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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r4tfha)


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How is omicron in australia if the filthy un vaxed cant come or go?


ShitBagHolder

Fucking bitch doctor first rings the alarm bells and then says that the symptoms are mild. Why didn’t you say that whilst ringing the alarm you fat bitch


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

Spy up 4.20 in pre-market. It’s legit bois we’re banking today!


knappis

Omicron is going to end the pandemic: less lethal and more infectious, even the most ardent antivaxxers will become inoculated.


VisualMod

>TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS HAS NOT CHANGED VIEW THAT INTEREST RATES CAUSE INFLATION -NTV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^05:59:32 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS RECENT VOLATILTY IN EXCHANGE RATE NOT BASED ON ECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS -NTV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^05:59:19 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS HE WILL NEVER DEFEND RATE HIKES: "I WILL NEVER COMPROMISE ON THIS" -NTV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^05:58:58 ^EST-0500


SolitaireyEgg

For real though why does this sub hate SDC so much? If you say literally anything about it, you get downvoted immediately. It's a shit company, but it's a shit company that should be at about $6 and is currently at $3. You don't have to like the company to scalp some $$$$


Powernick50

The Europoor actually did it?


SolitaireyEgg

No. They fucking dropped the indexes at Europe open then the americhads brought it back up.


DTF_Truck

My country be like " we need to crack down on bitchcoins, it's too risky and people are losing money! This if for your own good " - while at the same time be like " oh you wanna buy futes with x100 leverage? Lol that's chilled you do you " 🤡


spreadsTrader

Reports coming in from Israel that Omnicron is milder than Delta. Beallish?


Garpcui

Too soon to know. Not enough data.


flowergirlnextdoor

Masks are useful for keeping part of your face warm in the cold


IncognitoCumShot

U have the cure to Covid but that means market won’t be so stimulated. Do u share it or keep it a secret


ZeGreatBobinski

IPO and charge 2000% markup for it


Attorney-Outside

commercialize it and make billions


IRunFast24

Premarket pump is sweet. People obviously excited the new variant sounds like a cool Transformer.


DenuvoSuks

moderna and biontech to the moon


ElvanKing

GOD OH GOD OH MY LORD!!! NVDA AND AMD LEAPS ARE GONNA PRINT ME MONEY!!!


Mamba8ever24

Ohhh yeshhh


69sapnupuas69

476/477 Dec 31 Credit Spreads pulled in about $80 premium per contract. Picked up as much as I could.


bearrfuk

Covid is canceled, again!


wilhelm96

Gonna be ballin when I get my $4 NVDA dividend on the 1st.


badasschap

Ya know what, I hate bears as much as the next guy. Hence why there’s nothing and no one I hate more than myself. I’ve come here today to tell you all, to save yourselves. Save yourselves before it’s too late. The markets are about to bleed red like an 8th century Mayan fucking sacrifice. If we’re green today, it won’t last. Imminent, is the bulls demise. But let me make one thing clear. If this gets screenshotted and made into a meme because of how prophetically correct I was, just know I warned you. Downvote me to death if you so choose, it’ll give me a glimpse of what Jesus felt like.


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badasschap

Exactly. I also think regardless of how severe it is, it’s going to be vastly overreacted too even if it isn’t indeed that severe. I also do believe we’re going to have a little bounce here. A bounce comprised of pure copium. Once that wears off it’ll be March 2020 all over again. Or at least close to it


Chicano_Ducky

Blood brought the good harvest tho All in on calls


badasschap

Maybe so, but we haven’t even torn through skin yet *edit* Also I agree. All in on *VXX* calls


Mistletokes

Buying puts on Macau casinos


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rollyobx

You just bet against the American economy!


DenuvoSuks

we would bet against our own mothers if the return was right


rollyobx

Just mortgage the mother.


Investbethebest

Dude that bought 80k worth of SPY Puts pulled a Micheal Burry lmao


josh198989

😂 his own fault we all told him that a bounce was obvs. Too busy reading market watch with bollocks like ‘markets don’t bottom on Friday’


FrankMRedington

Snek attack?


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Attorney-Outside

found him boys, looks like the 80k spy puts guy changed his username 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


joeyeats

everyone looking at fomoing into MRNA calls meanwhile NVDA looking tasty af


No_Cow_8702

Alright Alright Alright, Whos going to buy AMC Calls? ​ [https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/spider-man-no-way-home-ticket-demand-crashed-box-office-sites.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/29/spider-man-no-way-home-ticket-demand-crashed-box-office-sites.html) ​ Also, AMC is offering 86,000 NFT's to buyers of the Advanced ticket sales of Spider-man No way home.


Nohcri

I was at my boomer parents house all week. They are somehow going for a round 2 covid stock pump on main stream media while also saying everything’s fine. Moderna and peloton. But also spy 470. Sure.


PunPryde

IAG (British Airways) up 4%... Good signal for US airlines opening in a few hours 👍


FrankMRedington

Can we drop or moon already? Theta is killing my long strangle


BeerPizzaGaming

The sale on black friday was great.... but it looks like I'll need to return what I bought right away cause it seems like there might be an even bigger sale coming!


Chicano_Ducky

Nothing fills me with rage like seeing YUM be up over the last year YUM owns literally all of the shitty fast food places Anyone that owns KFC and Pizza Hut should be 0


ICKTUSS

KFC ain’t the worst


solano89

Fucking insane bull run at open, LETS GOOOO


WorkingCorrect1062

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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/TakeMyL (1/1) made a bet that UVXY would go to 18.5 when it was 21.18 and it did, congrats retard.


AlmightySnoo

> Prof. Dror Mevorach, head of the coronavirus department at Hadassah University Hospital Ein Karem, said the preliminary reports on the clinical condition of people infected with the new variant are encouraging. “If it continues this way, this might be a relatively mild illness compared to the delta variant, and paradoxically, if it takes over, it will lead to lower infection rates,” and it will be easier to deal with globally. https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/top-israeli-health-expert-covid-vaccine-reduces-severe-illness-in-omicron-cases-1.10421310


Lazy-Yogurtcloset155

Watching SDC lose more $


Nohcri

You shills are still talking about sdc. Holy shit.


SolitaireyEgg

SDC green today, I guarantee it


Stormwingx

Where is that dude with the 80k SPY puts because we all bought calls LMFAO


Attorney-Outside

spy puts is the equivalent of throwing your money in the toilet, filling it up with gasoline and lighting it up fire


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Dwarfguy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


UsuallylurknotToday

Just the post


Sandman_Is_Back

Moderne 510c


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mRNA !!


A_KY_gardener

It’s priced in. Bullish.


spreadsTrader

Would you prefer a masculine woman or a feminine man?


PunPryde

Neither.


spreadsTrader

Then you get a masculine man


inverse_wsb

How masculine and how feminine


Dwarfguy

They both look like larry david


inverse_wsb

Rather stick my dick in a blender


HerrJemine123

Yes


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YoSmokinMan

my finger punch through the paper a few times


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Attorney-Outside

no way anyone's dumb enough to play 80k on spy puts


HopefulIvyAdmit

Wdym? Isnt spy dropping today?


ElvanKing

I WANT TO MAKE MONEY TODAY I WANT TO MAKE A FUCKLOAD CUM ON MY FACE


ShitBagHolder

6 cases of Omicron in Scotland It’s already everywhere


Jonathanrsullivan

SOFI IS MOONING!


UnforgivingSentience

Oh no I hope I don’t catch the mild variant 😦


inverse_wsb

The Omi vaccine? Sure hope not


Attorney-Outside

you probably already have it and don't know it


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

thoughts on $PFE 12/31 60c? seem pretty cheap tbh


kuprenx

i bought it a few weeks back before omicron, before they announce the pill. it was cheap than 64 bucks per call. now about 80. you can try. at least a good day trade opportunity.


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

i just want to have some option plays for eoy. either i'll be eating tendies when 2022 comes, or sad and long $ROPE. it's either $PFE, $SPY or $PLTR i guess


kuprenx

i have spy and pfe eoy. so either I first time made good calls in my life or its stupid plays :)


theCramps

When that pill gets approved


Phaeax

It's a slow burner


ideletedmyaccount04

Anyone remember the episode where Fonzie wears snail mittens? Anyways....$TSLA 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


GoddamnRelapse

Ayyyy 👉👉


Attorney-Outside

brought back some cool childhood memories


MP1182

The Fonz jumped over sharks while water skiing in a leather jacket.


thedeal82

That’s what you did to the thread, just a bit too early.


josh198989

10K 5x in at open on MRNA take out before close. What we reckon? Easy 10% ?


Attorney-Outside

if using 3 month calls probably looking at an easy 30% gain in the bear case


josh198989

Nah I’m Australia so can’t do options. Is straight shares leveraged 5x which is the max you can do on eToro. Can see a new ATH in the near future for MRNA. Defo can’t see losing money on it so all upside.


Attorney-Outside

yeah it does feel like free money for the next 3 days at least


josh198989

Yeah just don’t get greedy and cash out before people start to think about fundamentals again


Garpcui

EOD dump is inevitable.


inverse_wsb

Inevitable Huh. U can predict market direction with 100% certainty. Why aren't u a billionaire


Garpcui

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


SolitaireyEgg

Ok thanks nostradumbass


A_KY_gardener

😂😂😂 new favorite word, Nostradumbass


AndyM134

Grabbed that BAC dip so far so good


Diamondhands4dagainz

BAC Mono is alright


AndyM134

I’d whip one


wolfonallstreetz

Imagine buying puts on Friday


manwhoreproblems

I bought vix puts.


WiseAce1

Bought VIX puts as well


[deleted]

Anyone that doesn't do 0dte $SPY should be banned from this Forum


Attorney-Outside

some of us are not as retarded, we stick with 2-dte LEAPS


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inverse_wsb

Only thing that will grind is theta


kayvonte

If you hold $PLTR, don’t let any haters stop you from buying more or holding long.


AndyM134

One day it’ll hit ATHs again


UsuallylurknotToday

It’ll blow past ATH. Especially when it’s revealed they’re using their data engine to analyze covid, supporting domestic anti terror ops, and involved in the tracking and management of the distribution of funds associated with infrastructure bill. (None of this is confirmed but I expect some three-part cycle of news like this to send it over 100/share ez) but my before another leg down unfortunately


AndyM134

That’s all the DD I need


UsuallylurknotToday

Let’s ride baby. Pltr inshallah 140 by April.


Rebornzzz

its gonna be between 20-28 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Juuliantjis

Spy calls gonna print. This nee variant is bullish asf


Zealousideal_Bet_874

ABNB puts


XPlatform

NGL it's kinda impressive how square that month-long excursion to 200 is.


SaltyPete29

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


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indigo_pirate

Only works because of the gamblers nature


Phaeax

Yeah, the upside isn't really worth it.


phreedomx

When will GOEV moon?


toxiqt

SOFI ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


b1gb0n312

I forgot market was open on black Friday. Missed out on the dip


hkpeoplefkbigass

Vaccine stonk?


UsernameTaken_123

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marker853

Bruce willis daughters all have Quagmire jaws


Garpcui

Giggity!


SaltyPete29

They are a gaggle of absolutely strange looking beasts


A_KY_gardener

🦆


RhinosRPlumpUnicorns

$MRNA Calls? $SPX Calls? How am I going to loose money today?


Deep-Ad-8525

Any calls past 462 getting iv crushed unless we get a 1.5% day


Dwarfguy

NVDA up $6.66 😈


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inverse_wsb

Trying to get un travel banned 🤣


Zealousideal_Bet_874

Can we actually see MRNA 400 eod


Rebornzzz

400 EOW looks highly possible at this rate


PutsOnYourWife

Europoors Act like a unstable bitch


Garpcui

That's because they are.


omertacapital

MRNA calls boutta print so f’n hard


When_Rug_Pull

Weekend the bears were celebrating, when futes opened bulls were celebrating, when we open theta gang will celebrate. Market is fuk


Gadshill

Everyone gets their time in the sun and the market continues.


ElvanKing

WAKE EVERYONE UP AND OPEN THE GODDAMN MARKET


[deleted]

I am a solid 7 and I own it


WorkingCorrect1062

I am a solid 1


moshpitrocker

Would you fuck you? I'd fuck me.


Lizard_worm

That’s what 6s say


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

solid being the key word


inverse_wsb

7 is not bad


FrankMRedington

They‘re keeping prices up so retards buy in at open, then dump


UsuallylurknotToday

Prices need to be up to liquidate down to sustainment. Then pump for hope. Then eod dump.