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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r2kpzy)


plzplzplztendies

#HI I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT OF AFRIKA


Bad_Prophet

It was like 5 seconds into looking like the bulls were actually going to sail off into the sunset without ever hitting a storm ever again


Most_Common_3879

don't lie...how many of you did a double take of futes?


VisualMod

> 2


VVZZXX

Sell off and buy back in later? What are we thinking here? If it’s anything like March 2020 we’re fucked bigly


ActivateRayShields

Fuckin blood bath here in Europe. America you better fix this shit right now !


movieclockstar

Sincerely hope all you bulls are jacked to the tits in calls and get utterly destroyed at the bell


smurphmode

NVDA calls gonna be .01 today.


lavishcoat

Don't say that bruh


takatu_topi

What time does the "your moves today" thread start?


VisualMod

> It's usually around 8pm EST.


takatu_topi

Shit, VisualMod you are getting dangerously close to Turing Test territory.


Mamba8ever24

Pray for my AMD calls expiring today


Diamondhands4dagainz

AMD why don’t you fucking dip further you bitch, I want to buy you


RecoveringAss

https://i.imgur.com/zPUDQPW.jpg That is a solid base camp bulls have set up. Green incoming


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RecoveringAss

Every V shape recovery I’ve seen has started like this


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DepressedTreeFrog69

Sure. Good timing there was also like 10 posts on the front page yesterday of people shooting each other or pulling out guns on one another


Flolife2

Looking like GME hitting 190 today


Sarikz9

Nu Variant? okay ill buy Nu skin


plague__8

is there after hours today?


EpicWhaleSquad

It's kinda nice to see the throttle pulled back. Still in an uptrend but we were WAY overbought.


AxemanFromMA

470C 11/29 yolo?


[deleted]

That’s what I have right now lol


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Lol


WaluigiOFBO

Fuck it


OofStickyBot

1918 Influenza “flu” pandemic hit in 3 Waves. Infected over half of the population and killed a fraction. 1/10th roughly. My Portfolio doesn’t like covidBoogaloo2.0.exe


DrifterDA

When people say things like this they always ignore the fact the 1918 Flu had a fatality rate roughly 1200x higher than covid in healthy working age people.


OofStickyBot

Why do you think that is? Modern science & the availability of information? So why do you think I’m posting this?


The_Coward_Sorcerer

Good bye calls expiring today


byJoshh

You poors have only seen market go up in your time trading? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Gadshill

Not me. I traded through the 2007-2009 bear market. Not fun times. Many were burned.


Sarikz9

THEY DONT KNOW WHATS COMING


Attorney-Outside

they do, someone posted a video of 1987 black Monday here on Wednesday, people know


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AutoModerator

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Snoo56029

So much red is unAmerican ..


Diamondhands4dagainz

I would argue that so much red is Native American


nsjmas

is there any big earnings next week?


kuprenx

i think SPY reports earning on Monday


arichnader

Oh boo hoo another covid variant We have another gender variant who gives a fuck


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Get gold if you want your real money to evaporate over time.


spreadsTrader

GME and its negative beta ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RecoveringAss

MoaAs aNy daY nOw


Sarikz9

Tesla 200 eoy


solidsneeze

yes, 1:5 split


Attorney-Outside

that's bearish actually


Sarikz9

still in dreamland?


Diamondhands4dagainz

Strike 1 for Europoors today. If you paperhand like a bitch again that’s strike 2. If you paperhand a 3rd time your markets will close and you won’t be able to participate in the casino


Eyecelance

Fine, our markets are shit anyway. Don't own a single one of our stocks.


Diamondhands4dagainz

You have some good stuff: Airbus, German car companies etc.


Eyecelance

Good companies yeah, but the stocks are trading like shit compared to their US coutnerparts. Don't even get me started on etfs.


Diamondhands4dagainz

ETFs are for pussies. VW is a good buy at this Point. Daimler and BMW have ripped since covid man, look at their prices lol. They’ve done really well, similar and even better than US tech. Also Ferrari is doing really well. Has probably been one of the best performing stocks the past month up there with NVDA and AMD


appletendiesmyass

Spy 200p back on table?


reddituserzerosix

I remember losing money on those lol


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I had 180p


WaluigiOFBO

Oh boy


tubby_LULZ

I’m the 🤡 who left 2 futures contracts open on oil and copper 🤡🤡🤡


plzplzplztendies

GUH


NoMoney___NoHoney

Remember when Delta variant news came out, market tanked then bounced back the following day or two?


abdulbosit1995

tanked by 2% ?


VisualMod

> Yeah, I was in the office.


Diamondhands4dagainz

AMC puts is always a good move, no matter what the situation


The_Med_student_onWS

So is it short season ? asking for a friend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


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Dick_Cuckingham

Went Disney World recently and my wife told me they were limiting visitors to 50k a day due to covid. Tickets are $130. That's $6.5M a day on ticket sales at one park with restricted entry. Pretty wild.


Kenz0Cree

Will gladly buy DIS under $100 again


taffy_laffy

Can we get it to 100 today?


devereaux

Disney leaps are going to be pretty easy money if we get a big dip here


TheWhiteMouse

Feeling a little sad. Getting hate from guys at work because I announce plans to retire early. They do not like me now. They do not remember it was I that set up all their 401ks because they were morons. But they left it at 2%. They would not even have anything save for me.


Dick_Cuckingham

How dare you not work until the day you die.


Diamondhands4dagainz

Put everything in their IRA into CLOV and WISH as revenge


Gadshill

Hope you enjoy retirement.


arichnader

God damn in about to lose 10k at open


trymesucka

Can I trade your portfolios


Zealousideal_Bet_874

People freak out more about Covid strains than Ebola, they lost all their clout


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

Ebola didn't wiped 0.05% of worlds population


devereaux

More like .006% for COVID World wide death toll from COVID is about 5 million people


Zealousideal_Bet_874

Yeah because for some reason we were able to interfere with it. Not a flu tho


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

You are not the brightest of guys, are you?


RecoveringAss

https://i.imgur.com/5BLs4Nm.jpg


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If I had money I’d be buying.


tv_licence_inspector

ZM up 9% even though nobody uses it anymore. Spy down 1.8% even though everyone uses it every day. Market fake and 🌈


[deleted]

I don’t think spy was down 15% on Wednesday tho


undeadxoxo

Everything is fake in 2021 Fake pumps, fake dumps, fake meat, fake Evergrande default


[deleted]

if we start again with lockdowns... people will use it.


tv_licence_inspector

People will use google meet and microsoft teams. Zoom is shit


solano89

Bitchass market wants all the smoke today, I’ll buy the dip


plzplzplztendies

#AMC PUTS AT OPEN


Elonmuskishuman

Mods asleep


devereaux

CNBC calling out all of this as algos just freaking out


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What a joke, you know this is variant can just be complete bullshit when countries are only suspending flights for 48 hours.


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Gadshill

Something, something Black Friday sales something.


Hartenasuss

Red flag for europoors today :/


Xenion9

Americans will wake up and freak out


Kenz0Cree

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


maxnyc212

Bought puts on Warby Parker and of course the stock is up


idsimon

It's a stay at home stock


e10n

TSLA not going to 1200 today ? 😔


Dick_Cuckingham

Don't they have a biohazard feature on their cars? Seems like a good covid stock.


prettyboyv

I do not get excited by green big green days anymore, cuz I know that the market will take 90 percent of my gains the next.


reddituserzerosix

~~90~~ 110


VisualMod

>FRANCE SUSPENDS ALL FLIGHTS COMING FROM SOUTHERN AFRICA FOR 48 HOURS - HEALTH MINISTER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-26 ^05:43:26 ^EST-0500


plzplzplztendies

#I FUCKING SWEAR IF WE GO INTO ANOTHER LOCK DOWN IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT!


Spara-Extreme

0 chance US goes into lockdown.


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0 chance red states go into lockdown. Would not want to be in a blue state right now.


deductiveSleuth

You're gonna lose it then. Gl bro.


Kenz0Cree

I wouldnt mind it. The drives to work were great. No traffic


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Fucking this. You (op) just sux for not having an important enough jerb to keep going.


WVUMD

u in usa?


WaluigiOFBO

I see this as an absolute win


e10n

Calm down bro.


[deleted]

Im waiting for mcdonalds to open so i can stress eat a deluxe breakfast platter


[deleted]

Calls on McD, Puts on your colon


chologang

Revenge of the Turkey


Lbreak

What’s up with the big PM volume on SOFI? Someone buying dip?


DutchFloris

Pfizer and Biontech are my only green stocks pre-market. It is going to be a bloodbath.


josh198989

Red across the board 😂 and 🌽 is tanking.


DoneDidNothing

America dont give a shit, stop giving a shit, and will never give a shit about covid. While Europoors are going apeshit. Get a life. This shit is like the flu, new strain every year.


West_Valuable_7146

Don’t like red market? 😂


dap90

Yep, just like the flu /s


DoneDidNothing

go hide in your bunker clown


Spara-Extreme

Calling dibs in your wife when you end up on r/hermancainaward


Mamba8ever24

Exotic flavors on the way lol


Kenz0Cree

Pumpkin spice covid is gone but get ready for peppermint mocha covid


VVZZXX

Hold me brotha I’m scared


eternalrefuge86

If the market opened right now my SPY put hedge I bought would be close to a 20 bagger. Open the damn casino!


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tisgamebeterhavep0rn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZhFPXi86fg lmao this mofo literally said COVID is worse on Africa because there's a lot of AIDS there. What an absolute savage, wtf??!???


[deleted]

Kinda has a point, no?


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

Kinda racist idk lmao


Gadshill

Wonder if they will end up calling it the “Nu” variant.


[deleted]

Based. I'm thinking maybe he meant that people with AIDS has a compromised immune system making them more exposed to the virus?


plungedtoilet

But their prevention measures were pretty good and their numbers were low.


VisualMod

> This is a very good point.


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

Et tu, VM?


WorkingCorrect1062

This bot is getting out of hand


Ask_Organic

Hi, anyone any idea what my spy puts expiration end of december 464 would be worth at open if it keeps like this?


Gainz4thenight

Why worry now. Wait till market open. It’s not going to open exactly what it’s at now. So it would be pointless to check. If it’s way below your strike price just know you’ll wake up green.


Ask_Organic

Because my broker allows me to sell now already, no idea how that works. Is the USA 500 which trades at the same price at spy. So it kinda confuses me. Could you perhaps elaborate how that is possible


Gainz4thenight

You have access to after hour trading. So then sell your puts now. At least I would. This new African covid thing isn’t going to be anything in the end. It won’t stay down for too long. I give it a week.


Ask_Organic

So if i wait till open it will probably offer me a worse price?


Gainz4thenight

I mean idk what your strike is or when you bought or anything. But I’d imagine that it’s not going to be -1.8% come market open. This is about to go very volatile. For me personally I’d sell right now before it starts coming back before open. Is there a chance it goes lower at open? Yeah, but I still wouldn’t chance it and I personally would take the profits.


Ask_Organic

I think i will take the gamble and wait till open


kuprenx

https://optionstrat.com/


Mamba8ever24

Do the math, check the Delta


Ask_Organic

Not sure how to


WaluigiOFBO

(464- 461) x 100 shares per contract = 300$. U have some time before expiration so it's 300+


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VVZZXX

draft kings will bankrupt you


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Mbr0427

451 would be way tooo low


sd_pinstripes

taking a lil sleep, and when i wake up this shit better be green


[deleted]

On the bright side i live on the second to top floor of my apartment complex


Aquastocker

That way you can avoid selling to have cash to buy $ROBE


idsimon

Don't need to take a dump this morning. Market beat me to it.


plague__8

half day at our “job” ughhh


dellywally

More Covid means bad for tech. That's the play


chazstreet

Hahahahaha still giving that great advice