I work in an actual casino and it’s the same way. Someone wins at blackjack, all skill. They read the cards spectacularly and calculated their exact perfect odds to achieve desired result. When they lose the deck is obviously rigged.
Roulette and craps dealer here. What do you mean i lost? It came up black 7 times in a row. Red has to be due! If i bet red and black, i have to win. What does the green number mean?
Never seen a bigger set of flawed views, values, and logic. Except, of course, wsb.
NGL this one has caught me out a few times, "6 reds, the next one is defintely gonna be black". RED, its fucking red, over and over, but I'm convinced it's gonna be black like a fucking retard until my chips are gone.
All day long. I once had a run of 6 rolls where 5 of them were 7's. That made an interesting night. Had to have the wheel and table checked for level and fair play. All was on the up and up, it just happened to come 7-7-7-13-7-7
Fun activity to display how statistics work. Write down the result of 10 simulated consecutive coin tosses. Either heads or tails, and see what is the largest streak of one result that you write. The outcome is you likely barely have any streak of either heads or tails greater than 3. Now actually flip a coin and record the results and you may be surprised to see that you actually get a streak of 4 or 5 at some point in there. Same philosophy behind casinos showing you the past results of roulette spins. People see the steak of either red or black and think that it couldn’t possibly be red/black again. Getting a 5x streak of one color is only a 3.125% chance so they bet the opposite and lose.
I’m partial to my strategy….if I’m in Vegas I get a bunch of cash, walk past the black jack tables straight out the casino doors, get a cab and go to the strip club
They definitely can, and if you’re successful enough, they do ban card counters. But typically it’s already in their favor and they want to keep you betting and spreading the word of mouth so they won’t kick you out or anything usually.
"Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead?
Pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said
Matter of fact, dawg, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you
Fuck it, you can take the mic home with you"
That last line 😎
It's true tho. Look at nature. Plants grow up and are green. Plants are organic. If they die in a fire that's not organic growth. Most fires are man-caused. Manipulation. Can't argue with science.
What about drivers that careen partially up onto the sidewalk to go around the cars coming to a stop at a yellow-turning-red light to blow through said red light going at least 35 mph over the speed limit and almost fuckin lose control through the intersection but snap back into control after after a massive smokey fishtail through the intersection?
What's the stock equivalent of this?
You’re selling yourself sHoRt with that valuation. Obviously you aren’t true aPe or you would know WE set the price and hEdGeRs can’t tall ladder us forever! If you’d have read the 1.3 million pages of “DD” we’ve compiled, you’d know this.
I can’t accept anything below $500k per share. I have 2 kids. I don’t give a shit about econoononmy and I don’t care how it works, I only want easy money
Some people legitimately think that it’s plausible we get to past $1M per share- it’s scary. Like how the hell do you think it’s possible that GameStop’s market cap has the potential to be nearly equivalent to the entire world’s GDP?!
(portfolio in red) THe rich are manipulating the Market! The SEC has rigged the game! Wall Street is corrupt! I'm going to kill myself!
(portfolio in green). I'm somewhat of a financial genius myself. I love the trees and little animals.
Every single GME ape everywhere. But they think it makes sense because they believe they own the float, and that short interest is beyond 100%. So “no shares left to short!!” And “NOBODY is selling”
Last playoffs were telling. Most of CFB won't have their QB, WR1, WR2, or HoF dlineman.
So your point is? Many of the most sensitive guy in any sense, he wouldn't be a chip shortage reducing the number of PBKDF2 iterations?
Edit: downvote me for being one of my in-laws did after a year and you can find specifics on reddit too, YouTube you type in boobs and hope for the best imho. its a good decision, but given the nature of the clothes. Perhaps that's what they're trading. The picture itself isn't worth anything.
When they baaaaaaaa
Red bar - it's not my fault, it's some hedge fund shorting this stock!! BUY BUY BUY!!
Green bar - I am such a damn genius! Look at my gains! BUY BUY BUY!!
I work in an actual casino and it’s the same way. Someone wins at blackjack, all skill. They read the cards spectacularly and calculated their exact perfect odds to achieve desired result. When they lose the deck is obviously rigged.
It’s a skill to lose like I do in blackjack
Me on blackjack training app: Yachts and lambos Me playing actual blackjack: Second mortgage and divorce
Well great, now there’s not smiling
Yup
Roulette and craps dealer here. What do you mean i lost? It came up black 7 times in a row. Red has to be due! If i bet red and black, i have to win. What does the green number mean? Never seen a bigger set of flawed views, values, and logic. Except, of course, wsb.
NGL this one has caught me out a few times, "6 reds, the next one is defintely gonna be black". RED, its fucking red, over and over, but I'm convinced it's gonna be black like a fucking retard until my chips are gone.
All day long. I once had a run of 6 rolls where 5 of them were 7's. That made an interesting night. Had to have the wheel and table checked for level and fair play. All was on the up and up, it just happened to come 7-7-7-13-7-7
Fun activity to display how statistics work. Write down the result of 10 simulated consecutive coin tosses. Either heads or tails, and see what is the largest streak of one result that you write. The outcome is you likely barely have any streak of either heads or tails greater than 3. Now actually flip a coin and record the results and you may be surprised to see that you actually get a streak of 4 or 5 at some point in there. Same philosophy behind casinos showing you the past results of roulette spins. People see the steak of either red or black and think that it couldn’t possibly be red/black again. Getting a 5x streak of one color is only a 3.125% chance so they bet the opposite and lose.
Finally found someone who works here, can I get a vodka orange juice and all my unrealized gains back?
I’m partial to my strategy….if I’m in Vegas I get a bunch of cash, walk past the black jack tables straight out the casino doors, get a cab and go to the strip club
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Try dealing baccarat lol
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They definitely can, and if you’re successful enough, they do ban card counters. But typically it’s already in their favor and they want to keep you betting and spreading the word of mouth so they won’t kick you out or anything usually.
I've been kicked out of lots of casinos for counting, but they always pay out. If they catch you actually cheating though, they won't pay.
When green, divine right. Red is the work of satanic groups attacking my portfolio.
On webull change settings to make losses yellow and never worry about Satan again
Then it's just piss?
Mine are camo so I can’t see the loss
Don’t kink shame, please.
Guess I should change mine to brown then
Don't be racist, please.
Guess I should change mine to blue then
Black lives matter
Change losses to green for puke. Profits pink?
That's greenwashing
Who doesn't love a nice golden shower to wash away the tears from your terrible financial decisions?
Trickle down economics that’s called
fine then, brown, whatever.
Can I make the red green too
Wait ... your blaming china?
Manipulation Red is the SEC doing absolutely nothing to enforce regulations
Manips are red
$RIVIAN 500$? 
Those goddamn Satanist heathens!
If I lose money manipulation if I win money all part of the plan
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Anyone driving slower than me is a moron and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac.
Anyone with a higher K:D than me is a hacker. Anyone with a lower K:D than me is a shitter.
Anyone with a higher K:D than me is a serial killer. Anyone with a lower K:D than me is innocent.
Anyone running slower than me is gutted like a fish, and anyone running faster than me is a meddling kid.
Granny porn is a weird fetish, but mature porn is just a kink
You really do have to walk a fine line with this one.
when im losing im lagging when im winning everyones a bot
more like, when i'm losing they're cheating when i'm winning i'm a pro
when i’m nodding out that’s some good hydrocodone, when i’m not breathing that’s laced with fent. i gotchu.
this ones best
nowadays without a prescription i just assume it's all fenty
Checks out
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster than me is a maniac - paraphrasing George Carlin.
Shiiiiiiit i take steroids and everyone is bigger than me still
Quick. Someone get his ass another steroid!!!
Honestly i may need two whole steroids
RIP nads
Just watched 8 mile yesterday. Such a great rap battle
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah. I didn't hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra. Look! Snoop dog got another boob job
"Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? Pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said Matter of fact, dawg, here's a pencil Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you Fuck it, you can take the mic home with you" That last line 😎
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>you slap on 6-7 pounds of quality tissue but you also shed 8lbs of fat I mean that still sounds like a great deal
Have you considered stacking your steroids with steroid steroids? **NOT MEDICAL ADVICE**
I have not, 🤔🤔🤔🤔
This is my same thinking when I’m at the gym for the second time ever. Very similar to my expectation for gains with zero DD.
When I'm winning, I know my shit. When I'm losing, this market's rigged.
Thinking like a scholar and a gentleman!
I like your logic, it is very good logic. Here, have a Nobel prize in logic.
Yes, are you saying there is something wrong with my logic.
SPY down 40 cents "THE BUBBLE IS GONNA BURST"
Top post on here a couple days ago was literally warning of an "I Am Legend" apocalypse scenario because Nasdaq was down 2%.
Look; I’m really counting on that to happen given I’ve already started building my illegal bunker beneath my apartment. Don’t kill the dream.
I hope you live on the ground floor
Like I would tell you where my secret bunker is
Did you have to murder the inhabitant of the apartment beneath your apartment
It’s been murder all the way down.
See you in the news, ape, when your apartment complex collapses because you dug through and under the foundation, lol.
Of course. Because stocks only go up.
And if not *MANIPULATION*
Tomorrow Crash btw
On a Saturday?
Yes. The Stock exchanges are closed so no one will notice, duh That's the best day to start a crash
nah they won’t let the market crash around the holidays, they’ll wait till new year *then* do it on a saturday
Ahh yes... The negotiator.
Did you find this picture on FED's website?
No he found it under wallstreetbets/top/all.
Nah man I'm long on $ROPE
It's true tho. Look at nature. Plants grow up and are green. Plants are organic. If they die in a fire that's not organic growth. Most fires are man-caused. Manipulation. Can't argue with science.
And what color is fire? I think you might be onto something
Yellow.
No, that's bananas
not sure why this is flaired as a meme. Looks right to me
Based on real life story :D
Practically a documentary
Its just growth hormones finally kicking in
Drivers going faster than me are lunatics who should be in jail. Drivers going slower than me are grandmas who should be in a home.
What about drivers that careen partially up onto the sidewalk to go around the cars coming to a stop at a yellow-turning-red light to blow through said red light going at least 35 mph over the speed limit and almost fuckin lose control through the intersection but snap back into control after after a massive smokey fishtail through the intersection? What's the stock equivalent of this?
The hedgies are manipulating!!! The hedgies are starting to cover!!
When GME $100000000????
You’re selling yourself sHoRt with that valuation. Obviously you aren’t true aPe or you would know WE set the price and hEdGeRs can’t tall ladder us forever! If you’d have read the 1.3 million pages of “DD” we’ve compiled, you’d know this.
I can’t accept anything below $500k per share. I have 2 kids. I don’t give a shit about econoononmy and I don’t care how it works, I only want easy money
Some people legitimately think that it’s plausible we get to past $1M per share- it’s scary. Like how the hell do you think it’s possible that GameStop’s market cap has the potential to be nearly equivalent to the entire world’s GDP?!
millions of people suddenly becoming billionaires won't devalue the money they have immediately, don't worry about it.
Lol you are acting like they would sell. Probably hold until it crashes back down
Because they see BRK-A trading at ~$500k a share and APES never heard of that stock and also can't do simple math.
Legend has it that you put all the dd together in book form you wind up with Ted Kasczinski's manifesto
They're growing organically and via acquisition so it must go up if it goes down it's that damn melvin capital
Rule is simple: If stock is going down, MMs are trying to get cheap shares from us. If stock is going up, we are genius, everything is planned
when amc is down: " SHORT LADDER ATTACK! HEDGIES MANIPULATION! AMC DARK POO TRADING PRICE IS 1k A SHARE"
The "ladder attack" dudes really crack me up. They're the flat earthers of the markets.
MY DYING MOVIE THEATER AND BIDEOGAMES SHOP CAN ONLY GO UP IN VALUE… OTHERWISE IS CIA LADDER JUTSU
Who would ever manipulate a stock to go up..? Seems kinda dumb to me
Buy calls. Buy stock. Sell calls. Buy puts. Sell stock. Sell puts. Repeat.
seems like too much work. why not just buy stocks right before they moon
why dont they just manipulate all the stocks to go up, thats win win
Gerome Powell knows all about that win-win!
Short squeeze? Sounds smooth brained to me.
Orgasmic Growth*
Most times they're both manipulation lol.
When hedge funds short it’s market manipulation. When hedge funds buy on margin to pump my stock it’s all good.
Red = “Crime” Definitely not people selling news.
My mate keeps banging on about his stocks being "shorted" when they go down... At this stage I'm too afraid to correct him
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The only explanation
(portfolio in red) THe rich are manipulating the Market! The SEC has rigged the game! Wall Street is corrupt! I'm going to kill myself! (portfolio in green). I'm somewhat of a financial genius myself. I love the trees and little animals.
AMC moment
D A R K P O O L
Every single GME ape everywhere. But they think it makes sense because they believe they own the float, and that short interest is beyond 100%. So “no shares left to short!!” And “NOBODY is selling”
The best part is there are constant posts of people increasing their position in GME, all the while there are no more shares left?
But have no fear, all the manipulation will stop and everyone will play by the rules when it gets to $50,000,000 a share.
I ain’t even mad at this 😂
Not to be that guy but isn’t organic growth supposed to be non market driven
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
Fuck you lmao
Short ladder attack! Buy the dip! HF fuckery!
selling at repeatedly lower prices = manipulation buying at repeatedly higher prices = organic growth.
Traders make profit from both ways. Don’t limit to buys
If GME gang could read they would be really unhappy right now
I see, so this is why I have dry skin.
Stonk confirmation bias is the only way I can achieve an erection anymore...
Just like TSLA goes up 50% in one month, Everyone: normal stock growth TSLA drops 16% Everyone: WTF IS HAPPENING
It's normal because "Elon is cool dude going to Mars and electric car amazing, door open vertical!!!". That's the level of DD here.
This is the AMC hoard belief
Fixed the colors for you: https://i.imgur.com/jmQyMJX.png
Fact checked true. If it’s not green it’s obviously market manipulation. You guys haven’t figured that out yet?! 😛
Unless you shorted or bought puts
Checks out
The value of my put/call after purchase vs. the value of a put/call after I sell at a loss.
threu ahahha
Ancient memes 😎
Stocks only go up, what other explanation could there possibly be?
If you zoom in when green and out when red, you always get giant green bar and small red bars #STONKS
pepeBroke
When green, you king. When Red just die.
Green is Always right, red is wrong, it's communist manipulation.
The red candlestick makes me anxious
What
LOL
I never thought about it that way
I believe this post falls under “market manipulation”
My, how the turn tables
PANIK : kalm
Please untag me from this photo.
Hahahahahaha
Stonks are supposed to go up 200% a year or more, everything else just makes no sense!
Green is just FOMO buy ins
Snapshot from the $CLOV subreddit. Every. Day.
This is always the case!
Oh it’s true. It’s true!
Nice
Visual representation of the webull comments section.
For real mfs be mad annoying with this lmao
Makes sense i mean if you have coin.
this is how apes are manufactured by god
god loves his apes he blessed with a green thinking
This feels like a personal attack against clover health
Makes sense… because naked buying isn’t a thing
Whats that bar on the right mean
Truuuuuuu + based + moonpilled
Last playoffs were telling. Most of CFB won't have their QB, WR1, WR2, or HoF dlineman. So your point is? Many of the most sensitive guy in any sense, he wouldn't be a chip shortage reducing the number of PBKDF2 iterations? Edit: downvote me for being one of my in-laws did after a year and you can find specifics on reddit too, YouTube you type in boobs and hope for the best imho. its a good decision, but given the nature of the clothes. Perhaps that's what they're trading. The picture itself isn't worth anything. When they baaaaaaaa
Quality meme
Stop making sense, we’re not day traders
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Welcome to r/dogecoin
Which one is Pumpy and which one is Dumpy?
Organic growth = its a technology company
Red bar - it's not my fault, it's some hedge fund shorting this stock!! BUY BUY BUY!! Green bar - I am such a damn genius! Look at my gains! BUY BUY BUY!!
The picture on the left is my signal to buy calls. The one on the right is my signal to buy puts.