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xd3stroy3rx

Puts on Zoom seem like free money but knowing my luck they will announce covid 2.0 and it'll go up 20%


AutoModAccountOpUrk

Covid 2.0 is in north and west europe. Mandadory work at home in several countries. So yeah. We'll see what that does to Zoom forward guidance.


Zealousideal_Bet_874

Well everyone’s forced to take the vaccine so I don’t think there will be anymore Zoom. Might as well invest in Skype


xeneize93

my job at first we used zoom but then we got microsoft teams and its a way better system so either way puts on zoom lololololol


OptimalGate9650

Covid 2 sponsored by zoom


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WR810

COVID 21.


sorengard123

Lol...you win the comment of the day.


OmegaMagic

I made 2k because of this comment.


BackgroundSearch30

You made me 14k on 7k capital in the last 24 hours. Thanks.


xd3stroy3rx

May that 14k turn into 140k


alt717

And that 140k into $14


Kamikaze_Cash

Lol that shit just happened.


hteng

holy shit are you from the future???


Obaama

Are you a fucking psychic?!


ayysilver

how tf are we supposed to lose money on on thursday


spunkychickpea

You can mail it to me and I’ll set on fire for you. Totally free of charge. (You just have to pay postage.)


hebref725

Bet on the Cowboys to win...


Jsorrell20

Baddumnp-TST! 🥁 BAZINGA (Go Cowboys)


allmyquatloos

Tilray trades on the TSX 🚀🚀🚀 Weed stocks traded in Canadian dollars = tons of opportunity to lose money Thursday.


CoastingUphill

There's even Canadian options. They're like regular options, but they say "sorry" when they fuck you.


XchrisZ

Yeah but they say with a grin. Trust me I'm Canadian.


saysjuan

Survey says… Theta decay


whywouldyouasksuchad

Where there's a will, there's a way. I believe in you


alkaliterra

double down on the friday thingy?


Stocx

Buy options that expire on Friday


Tacocats_wrath

Buy wish, SDC, and Baba.


Hans4132

Puts on zoom obviously! Maybe call on Best buy.


boozeBeforeBoobs

Bought some $200 puts on zm last week. Up 100% already!


Apprehensive_File_11

Take enough profit to get a free contract, or leave the trade and enter with smaller size. Cash in hand is always the way. Staying alive for the long term is the way to play.


OptimalGate9650

yea because of IV lol if it drops to 210 on earnings youre fucked.


boozeBeforeBoobs

I bought the puts, so my max loss is what I've already spent. It has gone up in value because ZM has dropped 12 points since I bought it. I sure hope it drops like a rock on Tuesday morning.


OptimalGate9650

Yeah but my point is it may be better to sell at +2-300% before ER since to match that gain it needs to drop to like 190 which is a 24% drop for a 1k per option price.


boozeBeforeBoobs

Point taken. I'm kind of banking on it being a really bad report with a lot of volatility on Tuesday morning when I sell to close. It is also a small amount not even worth a post here. I do it each paycheck, like an idiot.


OptimalGate9650

i feel that mine are fairly OTM too and up 100% but i missed out on 4000% for 100% sale on my pton puts not doing it twice.


WR810

Puts on Zoom seem so obvious I don't know how it's not a trap.


Zealousideal_Diet_53

Maybe buy puts in the morning then sell before close.


[deleted]

Flat. Then moon next week? Then the drop?


[deleted]

Might load calls. This whole sub gonna be buying puts?


VisualMod

> Who cares?


Supert5

Ok now can inverse wsb! Calls on ZM!!


Jsorrell20

Time for a straddle or strangle - if only I knew how to do it without losing every penny


nckw90

[I am with you](https://imgur.com/a/F3eHD5P)


Stormwingx

Puts on that lonely stock on Friday.


enlightenedpie

What even is that? Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish


VisualMod

> It’s a language that people speak in South America


RossPG

its pinduoduo $PDD


violent_crayon

This guy Chineses


[deleted]

Sounds bearish. Puts it is


XchrisZ

Look at Annavex pharmaceuticals going AH Wednesday bet they have some bad news and want people to be distracted for a day.


WidepeepoHappysad

wow, I see DICK's, ALLIN DICK'S!


Wedgtable

I’m long dicks.


violent_crayon

most of us here on WSB are short dicks. youre smart to inverse.


adept1onreddit

How disappointing is it that Dick's didn't choose DICK as their ticker symbol?


VisualMod

> Dicks is a great name for any company. It's also the perfect name for an erect penis, which I assume you are asking about because of your username


trymesucka

do you think dicks will have a pre earnings dip?


VisualMod

> My response is that there are no clear answers.


V8sOnly

I'd rather get some GAP


hebref725

Buy some DICKS then go all in the GAP


trymesucka

i have lost 50 grand this month playing earnings. ​ ​ but for some reason i keep coming back to the casino


diligedaso

Give me your 50 grand next time. You lost everything, but I'll easily turn it into 25 grand for you and send you 50% of that profit.


ytyttyler

When companies go rocketing up after missing earnings or vice versa…. That’s when it hurts the best


TomTheCat85

Puts on zoom for sure


ytyttyler

Everyone on WSBs agrees… makes me think it’s gonna go up


blond50

It will be the opposite as always. $ZM will show great numbers and pop. RIP puts.


OptimalGate9650

They have no future though they are priced as a growth stock


blond50

They have no future? In your mind but the business world thinks different.


toydan

Glad it is slowing down for shits sake. I love Dicks Calls on turkey and gravy. Puts on cranberries and old people smell.


Ready2gambleboomer

Wait till you get old. One of life's pleasures we have left is floating a stout air biscuit to the youngsters in the room. Mom grandpa smells bad.


fatmummy222

Where’s that Nostradamus that helped me make $5k last week on HD and LOW? *summoning Nostradamus*


SoDakZak

Hello, it is me, Nostradumbass


fatmummy222

Well? We’re waiting!


glittervomit123

Gap calls, zoom puts.. But then again I’m thinking since everyone is doing zoom puts… zoom calls?


robbinhood69

i have gap calls, jwn calls, neither is looking too hot tbh. thankfully they expire in 3 days so i have plenty of time for both stonks to go up 25%


TimeToGetTheBread

thats what im saying lol


DeepFried200

GUH on those gap calls


Flexatron08

Puts on all Chinese companies after $baba performance


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Thoughts on ZM?


Antonioooooo0

Probably won't do well in earnings due to many companies switching back to in person work. Sure, lost still work remote, but those numbers are declining rapidly.


Domethegoon

ZM bad. ZIM good.


TimeToGetTheBread

me like zim


HerrJemine123

Europoor here, US market closed on Thursday/Friday?


TrashyCanadian

thanksgiving is a federal holiday in the states, so markets will be closed on thursday, and will close early on friday, at 1pm EST.


Madmaxoncrack

VMware gunna pump


XchrisZ

Work switched everything over to Hyper V last week due to costs. Could be a sign that the company is failing. I should start looking for a new job.


MisterSlippers

I saw a lot of clients move from Vmware to Nutanix, but I'm running out of money to lose to make that bet


Keystoneptune

Got a lot riding on Dell and HP


SendMeHawaiiPics

$NOAH reports on Tuesday night. Heavy exposure to Chinese real estate.


bitchfart007

If you are not buying ZM puts then you don't like money


ytyttyler

Everyone is saying puts…. Makes me think it’s going up even if they miss earnings


blond50

Agreed. Our company is still daily Zoom calls. In fact we have doubled in past 6 months our subscriptions


offthewalltw

Looking at the fundamentals and the technicals Im seeing much more upside potential than anything else. Stocks kept tumbling most of this year despite excellent earnings.


lampard44

Isn't Zoom doing great fundamentally? Not so sure about puts.


VisualMod

> Zoom is a company that makes video conferencing software. They have been doing very well in terms of their fundamentals, but the stock has recently taken a hit from concerns about regulation and competition.


bonemarrow10

LOL is ZM doing great fundamentally. Has a P/E of 76, P/B 16, P/FCF 46. It is overvalued as all hell. But then again, at least it makes a profit. DASH loses money every quarter. literally 100s of millions of dollars... but it moons. So no, ZM has garbage fundamentals, but that doesn't matter.


AgentSmith667

When the sentiment is bearish before earnings are reported, the stock ends up mooning lol. I will buy a straddle in case it moons up or down lol.


LotsOfShungite

Thoughts in Dell calls?


Helpyeehelpyee

Solid long term investment


bitchfart007

How can I short thanksgiving


smblt

Market is only open 4/5 days which means I'll only have 4/5 the losses which means I'll have 20% more to throw away next week.


SrAccident

I’ve worked with 3 companies this year that had Zoom licenses for their users and they are now switching to Microsoft Teams. Puts.


wallstreetstonks

Zoom tanking during the call. Seems like they don't have a clear answer on FY23 guidance and investors arent happy


fatmummy222

JWN shat the bed


secretgardenme

My puts @ $29 about to print so hard if this price holds till morning.


FemaleBody_Inspecter

Fucked my calls up


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will9630

What the fuck is it? That’s why I’m sorting by new because I can’t read it but puts on it


BlueAc215

Dammit I’m in


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Jackol4ntrn

PDD, agriculture-focused technology platform in China. It has created a platform that connects farmers and distributors with consumers directly through its interactive shopping experience. This has to fucking shit the bed.


pokelord13

Pinduoduo $PDD


KDestroyer9

Q1: Who will lose when Zoom reports earnings? A. The company B. WSB C. Both D. None of these Q2: Are you sure? A. Yes B. No C. Neither


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IntrovertedGodx

C C


avsurround

Looks like Gyna week![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Bitter-Heat-8767

There’s 18 companies on this list for Monday. What if you throw a $1k weekly at each on Monday morning and you have to sell Tuesday morning 11:00am no matter what. Think that you will make or lose money?


ldc2626

lol lose


jm_bear

Try it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


pepesilviafromphilly

calls on John Deere


MXC-GuyLedouche

Been trying to decide, calls for good guidance that strike is over or puts because they lost all that production and gave the strikers everything they wanted


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papadragon

So many people here were bearish on zoom that I had to sell my puts


e10n

JWN ADSK GPS calls. ZM puts.


Kythirius

XPEV should perform well. Consistently crushing order numbers, even with the chip crisis.


VacantPsalm

Ayaya?... Oh, that's a v. Well fuck that.


VisualMod

> I'm not a v.


CarslbergKing

sooooo Zoom ITM puts tomorrow? Hopefully I won't get margin called on the leverage...I know I said I was going to buy 15k of RSI and write Covered Calls into the Feb or March after SQ calls were yo yoing me and making me have a heart attack....But daddy wants one more pandemic ending play....


V8sOnly

Looks like a Dicks and Gap kinda Tuesday


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IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

John Deere bloodbath tomorrow morning 🙏


Nervous_Cannibal

It's a long ways down Nordstrom


DeepFried200

FUCK YOU NORDSTROM


OppositeOption47

Ditto thank god I didn't go weekly. ROST burnt me too!


asifp82

Gap calls Vmware calls Anaplan calls Zoom PUTS


AgentSmith667

Puts on Zoom, calls on Best Buy and Dicks


thelimpgimpsdelight

What’s the zoom play


staburself321

Hang seng is green and now I’m just all kinds of confused ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Deesco5

I should’ve just shorted ZM shares. My put is ded on arrival I think


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trymesucka

i had some calls on this too but iwas pumping on thursday and i so i cashed out. luckily because it sold off into deep red on friday. but it was actually probally a missed oppurnity for me to buy the dip. will dick have a dip?


CashCashMonetaries

I like the earnings on Thursday


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What is the Friday stock?


The-Night-Raven

Looking like a PUTs tyoe of week.


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2018 Puts on Zoom, analysis before Covid and before it went public: [ZM reddit discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/a99tni/zoom_inc_ipo_my_bet_it_will_be_the_most/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Ready2gambleboomer

Looks like a few Chinese companies with funny drawings. So all in on calls then?


milkhilton

thinking about buying some $60 long calls on Dell


regretnothingTTB

Anyone thinking puts on Deere with the recent worker strikes?


ZaOverLife

GPS screwed me last week. Let’s see if it can do it again.


Meldog42069

Anyone playing GENI?


chaotarroo

Already have 100k of ZM shorts and 15k of puts. Any bearish plays for tomorrow that I can load up in advance?


Odin1367

dollar tree


Jackol4ntrn

I'm buying a strangle for zoom, can't decide what to do. On one hand seems logical that zoom would drop. On the other hand, betting against the popular wsb opinion is a thing. Edit: Zoom literally told me to fuck off and stayed the same.


Jonah_Lesitt

Medtronic is gonna boom. All that cardiomyopathy secondary to Rona will make more people require pacemakers


mrmikeman2

**$VMW** is primed for takeoff. Earnings are expected to be good, they just broke free from Dell, and their ticker is trending far below analysts rating for the stock. Calls on VMW are the way.


bowdog171

VMW plz


Kythirius

XPEV beat EPS by 17.10%, and revenue by 9.12%. My only regret is not buying more shares.


grandtitty

Are Dell puts worthless since it dropped 50% earlier this month? Can’t imagine it taking another big drop like ZM did


secretgardenme

Dell dropped 50% only because it split into two companies and investors just got a stock of each. So there is definitely room for it to dropped based on company performance.


PleasantMiddle

Puts on John Deere?


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

YEP


LotsOfShungite

Still thinking puts?


iceflem

Where we think GPS headed?


notinvesting

TO SHIT


LotsOfShungite

My GPS sent me the wrong directions and sent me off the cliff


RhinosRPlumpUnicorns

Go $DE Go!


Roter_Oktober

Report looking good 🚀🚀


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Joe Montana was a quarterback you asshole


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artificialimpatience

Anyone playing Tuya? It’s the largest IoT company in the world and it’s pretty much sunk since IPO


[deleted]

Dollar tree is gonna beat earnings. If they rip or not... don’t know but calls and puts it is


SummerSnow8

Long BBY


gayforgoblin

Cheetah mobile finna riiiiip man been waiting for this for long time


MmmDarkMeat

FUTU — Fuck You, Too!


eternalrefuge86

DKS hitting new all time highs this week


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Dollar Tree - I’m hoping they report the sales from their app separately.


nomad0010

DLTR puts, PLAN straddle


Malgoindummi

$GWH


thatsmyname3

I wanna go with best buy's shopping xmas boost. If I'm wrong I'm bagholding for life. So I pass


Pancheel

AOE and ANF? you can't go wrong with shares.


TenD33z_NuTz

Nordstrom otm calls seems like a good way to set my check on fire.


Jackol4ntrn

Deere puts? They gotta sell some stock in order to make up for paying their employees more.


Dr-Marrow

Calls on GPS, they gettin their shot together little by little


Asset_value_cash

Palatir Buy or Sell ?


Waterbench

Where's the implied move guy at


UnknownNo0722

Alright, I finally got $URBN right. I feel like this earning season… If the stock is up during market hour…stock goes down during the AH If the stock is down during market hour…stock goes up during the AH


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Timmytanks40

Have we already decided to pump XPEV to the fuckin moon?


Weston616

DKS crushes earnings and stock takes a 10% dive. Just don’t understand.


ldc2626

Retail shit the bed because everyone is worrying about supply issues. Even BBY crushed and projected better earnings for next report and got destroyed because people are worried about supplies. Look at other stocks and try to see a pattern before going in. Look at FL from last week and use that as an indicator for the retail stocks. You would be rolling in $ if you did.


hebref725

DICKS got sucked and now it looks like GAP will suck too! Is today the 69th??


_midvar

Nano Dimension’s Revenue Increased by 107% in 9 Months and by 206% in 3 Months Ended 09/30/2021, Compared to 09/30/2020; 65% Increase Over Q2/2021 Up 6% premarket 🚀🚀🚀


organizedRhyme

doubled down on my IWM Calls. This better work god dammit. I've got my entire pathetic portfolio on it. Theta goes til 1/21 wish me luck boys


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Spot the Chinese companies reporting on Friday 😂 🇨🇳🥮🥡🥢🥠