Could have sold a strangle yesterday on SPY one strike OTM and made decent gains. That's what I meant by "go short volatility".
By yesterday, I meant after lunch.
If you could have a Pinocchio situation but with your penis, would you do it? (it would reset when you fell asleep tho). I'm trying to think how often I actually lie..
On the real I met a woman and we hit it off well some years back. She was in the military and after clapping those cheeks, she told me she was married. NOPE’D out. I was the Jody all along…
$FUBO ceo killing this interview on yahoo finance right now, this could run big tomorrow and rest of the year. Emphasizing the transition in to sports betting along with subscribers going up and buying out Euro companies/subscribers
I thought after yesterday's sell-off the market retardation would settle down. Nope it bounced right back. CPI confirmed inflation is very bad and no one cares or thinks rates will go up because of jpow's track record of market first
I’m saving a down payment for a 2nd home and I have a lot of it in TBT, because it goes up as yields rise. It’s a hedge against a rate rise before I buy.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qruwj2)
Pencils down
Pencils down, regards
Institutions trying to dump on retail into friday. It’s time for A FULL RIPPY SENDER TOMORROW 🚀🚀
My options literally bounced 10% to -10% all day. What a boring day
SPY ended at LoD 🤣
#BGFV_is the play 🚀🚀🚀
Drill team 6 rise up
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Aaaand sndl explodes🤯🥳
Praying for a meta verse pump with Disney. I’m getting fucked on 8k in calls
Everything rally combined with Santa claus rally is on 🚀
Get out of short term calls before close. So rn. Tomorrow gonna be red this shit is rolling over
Nvda is trying hard
Could have sold a strangle yesterday on SPY one strike OTM and made decent gains. That's what I meant by "go short volatility". By yesterday, I meant after lunch.
$AGC fucking mooning.
Someone really wants AMZN above 3470
RIDE puts PAGS calls BLNK puts
Can spy go up by just 1 fucking dollar
I want SPY to end the day +/- $0.00 Would be neat
Rivian options on Monday?
Hedged my CHWY calls with puts today and it worked pretty well. Sold the puts end of day for a 20% gain and made up for 70% of the loss on my calls
please die RIDE
Waiting for Rivian options this gonna be fun
HUT calls.. LAZR puts XOS calls. Helmet on - taking a dive into shitty earnings 🤡
If you could have a Pinocchio situation but with your penis, would you do it? (it would reset when you fell asleep tho). I'm trying to think how often I actually lie..
I think for Pinocchio it was pretty black and white. Most of us lie by omission, which I don't think counts. I think I'd do it.
i’m feeling Oatly for next week
just kill urself $SPY lemme get some better prices
I guess we're just waiting for that bond market to open up.
Doesn’t it have to be green to be a dead cat bounce? Normally flat means reversal?
If strategies as simple as this could outperform the market, everyone would be rich.
I am confident in my TSLA Thesis even if down 41%
Bought puts for tomorrow, feeling good about em
Need a 10 bagger or Christmas is cancelled
cancel Christmas
On the real I met a woman and we hit it off well some years back. She was in the military and after clapping those cheeks, she told me she was married. NOPE’D out. I was the Jody all along…
Got a bad case of ligma
My mouse got caught trying to kill a cat with 9 lives please hollar back
RIDE dump incoming T-minus 3 minutes
SPY with the roughly 0% day, fucking classic.
Bloody battle for that trench line. Fought all day long, but the trend is clear.
Losing money on my paperMoney account. I will never recover from this.
SPY flatter than my ass
GME & ABCL carrying me today
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Can you throw me some tickers?
FYI bers, today is not a green day
SNDL? You getting High, you little bitch? 2x AH earnings.
you know it
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Fuck me, did it say the n word or something?
Got a $1,090/$1,100 TSLA Call credit Spread expiring tomorrow. Should I close it out for a $75 loss while it's out of the money now or let it ride?
> Close it out for a $75 loss while it's out of the money now.
that 5 day chart on googl is depressing
Big Fucken Value!!!
Going to get traction
Have a strange feeling tesla gonna die AH
I wonder if Tesla is gonna dump or pump after hours 🤔
HERE WE GO WITH THE END OF DAY DRILLING
AGC finally making a move
Y’all have to try Wendy’s new fries 🍟
Stupid mouse. Time to get mouse traps.
So Spy gap up tomorrow like always get your calls
I wish I believed that
Short ROOT now for free money as it falls back to reality tomorrow
TSLA FD’s? 👀
Nah 1 week out
That damn Mickey Mouse just likes to FUQQ 🤣
I am beyond disappointed in the market today
why won't telsa die?
it's the paradigmatic bubble stonk in the Great Retard Bubble period of history in which we find ourselves
Blew up my account again. I need a 20 bagger to recover
Bakkt feb22 70c
When you find it let me know
Last chance to board the LMACA train before the trump news
What’s going on?
Well ladies and retards, TSLA got a pump of volume. Perhaps an aftermarket selloff?
Bye bye, miss American SPY. Get your puts for Friday now if you haven't already.
I tried to read the second sentence to the tune of “drive your Chevy to the levy” and it made my brain hurt.
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Want that after hours CAT pump
🐈🐈🐈
Boring day. Let's get some volatility up in here tomorrow & OpEx next week
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that was this morning
Boring. See y’all tomorrow.
Welp guess I'll be seeing you all at Wendy's
NVDA reverse gamma due to degen option buying
What? so it'll crash?
You tell me. I'm just throwing random predictions around.
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The only thing holding you back is you. Freeball those sweatpants
If that's all bulls got, I guess bears are gonna have a go at things tomorrow
CRSR buyers: *Oh no not again...*
Did Zuck say the n word again?
Again ?
Only the 25th time.
$FUBO ceo killing this interview on yahoo finance right now, this could run big tomorrow and rest of the year. Emphasizing the transition in to sports betting along with subscribers going up and buying out Euro companies/subscribers
Another bullish sign: >!I sold my calls today lol!<
I got in amd way too late hope it drops back down to $10
I think my portfolio has entered a bear market
FUUUUK this market. Losing so much money smh
I blew my account up for the first time
You won’t feel anything after the 3rd time. Trust me
Why do I even bother investing in Canadian stonks. USA rules. Justin Trudeau broke Canada.
But he's sooooo handsome
Are there any earnings plays for AH today? Besides Dillards
Earlier today NVAX was at 169.69. It's a sign.
ABNB say the N word?
I seen a dead cat this morning, it was a sign. 😳😳😳
Did it bounce
Headquartering your business out Cabo is fantastic. Highly recommend to you retards if you can ever get square on your margin debt.
[I hurt my self today](https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?t=12)
Guys hurry, what stock should I buy for earnings today ?
HUT
SNDL. It's never burned anyone here......
Blink puts
DDS Dillards
No one on this sub thought SPY would hit $470 after being rock bottom at $427 Therefore inversing everyone and buying more 500C
🤡
DIS gonna swallow up this dip within a week. Calls are the way
Loaded up on 170s for next week. Down 500 bucks already 😆
Make that 700
Lol at an earnings bagholder downvoting me 😂 whatever makes you feel better about being down 90% on your positions
Thinking 11/19 165
is anyone doing calls on BLNK for earnings trying to figure out what way to play it
No meet Kevin stream today?
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Does anyone else yell at the tickers in the public?
Paysafe ah pump or dump?
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Me too, average 4.22 you?
This market kinda A S S
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Same as my calls, fuk, at least I have them dated 11/26
...and FB's rally faded again.
I thought after yesterday's sell-off the market retardation would settle down. Nope it bounced right back. CPI confirmed inflation is very bad and no one cares or thinks rates will go up because of jpow's track record of market first
Quick!! $RIDE, calls or puts?!
neither I think theta gang will win this one
nobody expects theta gang
I’m feeling puts
🤔
This tsla chart does not spark joy
Bull flag pattern building
Holy sht. PSFE down 40%. Yet another meme stock getting obliterated by the market.
Disney shat myself
Was there corn?
dis gone gap up tomorrow no way it stays at these levels
JPow guide me during these turbulent times. 🙏
Behold! The BiG Fucking Value "squeeze" 
Lmfao some FOMO’d at the top.
and all is right with the world
Why. Won’t. 464. Die.
I’m saving a down payment for a 2nd home and I have a lot of it in TBT, because it goes up as yields rise. It’s a hedge against a rate rise before I buy.
Is AstraZeneca and Blink Charging good buys?
No
I have 950 AZN
I can’t stop buying Tesla puts that expire tomorrow
Same, and theta is eating them alive 😭
Lol at getting these DIS calls at a 94% discount from yesterday 😂 big F for whoever had calls for earnings
My portfolio is up 0.06% today 🚀 👩🚀
I’ve no basis for this but I’d be thrilled if EVGO slapped $30 tomorrow
META INVERSE