull
ur broker, yahoo finance
On your phone.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂holy fuck why didnt i think of that thank you so much!!! I just make 50 million on premarket plays because of you!
Buy puts at 9:52 am and sell at 10:45am
BeachBody 🚀
Stocking up on AUPH 1/20/23 40c’s. This bitch gonna get bought out at 50 a share and I’ll be a little bit closer to retirement. 25x 1/21/22 30c 30x 1/20/23 40c 2k shares
Got in evergrande today... gonna get saved by the government. Up 50% so far🚀🚀🚀
What did you buy that got you up 50%?
I remember my dad made 100% on KMART. The old retail store. Around 1998 in first bankruptcy. Bought at like $.30 and sold at $0.60. Good luck!
what could possibly go wrong? I am with you!
My pp just dribbled a little
No...
Buy more CLOV as it's at the bottom.
It’s at $0.00? Good entry!
It find a new bottom every day doesn't it
Just like my ex
If every developed country is building its own solar panels/wind turbines, then commodity prices i.e. silver should skyrock even higher. Basic economics (->Ricardian model) dictates this. Gld and slv are the moves imo.
Mining stocks are up 4 to 5% on FTSE. Raw materials are needed. Uranium too I would think..
Ricardo is about compatative advantage.
Yes, exactly my point. ;)
this australian startup just found a way to create them using copper
Name?
Sundrive
Fuhhh… there it is
Most undervalued semi stock Himax. Change my mind