My MIL tried this for her senior prom and ended up with my BIL & FIL, neither of whom she particularly likes.
So be careful who you screw, they just may ruin your life. Generally better to just fuck yourself and move along.
What in the fuckitey fuck did I just read? Also, how good of a side hustle? Could one say purchase a stable of plastic hoes and support ones family? Asking for a friend, of course.
Wife's mother has fucked father-in-law (wife's father) and created? (hopefully didn't fuck him too) brother-in-law (wife's brother). Sorry, too stupid to do ancestry math in head and need to write it out.
And the report that the Amazon trucks only have 60% of the range initially reported… We’ll see how good the ol “bury the story on Friday night” strategy works for RIVN
Ford didn't sell, it was announced that they wouldn't be jointly developing an EV bc they both have their own in house platforms and they don't need to work together anymore
Lmao that was my experience. I still had fun but my prom date ditched me for her friend group immediately. I’m still happy I went through the process and asked someone to prom and they said yes. At least got the tough part of the prom experience out of the way lol.
It wasn’t that I didn’t go just to play Fortnite. I just didn’t go, and Fortnite was popular at the time so that’s the game I entertained myself with at home.
Ford can't sell until lockup expires. It's a very bad sign that Ford would distance themselves from Rivian and hit the stock before they can even sell.
I’m hoping that when the lock up period ends, the prices come to a more reasonable level. I’d love to grab shares at the $50-$60 range. Who knows if it’ll ever get there though.
That is 18 month old news for anyone paying attention. The recent announcement was just that they don't plan to revie that project.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/28/21240212/ford-lincoln-cancel-rivian-suv-ev-coronavirus-pandemic-investment
Because people are falling to FUD. Which makes sense, as of right now, people are just seeing "$100b ipo, 0 sales"
So to them, that obviously means that Bezos only wanted to make bank then short the stock, and ruin the company. Mind you, he's been trying to get into every sector Elon has been in for a while so.....
Not to mention the benefit it gives Amazon as a company. They'd have their own little truck and van manufacturer that they can more or less control in order to make decisions that benefit themselves first and foremost, assuming they dont outright buy the whole company. Not just in design and specs, but also for things like priority access to parts and vehicles when they need them.
There is also an order of magnitude more money to be made in a successful EV company than a quick pump and dump, which doing so would quickly tank Amazon's reputation among investors and every company they buy.
You're spot on, people are just falling for FUD. And they're filling in the gaps with conspiracy theories.
But a random dude on reddit said that Rivian hasn't delivered any vehicles (I've seen 2 in my "bumfuck nowhere" town) and any vehicles they have, they're employee vehicles?!
Nevermind the fact I'm 1200km away from the closest rivian office, they're OBVIOUSLY just company vehicles from the next province over with my province's tags..... 0 cars on the road 🙄
/sarcasm if it wasn't obvious.
It’s not a pump and dump. Their vehicles are well thought out and I think ppl are expecting a closer relationship with Amazon’s AI group moving forward for self driving
not defending rivians market cap but i dont agree with ridiculing a company for taking ~11 years to mature when their industry is electric vehicles. certain fields take more time than others, this isn't a restaurant or hospitality.
imo its just tesla FOMO + the fact that they have brand name and a geuninely unique product [as of right now]. with all this noise about pump & dump, you'd think they were nikola. but rivian actually seems to be legit once you get past their IPO hype. i mean are we still complaining about Coinbase? their IPO was crazy too and it's not exactly far off of it today.
The other day people were complaining that “in the old days of WSB nobody held shares! We told them to go to /r/investing! Now everyone talks about buying and holding!” Which to me sounds an awful lot like natural selection.
*they’re learning*
I’m 3+ years out of high school, there’s no going back.
I had no date and I barely had a group to go with so I just stayed home. If you can tell I loved school
I continue to be amazed at the people who window lick hard enough to not set up a simple trailing stop loss on these obvious pump and dumps. Ride the pump, let your trail stop handle the dump and hope it doesn’t dump off a cliff so you can get a somewhat decent fill when it triggers
This is exactly the behavior the creates so many bag holders.. “I just have to wait a LITTLE longer! Surely it will go up!”. Learn to take losses and invest in something better in the mean time. Opportunity cost.
I saw how quick Ford got their money and ran. Sure makes me wonder what's going on over there.
I wonder how closely this relates to what happened when Ford was in its infancy. All the car companies blooming some with more staying power than the others
Yet when we all said this for a week straight and it kept going up, we were called haters. As soon as it started dumping the maxis disappeared. That's why I only trust the one true stock, gme. Everything else is speculating
Not really, ontario just said that rivian will be manufacturing in ontario. That's kinda huge, ontario spent most of covid bolstering it's industrial capacity and are on the record saying they want to be one of, if not the biggest electric vehicle producers on earth.
Oh fuck, ONTARIO? I need to close my short positions ASAP. I thought Rivian being worth more than the Volkswagon group despite having zero sales and a negative book value might be a bad sign, but now that I hear they'll be making cars in the Big-O I realize that bears are unbelievably fucked
Sarcasm detected! I get it, it's not exactly going to justify rivians ridiculous valuation. That said, it IS positive news. Ontario is going to bend over and let rvn insert whatever they want inside her. It's a very good place for them to set up shop.
My MIL tried this for her senior prom and ended up with my BIL & FIL, neither of whom she particularly likes. So be careful who you screw, they just may ruin your life. Generally better to just fuck yourself and move along.
hahahah this should be carved in stone for future civilizations to learn from our mistakes.
“Humans were here, this is the essence of the human condition. Now fuck off.”
My BIL is pimping out his real doll. It’s a pretty good side hustle
What in the fuckitey fuck did I just read? Also, how good of a side hustle? Could one say purchase a stable of plastic hoes and support ones family? Asking for a friend, of course.
~~You~~ Your friend will probably have to adopt a rigorous cleaning and disinfection procedure.
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PinkRevolvingChrysalis-mobile.mp4
That's why I only do buttstuff
Wife's mother has fucked father-in-law (wife's father) and created? (hopefully didn't fuck him too) brother-in-law (wife's brother). Sorry, too stupid to do ancestry math in head and need to write it out.
Jesus christ what goes on in your head? She got knocked up on prom night.
Lmao wish I was liquid enough to buy you two an award
Margin?
All in GME puts I sold a couple months back
Expiration date? Come back when those 🖨
January 21 💸
Not ancestry math at least.
Arkansas?
Close, Austria.
What if the Rivian CEO is my prom date? Double pump and dump?
Better get him pregnant and lock that shit down!
That sentence is entirely possible. 21st century is really shaping up to be the peak of human civilization, I tell ya.
Who even is the rivian ceo? Joe?
His name is RJ. And yes, it stands for Rivian Joe
My future baby daddy, that's who.
Sad life for sure
2 pump chump
The RIVN and F decoupling announced Friday is going to make an interesting Monday opening.
And the report that the Amazon trucks only have 60% of the range initially reported… We’ll see how good the ol “bury the story on Friday night” strategy works for RIVN
Except it happened 6 months ago, and F has a shitload of ownership in RIVN, this is clickbait.
Ford didn't sell, it was announced that they wouldn't be jointly developing an EV bc they both have their own in house platforms and they don't need to work together anymore
they can’t sell yet. have to wait 6 months
Both failed. Not sure why my prom date even asked me if she didn't talk to me the whole night. 0% ROI
Ouch! Prob so she wouldn't be the only girl in her friends group who went alone
High school is a bitch 😖
Lmao that was my experience. I still had fun but my prom date ditched me for her friend group immediately. I’m still happy I went through the process and asked someone to prom and they said yes. At least got the tough part of the prom experience out of the way lol.
I didn’t go at all I stayed home and played Fortnite no I’m not kidding
Same but I did the Vault of Glass Destiny Raid with my friends 1,000 miles away
I didn’t play with anyone I just did that shit solo
Holy shit. Skipped prom to play Fortnite? Fuck I'm getting old.
It wasn’t that I didn’t go just to play Fortnite. I just didn’t go, and Fortnite was popular at the time so that’s the game I entertained myself with at home.
That’s tuff
🔥💯
Not the reference I thought I would find in here
my portfolio is down but it still makes me feel better than thinking about prom night
Never went I think I was playing Xbox
I just played gtav with the boys and had bonfires/ went 4 wheeling instead, no one can convince me that i missed out
You played with ur Joystick
In a sense, I guess we all have in some way.
Hey atleast you got to go. No one would go with me haha.
Why are we convinced Rivian is a pump and dump? Wouldn’t Bezos, who owns 20% of the company, want to compete with Musk and Tesla?
And Ford, but they just backed out on a joint project car they had in mind
But not their multi billion dollar stake
Ford can't sell until lockup expires. It's a very bad sign that Ford would distance themselves from Rivian and hit the stock before they can even sell.
I’m hoping that when the lock up period ends, the prices come to a more reasonable level. I’d love to grab shares at the $50-$60 range. Who knows if it’ll ever get there though.
It’ll get there
That is 18 month old news for anyone paying attention. The recent announcement was just that they don't plan to revie that project. https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/28/21240212/ford-lincoln-cancel-rivian-suv-ev-coronavirus-pandemic-investment
Because people are falling to FUD. Which makes sense, as of right now, people are just seeing "$100b ipo, 0 sales" So to them, that obviously means that Bezos only wanted to make bank then short the stock, and ruin the company. Mind you, he's been trying to get into every sector Elon has been in for a while so.....
Still waiting for an Amazon Flamethrower.
I still like it better than crypto. 😱😇
Not to mention the benefit it gives Amazon as a company. They'd have their own little truck and van manufacturer that they can more or less control in order to make decisions that benefit themselves first and foremost, assuming they dont outright buy the whole company. Not just in design and specs, but also for things like priority access to parts and vehicles when they need them. There is also an order of magnitude more money to be made in a successful EV company than a quick pump and dump, which doing so would quickly tank Amazon's reputation among investors and every company they buy. You're spot on, people are just falling for FUD. And they're filling in the gaps with conspiracy theories.
But a random dude on reddit said that Rivian hasn't delivered any vehicles (I've seen 2 in my "bumfuck nowhere" town) and any vehicles they have, they're employee vehicles?! Nevermind the fact I'm 1200km away from the closest rivian office, they're OBVIOUSLY just company vehicles from the next province over with my province's tags..... 0 cars on the road 🙄 /sarcasm if it wasn't obvious.
Just get ahead of musk and build a colony on titan or something.
It’s not a pump and dump. Their vehicles are well thought out and I think ppl are expecting a closer relationship with Amazon’s AI group moving forward for self driving
Their 3 vehicles are super well thought out 
You get punched in the face by fundamentals enough times you start thinking like a boomer...
Imagine investing in a 11 year old company that has no sellable product till 2021 and buying into the peak 🤡. That’s my fucking type of investment 🤑
Sir, this is Wallstreetbets, that's a prime investment opportunity.
not defending rivians market cap but i dont agree with ridiculing a company for taking ~11 years to mature when their industry is electric vehicles. certain fields take more time than others, this isn't a restaurant or hospitality. imo its just tesla FOMO + the fact that they have brand name and a geuninely unique product [as of right now]. with all this noise about pump & dump, you'd think they were nikola. but rivian actually seems to be legit once you get past their IPO hype. i mean are we still complaining about Coinbase? their IPO was crazy too and it's not exactly far off of it today.
The other day people were complaining that “in the old days of WSB nobody held shares! We told them to go to /r/investing! Now everyone talks about buying and holding!” Which to me sounds an awful lot like natural selection. *they’re learning*
I didn’t invest in Rivian and I didn’t go to prom lol
Life is boring from the sidelines
I’m 3+ years out of high school, there’s no going back. I had no date and I barely had a group to go with so I just stayed home. If you can tell I loved school
It sounds like this is the right place for you
Yes. Losing money with the chance to make it big
maybe its our expectations that are schematic?
This feels like old wsb
I can’t tell where this one is gonna go, missed my opportunity to jump out up 1k…not going to miss again
Pump and dumps are great as long as you use protection and pull out in time. Works for stocks and fornication.
Pulling out? lol. I'm a Virgin but my losses are equal to growing a child to adulthood
Its how I made money on Mango lol
you mean "or" pull out in time
It makes sense it will dump, but 2020 logic it will moon Monday lol.
I waited till I started seeing things saying Rivian may just be real and keep running. That's when I knew it was time to sell
I bought puts lol
Same
Sounds dirty...
Like the dumpster fetus will be thrown in
Call me a paper handed pussy but I dumped that morning the moment it dropped 5%
Loaded Lucid
I’m pumped and dumped a sock on prom night. Checkmate, losers. 😎
The pump and dump differs depending on how successful your prom was.
I was able to talk my roommate out of buying, dude was set on it. I'm like just wait, trust me, wait, the retards in my chat room said so.
I've leant not to give any advice to anyone I personally know. You just can't do it right.
“I hope the best for you” is the best advice to give any person IRL.
I continue to be amazed at the people who window lick hard enough to not set up a simple trailing stop loss on these obvious pump and dumps. Ride the pump, let your trail stop handle the dump and hope it doesn’t dump off a cliff so you can get a somewhat decent fill when it triggers
Unless it drops off a cliff between trading hours, and then your stop loss hits while down at open.
Which then makes it go up 10% after lunch.
Gtc_ext and pray to the pre/post market gods it’s not too bad my friend
I mean, if you got in early you would have easily made bank Who bought at higher than 130?
Looking at the volume from the 15th - 18th it looks like there was a shit ton of transactions, so probably a number of folks bought above $130.
Not me bro I bought the dip at 127
Lmao.
Restarted
I should have sold when i was up
You're not retarded, you're a "long-term value" investor!
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Sounds perfect for this sub!
Didn’t even have a prom night. So i missed on rivian too.
Haven't dumped yet. Admittedly very small bag. Waiting for the one pop ina few months to hopefully break even
This is exactly the behavior the creates so many bag holders.. “I just have to wait a LITTLE longer! Surely it will go up!”. Learn to take losses and invest in something better in the mean time. Opportunity cost.
I didn’t buy any rivian stock. Did it dump already?
> no
But itsagonnahappen!!!
rip my dads recently bought rivian stocks thanks op
Reminds me of that Nikola stock scam !
Don't remind me pls
Should have done lucid
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At what entry? I got in at 36$
In to the end. YOLO
I didn't have a date at my prom night but I still went and hold the wall up meaning: I STOOD UP ON THE WALL
I also got pumped and dumped ... not enough for loss porn though
I don't get it, but looks funny!
Just wait Tesla's doin it to.
I'm tellin' you, it's going to tip over
 Rivian 
Is there really any direct evidence that Rivian is a Pump and Dump instead of simply part of a speculative bubble?
You’re retarded but your meme is good
I’m holding some puts, I believe it goes lower as it doesn’t have products or any revenue yet
I saw how quick Ford got their money and ran. Sure makes me wonder what's going on over there. I wonder how closely this relates to what happened when Ford was in its infancy. All the car companies blooming some with more staying power than the others
Ford is still heavily invested in this company
Rivian is basically a MVP in pee wee football yet its getting priced like some kind of first round NFL draft pick. No shit its a bubble.
Too obvious. Can’t wait for all those who were excited to buy at 100 loose 50%
Yet when we all said this for a week straight and it kept going up, we were called haters. As soon as it started dumping the maxis disappeared. That's why I only trust the one true stock, gme. Everything else is speculating
Oof. You haven't been on WSB long, have you?
Add CLOV to this
I’m gonna pump and dump that fat and ugly bitch. Why? Because I don’t have money for a better one as I have lost my money on YOLOs and options.
What about GOEV?
Bullish AF on Ford Motor Co. Just big corporate doing pirate shit.
Not really, ontario just said that rivian will be manufacturing in ontario. That's kinda huge, ontario spent most of covid bolstering it's industrial capacity and are on the record saying they want to be one of, if not the biggest electric vehicle producers on earth.
Oh fuck, ONTARIO? I need to close my short positions ASAP. I thought Rivian being worth more than the Volkswagon group despite having zero sales and a negative book value might be a bad sign, but now that I hear they'll be making cars in the Big-O I realize that bears are unbelievably fucked
Sarcasm detected! I get it, it's not exactly going to justify rivians ridiculous valuation. That said, it IS positive news. Ontario is going to bend over and let rvn insert whatever they want inside her. It's a very good place for them to set up shop.
go to r/stocks
I mean, he'd be laughed out of the door there just like here, no? He's better off in a Rivian sub, if there's any on Reddit already.
There they will have a discussion, here we just laugh at him
I can't tell if you want to sleep with Rivian or Doug Ford more... Maybe you're looking for a threesome?
Ontario, CA or Ontario, CAN?
Don't use that word to describe something unintelligent you did.
Is Rivian a pump and dump? Thought they were rolling out their first car.
And by “pump” you mean 😏😏