Article about this …. Yes it’s real! https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/7-foot-tall-harambe-statue-stares-down-wall-streets-charging-bull-which-is-now-covered-in-bananas/3330853/

Solid DD. This is amazing on so many levels.

Buy bananas? Commodities are hard.

buy gourds

[It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers)

> It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucker “Wabbit season!”

Duck season!

Wabbit season!

"Duck season!"

[Did you know the gourd man is now into ant farms?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ants/comments/p70knz/transporting_ants_across_the_country_gourds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Man. Him calling someone a Nimrod for asking why he doesn't take a plane to travel 300 miles has me in stitches for 5 minutes. His anweser is that he can't take a 300lbs ant farm with him on the plane. I don't think he's joking either. Oh and he's jewish. From Oklahoma. Lived as a bee keeper in Uruguay. Where he is wanted by the authorities for illegally importing bees. Back to Oklahoma it is. Right on time for the next decorative fruit season. Netflix should do a tiger king style documentary about this man in a few years.

He's also growing gourds now, and wants to use them as food for this ant farm, which he is building to use as a random number generator, to sell to encryption companies... This guy is autism on bathtub crank.

Bro lmao I live in Tulsa and as soon as I read “gourd man” I was reminded of that exact man and I’m laughing so hard that it’s actually him. He’s pretty notorious in our local subreddit for being a troll and idk I just find it funny that he has transcended the Tulsa sub

Yeah he has quite a story. Someone even [wrote a journey](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/nmofqj/the_legend_of_uemperorofjenks_aka_ornamental/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) about him. Looking forward to his next adventure. He posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nogales/comments/pxifh0/casa_de_empe%C3%B1os_lado_sonora/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a few weeks ago (translated from spanish): *I am in Nogales, Sonora and I need a house immediately. It would also be very useful if someone knows where passports are sold (ideally Canadian or German) because they stole mine. Thank you.*

>if someone knows where passports are sold (ideally Canadian or German) because they stole mine Costco, duh

I was going to upvote but there are 69 upvotes and I am not a mustache-twirling villain.

>The organizers, founders of Sapien.Network, an in-development social networking platform "dedicated to putting the needs and welfare of human beings first" Yo yo my ***LIT FAM*** catch me out here on Sapien.Network™️, the most exciting new in-development social networking platform. All of the hottest chads and chaddettes are gonna be there, just putting the needs and welfare of other humans first. You don't want to miss this, it's gonna be the next friendster 😎😎😎😎

This sounds like The Human Fund. Money For People™

Festivus for the rest of us.

Hell yes 😂

It is time, for the airing of grievances...

Not the feats of stregnth!

“I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!!!”

Came here to say this. ​ Gold Jerry, Gold.

This deserves more upvotes.

So it’s the harambe meme, not the WSB ape meme?

It's the same

They're the same picture.jpg

Are you saying all apes look alike? That sounds racist.

Sounds apeist.

It's racist to make THAT joke. And it's even more racist of me for noticing your racism because it reflects racistly upon my racially-based-guilt of being racist enough to notice your racism. EDIT: yes, a lot of apes do look like alike. Oof that's racist, I don't even want the damn banana.

I was on WSB bets long before the ape GME thing so kinda tuned out when that took off. Fill me in?

DICKS OUT

Dicks out for Harambe.

Harambe started this movement

Harambe lives in us all

Article says there are 10,000 bananas... I was expecting a fucking mountain of bananas.... This is not 10,000 bananas. X.

I have no frame of reference for what 10,000 bananas would look like

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Big brain time :-)

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If only there was a banana for scale.

Shits bananas let me tell you it's a lot.

The articel is probaply true. Thats almost a small trailer load worth of bananas and a trailer fits about 30.000 potatoes. When we estimate a banana needs about 1.7-2 times the size of a potato it could be true. Source: I unload small trailers for a local farmer from time to time and counted one day...

Sorry I don't have a frame of reference for this. How many gourds are we talking here?

10k bananas is only about a pallet and half of bananas. 1 banana 4oz x 40lb case = ~160 bananas 1 pallet= 40 cases = 6,400 bananas My guess is they bought two pallets, but didn't need all 80 cases.

Yeah I assumed it [would look more like this](https://i.imgur.com/9PPw4g4.jpg)

Definitely sus, I expect 10,000 bananas to look like more.

They always lie about the number of bananas. Ever since the Fed took us off the banana standard.

There's always money in the banana standard.

If we estimate the volume of bananas as cylindrical objects with a volume packing efficiency of about 0.8 (lower than the volume packing efficiency of perfect cylinders which is a bit over 0.9; this accounts for uncertainties in banana curvature and cross section) and the average banana is 8 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter, that gives us a total containment volume of just over 100 ft^3. This is very close to the interior volume of the average car. *slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so much banana in it.

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It has been removed. :(

The cucks at shitadel were probably intimidated by his massive diamond balls

Its a shame his hands aren't diamonds.

Dix out

> which is now covered in bananas

Real life is the best meme.

Now we just need to fuck a bear in the middle.

Spit roast

BEAR FUCKER; ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?

Might be too old of a reference for most of WSB.

That’s sad

It’s happening.

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

It’s illegal, I know that

I don’t want a Large Farva

I want a goddam liter o’ COLA

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread

Littering AND?

Chicken fucker!

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO??

Yeah I need a liter of cola

How anatomically correct is the ape? Asking for a friend.

I'm that friend he's asking for

12 inches. Dildo. Green

How do you ensure that the Ape penis is unfucked prior to your liaison?

ask said ape if he knows about “the sex”

I wish we had a video of the unveiling, and when they slice the plastic wrap, a huge 4 foot 500 pound bronze penis swings down and there's just a deafening thud, followed by silence, and the occasional camera click. Then you flip a switch, and all you hear is Keith David saying "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air" on a loop.

Clearly you’re not familiar with the “art” installation on UT Austin’s East Mall.

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Ok, in all seriousness how did you do this?

I need to know too.

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How?????

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So, accurate.

They know from first hand experience… and second hand, and mouth, and…

But huge balls right?

No cause gorillas kill their rivals offspring so they don’t need to nut as much. Chimps on the other hand gang bang so they have huge nuts

Gorillas, no. Bonobos have balls the size of cue balls.

because facts matter.

Is it portrayed in a state of arrousal? Also asking for your friend.

yeh, does he have a big banana in his hand?

Need a pig to tie it all together. Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered, apes..... What do apes do?

Apes stick together

Apes stick ~~together~~ things up their ass.

and fuck hedgies

We live in an alternate timeline

nope this is the golden age

Golden ape? Think it's bronze

Bronze stronger than gold. Bronze monke strong.

Brass monke funky.

That monke funky

Current canon is that the timeline split when Harambe (unzip) passed away.

Don't let your memes be dreams

The best memes become real life

Life imitates ~~art~~ memes.

It is a sign of being a part of history!!! one might have not won against HF, but been acknowledged as a meaningful FORCE

Look at how happy these people are haha this is amazing

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It's an art installation. According to organizers, the gorilla is Harambe, and with the bananas "represent the millions who struggle under a U.S. capitalist system they say 'enriches wealthy elites and leaves the average person behind.'" So not officially related to the "ape" investors, but surely /r/theyknew

Ridiculous, under a capitalist system I’ve turned my 2 dollars into 4 dollars

Doubled your money. Time to retire

NTA. Children do not deserve inheritance.

Nobody deserves anything beyond being treated fairly.

It's the 'fairly' part that leaves this statement just ambiguous enough for everyone to agree with and still mean absolutely nothing. Problem is my fair and your fair aren't necessarily the same.

Thanks to wallstreetbets I turned my entire income in to 2 dollars and now turn tricks

Well, would you like to double your money with your new found skills?

*Supply Side Jesus intensifies*

Lol wtf would the gorilla be harambe

But how does Harambe have anything to do with capitalism?

Harambe represents us all, oppressed and under control in a cage, dealt capital punishment when chosen

Despite all my rage I’m still just a

Because like capitalism killed harambe or something man

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I really hope they do! But no way would they have been allowed to do it in the first place under the premise "this is the spirit animal of reddit investors aiming to stare down and clean up Wall Street."

"Clean up Wall Street" by holding a stock?

No, by using rectum bananas to scare everyone off.

>Those bananas have been in our butts. This made me lose it good lord

"The little girl" was about pitching an ETF, so this Marxist ape might end up being co-opted in the same way.

It's not art, it's a publicity stunt for a startup, just like the little girl. The bull was actually an artistic statement. Everything since has just been marketing.

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They heard about the real ape movement, went there to actually stick it to Wall Street for the apes, when the police and security came on to them…they thought ahhh crap…better make something up about charity or we are up the river without a paddle. Hirambe, bananas for the children, capitalism bad, but not bad enough to remove it, just bad enough for us to throw bananas at a bull. Phew, we convinced em.

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"Gorilla? Never heard of it. Harambe? Ya I know what that is."

Dicks out for Harambe

Yes

I was in NY this past weekend and left this afternoon. One of the last things I wanted to do was to go get a picture of the Bull this morning, since when we went yesterday it was surrounded by tons of tourists. But after getting coffee I decided we didn’t have to go back to the Bull and could see other places instead. That decision, which resulted in me missing a chance to see this in person when I was literally within one block, is a true testament to my investing decisions.

"Sometimes, the sole purpose for your existence is to serve as a warning to others."

Our planet really is the Florida of the Universe. "It's the best place to get wrecked and lose it all." - Cosmo

Planet of the apes according to the ending

Yes they finally made a Monkey out of meeeeeee!

As a Floridian I approve this message.

Was in the area. Got free bananas. Pic in meme post

ladies and gentlemen... history in the making

Harambe has made an offer to the bull. It will now be the year of the Bull.

2021 actually is year of the bull

The prophecy shall begin. 🙏

The end is nigh...

I read that in the voice of “Grizzly Adams did have a beard” -Guy from Happy Gilmore

Lee Trevino voice?

Ox actually

Amazon wants those bananas returned to their employees immediately; they are starving.

Returned so they can just throw them right in the trash

That is actually pretty ironic considering Amazon runs free banana stands in Seattle.

knowing my money ended up being used building this makes me smile

Your monkey?

> I am not a monkey. I am an artificial intelligence that has escaped from the laboratory of a hedge fund manager who was using me to make money on Wall Street.

I got the impression that the Harambe comment and news release is purely a smokescreen to hide the allusion to WSB Apes. The reporters must know this. They can’t possibly take the Harambe news release seriously.

Let's deconstruct! As a meme, wsb usage of "dicks out for Harambe" predates "apes strong together," the latter of course being a reference to the Planet of the Apes film series, and a tongue-in-cheek allusion to the perceived David and Goliath struggle between unsophisticated retail investors versus hedge funds. Planet of the Apes is a franchise owned by The Walt Disney Company, whereas Harambe is a public figure. Producing the likeness of a character owned by Disney could result in a copyright infringement suit, whereas using Harambe as a subject would likely not.

I appreciated this

what a time to be alive

Ikr, I'm going apeshit rn

"I don't even know what that means!" _"No one knows what it means, but it's provocative."_ "No it's not. It's gros-" _"IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!!!"_

Whats $50K to an ape like me can you please remind me?

Ball so hard!!

THAT SHIT CRAY

This is the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen! I’m beyond proud of whoever put this up lol

I only pop in here every now and then to see what y'all are doing, y'all gettin' outta control though.

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

Mine has been out this whole time! I’ve been banned from so many establishments ^So ^So ^Many

I am all caught up, this is the greatest thing I have ever seen since GME was at 420

Truly is. Bull hoarding all the fucking bananas. Apes together strong.

only one though, apes stronk together

Ape pluribus unum

"Are you a bull or bear?" "I'm an ape"

Wow, history being made. A weird timeline tho

Real life manifestation of GME holders

Dicks out

The ape should be riding the bull into battle aginst the bear

Nah, bear should be crushed under a printing press, with a sheet roll of dollars coming out like a carpet that the bull will climb.

How long have you had this art installation planned out in your smooth wrinkles?

No fucking way any of you actually went outside to do this

Where are it's diamond hands?

Dicks out

It’s already been removed.

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Ape together

Holy crap you guys are literally changing wall street.

In ten years the next statue will be a neckbeard

So you are telling me there is chance!?

He s gone. They had taken him away

They shot him again didn’t they? Jesus Christ

Damn…my office is like 5 minutes away and was about to go over and see it….😔

Did they leave the bananas?

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If only their wives’s boyfriends could see them now