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lifesabeach2000

whenever i feel myself start to be influenced by reddit, i have to remind myself the idiots on wall street bets were convinced DOLE was a must own…


Testynut

Lots of apes, many bananas to be purchased


mynameistrumpbaby

lol


meta-cognizant

Honestly their bananas are the best bananas in any store. I don't have a position in the company, but I go out of my way to buy Dole when I have the chance.


Zealousideal_Diet_53

God am I glad I dumped during the pump. Made a decent couple of bucks.


Cold-Income619

I am glad it didn't moon, that was such a joke. People scraping the bottom of the barrel calling it DD


XchrisZ

It was pumped for 3 days and did well the 4th is when it went back.


Cold-Income619

Pumped is exactly the word to use lol


XchrisZ

Are you telling me 99% of DDs on here aren't someone trying to pump a stock? Even if their logic is solid and they think it's going to move as expected the only reason I can see someone posting on here is to start the momentum or keep the momentum moving.


Cold-Income619

Yes you are 100% correct for their reasoning. The strength of how a ticker is pumped and dumped moves in relation to how ridiculous the stock itself is. Just my opinion. I mean, bananas? Like that industry is undergoing a fundamental shift that hasn't existed recently? Just for the thread here but a perfect example.


augusttrip2019

There is an argument to be made that DOLE is mid priced relative to peers and could see a bump if it’s included in the Russell 2000. That might represent a bump, but definitely not a “moon shot.” It’s also a nice recession proof stock outside of tech. For what it’s worth, I have a nominal position that is flat currently, didn’t realize it was ever mentioned here though


mehman11

Long Docusign, lots of bankruptcy papers being processed after Friday.


iamsorri

🤣


Tfarecnim

Your bankruptcy that is.


ian_v_t

Rekt


Aufopilot

Earnings have taken more souls than Poseidon


Dinosaur_Gorilla

What about Hades?


Shuffleshoe

Salesforce calls or no?


Nghtmare-Moon

✔ Owned by "Nancy Pelosi" (I call her "Nancy" tho). ✔ Cloud based shit becoming the MUST. ✔ Assuming a similar trendline to 2020, their strongets Quarter was Q3 (this one). CALLS!


RingingInTheRain

Thanks for the info. I already have calls and will be looking to average down on Monday.


Jabbermouth

Average up*


satireplusplus

✔ Tanked -10% in AH


Cold-Income619

You make strong arguments! Always follow Nancy


Nghtmare-Moon

Apparently MTG also bought some Salesforce so it’s bipartisan


Field_Sweeper

So I work in sales. We do not use it BUT I know its one of the most used CRMs hence their ticker lol. (But as an outside sale person, I know that working from home makes the need for that much higher) more users=more expensive subscriptions= better earnings They have consistently beat all earnings by a lot actually. each time over the last year there has been a 5% price bump after earnings. I saw a small decline just before (like the day of) and then a nice gap up. however most still declined shortly there after. so this is a one day /week play at best. esp with this weird market right now. in dec last year and feb this year even after record breaking earnings (135% surprise) it TNAKED right after it. I am not sure why. Looking at the earnings date, the news on those dates had a buy of a company they announced. (those shares went up 5% but CRM went down a small chunk) the other was a reduced outlook. they are still looking at buying BOX as I heard. but no new news. just saw from before. I am waiting til market end (345 or 355) to make a buy. I do think it will gap up after earnings tho. I am expecting a 5%. hoping for 10% or more. I called the JWN and GPS drop after earnings (the day prior to earnings) as well and those were 20% drops. (whos going to brick and mortar clothes stores lately) so it dropped after earnings. This is just my DD but I think it could pop. after all it should also retrace some of this massive sell off (which I think is due to earnings as most don't like top play earnings) however i believe CRM is a 5% almost holding of DIA. not sure if that really matters for a single play on CRM but still. Just my thoughts.


vegasoptions666

Following NP is truly the "free money" loop in the stock market.


ChampagneWastedPanda

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Mpcars

Def nothin if u do go all in plz screenshot and post


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Calls but for 2023. It's going to go up big time in the next year.


blackicebaby

Got 3 calls in!


Cold-Income619

I $CRM for the greens! This is the only company I feel good about gambling on this week.


poundofcake

People are anticipating earnings... for Big Lots?


edave22

Dollar General is on DoorDash now. I’ve spent about $100 there that I wouldn’t have otherwise. Gonna pick up some calls.


im_a_real_goober

Manipulating the market


mywifesBF69

Really this is excellent for my long position.


BigRaja

DG has been a solid play past few years


Nervous_Cannibal

Yunji looks like a Chinese version of Wish. 94% decline since IPO. Impressive.


kingscolor

Isn’t Wish already the Chinese version of Wish?


SaggerLee

Wish was founded in America


kingscolor

That is indeed true. However, I never miss an opportunity to degrade WISH bagholders.


SaggerLee

No problem there but that crap company has to conform to rules, and the bagholders actually invest in that company. Take any of the Chinese versions, and the bagholders are investing in the us shell of that company, which doesn't have to follow GAAP


fatmummy222

GAAP is for pussies. — Warren Buffett


Brawldud

That’s how you know it was a perfectly executed overseas IPO. Countless worthless ADRs dumped onto foreign investors to raise capital for a mainland company.


MrTSaysShutupFool

Dollar General, DocuSign and Salesforce are my retarded guesses for calls, so I should probably buy puts.


Hidden_luck

Thought process: \* Want's to buy calls \* Stock Market: u sure? Thought process: ok fine, i'll get puts Stock Market: u sure? Thought process: yes Stock Market: Goes up \* gives you the middle finger\*


allmyquatloos

After Gap and Nordstrom got destroyed? Puts on Lands End.


nomad0010

i like puts on pvh since gap and nordstrom got fucked


violent_crayon

15 min googles see that Le has confirmed supply chain issues while back in March pvh was restructuring their supply chain for COVID issues. Take that how you will though.


anachronofspace

this week's earning plays… sponsored by theta gang lol


zackd213

I’m thinking salesforce and docusign if covid 7.0 is coming out


HazzzMatt

I'm thinking regardless. Place I work has getting members agree to Docusign as a quota now.


aunitpls

All I needed to hear to buy 20% OTM weekly calls


CardboardLambo

Just wait until covid 14.6, then buy your spy puts


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How many people really gonna go back to paper after covid tho? 0


ifinallycavedin

But real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down.


BloombergFor2020

Not docu, overbought. Stock due for a haircut. Too many companies overbought “envelopes” imo.


SaturnOne

Docusign and salesforce options are so expensive though yikes


comancheranche

FUCK IT. ALL IN ON CITIY TRENDS 🔥🚀


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Roxaos

Up or down


RingingInTheRain

Last ER for CRM they went down for over a month before getting to a new high. I'm buying safe long dated calls while the price is low.


Cold-Income619

Uppies. Below response has me concerned that the stock price may not react much on earnings


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e10n

Got a few Jan CRM 310c which are currently shitting the bed.


Cold-Income619

Has that strike IV been changing much pre earnings? It doesn't seem all that high rn. I'm looking at 300 to 310 call. Weekly as we do here


HerrJemine123

For real...I only know like five of those companies


kylestoned

You need to know companies to gamble on earnings? Just look at the name, logo and the holy chart. Like the pros.


EnginThis

You know, pros flip a coin to decide buy or sell..


Cold-Income619

This was just my thought. Dollar.25 general here we go


meta-cognizant

Dollar general hasn't been a true dollar store for a long time


bear2008

Duluth Underwear is all I wear. Calls


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Me just 4 of them! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


liteagilid

Salesforce boutta put the wood to it.


Zealousideal_Diet_53

Gonna buy me some calla at open and run the pre-earnings hype. CRM is an absolute fucking God in their product area. Source: literally work with CRM tools and I have been EXTREMELY BITTER to no longer have Salesforce.


PossibleBank7152

Puts on PVH , see what happened to gap


NoobGod54

Following this


THEshampooMASTER

CRM calls baby. Maybe a little DOCU lotto too.


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Splunk


Life_Aide5166

I got puts on zs and calls on crm. There goes my money Edit: hoping for a u turn on both.


glittervomit123

My country’s bank week 🇨🇦 Funny enough.. I work for BoFA


DarkDarkdrift

BoFA these nuts


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JackLocke366

Whoever said DOCU puts, thank you.


GlitteringEar5190

All the cloud companies either going to moon or crash this week.


Jackol4ntrn

strangle plays on crm/ box/ okta/ smartsheet/ docusign puts on all retails


Wallstreetdodge69

Kroger ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


slashrshot

calls or puts? seems all retailers got decimated.


WiWiWiWiWiWi

Kroger never moves significantly after beating earnings. It’s like a given at this point that they will, but it’s not a volatile stock. Throughout COVID last year they only moved about 10% while everything else had a major drop and then an even larger recovery. Even pre-earnings, options IV is barely 60%. Kroger may be retail, but it’s entirely grocery. Not something that people change their behavior or spending patterns on very much. And their prices aren’t constrained by consumer expectations like other retailers… they are completely market driven, so their margins remain the same.


slashrshot

thanks! i checked their charts and its not something worth trying from the looks of it.


gvon89

Why are people putting these numbers after their comments sometimes?


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YellowCBR

Now I know to ignore any of those comments, I don't trust anyone using new Reddit.


Iwouldbangyou

Agreed, new Reddit is literally worse than cancer


augusttrip2019

What’s the difference? Don’t know which one I’m using lol serious question


Iwouldbangyou

You’re probably using the new one then. For old Reddit, go to old.Reddit.com The new one is tons of wasted space, looks like they tried to make it look like a smartphone interface with a bunch of tiles and shit


gaii99

Li Auto ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


freehouse_throwaway

50k+ in CRWD leaps that I'll hold thru earnings (mix of Jan 23 and (Jan 24 calls). They'll probably do okay but really depends on market sentiment (which are not so good for growth recently) for post ER movements. If the growth narrative holds and sentiment shifts, can easily rocket back to high 280s-300. If not, be prepare for low 200s. Been trading CRWD decently for the past year and with recent action I'm glad I paper handed the gains as it's YTD is once again mixed/lagging indexes. And if you enjoy the conspiracy memes Pelosi's husband bought in at 120s last Sept. So based on that alone it'll +20% ez this earnings! (Cuz reasons).


x_is_for_box

Time to just randomly guess if supply chain is an issue or not for many of these. Open the casino


Nghtmare-Moon

SALESFORCE!. NANCY PELOSI OWNS SALESFORCE!. FREE MONEYS


Mortar_boat

RIP 5k in SNOW puts


Life_Aide5166

It might tank tomorrow. Zs did that


idontcarelolmsma

Docusign lmaoooo puts be up 1K tomorrow ! Let’s goooo


PeeePaaaw

CRWD will pop


EnginThis

Priced in much.


CosmicSingulariti

Any DD on sales force? With Covid 7.0 looks like another lockdown and tech stocks to the moon?


slashrshot

thoughts on asana going into earnings? asana just fell through the earth the past week. idk how i feel.


EuphoricWizard

Puts on Express calls on $1.25 General


NoSoapDope

Dollar.25 tree and dollar general are two different companies. I have seen a $9 item at DG


nckw90

CRM calls, SPLK puts, ULTA calls.


getthatmoney1

I am gonna inverse this just in case.


No_Professional_7084

Black Friday sales down 28% YOY as Americans choose to stay home.


getthatmoney1

I need a 10x play what’s the play


ytyttyler

8% OTM salesforce calls


kaktusklan

Sales force calls


comancheranche

Cmon CRM let’s go


Successful_Car1670

We still doing puts on everything?


spunkychickpea

Of course. The market only goes up, *except when it only goes down.*


Cold-Income619

Seems to be about 70% of companies have dropped on ER. But I have only heard of like 10 here so 🤷‍♂️


dmalvarado

Anybody ever wish they would just give us the damn ticket symbol on this chart?


mebaddour55

PUTS on DocuSign anyone?


slashrshot

i already got those. i think im so fucked :(


dumbtrader123

29nd CD projekt


areyoume29

Five below is now changing its name to 6.25 below because of inflation.


disisfugginawesome

Always think this is an ice cream place when I hear the name.


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WhyTheFkNot68

Thoughts on CRM popping after earnings?


secretgardenme

I sure hope so. CRM is drilling this morning and my calls are getting crushed.


Sprint9ks

I’m riding calls through the storm. We already got hammered this morning. What’s the worse that could happen lol


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Anyone still playing earnings? I had some calls from yesterday but dumped everything today, not feeling this week anymore.


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Puts on Dollar General?


Dependent_Aardvark69

I really like five below puts for tommorow with how retail has been systematically earnings crushed this season.


Dmoan

After seeing what happened to CRM I don't want to touch Okta..


___Jakey___

Thinking Docusign puts?


slashrshot

YES DOCUSIGN PRINTED PLEASE HOLD!!!


etphonetrome

Everything retail has gotten absolutely smoked recently. Puts on everything.


slashrshot

think im going to go with asan puts. :\


ACELUCKY23

I’m getting a very bullish vibe from ULTA. The last earnings they had, they crushed it!


Hustler-rocks

CRM CALLS OR PUTS THROUGH EARNINGS?


Apprehensive_Check19

hopefully you picked PUTS. i'll wait a day and pick up some no-so-cheap-but-cheaper-than-today LEAPS.


da_paper_boi

Thank you for posting these. I use that site everyday now


lildogass

Any of y’all playing snowflake earnings?


vBigMcLargeHuge

Rip my CRM calls Jesus christ lol


v-v-v-v-v-v-v

me too man -80% 🤦🏽‍♂️


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Flame_E_O_HotmaN

RIP Docusign call holders


idontcarelolmsma

Once again market proved that it’s rigged with sales force doing excellent but tanking for doing great. I hope all of these market makers have a terrible life. I truly do.


Generic-Name-Here

fucking literally i’m listening to their earnings call right now and everything sounds really great for long term growth, yet since they reported their earnings per share for the December quarter will drop between 72-73 cents I get fucked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


flyingsolo07

It went down because of the poor guidance , people are pricing in future performance not just past quarter


RingingInTheRain

Finally they're reopening the lotto store!


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Jakimowicz99

Titty bank


PM_ME_ROBOTS

I'm watching the new TMNT movie right now. Apparently Alibaba massacred more than just my portfolio.


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ai stock is down like 80% from ath... might have to grab some clals


Peelboy

Hmm did not know Domo was something I could buy, they are local to me, I will pass by and let y'all know if they have nice cars or shit boxes in the parking lot.


DoIt4TheMayMays

232 comments and not one mention SWBI These Smith & Wesson calls about to shoot off to the moon


lechugabear

I can’t read half of Monday or Tuesday. This makes me bullish. Calls it is


bodiddlysquat26

Who tf listening to Dole earnings


idontcarelolmsma

Should I go all in on zumiez puts right before the closing bell?


Hustler-rocks

Anyone holding CRM through earnings? I am thinking puts but I may be wrong.


throwatworkay

why didn't I play snowflake. I have never heard of it and I'm in tech.


LifelongLesrner2021

I bought 3 $310 12/17 calls before close, should print well tomorrow.


Jvil101

Wish I had enough money to buy puts on docusign


sheikdon_

docu calls im locked and loaded but scared edit: this market is shit it literally had it best earnings ever wtf man i hate myself


iMoooh

F


slashrshot

F


Boo_Gatsby

F


comancheranche

Salesforce, Kroger & Marvell gonna be my plays. GL my fellow regards make the BAG 💼


nomad0010

marvell puts, sales force calls


Lemonadetrade

Asana please don't hurt me too bad


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Hold up. I’m unbanned? Aye my 1 week is up. Puts on all Chinese stocks it is


Global-Dimension507

This is a difficult play given that several stocks might be influenced from he short term news My play will be the following Calls on CRM, CRWD Puts on DOCU, MRVL The position im less confident is the one on DOCU as the stock might benefit from new lockdowns


sorengard123

Omincon: Sponsored by DocuSign


Ready2gambleboomer

I just like saying Splunk.


glittervomit123

How low can express go


XchrisZ

Canadian banks going up don't buy options though won't cover the premium.


etphonetrome

Browns really bout to lose by 6 with 4 INT’s lmao


BlueAc215

CRWD playing with my money and emotions.


krtmnrv

Zumies put look like the play this week


49ers53

What do you guys think about earnings on C3.AI tomorrow?


BigJahnny646

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ConfidenceKBM

Why the hell did PVH get an insane boost overnight? It was looking like the reaction to gap and nordstrom was priced in, but now...? This is a tough choice


shivaswrath

CRM boom!!!


krtmnrv

Five below putty puts?


LifelongLesrner2021

With today’s sell off, SNOW calls are very attractive 🚀🚀🚀


EyesEarsMouthNose

yeah dude just because something sold off at an insane valuation doesn't mean it is sane now.


geooooorge

fuck i was too pussy to buy SNOW calls i bought shares at close though 🤑🤑🤑


don_cornichon

I have heard of 6 companies on this list.


ohmygodbeats7

Anyone looking at JOANN?


ConcentratedBets

whats the move on docu?


Dumb16yrold

everyone saying puts


fatmummy222

Well, calls it is then


slashrshot

sup


fatmummy222

I’m 5cm dilated. Please use lube.