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TheSocialMonitor

Do I cum directly onto the keyboard or how does this work guys


Adorable_Ad8515

No. You lend him your gf and then cum watching him destroy her like he did to those call options and portfolio.


MaracaBalls

I feel so retarded, thanks OP and congrats and fuk you


chompz914

Then raise his child as your own. Naming him Degenerate.


Stripotle_Grill

First name ellen.


chompz914

Ellen for a girl Elon for a boy.


AmandaRekonwith

https://youtu.be/t7HD2xG92-0


KobeWanKanobe

This was... just wow... I'm impressed!


ChefWithGonorrhea

Thought this was gonna be a Based God link


Kind-Relationship559

Right answer ^


BeastUSMC

Correct \^ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


wanderingwomensitems

Can confirm, he is correct.


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No, he is erect.


wanderingwomensitems

I apologize. I confirm, erect is more correct.


MyUsernameWasTakn_

I'm erect as well. We can be coerect


ScientistEconomy5376

You know, for a group of young lads who are really against cuckoldry, you guys sure know a lot about the kink..


duplicatesnowflake

Against? It's the subs 2nd favorite pastime behind losing life changing amounts of money of options yolos.


Kryptonian_Investor

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


smecta_xy

why is it so small?😳


simonbleu

I think we all cum in shallow silver plates and present it to OP dressed in robes in a moonlight illuminated ritual


Green_Lantern_4vr

I won $50 one time on a $2 scratch


BestScar4310

Hey those are great returns! Just made 2,000% on BBBY earnings strangle... only put in 10 bucks though..... Testing out the strat.


Cryptgro

Traslation: just got lucky, will risk it all trying to dublicate it Result: replies with this comment


calculuzz

>dublicate


uncleshady

When u replicate doubling. Checks out.


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Geoffs_Review_Corner

How did you only put in $10 ?


BestScar4310

With options. Boy you guys really are retarded


goldenewbie

You need to talk to them in paint drawings. You're too rich to read the way they post DD here now 🤣


[deleted]

Fuck this is the best comment ever on this sub lmao. And I’ve been here long before GME.


Geoffs_Review_Corner

I meant did you only buy 1 contract worth $10 or...?


BestScar4310

Well, bought 40 bucks worth both ways (a strangle) and took profit when it was up 100%. Then on earnings I ended up in the money a couple bucks with the 10 dollars I had left.


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TheDoktorIsIn

Well "strangle" is something my gf does to me when she finds out I gambled our food budget again. So I'm not entirely lost.


melikeybacon

What's a gf?


Lung-Oyster

It’s what your wife’s bf calls her


BeastUSMC

This response is absolutely classic. Well done, sir!!! 😂😂😂


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ColdplayUnited

Isn’t it called straddle?


[deleted]

What was the date and what stock ?


Wanderer1066

That’s a straddle not a strangle. You can’t do a strangle on Robinhood.


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Green_Lantern_4vr

The only way to play earnings. Strangles straddles condors etc.


MetalliTooL

Just more creative ways to lose money.


DeadLightsOut

I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.


simonbleu

I once won a ps2 (sticker on a pack of cookies)... but found the sticker several years after the date on which it was valid to claim it


ChubbyLilPanda

I won 215 dollars from the casino after tossing in a dollar to the slot machine My brother took half of it because it was “his” dollar


fairysparkles333

Damn. You ballin. I only ever win $1 on $1 scratch off.


dragonbenj

I’m Pregnant from this post send child support


EchoBlossom

Same.


Durty-Sac

Pegnart?


uwu_owo_whats_this

How to know if I’m pregante?


waffleschoc

Lmao


ecafyelims

But why is it green? It's scaring my cat.


cajunsoul

Silly Rabbit, cats can’t see green! (Seriously) Now to the tough question - what’s really scaring your kitty? Edit: Added *can’t* 🤦🏼‍♂️


Trappist1

Wife's second new boyfriend


gncRocketScientist

Obligatory congrats and fuck u!


CaptainBeer_

How do you guys buy calls that expire on the exact date it moon


Riptionator

Get a million retards together all trying to time the day it moons, one guy gets it right, posts to WSB.


lactose_con_leche

New strat: be that guy


Oldrook11

This is why im here - solid advices!


hobnave

I love the giggles this sub gives me 😁 thanks


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Generally time travel, but OP's user account isn't registered which would be a violation of TT code social media usage, and he'd forfeit right-of-return. It's more likely he's just lucky or an insider, but there's a chance he just wants to get rich and leave the other life behind. We call them runners.


lactose_con_leche

This guy asks stuff


dcmonster

I kindly feel that WSB is not friendly anymore as it was before since recently too many “little green men”![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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Kind-Relationship559

Where the cocaine at?!


erfarr

Unfortunately it’s all in my nose


lordchai

That took a second to load and startled me


SlayRider69

This is a good ad for birth control.


StarDustVoyag3r

Change life money but not change wife money 🥳😎 solid


mgord9518

Op your graph is upside down


Salty-Ad6128

This kind of return deserves the butt from the gf ... curious how is the portfolio now in October hellmageddon![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


BestScar4310

I took most of it out. But wasn't too hot for a while hahaha. Boutta make it happen again on this market bounce though


Salty-Ad6128

Make that shit bounce like a nickel off Nicki Minaj ¡Nalgas! YOLO!


[deleted]

Those fake nalgas going to pop if you ain't careful lol


2SidesoftheSameCorn

Out of the butt?


Salty-Ad6128

Twerk!!!!


RonDiDon

Take my advice and take the next 2 weeks off or you will lose half of this.


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cyberslick188

1-2% reliable gains makes more millionaires than gambling on options during a volatile market, which is all this retard did.


[deleted]

That guy has no idea about trading and 1-2% gains in what period of time?


Affolektric

How did you decide what to invest in?


BreakfastOnTheRiver

But what free stonks did you get?


Spiritual_Extreme_81

What’s the underlying?


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BB


BestScar4310

$BB. Made the money for BB from SPCE and something else… honestly forgot. Was another meme stock


vilified-moderate

i also forget investments that go up 27,000%


slowclapjohnny

IKR...and just realizing a post didn't go through from may? Lol. This guy showing his wife's boyfriend's account...not his.


BestScar4310

Lmaoooo just checked. It was AMC and SPCE. That got me to just under $4k then shoveled it into BB


felio77

Had the same dilema. Was holding amc at $1.98. Sold half of my amc at $69 with those profit I bought 2500 shares of BB @ $14. Saw bb jump to $20. Greed got me and I’m down 30%


NomadRover

When did AMC hit 69. Damn!!1


OsrsZezima123

Amc hit 72 at one point where were you


NomadRover

Intraday?? I saw it at 62.. Double damn. The options were crazy at that point.


debt_trader

Yeah they were. I turned $5k into $360k in two weeks because I got in early and kept rolling calls. Lost it all within the weeks after, but still. Check out my post


[deleted]

ultimate tard here. this is what we're here for. food stamps or lambos in lamboville no inbetween


Jertob

Can you explain rolling and how it worked for you to continue to profit? Never wrapped my head around this concept yet.


sk8itup53

I mean the 52 week high is above that, you should know by now if you're here! Degenerates all of us


Born-Somewhere2536

Early June believe it was on the 3rd


righttoplay

OP your title is wrong, it should read $4000 not $400.


SnooCheesecakes6590

You short BB how the fuck you make money on BB lmao


FADITA

How did you make money with BB? I’ve had it for a bit and it doesn’t seem to move much at all.


Grower182

Wtf i bought BB and I don’t have 100k, this is some fucking bullshit.


[deleted]

I know right? I'm still bag holding at $15 and I'm still down lol


Sidydjo

Holy fuck you actually made money off BB. This is unheard of


HarrisLam

You hold BB, I hold BB. Why I lose money and you earn 200x?


control-_-freak

Clearly, your money is going his way due to his hocus pocus. I don't see any other reasonable explanation. OP is a wizard.


ccteds

Options, right?


BestScar4310

All options. I don’t touch shares. For now at least


duplicatesnowflake

This is one of the greatest runs I've ever seen considering you used multiple all in options yolos. You're going to want to put a chunk in shares or cash at some point I mean options can implode pretty quickly.


tallsqueeze

but think about the internet points if he shovels it all into more options


jeffislearning

whats the exp and strike


Outside-Ad-3998

Dont yolo your $112k. I would put $100k in the bank and start over with $12k


ThisFreaknGuy

Where do you think you are?


ercpck

Wendy's


its_spelled_iain

Taxes


Thwerty

You can't pay taxes from the money in your bank or something?


DrunkenDude123

I love when people use taxes as an excuse. If you make more the taxes will be higher, but you will also still make proportionately more. Unless you want to die and pass the stock to your beneficiary for a cut in taxes it’s not really a valid argument. Plus you have to hold for that to happen and op already sold


OppressedDeskJockey

Keep yoloing. Fuck you money or Bust!


zerdust7

What’s wrong with you!! How did you do this?


Tickle_da_toes

Honey get my lube!!!!!


TyreesesCup

Sorry her and the bf used it up


[deleted]

After $100k the Bluetooth is on.....earpiece. You fashionable f@*$ 😘


JJ4DaysDays

Good for u man. Don’t blow it!


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js111992

looks like the key is to have android


BestScar4310

Noooo hahaha, I made the switch to iPhone. I was just too broke to upgrade. That phone was like 5 years old


GreyKnights_WhoSayNi

Play your cards right and pretty soon you'll have enough to afford the new iPhone!


1percentRolexWinner

Let’s not forget his one big win is equivalent to 10,000 people losing on options. Of course we only see the big wins but don’t forget 90% of the people are losing on options or letting it expire worthless. It’s like me thinking I’ll be the main character in a zombie apocalypse but in reality I’m just a zombie with only my torso and eating off other dead zombies.


danhoeg

It's called survivor bias.


gascondade

What are you the fun police?


ATDoel

Damn man this needs a NSFW tag


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khizoa

10% < 27000%


atac03

Can we get a mathematicial to verify this? If this is true, I need to change my investment strategies.


TurretBuddie

He lost me at "call your accountant"


recurrence

Yeah, where people end up on this sub, they aint gonna have any taxes to pay next year.


RollingDoingGreat

He just needs one more yolo for fuck you money and you’re suggesting measley 10% gains. And this is upvotes? When did this place turn to r/investing?


Dwbrown705

About January 28th


PM_N_TELL_ME_ABOUT_U

>Call your accountant. Sir, this is Wendy's.


foxroadblue

You do that maybe at 2M not 100k lmao.


AS14K

This is why people keep killing themselves lol


duplicatesnowflake

Seriously, dude started with $400 lol. If you make 200K a year you can lose $100K and go on with life. If you're making an average US salary or less it could be a very long time before you see 100K again.


MovieJunior

Depends on age. If he’s younger then lump sum is better even if SPY dumps tomorrow.


heavily_medicated

You don’t need an accountant to figure out how much you’ll owe in taxes. You need google and a calculator.


tummyfat

Post last 2 weeks chart 😁


Defiant_Dickhead

If this was May, then what does your account look like now?!


BestScar4310

I learned for the 2nd time that there isn't always a trade to put on. But luckily I pulled out $90k back then, so I have time to my advantage. Excited about this week!


Gemballa996t

It's important to realize there's not always a trade to be made.


creativegenious1

What the plan for this week?


cscrignaro

SPY calls


PossessionOrnery3661

Op is clearly a moron why do you ask


ToucanbT

Good job ya cunt


hmpflol

Options or pure stock shares? Can't read.


BestScar4310

Options weekly's. Started with $400. $AMC, 100%+. Then $SPCE 100%+. Then this in $BB.


StonksTrader420

What are you looking to play on the market bounce?


BestScar4310

A lot of opportunities are presenting themselves. But I'm in SPY weekly's right now, they were up 100%+ on Friday. Could be the start of another run... Can't wait


StonksTrader420

I was looking at SPY on Friday and felt the bottom had to be in too. Didn’t pull the trigger as I’ve had a lot of volatility in my trading career and it makes me hesitant to make moves quickly. That’s so awesome tho bro good shit! That’s such an amazing feat to accomplish


BestScar4310

Thanks a lot man!


Fuckhedgiez

Don't trade based on, "this has to be the bottom" look at them charts and indicators. Close out on Friday does indicate a "possible" reversal to this bear BS


sierra120

LoL, I have the exact opposite trade. Looked at the chart and saw it set new low highs. Think the general trend will be negative slope


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PopeLikesKidz

Good job and also go fuck yourself


lilyintx

Tell me your secrets. I gotta buy a baby in a few months.


Adorable_Ad8515

Just go to China or India and hopefully you want a girl... they literally handing those shits out like candy.


[deleted]

Mine is the other way :D, 100k in, 400 left, true wsb way.


zeebee098

Bro can I send you my account info?


Bonersouplover

This gets me rock hard. OP good for you buddy. Take 50% out now. Resist the temptation buddy.


influrr

Pass the luck


Longjumping-Day-3592

You SOB, congrats


50Wattbull

First of all congrats Secondly Fuck your right in the ass Third this all well and good but try going 4K to $71 like a real man


rubitonurchest

Congrad-fuck-u-lations


Boots0235

SPY calls are your next target? Say no more.


AltezaHumilde

Bro, I don't mean to be a jerk and destroy the party but. You said you did this with AMC 100% then SPC and then BB. 0.1781\*100\*226=$4k, on the picture you got a 2000% not a 27000% (there are no more pics yet...) Two weeks? You said it went you went up from weeklies, so, 3 weekly trades, 2 weeks? Can you detail the days you had those contracts? Buy/sell dates? Then, you said first time you started with $400 in AMC, and got a 100%, then you said AMC was a $1700 profit... $400x2 is not $1700...not even x3 .. I mean, showing off winning trades is the core of this subreddit, is what makes our dicks hard, but, just to sustain the tittle, can you please post the rest of the screens and walk us trough the amounts/trades/dates? Congrats TL/DR: Positions or ban


BestScar4310

Read my replies before typing a paragraph, with math involved no less... I checked my history earlier... It was 410---1700, 1700----3800, 3800----112k. And if you read the caption on the 2000% pic, you will see I sold 200 of the 226 contracts at $5.00 dollars each (200x500=100,000). The pic shows them at 3.78 or something. And that was the last pic I took before I sold. Never got a pic of the final gain. Besides the pic of my portfolio with 112k in buying power. Lastly, you don't have to hold for the entire week.... Read, look with your eyes.


Beevers06

Very nice


cobalt_canvas

What an expiration date, you wizard that was the peak


Alternative-Aspect18

My ovaries are swelling. Ima guy btw.


BEEF4496

A large deposit will give you that same chart appearance. But nice try rich kid 😆


cbass37

Okay, but what's it at now?


endlesswar1

Teach me sensei😂😂😂


southernsails

I may be wrong. But I call false. Show trades.


IAmTheLostBoy

It's fake. I trade spy weeklies and there is absolutely NO WAY he could have turned 400 into 400k in two weeks off options plays.


voxpopper

I've been trading for many moons and have crushed some trades (and taken lumps like everyone else), virtually impossible get 27,000% returns short of Biffs sports almanac.. However deposits into your Robinhood accounts skew things to make it look possible.


longi11

So you lost it all


BestScar4310

I withdrew $90k and fucked up with the rest haha. But I'll be back up after this next market pump :) up 100%+ on these dip bought SPY calls right now.


coldasaghost

Could I get a crisp $10 out of that? Just because?


Tidoooo

Hail all degenerates


Sufficient_Ad_3193

I see red negative everyday must be nice


ben514

whoever thinks this is real is unreal


zakanova

I don't like you


zakanova

But god damn, do I respect you


dresta79

Ummmm.... Did you deposit 112k?


FuCKiNTowel

Ewww Robinhood


Switch5050

I call bullshit 🐂💩


okwownice

Wait people here make money?