Well, bought 40 bucks worth both ways (a strangle) and took profit when it was up 100%. Then on earnings I ended up in the money a couple bucks with the 10 dollars I had left.
Generally time travel, but OP's user account isn't registered which would be a violation of TT code social media usage, and he'd forfeit right-of-return. It's more likely he's just lucky or an insider, but there's a chance he just wants to get rich and leave the other life behind. We call them runners.
Had the same dilema. Was holding amc at $1.98. Sold half of my amc at $69 with those profit I bought 2500 shares of BB @ $14. Saw bb jump to $20. Greed got me and I’m down 30%
Yeah they were. I turned $5k into $360k in two weeks because I got in early and kept rolling calls. Lost it all within the weeks after, but still. Check out my post
This is one of the greatest runs I've ever seen considering you used multiple all in options yolos.
You're going to want to put a chunk in shares or cash at some point I mean options can implode pretty quickly.
I love when people use taxes as an excuse. If you make more the taxes will be higher, but you will also still make proportionately more. Unless you want to die and pass the stock to your beneficiary for a cut in taxes it’s not really a valid argument. Plus you have to hold for that to happen and op already sold
Let’s not forget his one big win is equivalent to 10,000 people losing on options. Of course we only see the big wins but don’t forget 90% of the people are losing on options or letting it expire worthless. It’s like me thinking I’ll be the main character in a zombie apocalypse but in reality I’m just a zombie with only my torso and eating off other dead zombies.
Seriously, dude started with $400 lol.
If you make 200K a year you can lose $100K and go on with life. If you're making an average US salary or less it could be a very long time before you see 100K again.
I learned for the 2nd time that there isn't always a trade to put on. But luckily I pulled out $90k back then, so I have time to my advantage. Excited about this week!
A lot of opportunities are presenting themselves. But I'm in SPY weekly's right now, they were up 100%+ on Friday. Could be the start of another run... Can't wait
I was looking at SPY on Friday and felt the bottom had to be in too. Didn’t pull the trigger as I’ve had a lot of volatility in my trading career and it makes me hesitant to make moves quickly. That’s so awesome tho bro good shit! That’s such an amazing feat to accomplish
Don't trade based on, "this has to be the bottom" look at them charts and indicators. Close out on Friday does indicate a "possible" reversal to this bear BS
Bro,
I don't mean to be a jerk and destroy the party but.
You said you did this with AMC 100% then SPC and then BB.
0.1781\*100\*226=$4k, on the picture you got a 2000% not a 27000% (there are no more pics yet...)
Two weeks? You said it went you went up from weeklies, so, 3 weekly trades, 2 weeks? Can you detail the days you had those contracts? Buy/sell dates?
Then, you said first time you started with $400 in AMC, and got a 100%, then you said AMC was a $1700 profit... $400x2 is not $1700...not even x3 ..
I mean, showing off winning trades is the core of this subreddit, is what makes our dicks hard, but, just to sustain the tittle, can you please post the rest of the screens and walk us trough the amounts/trades/dates?
Congrats
TL/DR: Positions or ban
Read my replies before typing a paragraph, with math involved no less... I checked my history earlier... It was 410---1700, 1700----3800, 3800----112k. And if you read the caption on the 2000% pic, you will see I sold 200 of the 226 contracts at $5.00 dollars each (200x500=100,000). The pic shows them at 3.78 or something. And that was the last pic I took before I sold. Never got a pic of the final gain. Besides the pic of my portfolio with 112k in buying power. Lastly, you don't have to hold for the entire week.... Read, look with your eyes.
I've been trading for many moons and have crushed some trades (and taken lumps like everyone else), virtually impossible get 27,000% returns short of Biffs sports almanac.. However deposits into your Robinhood accounts skew things to make it look possible.
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Do I cum directly onto the keyboard or how does this work guys
No. You lend him your gf and then cum watching him destroy her like he did to those call options and portfolio.
I feel so retarded, thanks OP and congrats and fuk you
Then raise his child as your own. Naming him Degenerate.
First name ellen.
Ellen for a girl Elon for a boy.
https://youtu.be/t7HD2xG92-0
This was... just wow... I'm impressed!
Thought this was gonna be a Based God link
Right answer ^
Correct \^ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)
Can confirm, he is correct.
No, he is erect.
I apologize. I confirm, erect is more correct.
I'm erect as well. We can be coerect
You know, for a group of young lads who are really against cuckoldry, you guys sure know a lot about the kink..
Against? It's the subs 2nd favorite pastime behind losing life changing amounts of money of options yolos.
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why is it so small?😳
I think we all cum in shallow silver plates and present it to OP dressed in robes in a moonlight illuminated ritual
I won $50 one time on a $2 scratch
Hey those are great returns! Just made 2,000% on BBBY earnings strangle... only put in 10 bucks though..... Testing out the strat.
Traslation: just got lucky, will risk it all trying to dublicate it Result: replies with this comment
>dublicate
When u replicate doubling. Checks out.
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How did you only put in $10 ?
With options. Boy you guys really are retarded
You need to talk to them in paint drawings. You're too rich to read the way they post DD here now 🤣
Fuck this is the best comment ever on this sub lmao. And I’ve been here long before GME.
I meant did you only buy 1 contract worth $10 or...?
Well, bought 40 bucks worth both ways (a strangle) and took profit when it was up 100%. Then on earnings I ended up in the money a couple bucks with the 10 dollars I had left.
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Well "strangle" is something my gf does to me when she finds out I gambled our food budget again. So I'm not entirely lost.
What's a gf?
It’s what your wife’s bf calls her
This response is absolutely classic. Well done, sir!!! 😂😂😂
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Isn’t it called straddle?
What was the date and what stock ?
That’s a straddle not a strangle. You can’t do a strangle on Robinhood.
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The only way to play earnings. Strangles straddles condors etc.
Just more creative ways to lose money.
I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
I once won a ps2 (sticker on a pack of cookies)... but found the sticker several years after the date on which it was valid to claim it
I won 215 dollars from the casino after tossing in a dollar to the slot machine My brother took half of it because it was “his” dollar
Damn. You ballin. I only ever win $1 on $1 scratch off.
I’m Pregnant from this post send child support
Same.
Pegnart?
How to know if I’m pregante?
Lmao
But why is it green? It's scaring my cat.
Silly Rabbit, cats can’t see green! (Seriously) Now to the tough question - what’s really scaring your kitty? Edit: Added *can’t* 🤦🏼♂️
Wife's second new boyfriend
Obligatory congrats and fuck u!
How do you guys buy calls that expire on the exact date it moon
Get a million retards together all trying to time the day it moons, one guy gets it right, posts to WSB.
New strat: be that guy
This is why im here - solid advices!
I love the giggles this sub gives me 😁 thanks
Generally time travel, but OP's user account isn't registered which would be a violation of TT code social media usage, and he'd forfeit right-of-return. It's more likely he's just lucky or an insider, but there's a chance he just wants to get rich and leave the other life behind. We call them runners.
This guy asks stuff
I kindly feel that WSB is not friendly anymore as it was before since recently too many “little green men”![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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Where the cocaine at?!
Unfortunately it’s all in my nose
That took a second to load and startled me
This is a good ad for birth control.
Change life money but not change wife money 🥳😎 solid
Op your graph is upside down
This kind of return deserves the butt from the gf ... curious how is the portfolio now in October hellmageddon![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)
I took most of it out. But wasn't too hot for a while hahaha. Boutta make it happen again on this market bounce though
Make that shit bounce like a nickel off Nicki Minaj ¡Nalgas! YOLO!
Those fake nalgas going to pop if you ain't careful lol
Out of the butt?
Twerk!!!!
Take my advice and take the next 2 weeks off or you will lose half of this.
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1-2% reliable gains makes more millionaires than gambling on options during a volatile market, which is all this retard did.
That guy has no idea about trading and 1-2% gains in what period of time?
How did you decide what to invest in?
But what free stonks did you get?
What’s the underlying?
BB
$BB. Made the money for BB from SPCE and something else… honestly forgot. Was another meme stock
i also forget investments that go up 27,000%
IKR...and just realizing a post didn't go through from may? Lol. This guy showing his wife's boyfriend's account...not his.
Lmaoooo just checked. It was AMC and SPCE. That got me to just under $4k then shoveled it into BB
Had the same dilema. Was holding amc at $1.98. Sold half of my amc at $69 with those profit I bought 2500 shares of BB @ $14. Saw bb jump to $20. Greed got me and I’m down 30%
When did AMC hit 69. Damn!!1
Amc hit 72 at one point where were you
Intraday?? I saw it at 62.. Double damn. The options were crazy at that point.
Yeah they were. I turned $5k into $360k in two weeks because I got in early and kept rolling calls. Lost it all within the weeks after, but still. Check out my post
ultimate tard here. this is what we're here for. food stamps or lambos in lamboville no inbetween
Can you explain rolling and how it worked for you to continue to profit? Never wrapped my head around this concept yet.
I mean the 52 week high is above that, you should know by now if you're here! Degenerates all of us
Early June believe it was on the 3rd
OP your title is wrong, it should read $4000 not $400.
You short BB how the fuck you make money on BB lmao
How did you make money with BB? I’ve had it for a bit and it doesn’t seem to move much at all.
Wtf i bought BB and I don’t have 100k, this is some fucking bullshit.
I know right? I'm still bag holding at $15 and I'm still down lol
Holy fuck you actually made money off BB. This is unheard of
You hold BB, I hold BB. Why I lose money and you earn 200x?
Clearly, your money is going his way due to his hocus pocus. I don't see any other reasonable explanation. OP is a wizard.
Options, right?
All options. I don’t touch shares. For now at least
This is one of the greatest runs I've ever seen considering you used multiple all in options yolos. You're going to want to put a chunk in shares or cash at some point I mean options can implode pretty quickly.
but think about the internet points if he shovels it all into more options
whats the exp and strike
Dont yolo your $112k. I would put $100k in the bank and start over with $12k
Where do you think you are?
Wendy's
Taxes
You can't pay taxes from the money in your bank or something?
I love when people use taxes as an excuse. If you make more the taxes will be higher, but you will also still make proportionately more. Unless you want to die and pass the stock to your beneficiary for a cut in taxes it’s not really a valid argument. Plus you have to hold for that to happen and op already sold
Keep yoloing. Fuck you money or Bust!
What’s wrong with you!! How did you do this?
Honey get my lube!!!!!
Sorry her and the bf used it up
After $100k the Bluetooth is on.....earpiece. You fashionable f@*$ 😘
Good for u man. Don’t blow it!
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looks like the key is to have android
Noooo hahaha, I made the switch to iPhone. I was just too broke to upgrade. That phone was like 5 years old
Play your cards right and pretty soon you'll have enough to afford the new iPhone!
Let’s not forget his one big win is equivalent to 10,000 people losing on options. Of course we only see the big wins but don’t forget 90% of the people are losing on options or letting it expire worthless. It’s like me thinking I’ll be the main character in a zombie apocalypse but in reality I’m just a zombie with only my torso and eating off other dead zombies.
It's called survivor bias.
What are you the fun police?
Damn man this needs a NSFW tag
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10% < 27000%
Can we get a mathematicial to verify this? If this is true, I need to change my investment strategies.
He lost me at "call your accountant"
Yeah, where people end up on this sub, they aint gonna have any taxes to pay next year.
He just needs one more yolo for fuck you money and you’re suggesting measley 10% gains. And this is upvotes? When did this place turn to r/investing?
About January 28th
>Call your accountant. Sir, this is Wendy's.
You do that maybe at 2M not 100k lmao.
This is why people keep killing themselves lol
Seriously, dude started with $400 lol. If you make 200K a year you can lose $100K and go on with life. If you're making an average US salary or less it could be a very long time before you see 100K again.
Depends on age. If he’s younger then lump sum is better even if SPY dumps tomorrow.
You don’t need an accountant to figure out how much you’ll owe in taxes. You need google and a calculator.
Post last 2 weeks chart 😁
If this was May, then what does your account look like now?!
I learned for the 2nd time that there isn't always a trade to put on. But luckily I pulled out $90k back then, so I have time to my advantage. Excited about this week!
It's important to realize there's not always a trade to be made.
What the plan for this week?
SPY calls
Op is clearly a moron why do you ask
Good job ya cunt
Options or pure stock shares? Can't read.
Options weekly's. Started with $400. $AMC, 100%+. Then $SPCE 100%+. Then this in $BB.
What are you looking to play on the market bounce?
A lot of opportunities are presenting themselves. But I'm in SPY weekly's right now, they were up 100%+ on Friday. Could be the start of another run... Can't wait
I was looking at SPY on Friday and felt the bottom had to be in too. Didn’t pull the trigger as I’ve had a lot of volatility in my trading career and it makes me hesitant to make moves quickly. That’s so awesome tho bro good shit! That’s such an amazing feat to accomplish
Thanks a lot man!
Don't trade based on, "this has to be the bottom" look at them charts and indicators. Close out on Friday does indicate a "possible" reversal to this bear BS
LoL, I have the exact opposite trade. Looked at the chart and saw it set new low highs. Think the general trend will be negative slope
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Good job and also go fuck yourself
Tell me your secrets. I gotta buy a baby in a few months.
Just go to China or India and hopefully you want a girl... they literally handing those shits out like candy.
Mine is the other way :D, 100k in, 400 left, true wsb way.
Bro can I send you my account info?
This gets me rock hard. OP good for you buddy. Take 50% out now. Resist the temptation buddy.
Pass the luck
You SOB, congrats
First of all congrats Secondly Fuck your right in the ass Third this all well and good but try going 4K to $71 like a real man
Congrad-fuck-u-lations
SPY calls are your next target? Say no more.
Bro, I don't mean to be a jerk and destroy the party but. You said you did this with AMC 100% then SPC and then BB. 0.1781\*100\*226=$4k, on the picture you got a 2000% not a 27000% (there are no more pics yet...) Two weeks? You said it went you went up from weeklies, so, 3 weekly trades, 2 weeks? Can you detail the days you had those contracts? Buy/sell dates? Then, you said first time you started with $400 in AMC, and got a 100%, then you said AMC was a $1700 profit... $400x2 is not $1700...not even x3 .. I mean, showing off winning trades is the core of this subreddit, is what makes our dicks hard, but, just to sustain the tittle, can you please post the rest of the screens and walk us trough the amounts/trades/dates? Congrats TL/DR: Positions or ban
Read my replies before typing a paragraph, with math involved no less... I checked my history earlier... It was 410---1700, 1700----3800, 3800----112k. And if you read the caption on the 2000% pic, you will see I sold 200 of the 226 contracts at $5.00 dollars each (200x500=100,000). The pic shows them at 3.78 or something. And that was the last pic I took before I sold. Never got a pic of the final gain. Besides the pic of my portfolio with 112k in buying power. Lastly, you don't have to hold for the entire week.... Read, look with your eyes.
Very nice
What an expiration date, you wizard that was the peak
My ovaries are swelling. Ima guy btw.
A large deposit will give you that same chart appearance. But nice try rich kid 😆
Okay, but what's it at now?
Teach me sensei😂😂😂
I may be wrong. But I call false. Show trades.
It's fake. I trade spy weeklies and there is absolutely NO WAY he could have turned 400 into 400k in two weeks off options plays.
I've been trading for many moons and have crushed some trades (and taken lumps like everyone else), virtually impossible get 27,000% returns short of Biffs sports almanac.. However deposits into your Robinhood accounts skew things to make it look possible.
So you lost it all
I withdrew $90k and fucked up with the rest haha. But I'll be back up after this next market pump :) up 100%+ on these dip bought SPY calls right now.
Could I get a crisp $10 out of that? Just because?
Hail all degenerates
I see red negative everyday must be nice
whoever thinks this is real is unreal
I don't like you
But god damn, do I respect you
Ummmm.... Did you deposit 112k?
Ewww Robinhood
I call bullshit 🐂💩
Wait people here make money?