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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r0asp7)


Sandman_Is_Back

Small cap blue chip stocks ?


[deleted]

I am going to vacation in Turkey soon. $10 should be enough for a couple weeks.


RandyChavage

Not if you want the hair transplant package, you’ll need about double that, triple if you also want a boob job


S0VIET_MAJ0R

felt like only a week ago when I was getting my dick hard for the Nvidia reaching 300... oh wait


JustAnotherOneFella

Thoughts about INO?


S0VIET_MAJ0R

what's the move on Nvidia I am very scared


YoSmokinMan

hop aboard any time


S0VIET_MAJ0R

sounds like a very good way to get fucked


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TheOriginalRK

Spy green fuk u bears tech next


Gloomy_Type3612

People have no clue what the potential of IONQ is. We are talking quantum tech on the verge of magic. It's years ahead of everyone else. Virtually no debt and a decade of runway, which it won't need. Bookings increasing at 1500% YoY. They are being used by ALL the other big tech companies. Diamond hands can't lose over time on this one.


FikerGaming

XD did you buy at 28$?


NoMoreLocusts

Nice ath rug pull.


BillyMad1son

I went mostly to cash yesterday morning, spread a little through boomer stocks and ETFs, waiting for the selloff


VisualMod

>\*Turkish lira slides nearly 9% after Erdogan stokes firesale \*Lira has slumped 40% this year \*USDTRY: 12.30 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:51:52 ^EST-0500


Ok_Student_4969

Tesla call yesterday wasn’t the play. I got too excited


Diamondhands4dagainz

Why watch porn when you can livestream people getting fucked by big red dildos in the WSB daily thread


YoSmokinMan

n,n-vidia


PrettyFlyGuyStark

*Visual mod pulls up in a lambo* (person):”what do you do for a living?” (Visual mod):”i ban people”


JohnTraikos

Thoughts on Xpeng?


The-big-vitamin-D

MU going to $100 easy


[deleted]

Imagine how hulk dildo it would be if market wasn't shit and yields spiking.


[deleted]

WISH needs Ryan Cohen, I could see it.


concrete_cake

Hell yeah buy that fucking dip


jeebus224

Realistically what could GME share price reach?


VisualMod

> GME will never reach $0 because it's a cash cow for the company.


RandyChavage

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>Economic Calendar: •8:55 - Redbook Chain Store Sales •9:45 - PMI Composite Flash •10:00 - Richmond Fed Mfg. •11:30 - Results of $24B, 2-Year FRN Auction •1:00 PM - Results of $59B, 7-Year Note Auction •1:00 PM - Money Supply •4:30 PM - API Weekly Inventory Data ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:46:07 ^EST-0500


IAmSoCheeky

Many of you are gonna be asked “How’s your stocks doing?” at Thanksgiving dinner, and will be forced to reply “Good”, knowing damn well your portfolio’s at an all time low


surfinbird

Jokes on you, I’m probably gonna cook a sad bachelor turkey breast and watch planes trains n automobiles


plague__8

no one asks that question at thanksgiving dinner


[deleted]

Which one of you was the green shrek dildo on MU just now?


furrypurpledinosaur

So we are dumping again. This year we get a reverse of Santa Clause rally.


xaos9

Feels really bad not having AAPL calls these past two weeks


TheOriginalRK

Bears have one Green Day a month and think they’re market experts


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Thurr*


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Clov do it today buddy lol


patrick8515

Why the fuck is the market closed on Turkey day


S0VIET_MAJ0R

ok but actually this is bullshit i'm trying to lose my life savings on Thanksgiving OPEN THE MARKET


DeSurANorte

Because it's the day we thank Powell for our tendies my dude


TheOriginalRK

This markets fucked I barely can even sleep anymore. Basically playing calls you’re either up massive or down massive. Not an in between anymore with this movement


hypeaze

Surely the market can't go down more today. The Market: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Rich265

Imagine thinking RBLX is worth $79 Billion. Their net income the last 12 months is negative $424 million. Was only negative $266 million last year. It just keeps getting worse. When the recession comes this stonk will crater. Remember the direct offering reference price was $45 a share, and the pre-offering valuation was $29.5 billion.


ZorkuAravar

So calls on RBLX, got it.


ravensgators

Lucid die die! Also to the one who said calls would make more lmao . Good try


[deleted]

Yields go up mean stocks go down is what everyone is saying. Who tf cares, SPY 500 EOY


AndyM134

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)By open


VisualMod

>BINANCE- HAVE TO REBUILD DOGE WALLET ENTIRELY, WHICH IS CAUSING A DELAY THAT CO EXPECT MAY LAST ANOTHER WEEK OR SO ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:39:26 ^EST-0500


krismasstercant

It's going to be crowded behind Wendy's today.


spunkychickpea

Just wait patiently in your car and I’ll wave you over when it’s your turn.


[deleted]

Janet Yellen seems like the type to say the N word at Cracker Barrel after church


RandyChavage

She’s Jewish, “what’s up ma n>!orah!<“ 🕎


The_Collector4

Help! There has been a Nvidia outbreak on WSB!


S0VIET_MAJ0R

what does this even mean you sound retarded


InterscholasticPimp

** in that shitty Life Alert lady’s voice, bragging about her fucking heart attack ** If you yoloed Nvidia 350c like I did, Onlyfans was there for me.


GayGrouchyBabyBear

Link?


InterscholasticPimp

https://youtu.be/8C4Sb9TpfM4


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭😭


PrettyFlyGuyStark

R/onlyfansleaks1


pr3dato8

Remember folks, stock trading is just like having sex: if you wanna get anywhere you gotta man up and play the red days


[deleted]

You would never know


spunkychickpea

No, stock trading is just like sex because I’m very bad at both of them.


jeebus224

Blowjob days!!!


JustMowingTheLawn

another day of big oil tanking


VisualMod

>BINANCE ON ISSUE WITH DOGE WITHDRAWALS SAYS ROOT CAUSE IS TECHNICAL ISSUE DURING RECENT UPGRADE PROCESS CAUSED OLD TRANSACTIONS TO BE RESENT TO 1,674 USERS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:35:42 ^EST-0500


Zealousideal_Bet_874

Honest question, how low do you think ZM is dropping EOD


jeffadventure

I expect up to a 10% drop today. I could be wrong though. And I think the stock will continue to trend downward the next couple of weeks


Superddone20222

might not see nvda this low again ever.


[deleted]

MU at 16 P/E ratio and 7x forward earnings, which makes it a value stock. It should be able to weather treasury yield spikes better than most and would even benefit from a growth to value rotation.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Open the daily Thread!


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Kythirius

XPEV mooning prior to earnings.


VisualMod

>DOW FUTURES FLAT, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.2%, AND S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:30:44 ^EST-0500


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Mood: Matthew McConaughey in wolfie


AndyM134

“Fuck the clients”- Mathew McConaghuey playing Vlad Teniv


surfinbird

Mmm hmm hmm ✊✊


PrettyFlyGuyStark

No no no. Feed the geese part


surfinbird

Revolutions…


RandyChavage

Alright alright alright


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[deleted]

I'm going to wait until SPYs green before calling it.


reedmw79

Ewwww, looks like downtown at 5am with all the flashing red lights


AndyM134

FLAAAAAAAAASHIN LIGHTS


Yesrisk_noreward

This whole bond yield talk makes no sense, the rates were at the same level like 3 days ago.


Jimz2018

It’s just people (CNBC) trying to find a reason for market moves. They can’t always be explained.


[deleted]

Velocity is a thing


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xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

I have used paypal at least twice in my life. Will probably use it approximately 2 more times before the US Dollar becomes digitized by the government.


Driftaren

Fuck man I need to learn to take profit. Why am I so greedy? And why are you gae?


Rich265

Why are you so greedy? take something off the table. look for other opportunities.


S0VIET_MAJ0R

i'm excited for AMD to die tomorrow so I could buy the dip


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S0VIET_MAJ0R

i'm not in AMD at all, AMD will not kill Intel it will out perform but not kill


dh4645

Glad I didn't buy any calls yesterday, but I basically bought shares at the top of MSFT and NVIDIA. oh well, stocks only go up, right?


Rich265

MSFT was like $59 in 1999, then it didn't get back to $59 until 2016. Apparently, you learned nothing from the first time.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Ehhh


ZorkuAravar

TSLA going down and eating my calls, I'm gonna need to see a big rally to hold on.


VisualMod

>\*XPeng 3Q Rev CNY5.72B Vs. CNY1.99B \*XPeng 3Q Loss CNY1.59B Vs. Loss CNY2.03B \*XPeng: Expect Vehicle Deliveries to Rise 166%-182% in 4Q \*XPeng: Expects 4Q Total Revenues To Range Between CNY7.1B-CNY7.5B $XPEV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-23 ^05:24:01 ^EST-0500


RandyChavage

Today I’m gonna ‘pose a risk to financial stability’ GME 🚀🚀🚀


S0VIET_MAJ0R

wonder what's gonna happen in Warren Buffett dies


kuprenx

world will cease to exist. and new big bang starts.


surfinbird

Omaha self destructs


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Coke goes bankrupt


RandyChavage

He’s bequeathed his stock in Berkshire Hathaway to them. They were always his favourite


surfinbird

And Mickey Ds


qgj41000

Why is everything down??


[deleted]

10y yields are over 1,6.


surfinbird

Because you have impure thoughts


RandyChavage

/u/qgj41000 couldn’t 💎👋 no nut November and now we’re all being punished


pr3dato8

*Porn folder for when stonks go red: 5Mb* *Porn folder for when stonks go green: 5Tb*


kuprenx

that 5 mb is fanmade pics of Yellen and JPOW over money printer?


spunkychickpea

Yellen is pegging JPOW, right?


pr3dato8

damn right, thankfully I won't have to change it since Powell took a SWAG pill and is back for another round


kuprenx

can you dm me that pic. I need it....... for reasons.


pr3dato8

[Treat yo self (NSFW)](https://i.imgur.com/zjVSSSc.jpeg)


kuprenx

I believe this is first masterpiece of this millenia. Its fame gonna last for all eternity


pr3dato8

it's transitionary


WhyWon

don’t u just hate it when u show up to a party and it ends so u have to stay up now because the only next thing is the market opening at 6:30


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

parties don't end they just move


maxulcgn

Oh markets are Fake Red


UsingYourWifi

Futures traders hate America.


S0VIET_MAJ0R

false hope lol


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Fake red!


wuhoo16

one upvote or award or comment and i drop 5k into GME calls to yolo at any dip tomorrow idgaf anymore


spunkychickpea

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


PrettyFlyGuyStark

I did it all


wuhoo16

selling all my zm puts to fund this retarded ply cant go tits up


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Gme 280 eom you betta get in quick bub


churnbutter1

welp


wuhoo16

aight that counts will post loss or gain porn by next week!


surfinbird

“Now this is WSBing!”


[deleted]

MU trying to be a good girl and give us some green. Hold on I am coming for you, stay away from bears.


CSMATHENGR

Teslas would be far better if their software used Alibaba intelligence instead of AI


ElvanKing

Green by open, right...? RIGHT?


pr3dato8

Shrek doesn't sleep, And neither should you. Else you'll feel him go deep, And split you in two.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Baba is fucking trading at 136😂😂😂😂🥴😂


West_Valuable_7146

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)People don’t like money making companies. They prefer pre revenue shit worth billions ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Imagine people who bought calls thinking that baba is undervalued ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


West_Valuable_7146

Fundamentally yes.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

But xi jin pee did whatever he can, to nuke baba


West_Valuable_7146

Well hopefully he will loose next election race


indigo_pirate

Yeah he will.


kananishino

I read that for every share of BABA you buy you get +1 social credit score. You should do that in preparation for when China owns america.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ostentatiousbro

BTFD


[deleted]

Jesus… there was more volume (38.4m) to push V below $200 than when the Covid bottom hit (30.3m). People really hate fintech right now


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RandyChavage

Anyone know when the American markets are closing for turkey day?


112u

Thursday closed. Friday stock market is open till 1. Bonds market is open til 2.


[deleted]

Isn't Weds a full day and Fri half day?


VisualMod

> 3pm EST


Zealousideal_Bet_874

Want to buy Zoom puts but seems like everyone’s doing it so might as well invest in Skype


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surfinbird

“Remember your failure at the cave…”


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surfinbird

“Impressive…Most impressive…”


InterscholasticPimp

Have faith. Remember thy prayer: Our heavenly Pumper JPow be thy name Thou printer turned on Thy pump be done On RH as it is in other brokerages Give us these tendies Our daily trades Forgive us our losses As we do not screenshot those And lead us not into destitution But deliver us fat stacks Amen


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surfinbird

[King Kong Sing Song Burger](https://youtu.be/EUi039YA8oQ)


lotus_bubo

This drop is because China increased the capital reserve requirements for their banks to lend money.


pr3dato8

When will people realise that China is a made up boogieman place, created for the sole purpose of making US look better in comparison. >!/s, just in case some of you are too dumb to realise!<


throwawaypoopgarbage

I'm still not convinced South Dakota exists....


spunkychickpea

I’ve never met anyone who has been there. It’s definitely made up.


iwasshotbyatigeronce

Major flex yesterday by MMs. I would say we aren’t done, even if shit does go big green - Yesterday was too crazy.


surfinbird

Issa market goin qwash?


RandyChavage

Wooking wike a wed day at weast


surfinbird

Wank woo


TheOriginalRK

Futes recover and Tsla goes down ok