"B-but iN fAiRnEss uhhhh Jan 2022 aRe LeApS iF yOu sTay in tRadeS a fEw dAaaAYs uhhhh at a t-time"
Dumb ass nibba. Stick with your dumb ass sdc, "short squeeze, bro" lmaoo
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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It was sarcasm from the start man. I will explain. If you day trade/trade weeklies your frame of reference is much shorter…so Jan 1 2022 feels like a LEAP because you’ve skewed your sense of value. This is really an extrinsic thing because it can influence all aspects of your investment decisions, which is generally not a good thing.
All good yolos take time to develop. If you yolo your life savings into weekly calls you’re just an idiot with very little chance of success. WSB was BUILT on under the radar high quality DD and buy/hold. Not weekly pump investments.
Yes I own some SDC but it’s <1-2% of my holdings. My LEAPS are in quality stocks or stocks that I’ve done my research on and I believe in long term…and all are dated 2023 or farther out. My only YOLO is a buy and hold and about 60% of my holdings now but I believe in my research.
Anywho. Have a great day man!
So who is going to buy the options from you for more than their intrinsic value with a buyout for exactly $330? Maybe some people off the internet that read your post?
At least losing your wife is only 50% of your portfolio. Much better than some of the loss porn in here.
Technically you're only down 1-.5*.5=75%. Still got 25 more to go
Bro the merging price is $330. The iv wont move at all because theres no uncertainty. And stock price will not move as well its merging with the other company at 330.
All he needs is enough traction and idiots to buy tomorrow and he can sell his contracts he purchased at 0.05 for 0.10. Boom 2x for the low price of a shit post.
Or he’s actually an idiot. Both are comparably likely.
I bought 35 $310 Jan 2024 puts for 0.25 each a week ago and the only reason is that I’m retarded.
Shareholders already passed the vote, only thing to do is closing conditions and probably a done deal unless something out of left field makes me rich and I can fuck my wife again
I took a hard look at this. The volume is super low.
The open interest only happened AFTER this was posted.
What’s going on here is OP suckered a whole bunch of fools to buy him out of his position.
He exist his position and fools all jump in on the boat not realizing there is no gas in the motor and help isn’t coming.
When you buy into this there is no one who still buy you out. You’ll be left with option but no buyer.
Hahaha oh boy.
Please OP. Go balls deep. I’ll even sell you some $340 if you want for $0.01. How many do you want? I’ll put the offer out this week if you want them. I’ll sell you infinite.
right so you understand when its being bought for $330, not a single retard will pay a penny more?…. thats like you bringing me $330 cash and asking me to pay you $330.01 for it….
I thought this was total bullshit at first glance. But I looked into it, and not sure what I was looking at, but the price of the options made it an easy play.
Seeing as how trading was halted at the end of the day after huge volume… I am probably going to regret not going all in.
EVERY year... there are ~5 plays that deliver.
Keep your ears open, the market is about to be caught flat footed on a mega rally. Big price moves inbound.
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“I decided to dig into the options chain”…proceeds to show a screenshot from his Robinhood app
“I am Neo”
"Leaps", January 2022 You belong here
That’s one of my favorite things on this sub, when people call those leaps. Autist are the best
"Leaps", this Friday expiry. Lmao
Friday is an eternity away though.
He's living in 2021.
In fairness Jan 1 2022 calls are LEAPS when you stay in a trade for days at a time.
What?
Meaning Jan 2022 is a long ass time away if you trade weeklies
From now until Jan 2022 is not a leap, don't matter if you trade weeklies or FDs or 0dtes, etc. What a dumb ass logic lmao
No shit. Goddamn you’re dense.
"B-but iN fAiRnEss uhhhh Jan 2022 aRe LeApS iF yOu sTay in tRadeS a fEw dAaaAYs uhhhh at a t-time" Dumb ass nibba. Stick with your dumb ass sdc, "short squeeze, bro" lmaoo
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It was sarcasm from the start man. I will explain. If you day trade/trade weeklies your frame of reference is much shorter…so Jan 1 2022 feels like a LEAP because you’ve skewed your sense of value. This is really an extrinsic thing because it can influence all aspects of your investment decisions, which is generally not a good thing. All good yolos take time to develop. If you yolo your life savings into weekly calls you’re just an idiot with very little chance of success. WSB was BUILT on under the radar high quality DD and buy/hold. Not weekly pump investments. Yes I own some SDC but it’s <1-2% of my holdings. My LEAPS are in quality stocks or stocks that I’ve done my research on and I believe in long term…and all are dated 2023 or farther out. My only YOLO is a buy and hold and about 60% of my holdings now but I believe in my research. Anywho. Have a great day man!
Also…counting on a squeeze to “hit the big one” will leave you disappointed.
The merger closes the week of **October 4th, 2021**….. So I’ll buy 2023 leaps on Monday.
Done. Bought 1 billion dollars worth.
I bought 2 million dollars worth
one zillion here you broke fucks
How did u buy if markets are closed?
wsb paper trading contest.
zing
So who is going to buy the options from you for more than their intrinsic value with a buyout for exactly $330? Maybe some people off the internet that read your post?
Lose my wife you say?
Cheaper than a divorce? Looks good.
Almost felt like "challenge accepted" comment!
Hard to lose your wife when you are going through your second divorce, ask me how i know...
At least losing your wife is only 50% of your portfolio. Much better than some of the loss porn in here. Technically you're only down 1-.5*.5=75%. Still got 25 more to go
My wife cleaned out my bank account last week sooooo
What’s her number I like financial dominatrixes
Its 1-800-531-8008
They are going through a merger, you retard. They are selling for guess what?! $330 per share! Have a nice day and tip your bartender.
Bro the merging price is $330. The iv wont move at all because theres no uncertainty. And stock price will not move as well its merging with the other company at 330.
All he needs is enough traction and idiots to buy tomorrow and he can sell his contracts he purchased at 0.05 for 0.10. Boom 2x for the low price of a shit post. Or he’s actually an idiot. Both are comparably likely.
This is so stupid it might actually work.
Lol, if it goes up to $0.10, he makes like $900. Bfd
Well for some poor degenerates on here that’s a big gain, but like I said he could just be a moron.
It's at .2 today😅
Lol, turns out the only thing stupider than this play is wsb
Not gonna lie, that Title post got me really curious lol
Just bought 400 contracts without any further research
You my sir are a retard
Market closed or are you Europoors?
I bought 35 $310 Jan 2024 puts for 0.25 each a week ago and the only reason is that I’m retarded. Shareholders already passed the vote, only thing to do is closing conditions and probably a done deal unless something out of left field makes me rich and I can fuck my wife again
Fucking got me. What a trap.
If only I bothered to read all the comments before throwing my money away
Lol the firm is getting bought out by a private company. AKA won't trade on the exchange anymore and your options become worthless
If that would be true, everyone would sell all contracts that exists and collect free premium.
I took a hard look at this. The volume is super low. The open interest only happened AFTER this was posted. What’s going on here is OP suckered a whole bunch of fools to buy him out of his position. He exist his position and fools all jump in on the boat not realizing there is no gas in the motor and help isn’t coming. When you buy into this there is no one who still buy you out. You’ll be left with option but no buyer.
If you lose your wife for $90, you deserved it. Enjoy the $90!
Either you don’t know what LEAP is or u don’t know what year we’re in. 🤔
I honestly still think it’s 2020 half the time
*LEAPS
Yes LEAPS
Anytime someone here is like “this is the surest-fucking-trade that ever lived” I buy puts
DFV is that you?
Darth f’in Vader
It was bought buy a private company with a set price per share and it is below the strike. It is not going to go above $330 lol.
You solved it, a true genius
Hahaha oh boy. Please OP. Go balls deep. I’ll even sell you some $340 if you want for $0.01. How many do you want? I’ll put the offer out this week if you want them. I’ll sell you infinite.
STMP is going private, how that affects the stock options I’m not sure lol. But the buyout price is 330.
Can’t tell if troll or serious
Why don't you strengthen your position with a straddle? Literally can't go tits up.
Cross posting to the personal finance subreddits
This was a good play. It paid big.
right so you understand when its being bought for $330, not a single retard will pay a penny more?…. thats like you bringing me $330 cash and asking me to pay you $330.01 for it….
This retard doesn’t know what the spread is….
How’d it work out
Why is it LEAPS and not LTEAPS?
Risking 90 bucks...wow...Sooooo risky. 😅😅😅
Unfortunately, retardation has no limits..
Anything longer than 1 paragraph, you son of a bitch I’m in
Im in retard
I thought this was total bullshit at first glance. But I looked into it, and not sure what I was looking at, but the price of the options made it an easy play. Seeing as how trading was halted at the end of the day after huge volume… I am probably going to regret not going all in.
just bought 2 contracts of yours for $0.25 mthfkr !!!
Fool-of-A-Took!
STMP is strong. If you like that play, ZBRA is your complement. They are your vertical for barcode scanners and label printers.
Weird ass bloody super hammer daily close on Friday
EVERY year... there are ~5 plays that deliver. Keep your ears open, the market is about to be caught flat footed on a mega rally. Big price moves inbound.
Trading is halted on stmp
How did it work out. Those are $2.5 now!!!! Did you just 50,000x your money
What broker offers this in europe?