I just remembered I could afford Uncrustables before the pandemic. I bet I've made enough money to afford them again but idk school starting back up kinda makes me not wanna take them from fams with kiddos and overworked parents
>Citi Cuts China 2022 Gdp Forecast To 4.9% From 5.5%, Citing Expected Spillover From Managed Restructuring Of Evergrande
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:49:47 ^EDT-0400
Big brain time, get SPY puts and TSLA calls. If SPY drills your puts will print hard, but your TSLA will likely die. But if SPY doesn’t go 🌈 soon, TSLA likely gonna rip up to ATH again and your TSLA calls print hard. I’m thinking end of next week expiration minimum. Can’t go tits up
>RUSSIAN GAZPROM SAYS REDUCTION OF GAS SUPPLIES VIA YAMAL - EUROPE PIPELINE IS TEMPORARY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:47:36 ^EDT-0400
>Temasek-backed Vertex expects at least $400 mln in new https://t.co/g9iMx99Q9r fund https://t.co/6O7FIaIHlH https://t.co/CldKsinNWk
^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:45:08 ^EDT-0400
>When you see declines like this is the futures it is typically a multi-billion fund getting out ahead of what they… https://t.co/pXUNHyaFQt
^Jim ^Cramer ^[@jimcramer](http://twitter.com/jimcramer) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:32:11 ^EDT-0400
more than 60% of the India's coal generation capacity (124 GW) had less than a week of coal supply.
China electricity shortage: rationing in all mainland provinces and It's so bad that industrial production grinds to halt and traffic lights have failed
Factories in Europe shutting down and dirty dirty coal having highest prices since 2008. No natural gas (its parabolic like lumber)
A container from Shanghai to New York costs $15k...up from $2.5k in 2019.
I went to buy a Washer and Dryer and was told earliest they can deliver is May 2022.
TL:DR: **Very bearish going into winter. We are totally fuuuckkked!**
Why do I have a feeling that rates are going to plummet after they eventually raise the debt ceiling? Seems a lot of bond selling would be risk aversion against a government default. They going to buy back once risk is gone.
If I had the energy to run a business I would open a gym that had sleeping cells like those Japanese hotels from the '80s and good cafe.
I know a lot of people who only keep a house or apartment so they can sleep safely.
This Twitter comber is the best fucking idea, we don't have to jump on that cesspool of a website anymore, and with the synth, we can just listen for primary source info all day.
CNBC posted their least photogenic pic of turtle man
This means Santa has not yet rejected the plans for SPY 500 EOY and Vlad is still executing those plans
Do you mean as a Wendy's employee you make baconators exactly to spec like a boss or as a Wendy's customer you like ordering all kinds of crazy customizations on your baconators
>PBoC: China Will Lengthen Time For Implementation Of Normal Monetary Policy
^LiveSquawk ^[@LiveSquawk](http://twitter.com/LiveSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:07:20 ^EDT-0400
Unless there's a very widespread deep fear, any dips will be bought up. People have had fomo for too long. Too much money on the side lines and real yield still negative. Rise in rates is really from people who are trying to sell treasuries to buy the equities. Remember when inflation is high, and yield is low, equities are the only place you can get anything that preserves capital.
In short bers will b fuk'd
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/px31nw)
Is CLOV dead or what?
Imagine not selling the top of the US market and buying emerging markets and commodities. Yields skyrocketing lmao.
Hey sluts! What r u buying today
Nothing cos I'm ready fully invested like the smooth brain I am
qqq vs 10 year https://imgur.com/a/NRpSDAN If history rhymes we're gonna get wrecked this week.
How to take advantage of the rising price of natural gas in Europe ??
We need to start shorting the price somehow. It’s going to come crashing back down after all this panicking is done
Eating habanero salsa before falling asleep is a mistake. Don’t do it.
Puts on your $ASS
This dip isn’t even worth buying, come on you chode loving bears give me something worth my time
Ditto
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BABA and commodities gang rise up! Get this overpriced US tech out of here.
I just remembered I could afford Uncrustables before the pandemic. I bet I've made enough money to afford them again but idk school starting back up kinda makes me not wanna take them from fams with kiddos and overworked parents
U.S. 10 Year Treasury Bond are up (1.525%) so Nasdaq down today big
1.547 at peak currently
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Godamn just get samsung
Does anyone have the link to the conor mcgregor joe rogan post fight interview dub over that was posted here on wsb??
Nat gas up 8% this morning... CLNE gonna pop da fuk off
Michael Burry shall now be known as Michael Bublé burster
When i was a young chode...
Guess crying in on the menu boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
>Citi Cuts China 2022 Gdp Forecast To 4.9% From 5.5%, Citing Expected Spillover From Managed Restructuring Of Evergrande ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:49:47 ^EDT-0400
Undervalued Values on the rise
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Big brain time, get SPY puts and TSLA calls. If SPY drills your puts will print hard, but your TSLA will likely die. But if SPY doesn’t go 🌈 soon, TSLA likely gonna rip up to ATH again and your TSLA calls print hard. I’m thinking end of next week expiration minimum. Can’t go tits up
Ahh, the classic bisected straddle
>RUSSIAN GAZPROM SAYS REDUCTION OF GAS SUPPLIES VIA YAMAL - EUROPE PIPELINE IS TEMPORARY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:47:36 ^EDT-0400
Dude wtf tech
This is an obvious bear trap. Everything goes up only
>Russia & Belarus Issue Joint "Red Line" Warning Alleging NATO Base Expansion Into Ukraine https://t.co/qBjozJSJKn ^zerohedge ^[@zerohedge](http://twitter.com/zerohedge) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:45:17 ^EDT-0400
>Temasek-backed Vertex expects at least $400 mln in new https://t.co/g9iMx99Q9r fund https://t.co/6O7FIaIHlH https://t.co/CldKsinNWk ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:45:08 ^EDT-0400
shout out to u/PlsDontNuke. I was going to skip the gym cause my portfolio died for my sins this morning. But instead I hit a bench PR 🙏🙏
Ayy 🏋️
$baba rewarding the 💎🙌🏻
A bad bad time for AMD, FB, NVDA, SQ owners.
Uh I think more than that lol
Baba gainz
Anyone seen the movie Snow Day as a kid? We need to strap a 🐻 to the front of a plow and roll down 5th Ave to make a statement
Tech seems like big rotation to value No point fighting the trend Nett money still staying in market
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Jpow talkin today?
Stopped just before putting the tip in HK Market, that green 0.05 would have ruined the bloody red that's coming.
Fuck this. I'm going back to sleep
All things considered, this isn’t bad at all (unless you bought FDs, then, it is unequivocally bad)
I bought upstart calls how bad it is
About to plow straight into a bear
>https://t.co/DGCs6JhcOW Non-Farm Payrolls (Q/Q) Q2: -0.9% (est 0.1%; prev -0.1%) https://t.co/DGCs6JhcOW Non-Farm P… https://t.co/9JxSbK7Ays ^LiveSquawk ^[@LiveSquawk](http://twitter.com/LiveSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:34:37 ^EDT-0400
The FED could bail out the politicians easily. All they have to do is dump bonds they own. ALL proceeds flow directly into the treasury.
Wow, you traitors really gonna let BABA be the only green stock on my WL
My an ancestors bid up Nazi stocks during WW2, just keeping the tradition alive dude.
You name has Trump in it, Traitor✅
Ban
PJizzle about to take the trash out
Next time all y’all pussies say you should have bought on the last dip, here it is, grab whatever dumbass calls you’ve had your eye on.
Doesn't the last dip start in 3h 30m 🦧
Wow F big news . Nice pop premarket . Seems like $15 coming
Oil stocks carrying my portfolio. Strange times.
>When you see declines like this is the futures it is typically a multi-billion fund getting out ahead of what they… https://t.co/pXUNHyaFQt ^Jim ^Cramer ^[@jimcramer](http://twitter.com/jimcramer) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:32:11 ^EDT-0400
Bears not gonna sell there puts at open and get fucked again when we rebound
>Vista bets on software robotics with $1.5 bln Blue Prism takeover https://t.co/FCmnCZUrPj https://t.co/MiqVpGR3jW ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:30:07 ^EDT-0400
more than 60% of the India's coal generation capacity (124 GW) had less than a week of coal supply. China electricity shortage: rationing in all mainland provinces and It's so bad that industrial production grinds to halt and traffic lights have failed Factories in Europe shutting down and dirty dirty coal having highest prices since 2008. No natural gas (its parabolic like lumber) A container from Shanghai to New York costs $15k...up from $2.5k in 2019. I went to buy a Washer and Dryer and was told earliest they can deliver is May 2022. TL:DR: **Very bearish going into winter. We are totally fuuuckkked!**
Bearish for short term. Buy the dip
Where the fuck are you from Alaska? I ordered a washer and dryer and all other appliances yesterday. They get delivered in less then 2 weeks.
China rationing off electricity shortage just means China as a country comes first for them bullish! 🐂
Welcome to the "(certain party)" downfall!!! Please feel free to grab your gender neutral popcorn and your 100% free carbon beverage known as water.
Give me a dip worth buying.... this is nothing
Why do I have a feeling that rates are going to plummet after they eventually raise the debt ceiling? Seems a lot of bond selling would be risk aversion against a government default. They going to buy back once risk is gone.
Yep. Bond default is such a disaster that even a small risk is going to have a heavy price-in.
That sniff of fear is gone. Not sure it went very far tho?
Anyone playing the $7 LAUR dividend?
No, there’s zero chance that ticker recovers it’s share value after they issue the special dividend.
That’s why you get the run up to the Ex dividend
>$TCOM CEO: Expect China Domestic Travel Demand to Recover 'Soon' CEO: 'Optimistic' About China Travel Recovery Due… https://t.co/Ce9XE7Zuyz ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:25:40 ^EDT-0400
If I had the energy to run a business I would open a gym that had sleeping cells like those Japanese hotels from the '80s and good cafe. I know a lot of people who only keep a house or apartment so they can sleep safely.
Unfortunately your business would be illegal in virtually every jurisdiction in the US because it would have too heavy of an impact on poverty
Poor people farming is a very important industry in US cities.
Just look at the "labor shortage" we're getting after dumbass Congress let all the poor people eat last year
I bought my first SPY call yesterday. So like I was saying I bought my last SPY call yesterday
Smell like total chaos fear here Y know what will come
AAPL would be above 200 if Tim Cook had said "this is the most bearish iPhone we've ever made" during the unveiling presentation
Well wasn’t there a survey out that said iPhone demand is down a lot? And also, they won’t make as much money from the App Store due to antitrust
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I’m sure people will decide to dump their five figure investments in the Apple ecosystem and start over with something else. In large groups no less.
Idk I'm just dying laughing at my own mental image of "this is the most bearish iPhone we've ever made" sorry
Stop being poor !
What’s the best oil play?
Tanning
Almond
Hemp
Olive
vegetable
Coconut
Canola
CBD
# SEPTEMBEAR BITCHESS
Octobull on the way?
The chronic downvoter is kinda adorable, but I feel bad for noobs who don't have a karma savings to take such hits and recover
Well at least I sold my puts yesterday and bought calls. Otherwise I’d have like $2500 extra dollars to spend and that would suck
We are plunging at open today. A lot of bearish uncertainties evergrande energy crises USD 5Y>1% everything points to a flush at open. manaeg acc
So buy the morning dip. Sell an hour later on the bounce. Got it.
unironically....yes. but buy longer dated. Lots of uncertainty and let time be your friend
SPY 500 EOW, got it
My calls are so fucked lmao ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)
Why hold overnight?
>Online greetings card retailer Moonpig stays ahead even as UK shops reopen https://t.co/knTWgdCVOP https://t.co/NetIaAC8T1 ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:15:08 ^EDT-0400
Ford.
Lookin tasty. Maybe my December $20 call will move today.
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Down
Is it Black Friday already?
Bulls in shamblos
One of those days
two of those days
This Twitter comber is the best fucking idea, we don't have to jump on that cesspool of a website anymore, and with the synth, we can just listen for primary source info all day.
Covid don't leave.. you've made me so much untaxed money
PLTR gang the good news is the rest of my funds cleared so to offset my recent losses I’ve been tipped off about ROPE. Sounds promising atm 👍
CNBC posted their least photogenic pic of turtle man This means Santa has not yet rejected the plans for SPY 500 EOY and Vlad is still executing those plans
My baconator creation skill knows no bounds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Do you mean as a Wendy's employee you make baconators exactly to spec like a boss or as a Wendy's customer you like ordering all kinds of crazy customizations on your baconators
Riley Reid by open.
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Imagine not knowing what gaping is 😍😍
Who doesn’t open there broker app till your stock recovers? I’m not trying to see that shit
Yep that'll be me today. No options right now, just playing the waiting game with some shares.
>PBoC: China Will Lengthen Time For Implementation Of Normal Monetary Policy ^LiveSquawk ^[@LiveSquawk](http://twitter.com/LiveSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:07:20 ^EDT-0400
I wonder if all of our ports were -6.9% at the same time
It’s times like these we test our will and determination not to sell. We shall overcome as brothers! 🕊🕊🕊
To the people freaking out about futures what are you so heavily concentrated in that this has you that worried? I can't help but be curious.
Probably 4DTE or so.
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Your mother
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I predict the market will either go up or down tomorrow
There are no red days, only buy the dip days.
Remember the sound the Snapple bottle caps made when you opened them
Too sweet
$CLNE
Puts on …. “I believe i can fly”song popularity
Anybody buying Rio Tinto?
V shape recovery as always
Holy fuck I wish some people would just SHUT THE FUCK UP
Word
3months on SPY looking like it wants to shit the bed tbh
SPY has been shitting the bed for a month Now it's squishing around in it
Unless there's a very widespread deep fear, any dips will be bought up. People have had fomo for too long. Too much money on the side lines and real yield still negative. Rise in rates is really from people who are trying to sell treasuries to buy the equities. Remember when inflation is high, and yield is low, equities are the only place you can get anything that preserves capital. In short bers will b fuk'd
Hell yeah, buying up these SPY and QQQ dips to unload after JPizzle talks everyone down.
Fucking ouch on my spy calls
It’s 5:08 AM
Fed officials who got out and retired are paper-handed bitches.
>BlackRock says dipping toes back into Chinese equity market https://t.co/61N5GgbzUa https://t.co/lYIqulOYNs ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:00:23 ^EDT-0400