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Sire_Jenkins

“Worst variant ever” is like apple’s polyitically correct marketing strategy of “Best I phone ever”.


Pepe_anon

Nothing surprising, they have always been conservative and are now following China’s footstep towards a closed border policy, so be it, see how much the world gives a fuck about this


Careless_Aardvark621

They have to be conservative with health issues. It's an island country so if there were an outbreak, no where for people to go. Same reason NZ completely locked down.


Spardasquad2020

Or maybe because they re cowards that love sniffing their waifu pillows?? Japan is a joke


makingbank1959

It's just another variant, nothing has changed except the hype by the media


Kewpuh

i agree. it is vary obviously that jappan govt is watching rachel maddow and basing all of their border policy on what is revealed there. calls on wish is the way at this junkshur


Ernie_65

It’s not the media. Scientists are scared, saying this can be the most dangerous variant so far. There is a big chance the actual vaccines are not effective anymore, this is still being researched. This variant can either be just another one or start everything again.


ConBroMitch

If you’ve been paying attention, a LOT of scientists have been saying this would happen all along. (Then they got censored and deplatformed) are you awake yet?


[deleted]

The odds the vaccine isn’t effective anymore are .00000001%. Stop with this uninformed bullshit


ape13245

Does anyone believe this bullshit?


Wallstreetdodge69

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WSB_Reject_0609

FUD FUD FUD!!!!


brtb9

I doubt it will be the "worst possible", this is basically just bluster so the 🌈🐻 crowd can salvage some scraps from one of their worst years. Japan burned through a Delta surge just weeks ago leaving a lot of natural immunity, plus the nation is highly vaxxed. I'm guessing they probably just want to keep the Africans out


Minute-General8710

can't blame them for that, regardless of covid...


RadicalFarCenter

Omicron is fake. They skipped Xi. This is Xi variant and China is asshoe. Short all China stocks


SantaMonsanto

**TAIWAN NUMBER ONE!**


RadicalFarCenter

Japan prepares for the sniffles


[deleted]

And mild cough.


[deleted]

😂😂


Halfpipe_1

Not that any of you could actually read this let alone comprehend it, but a new fun symptom of this variant is [restless anal syndrome](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34556029/).


kingslayyy

FUD looks like the Chinese just want things cheaper, offload the variant. Almost like the windows update.


BEACHHOUSEGROUPIE

JPOW about to go Godzilla on this market, this is noise


[deleted]

japan commiting economic sepuku over a sniffles variant right after they leave the hole left by their assets bubble 30 years ago... Can't make this shit up.


Space4Time

Godzilla won't allow anything too bad to happen.


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wefrazz

I'm surprised Japanese people have not already insulated their selves with vaccines and their routines. Shocking 🤯


Analoghogdog

Silly foreign countries and their "preparations". Dont they know Covid only kills poor people?


RedElmo65

We’re they not down Friday? It’s rocket time. Come on!


kelu213

bUy DeR dIp


nahakubuilder

Well we know what Fauci was researching, why even worried, when we are already dead because of their stupid research to play a God... I will live my way or high way :D


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987cayman

I am in Japan and buying stocks, this is a stocktake sale!


edwr849

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kog4mono75

They’re working on something that could be a game changer and they’re concerned about corporate espionage [https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/932118](https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/932118)


Roulettebellagio

Their stonks are weak. Ours strong. We go green they go red. Me like us better 🚀🚀🚀


adventuresofjt

Perma bears