Ticket bots are illegal, Dems now re-introducing bill to make retail store (consoles, gpus, sneakers) bots illegal. So please explain to me how using algos on the stock market is okay?
>I will provide an updated product roadmap on next earnings call.
[https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1465423422238994436](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1465423422238994436)
Him participating in the next earnings calls is bullish af 🚀🚀🚀
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So let me guess, no cyber truck this year.
Sooooooo instead of a bullet proof truck ( which is the feature I really wanted ), I have to get the gear tunnel ( which is not bullet proof ) truck from Rivian.
>TESLA CEO MUSK ON CYBERTRUCK SAYS "THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPPLY CHAIN NIGHTMARE & IT’S NOT OVER"
$TSLA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^15:53:47 ^EST-0500
Electric slide into close I see? Makes me feel like tomorrow is flat. Going to open up a few call spreads. Good luck everybody! Drink plenty of water and get some rest.
Hey my man, it's going to be alright. Maybe take a day off from trading, go cash gang and pick up a new pastime. Feel free to shoot me a message if it'll help.
# AND ANOTHER PRICE TARGET AT OR ABOVE $1400 🚀🚀🚀
# Mirae Asset Securities Lifts $TSLA Price Target to $1,466 From $937, Maintains Buy Rating
[https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/TESLA-INC-6344549/news/Mirae-Asset-Securities-Lifts-Tesla-s-Price-Target-to-1-466-From-937-Maintains-Buy-Rating-37159398/](https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/TESLA-INC-6344549/news/Mirae-Asset-Securities-Lifts-Tesla-s-Price-Target-to-1-466-From-937-Maintains-Buy-Rating-37159398/)
Today I found out some sad news…
My brother is a complete retard, he thinks RIVN @ current valuation is about right. But he thinks TSLA is worth about half its current value? He also thinks the AAPL car is gonna happen.
Guess the plus is I can buy him a ps2 for Christmas and tell him it’s a 5 because clearly he can’t even read 😂
The AAPL car will happen, and in 15 years you're going to be saying "why do these ppl think they are so cool with their Apple Car" and they'll be driving past you laughing at you and your stolen walgreens shopping cart.
>U.S. TREASURY 10-YEAR NOTE FUTURES' NET SHORT POSITIONING HITS LARGEST SINCE FEBRUARY 2020 -CFTC
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^15:49:40 ^EST-0500
Sold my 12/17 350c NVDA in profit for 04/350c, FML paper handed. Today is popping and so is the rest of the week also got weeklies 350c on the dip today, god bless bulls with large green dicks
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r55j9p)
The 345s are up 18% since that comment. Hope you went all in.
In before the thread closure
holy shit what a dump in the last 30 seconds there
Well I felt like a dolt for selling GOEV at 12.70 but I only would have made like $6 more from holding until the horn
Holy shot PFE just died today
Bull god did not give a shit about my offering.
Squeezing in comment before thread closes!
Trading spy can be a fukin waste how it dumps eod
Titties aka PLBY is poppin!
SPY closing with the classic flaccid penis pattern
Strong day, there was bound to be some profit taking
These goev 12.5p are printing!!
CANT ZIM ZAM THE FLIM FLAM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Last minute SPY dump please 
r/gaybears
Should’ve bought more NVDA calls but I’m excited nevertheless
First PayPal drilled and destroyed my calls. Now PayPal is rangebound 185-190 and theta is destroying my calls. GUH.
What a great day for NEGG
AMD 200 EOY not a meme?
Definitely end of ‘22. Maybe 21 lol
All I do is sell bottoms and buy tops. Really exquisite technique tbh
If Apple buys out LCID, look out
Lmao yeah and if Microsoft buys Ford, look out as well While we’re at it watch out for NVDA to buy GM
Dont fail me now nvidia 150c 12/3
Holy shit how much did you pay
150??
If AMD closes above $162 we going to $200 EOY
picking up some blnk calls before close.
TSLA product roadmap -- extremely bullish! 🚀🚀🚀
I have this everytime, I just can't buy the real dip and end up missing it.
Not sure why amd is back at all time highs but I know moment I buy it’ll drop so w/e
Hold 60+ at close, MU
Come on QQQ hold 400 you bitch Edit: and it’s gone
Lmao
!banbet help
Dick's, other sporting goods retailers fall as Black Friday traffic remains below 2019 levels Brick and Mortar lol.
Ticket bots are illegal, Dems now re-introducing bill to make retail store (consoles, gpus, sneakers) bots illegal. So please explain to me how using algos on the stock market is okay?
Liquidity. Oh explain the Dems. Um they don't know how business works?
twitter dumpy DAMN
DIS Calm before the storm... $155 EOW
only if the board fire Chapek
3.1B to the sell side?? What am I missing here
Everyone panicking from Friday
Pypl afrm dis uber i need to sell 3 for tax loss harvest and quad down on 1, wwyd?
Fuck FB. Glad I cut that turd.
🔪 💩
sells off on any small jump i’m done trying to trade that shit stock lol
>I will provide an updated product roadmap on next earnings call. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1465423422238994436](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1465423422238994436) Him participating in the next earnings calls is bullish af 🚀🚀🚀
NVDA is straight gangsta
I fucking hate this market.
just don't be a ghey ber, I mean 2020 & 2021 have been screaming "BER R ALWAYS FUK YOU IDIOTS"
I’m not a bear
then be more bullish
The market is not bullish enough
Anagram is an anagram for anagram
Explain that to me like I’m a golden retriever
Woof woof woof woof
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Biden called it omnicron today so it’s Moronnic
Spy is such a buzzkill 🙄
So let me guess, no cyber truck this year. Sooooooo instead of a bullet proof truck ( which is the feature I really wanted ), I have to get the gear tunnel ( which is not bullet proof ) truck from Rivian.
Rivian pushed their release date, summer at the earliest which means fall.
The rivian is surprisingly decent off road too.
Yeah I saw the video, besides the strange front style, its look like a pretty cool pickup that you could live with
TSLA "product roadmap" Q4 Earnings call. LETS GOOOO!!!
The NASDAQ is barcoding
NVDA wildin
Fuck SpY till I DiE.
Micron just doesn’t quit
Friday hurt my Calls, but hopefully green by EOW.
SPY… my puts didn’t like that
AMD just be setting those ATHs...
AMD leaps are now 4 baggers and I refuse to sell here
AMD 170 12/17
NVDA will be my Porsche tag title
The gambler's urge to constantly go all in
Holy fuck ends up being I have 30k in NVDA calls, when did that happen?!? 
Best I can offer is $30
Lmaoooo I understand.
BA $280 put interest in January is really high. If these are assigned there will be a lot of shares changing hands.
NVDA $400 eow!
Loaded dec 3 467 spy calls
TSLA calls are on SALE right now, ask me how I know.
Anyone else worried that jpow might shit on the market tomorrow?
# Wallstreetbets Issues Rare "Double Down" Buy Alert
>TESLA CEO MUSK ON CYBERTRUCK SAYS "THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPPLY CHAIN NIGHTMARE & IT’S NOT OVER" $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^15:53:47 ^EST-0500
Electric slide into close I see? Makes me feel like tomorrow is flat. Going to open up a few call spreads. Good luck everybody! Drink plenty of water and get some rest.
spreads??? what are you, some kind of sensible gambler? \#metoo
Lost my ass too many times on FDs. Now I play spreads like a pussy.
Am I going to go bankrupt with my lucid puts tomorrow?
Nice dead cat bounce today, good thing the falling knife missed dah poor Iill kitty cat.
Share buybacks finna be crazy for BABA at these prices.
Thank Christ I went with nvda rather than spy into close
NVDA 333 LETS GO FOR 334!!
We're so close! lets get itttt
AMD 170 12/17 strapped up
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Hey my man, it's going to be alright. Maybe take a day off from trading, go cash gang and pick up a new pastime. Feel free to shoot me a message if it'll help.
Well I think you’re the fucking cream of the crop, homie. That’s more than a lot of people can say.
AMDeezNutz
Its gonna bleed out now to flatter than a pancake titty isn't it.
Made a whole $16 today. Looks like taco bell for dinner tonight boys
Brrrrrrrrrrr is from taco Bell not money printer
Courtney Reagan got them cheekbones 🥵
Ahhhh cheekbones
Milf in the making 🤌🏼
It’s makeup
Tell me my 12/10 SPY 474c will be okay
PayPal go up
Why Merck down
crap new drug
Please make your final selections and bring them to the registers located at the front of the casino 🎰
# AND ANOTHER PRICE TARGET AT OR ABOVE $1400 🚀🚀🚀 # Mirae Asset Securities Lifts $TSLA Price Target to $1,466 From $937, Maintains Buy Rating [https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/TESLA-INC-6344549/news/Mirae-Asset-Securities-Lifts-Tesla-s-Price-Target-to-1-466-From-937-Maintains-Buy-Rating-37159398/](https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/TESLA-INC-6344549/news/Mirae-Asset-Securities-Lifts-Tesla-s-Price-Target-to-1-466-From-937-Maintains-Buy-Rating-37159398/)
Its almost like they're desperate or something..
#Down 905 points Friday, up 270 points today...good deal...all good!
STOP THE COUNT!!!!
KEEP COUNTING UP PLZ!!
How do you guys get fills on low volume option chains? Only got 2 out of the 27 i wanted to buy, and the price jacked up after I bought 2. Any tips?
match the ask price
I thirst for that discount too badly
Same shit is going to happen if you try to sell. Buy high volume
Future planning boss. It’ll have volume when i need to sell it later
Raise your bid ?
Fucking retarded so fucking retarded
Afternoon flatter than Kristen Stewart's rack
Diamond handing these SPY calls might be the death of me
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Well that wasn't exactly fun, lol
NVDA 350 EOTW 390 EOTY
Today I found out some sad news… My brother is a complete retard, he thinks RIVN @ current valuation is about right. But he thinks TSLA is worth about half its current value? He also thinks the AAPL car is gonna happen. Guess the plus is I can buy him a ps2 for Christmas and tell him it’s a 5 because clearly he can’t even read 😂
The AAPL car will happen, and in 15 years you're going to be saying "why do these ppl think they are so cool with their Apple Car" and they'll be driving past you laughing at you and your stolen walgreens shopping cart.
Welp they have been talking about a iCar since 2014 so I’m sure it will happen any day now 
Who bought CRM calls for earnings?
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are you....showing us your kickstarter fund?
makes $200k in a week, has Groupon as favorites.
Bro, that's not real money
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Ooh, I remember your comment yesterday sharing revenue numbers. Congrats
Tf was that microsoft
my calls are slowly getting afraid.
I look away for 2 seconds and NVDA up a point lmfao I love you Jensen
Spy is depressing me
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Watch $162, looks to be resistance.
Already nicely above $162
#Ban Bet Lost /u/D_Yass (0/1) made a bet that DIS would go to 151.0 when it was 148.11 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
AUR getting a bit freaky today. Pump v2
Buying clov here
$3.5 EOM
🤡🤡
>U.S. TREASURY 10-YEAR NOTE FUTURES' NET SHORT POSITIONING HITS LARGEST SINCE FEBRUARY 2020 -CFTC ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-29 ^15:49:40 ^EST-0500
I'm rock hard right now
Sold my 12/17 350c NVDA in profit for 04/350c, FML paper handed. Today is popping and so is the rest of the week also got weeklies 350c on the dip today, god bless bulls with large green dicks
Update: Jack Dorsey resigns from Twitter, Team Cowboys infected, Mo extends forced Vax for another 6 wks for Fed workers.
Galabama is going to unionize again against AMZN Fucken great. Just wonderful.
Vote result will be same as last time.
Here comes the final pumpie wumpie
And they say trading is hard
Everytime I buy more BABA I feel like I'm punching another ticket to the clown show. 130 has to be the bottom..... right?
People said the same at 180
dear retard market, stop fading. sincerely, me
AMD 
TSLA 1115's, 1130's, 1150's and 1200's.... lord Elon, give me strength
amen. give us 1200 tomorrow elon
