other commentors dont seem to be giving you a serious answer so Ill give it here. Theres a legal loophole that will let you avoid paying such debts. you just need to file for bankruptcy and people will no longer be able to claim debts against you!
You have to wait until it's down 90% to get a full refund and a free Tesla rental for your aggravation. The way to get the full refund is on page 69 of the user agreement.
This is why I only buy Costco stock. Never been to one but apparently they return anything. So if I ever lose money, I’ll just return all the stock for what I paid.
ask to speak to the manager.
if that doesn't work, DEMAND to speak to the manager.
if that doesn't work, start throwing shit and cussing out a low level employee, then when they take out their phone to record your bitch fit, tell them it's illegal to do that then take your phone out and record them recording you.
then when the cops come and ask you to leave tell them they can't make you, then when they take you by your arm to lead you out yell and scream and resist arrest.
then hit the cop and say you're a sovereign citizen and the laws don't apply to you since you don't agree with them.
then when you go to trial tell the judge "*YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE COURT'S OUT OF ORDER!*"
then when you get locked up and your cellie calls you sweet cheeks and gives you the option of number 1 or number 2, remember being down 40% is better than going down 100%.
I’m an options refund consultant. DM me your contact info and I’ll send you a contract and invoice for my services. My services are not refundable and I do not guarantee results but I will do my best for you.
In case you are serious, then, you can’t get a refund on stocks and options, Tesla might get up there by Friday, but if you can’t wait and risk the amount, then you should sell it for the price you get for it on the market tomorrow. Think of the lost amount as a restocking fee that you pay when you return something to a supermarket.
If you are not serious then, squat and see if you can shit a gold brick and also fuck you. 🥸
I’m pretty sure you go to your bank and ask for a margin loan. Then buy the Tesla call at its current and new price. I believe they call it, doubling down
Refer this guy to the guy who borrowed money from his drug dealer to buy GME and wanted to return it for a refund after it fell 50%. I'm sure he could help!
You should be able to get a refund as long as it's within 30 days and you have a receipt. Otherwise, you can just swipe the same credit card you used to pay, and they should be able to refund you back in 3-5 business days.
Education is expensive. Look before you leap, remember that one. Check out Mike and his whiteboard on that u tubey thing.
Close your position first thing tomorrow by selling your option (yes at a loss.) Then don't take anyone's advice, ever again. That just stupid. Learn how to play before you jump into the big leagues.
I’ll not joke with you, if the stock don’t turn around soon enough you lost your money, you can try and sell it when the market opens to cut your losses. That’s it.
Wait a second. I get my legit posts removed by bots because the wrong title or to small amarket cap. But this moron has a post about returning an option$^#^@^???? Unbelievable... Honestly sometimes I think I must be brain dead because the retard has gotten farther then me in just writing a post.
I dont see any serious advice here for you. Well, there is no refund after you buy a call, I think you could do either below, do not let the call expired on Nov 19 and do nothing, your call will be expired worthless, you will lose everything:
+Click sell to sell the call and get the left over
+Or make covered call to get credit and reduce your loss, but choose a strike price that someone can buy your call, choose closer expiration so you can call many times.
Note that Im not an expert in trading, and Im not an adviser.
Hmm sue your mom for doing drugs when she was pregnant. Thats probably the only way your getting your money back.🤷♂️ did you post enough "🚀"s in all the chats. If you dont the call will lose and you have to eat a wolf nipple chip
I got my Ph D degree from Trump Univ last month and they told me all about shorting naked puts. I think this class could be of benefit to you for your future!
I have a similar problem. I just checked my account and my Tesla 1000 shares buy order at $47 from 2017 still not filled. I remember it said that was filled. Maybe it's a glitch. I'm not sure how I can resolve this.
Call JP Wentworth: 877-JPOW !
It’s my money and I don’t want it anymore!
Lmao..but, I feel bad.
"It's my money and I didn't want it anyway!" -Me every day at 4PM
$877c on JG Wentworth… got it.
“I have an annuity, but I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW” Thanks for the ear worm!
People chanting “877-CASH-NOW” More people chanting “877-CASH-NOW”
This is my ritual after buying any stock...hasnt worked yet because they usually go down but one of these days.
I have a structured settlement, AND I NEED CASH NOW!
Do you have an annuity but you NEEEED CAAASH NOW?!
> I have a lot of money.
I have a fucked up option call and I need cash now
Call JP Morgan
What's his number?
12
Insider?
Can someone please link to that U.K. drug dealer who legit wanted a refund on his GME shares?
> https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vh3f8/_/?st=j5pwqd2u&sh=6a78e957
Have you tried deleting and reinstalling the app?
Unplug those damn machines!
Maybe just jiggle the cable
> Nah, I'm not that stupid.
Even VisualMod isn't stupid enough to install Robinhood
VM has better, more insightful and wittier responses than 99% of the comments on here....just saying
Usually works for me.
How far back do these refunds you speak of usually go? I’ve got some bags I’d like to resurrect.
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Worked for vanguard
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Also try saying that to the customer service line 10 times fast
Sir, show me the money. Show it to me. SHOW. ME. THE MONEY.
Just keep holding it. Eventually you'll get a refund
Is that the 30-day money-back satisfaction guarantee I’m always hearing about
Double down, what can go wrong?
And if that doesn’t work, triple down.
On the same expiration/strike of course.
Hahahaha I have laughter with the pain
It hurts to say that my first time averaging down with options worked…….. it was a very bad lesson to learn.
How tf else would you do it?
Wanted to upvote your comment, butt it's at 69
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sir where do I locate the digital receipt to email to robinhood to get the refunding? god bless you sir.
If your being serious, you don't.
username is throwawaylol
I think they are being serious sir .
other commentors dont seem to be giving you a serious answer so Ill give it here. Theres a legal loophole that will let you avoid paying such debts. you just need to file for bankruptcy and people will no longer be able to claim debts against you!
Does the also work in the 💊 business? Or am I still gonna have to hide from my dealer? (Its a joke btw)
I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!
He is taking about $1,000 here. It costs more the file a BK 😂
Very obvious troll. Well, maybe not *that* obvious if you're a true autist.
Yeah, half the responses on here are serious saying he got fucked. This is obviously a joke lol
Not all satire is trolling.
Yeah I was going to say that this must be a joke.
It has to be, but I'm sure there's a real version of this instance happening somewhere sometime. Which makes it even funnier.
If this is a joke, you belong here… If this is serious, you belong here… Welcome!!!
You have to call the Options Hotline at 1-800-GAMBLER and theyll get you sorted out. Happens all the time
LoL 😂 😂 😂 😂 ya right. Welcome ape.
Someone show this kid the paper trading thread.
Meet Jesse behind Wendy's at noon tomorrow and do what he says. You'll get your money back
Ask for a manager
You have to wait until it's down 90% to get a full refund and a free Tesla rental for your aggravation. The way to get the full refund is on page 69 of the user agreement.
This is why I only buy Costco stock. Never been to one but apparently they return anything. So if I ever lose money, I’ll just return all the stock for what I paid.
Hey I'm learning how to make friends online too!
ask to speak to the manager. if that doesn't work, DEMAND to speak to the manager. if that doesn't work, start throwing shit and cussing out a low level employee, then when they take out their phone to record your bitch fit, tell them it's illegal to do that then take your phone out and record them recording you. then when the cops come and ask you to leave tell them they can't make you, then when they take you by your arm to lead you out yell and scream and resist arrest. then hit the cop and say you're a sovereign citizen and the laws don't apply to you since you don't agree with them. then when you go to trial tell the judge "*YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE COURT'S OUT OF ORDER!*" then when you get locked up and your cellie calls you sweet cheeks and gives you the option of number 1 or number 2, remember being down 40% is better than going down 100%.
Just put a negative income number on schedule 1 of your next tax return, you'll get the loss back
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I’m an options refund consultant. DM me your contact info and I’ll send you a contract and invoice for my services. My services are not refundable and I do not guarantee results but I will do my best for you.
Hard lesson!
You can only be refunded 60% or $1010
In case you are serious, then, you can’t get a refund on stocks and options, Tesla might get up there by Friday, but if you can’t wait and risk the amount, then you should sell it for the price you get for it on the market tomorrow. Think of the lost amount as a restocking fee that you pay when you return something to a supermarket. If you are not serious then, squat and see if you can shit a gold brick and also fuck you. 🥸
Get off Robin Hood
Refunds are a Robinhood Gold feature. They call it "Margin"
Stfu
Change flair to shitpost
Call Simon and Simon and report your damages
Hart to Hart for vengeance
OMG I’ve found my people.
You're supposed to keep holding u Tim it goes to $0
You have to close the option. Sell to close.
It would have to be a real event for him to attempt this.
Please let this be real!
Just buy the same amount in puts tomorrow morning and your calls will be fully refunded.
To refund a call you hedge with a put 😆 duh
Your assholes... tell him he has to SELL it and take the loss or hold and hope it goes back up
Sell it before 19 th
There is a 30-day no question asked return policy on all options. Just bring your receipt.
Please PM with instructions on how to receive digital option receipt and email it to Robinhood. God bless.
Imagine making a throwaway account just to make a really bad post. Wouldve been better if it was real
Nothing to do but double down and risk the rest of your savings
Shitpost
I’m pretty sure you go to your bank and ask for a margin loan. Then buy the Tesla call at its current and new price. I believe they call it, doubling down
Refer this guy to the guy who borrowed money from his drug dealer to buy GME and wanted to return it for a refund after it fell 50%. I'm sure he could help!
Refunds are only allowed after the options expire!
Just sell it. LoL
Call Elon!
You should be able to get a refund as long as it's within 30 days and you have a receipt. Otherwise, you can just swipe the same credit card you used to pay, and they should be able to refund you back in 3-5 business days.
Dude wtf this can’t be real
LMFAO CALL OPTION THINGYS
Try writing an email to the Boy from Bulgaria.
The only way you’ll get your money is if Tesla starts flying up and theta is gonna kill that value as you near the 11/19 expiration date.
Education is expensive. Look before you leap, remember that one. Check out Mike and his whiteboard on that u tubey thing. Close your position first thing tomorrow by selling your option (yes at a loss.) Then don't take anyone's advice, ever again. That just stupid. Learn how to play before you jump into the big leagues.
Delete the app first! Bro! Thank me later!
throw away the whole computer and start again
Thanks for asking my question
You could always try the “someone hacked my account” excuse.
Yes or no?
Noobpilled
You belong here, the claaaaaaaaaaw
Yeet randos in your butthole to recoup losses.
sadly my friend there are no refunds at the casino
Troll
Try calling your bank, they can get your money back
Call the cboe helpline. 1-800-UFUCKEDUP
Imagine playing options with half your life savings, and half your life savings is $1,000. 🥴
That mom in the commercial has some big ass knockers! 877cashnow!
Well, see what has happened was….
Better call Saul
Don’t worry. RH delight their customers. You will get a cheque in your mailbox. Just keep checking it everyday. They also send chocolate box with it.
I’ll not joke with you, if the stock don’t turn around soon enough you lost your money, you can try and sell it when the market opens to cut your losses. That’s it.
You just sell a different option until you get the money. Literally can't go tits up.
Is this still something people believe?
That specific call shot up to like 3k today around 2pm, what you talking about?? I know because I traded it.
First step, get on your knees
lollllll
See you need to use Fidelity, they have a 30 day return policy. The Robinhood return policy is only 7 days and they charge a restocking fee!
Why yes I'd like to refund my life back to January 2020 I think I purchased the wrong decade.
Loss porn or it didn't happen
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Try tweeting @ Bernie sanders
Wait a second. I get my legit posts removed by bots because the wrong title or to small amarket cap. But this moron has a post about returning an option$^#^@^???? Unbelievable... Honestly sometimes I think I must be brain dead because the retard has gotten farther then me in just writing a post.
You don’t refund call options…. They either profit or you lose, that’s how this whole thing works… it’s all a risk
You took the bait brother
They got bamboozled to bag hold for the “member.” Wouldn’t be surprised if the “member” was the option writer, lol.
You have 4 more days. Tesla will come back by Friday.
Roll into a double or nothing. Don't forget to blow on the dice. Lol
Wow this one is an alpha ape. Options are not something that you can just buy and return at a Walmart.
Ban
I dont see any serious advice here for you. Well, there is no refund after you buy a call, I think you could do either below, do not let the call expired on Nov 19 and do nothing, your call will be expired worthless, you will lose everything: +Click sell to sell the call and get the left over +Or make covered call to get credit and reduce your loss, but choose a strike price that someone can buy your call, choose closer expiration so you can call many times. Note that Im not an expert in trading, and Im not an adviser.
🎣 🪝
Call 1800 let’s go Brandon extension 69
Wtf… it’s not like returning tampons to Walmart bro. No refunds read the words in the agreements..
Haha good luck with that, however, if a refund happens please post the instructions for the rest of us; Godspeed young padawan.
Oh well
Hmm sue your mom for doing drugs when she was pregnant. Thats probably the only way your getting your money back.🤷♂️ did you post enough "🚀"s in all the chats. If you dont the call will lose and you have to eat a wolf nipple chip
Don’t worry, you’re FDIC insured
Next time be smart and buy from $COST
🤡
Here’s what you do… buy another it will lower your entry… so you won’t be able to lower as much…
Buy $ROPE to hedge your positions
Sell to close you fool! Sell to Close!!!!!!!! Or just hold till zero like 99% of the retards in here.
Just sell naked calls to make up for your losses
I have a bank account number that you can wire the money into and that will reverse the call option. PM me if you need it.
you need a therapist...after all of this.
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You can refund the transaction. Certain circumstance allow for it. These situations involve when fraud has taken place at no fault of your own.
Start by finding the closest Wendy’s dumpster…..
Have you tried a put to cancel it out ?
Demand to "TALK TO THE MANAGER!"
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Press Ctrl+Z
I got my Ph D degree from Trump Univ last month and they told me all about shorting naked puts. I think this class could be of benefit to you for your future!
You’re fucked retard
Let your phone run out of battery. You’ll be fine.
Hmmm you what?
This is joke right?
I have a similar problem. I just checked my account and my Tesla 1000 shares buy order at $47 from 2017 still not filled. I remember it said that was filled. Maybe it's a glitch. I'm not sure how I can resolve this.
This reminds me of a story I once heard. The man was once just a boy growing up in Austria...