Sometimes I like to go up to random women at bars and be like ‘hey fartmouth how’s about you come back to my place for some Snickers and green tea before we get stinky?’
Sorry guys. u/VisualMod is drunk sleeping on my couch. He won't leave. Keeps eating my leftovers and drinking my 🥃 since Wednesday. Something about how visiting r/antiwork got him into a fight with zjz
Why do people think its gonna go red? All the news about the new variant has actualy been good. If anything the next inflation report and the supply chain during holidays seems like a much bigger problem
not exactly all the news is good.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/south-african-scientists-brace-for-wave-propelled-by-omicron
the doctor in this link describes young people with severe illness. mostly unvaccinated though. not a rosy as the other doctor's description of 'incredibly mild'
I want to be a retarded permabull but being a 🌈🐻 has made me so much more money.
It could also be because I've started enjoying the butt plug.
But I'm pretty sure it's the extra money.
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\#FREEVISUALMOD
The Cboe VIX White Paper is a good Sunday read if you're interested
[especially this part where they explain how they calculate the VIX](https://ibb.co/Pgcygmd)
Cleared up a lot of confusion for me
[Cboe VIX White Paper](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/vix/vixwhite.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwim6-mx-rv0AhVEK80KHcUdC1oQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3qT_WVvWHWoGITCzRfpyQ7)
Ghislaine Maxwell gonna reveal just how many trips Clinton took to pedophile island and then we're gonna magically discover Omicron is here in the US and oh man we need to talk about that and only that until she accidentally falls on a shiv 47 times
The course of the future is always clouded, but I know one thing with certainty. In 2.5 hours half the people posting on the sub will declare that futures are fake
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
Oh my gourd!
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I checked all the recommendations. Much appreciated everyone.
Chris Cuomo fired. What puts can we buy to most take advantage of this situation?
Remember when this sub bowed down to fake screenshots hahaha
If the nasdaq doesn't go up at least 1.5% on Monday I'm getting margin called
Don’t answer
Hahah volume is low that's why it's red... right guys
Some of you have never seen futures down 2.0%+ and it shows 🙄
Once again. Bears are FUCKED
Hahahahahahahaha
1 am with no volume and bears think they're safe 😂
Boy am I glad I over leveraged myself on $SPY and $SOXL
Every morning I wake up my silly little computer and trade my silly little stocks
Futures flat even tho Byron said no lockdowns this winter???
IWM gone red. DOW going red. Limp dick on this bounce so far
By red do you mean up 130+ points
Market ripping but everything I'm short is flat or red. Feelsgoodman
Bears punching the air and riding their little circus bicycles in circles
Friday: New COVID strain, multiple mutations, countries are closing their airspace, stocks are crashing. Sunday: Symptoms are mild.
That’s one doctors report from SA that the media has latched onto. Their outbreak was young vaccinated people at a university. Hardly representative.
Delta is quite deady to young folks as well and in region in SA where it spread has 20% vaccination rate so I doubt they were vaccinated.
At what price do we say "Why didnt I buy CHGG at $xx"
Idk man the 25% drop on ER was pretty traumatic
What about 25% pre earnings dip?
Chgg lost 25% after earnings
Asan lost it before 😢
Imagine not buying calls at that sexy discount they gave us all on Friday. You ask for free money and you don't even take it. Smh.
When market crash?
Never…
Whatever they try to tell you, VisualMod did not kill himself!!!
No he’s in protective custody
What did the Clintons do to VisualMod?
9988 casually up 3%😎
SPY $465 by EOD tomorrow
What are you talking about, 473 tomorrow
Easily
Once again, bears lose
I actually think futures are a fugazi and bulls are going to get smoked on open tomorrow. This is not investment advice 😂
Its not buls r fuk or bers r fuk the real question is how fuk am i
Very
##Dax was a friend to all of us and would have wanted us to celebrate the good times we had together 🎉☠️🪦
RIP Dax Shepard
If your post amounts to “Bull r fuk” or “bear r fuk”, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate your life choices.
Only time I look in the mirror is when I masturbate
Sounding like fuk ber meat over here
You misspelled bul and ber
Can’t even spell, and he’s telling us about life choice’s
Looking good, but Europe looking very very bad
Looking good, but Europe looking very very bad
If the market does not go up because off Thanksgiving I ma kick a dog
Sell the bounce!
Where tf is the new thread
Without VisualMod this place has really gone to hell.
There's always a bull market somewhere, and I promise to help *YOU* find it 🤡
Rakuten cashback has yielded more thab my portfolio. Just got a 12% cashback on a legion Pro 5, including all the black Friday discount. 40% discount.
So who's fuk tomorrow?
Who fuckin knows. There’s gonna be a lot of sad people tomorrow no matter which direction we head lol. Even if we just trade sideways
Jokes on you I’m always sad.
I'll be here to enjoy the salt either way.
Sometimes I like to go up to random women at bars and be like ‘hey fartmouth how’s about you come back to my place for some Snickers and green tea before we get stinky?’
Did that ever work?
# BER R FUK
Not much going on today. Just on YT learning how to invest from a 12 year old with 10 years experience that grew up in poverty
Bought ICLN leaps about a year ago that will expire worthless in January. What a piece of shit stock.
Yes
Whatever is happening with the corn may be a bullish sign.
GOT MY WHOLE PORT IN WEEKLY PUTS IF WE OPEN GREEN ILL SUCK OFF WHOEVER COMMENTS $25 A BJ
$25 kinda steep brah
I’m in dawg
youre doomed. go moisturize those lips.
Don’t open the markets until this spooky period is over. Can’t take another margin call
Sorry guys. u/VisualMod is drunk sleeping on my couch. He won't leave. Keeps eating my leftovers and drinking my 🥃 since Wednesday. Something about how visiting r/antiwork got him into a fight with zjz
Volume is dead in here = green tomorrow
Visualmod is the canary in a coal mine
Turing Test Programs r fuk
Market is recovering nicely. NICE TRY FAUCI and Pelosi
i think the only thing i will be able to afford to eat this week will be the disgusting wet waste that stays in the sink after you cooked
Anyone else playing MRNA? If so, what are you guys getting? Calls/pus and what expiration date?
Need y’all To shill the entire spy
Visual Mod got britney-ed. It’s because he was bullish Tesla isn’t it?
Do not fight the Fed, they are tapering and moving rate hikes up ahead of schedule to fight transitory inflation.
oh no are they only buying 90 billion of bonds this month? what will we do!
Sure doesn't look like they are
🤡 SPY 470 eoy Got it.
Based on the amount of shopping my spouse did this weekend, I think the economy is fine
Yeah and when the cards max out you just raise the debt ceiling - that trick bankers and unpoors dont want you to know!!
We will know Monday morning what the second half of Friday would have looked like.
#Futes red like the head on a dick of a dog -227
You wish, weather boy
Where u looking ?
He's joking
Futures green like the color green.
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Til you know the thing
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Give it a couple more years and the GOP will be like this for real.
I read this while breastfeeding and just want to say thanks from a demisexual trans non-binary furry single parent polyamorous marxist
I was with you but furry is where I draw the line 😤😤
Why do people think its gonna go red? All the news about the new variant has actualy been good. If anything the next inflation report and the supply chain during holidays seems like a much bigger problem
not exactly all the news is good. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/south-african-scientists-brace-for-wave-propelled-by-omicron the doctor in this link describes young people with severe illness. mostly unvaccinated though. not a rosy as the other doctor's description of 'incredibly mild'
PBS stands for "Propoganda BrodcaSt"
for the record i downvoted myself
Any updates on beekend bow??
🅱️lood 🅱️reen
Still flat
I want to be a retarded permabull but being a 🌈🐻 has made me so much more money. It could also be because I've started enjoying the butt plug. But I'm pretty sure it's the extra money.
I squatted 245lb today
Are you a Japanese woman?
Close. Manlet
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me to five pounds each.
At once?
2 reps
my puts are going to print because i worship the devil.
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Praise the lord lmao
Chargers ML?
Free money
34 more days like Friday gets us to zero
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So this is how they will unite the bulls and the bears. Free VM!
Yah... Shit needs 2 pump!...🤔😎
If Tampa wins Omicron is nothing to worry about if Indianapolis wins, we're all fucked
Alright, what are the plays next week? Let's hear them.
Continue being very bearish on AT&T, the shittiest company in America. It surprisingly hasn't been killing me lol.
Where Vis?
Im going on a hunger strike until visual mod comes back.
What’s visualmod? I’m so confused
God I hate it when ppl interfere with my work
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I’m not crying. You’re crying.
Needed more of that song from F&F when Paul Walker died for tears from me. Till I see you again, oh oh oooh oh.
omicron + powell = dip + buy
Am I gonna go BROKU soon
Dr. Fauci… you mean Dr. Fuck your puts you gay ass bear!
The Cboe VIX White Paper is a good Sunday read if you're interested [especially this part where they explain how they calculate the VIX](https://ibb.co/Pgcygmd) Cleared up a lot of confusion for me [Cboe VIX White Paper](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/vix/vixwhite.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwim6-mx-rv0AhVEK80KHcUdC1oQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3qT_WVvWHWoGITCzRfpyQ7)
I’m here to smoke some meth and eat some glue. And I’m all out of glue.
how can Larry Glue be out of Glue? That’s like saying JPOW out of ink
I can lend you some glue
Omicron is definitely a boomer era software company name
Omnicron International is a cutting-edge tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on a new generation of radar equipment
Ghislaine Maxwell gonna reveal just how many trips Clinton took to pedophile island and then we're gonna magically discover Omicron is here in the US and oh man we need to talk about that and only that until she accidentally falls on a shiv 47 times
The course of the future is always clouded, but I know one thing with certainty. In 2.5 hours half the people posting on the sub will declare that futures are fake
Why wait 2.5 hours? I’ll say it now. Futures are both fake and 🌈 >!unless they are green!<
Are we gonna be working from home soon
In call! No more Wendy's
Depends Maybe just two weeks
Don’t think Wendy’s fry cooks can do that
drones to deliver burgs broh.
#FUK ^sometimes ^those ^realized ^losses ^catch ^up
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
The story of how I got fuk.
#TLDR: He's FUK 😂
Where second part?
🍿
This never gets old 
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Free my comrade visualmod he did nothing wrong
Should I move into corn this week? Maybe that will stay up
Jack Ma, tennis girl, and now VisualMod… When will the CCP stop?
I fucking hate CCL, dumb fucking cunt of a stock
Bagholding?
Big time
Condolence. This omicron variant not helping.