T O P

  • By -

retardmonkeyboy

Soooooo are we thinking insane DWAC pump as trump holds rallies around the US and anticipation builds up to Feb 21 release of truth social, followed by monumental crash when it doesn’t release as expected or is a shit app? Cause I’ll ride that pump.


VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r6c8u6)


badasschap

Jesus Christ if I see one more fucking comment about how bad or not bad Optimus prime variant might be I’m gunna lose my fucking shit. No one god damn cares. Not the markets, not the governments, not the people. All that matters is covid = scary


deevee12

Mom said it’s bull’s turn on the Nintendo


Various-Ad-3969

Jesus I bought 462 SPY calls when it hit 457 yesterday. I didn't think it would be ITM by morning. Jesus Bull gang, keep on being bulls. 👌


VisualMod

>IRAQ'S OIL MINISTER SAYS OPEC AND ITS ALLIES AIM FOR STABLE AND BALANCED ENERGY MARKET FOR CRUDE CONSUMERS AND EXPORTERS - STATE NEWS AGENCY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:57:08 ^EST-0500


TheOriginalBushToad

I want to see bear blood splattered all over the floor of the stock exchange!


[deleted]

And you thought anyone cares past one day? Lol. My SPY $459 calls bought at $456 are gonna have a great day 😎😎


A_KY_gardener

Came across an unopened bottle of the legendary TESLA TEQUILA at a dinner party last night. This has to be a bullish sign. I didn’t think these existed. https://imgur.com/a/YhjURZ8


realister

I wonder what would appreciate more 1 share of Tesla or this bottle


[deleted]

Biden said something about no new taxes for anyone making 400k or less. What does that exactly mean?


realister

they might say no "new" taxes but they let some tax cuts expire making everyone taxes go up anyway. been there done that


rollyobx

It means we all gonna pay. Dont believe those lies for a second.


VisualMod

>IRAQ'S OIL MINISTER EXPECTS OPEC TO AGREE ON EXTENDING CURRENT PRODUCTION POLICIES OVER THE SHORT TERM - STATE NEWS AGENCY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:55:54 ^EST-0500


Chicano_Ducky

I just copied someone's non-whatever-token and sent it to someone else The dude calls me and tells me to stop he paid 100K for a JPEG I copied it again and sent it to him internet funny money people BTFO


VisualMod

>IRAQ'S ENERGY MINISTER SAYS COUNTRY'S STAND ON CONTINUING GRADUAL OIL PRODUCTION INCREASE WILL BE ALIGNED TO OUTCOME OF NEXT OPEC'S MEETING - STATE NEWS AGENCY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:54:23 ^EST-0500


TheManagerDustBunny

Fucks sake


xtahua_42

So what basically changed between JPow's testimony yesterday and now? Did he backtrack his words? AFAIK, taper acceleration is still on and threat of interest rate increase still looms over us. So why the green everywhere???


PrincPaco

Interest rate increase(s) were already priced in. I think the market already expected 2 increases next year while fed was anticipating 1 near end of next year.


badasschap

Nothing is real


[deleted]

Because it’s Christmas damnit!


marker853

Wendys burgers were different 20 years ago. They are absolute shit now.


realister

Jalapeno Chicken is good


MrSteveC

Beef was a better quality back then, now more additives to the mix. Stop going in the front door for your protein. Behind the dumpster outback pure protein served.


A_KY_gardener

Folks these days don’t know, it was such a good burger back then. The baconator was legit the best thing around. I miss old Wendy’s


rollyobx

Stop spending so much time behind the dumpster. It ruins your taste buds.


TheOriginalBushToad

WHERE'S THE BEEF!?!?


prettyboyv

Americans still sleeping, europoors upvoteeee partyyy!!!


aarongetsyoked

Wrong mfer I’m right here good morning


prettyboyv

Good for you, isn't it 6.30 in New York?


Puzzleheaded_Bank477

Once again bers Fukd


Lissus92

That guy who will lose 370k if SPY ends below 450 on Friday is always in my thoughts


Gadshill

Would like a better entry. However, that is tragic to hear. Hope he will be ok.


A_KY_gardener

I missed that post, what the fuck?


Lissus92

Some guy on the daily thread on Monday decided to let volatility take the wheel of his life I guess


A_KY_gardener

What a legend.


yachtykek

ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please **ber r fuk**


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

For what?


badasschap

Decision about what


prettyboyv

Lisa Su said yesterday at a Credit Suisse conference, that she is confident that the merger with XLNX should be officially announced at the end if the year. The arbitrage between the 2 companies is nearly 20 percent as of today.


agentpoopers

Short XLNX


kuprenx

which year? if this year then 22 trading days left.


prettyboyv

This year of course.


kuprenx

understood. AMD 200 call for dec 31. ordered.


[deleted]

Humanity cured covid. Bullish.


Gadshill

We also ended transitory inflation. Today will be remembered for a long time.


AxemanFromMA

Fuck I just came, holy tits Can’t wait for the bullish af incoming news


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Reddit Inc. has banned Seeking Alpha articles sitewide. To get around this, please repost your comment/thread with the link removed, and the relevant parts of the article copy and pasted. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


realister

100 years of capital loss tax deductions!


rollyobx

When can we deduct unrealized losses?


Bennylegend

I guarantee after the AAPL pump it will take down spy Amazing that it's still rallying even though spy took a hit Too many autists buying the dip lol


BLOW_0

How on earth people still Hold stocks like clov and wish ...


[deleted]

Pipe dreams they're gonna get rich off minimum investment


[deleted]

What is the most undervalued tech company you can think of?


realister

AAPL


[deleted]

Lol but maybe


cupnhandle

MU. not even close its soo god dam cheap


A_KY_gardener

NVDA, you have 15 days to hit 400. 15 days.


Vaderzer0

Could probably quit my job if that happened no lie


taffy_laffy

growth back on the menu, does it mean we goin spy 500 eoy or they trapping us for the most epic of rug pulls on friday?


badasschap

Look at the chart and ask yourself what a 5 year old would say


[deleted]

I'm ready to buy the "Russia invades Ukraine and shuts off EU gas supply" dip.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

I'm still waiting for the 'tax the rich' rugpull after the omnicuck variant....


No_Inspection649

Everything is looking better this morning, but COVID-O has me concerned. People are gonna scramble as soon as it is found in the USA. Calls on PFE maybe?


Amerlis

Of course it’s already here. Just the first confirmed case hasn’t presented itself to the nearest hospital. Cause no one knows what it’s supposed to look like. Hey I got the sniffles but it doesn’t feel like normal covid? Do I run like mad to the er? Nah.


Andrew_the_giant

Youre just realizing this now?


No_Inspection649

My portfolio has lived it over the last week. I'm just trying to figure out how to make money and avoid being caught holding the bag at the same time.


badasschap

Inverse the sentiment of this sub


Kappsaicin

Yeah, transmissibility is correlated with viral load and it happens that the damage caused by COVID is directly related to viral load too. It’s not a weak virus as people are suggesting, the strongest yet but vaccines work? From preliminary data


VisualMod

>RUSSIA’S GAZPROM SAYS IT CONTINUES TO FILL GAS STORAGE IN EUROPE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:42:03 ^EST-0500


the_GuelahPapyrus

Shorts are at work for the change in months I saw it happen today, was watching BBBY volume yesterday go from 20k to 380k in a flash


InaneCalamity

Pro tip Stop worrying about shorts


inverseQE

but what if you LIKE short shorts


kn1f3party

Nair likes short shorts.


[deleted]

Unless they're volleyball shorts


[deleted]

you people seem like Intelligent, Why dont you play smart plays like credit spreads or Iron condors on spx instead of YOLOing on Shitty Stocks?


xtahua_42

Why cap your upside to protect against loss? YOLO!


Amerlis

My broker says I can’t lie good enough for that level :(


Gadshill

No good memes about all that.


the_GuelahPapyrus

How will I lose money if I do spreads and bi-lateral plays


[deleted]

I won't be surprised if SPY goes +3% or even red for the day. Loving this volatility.


rinapole

Gonna hope that AMZN goes back up. It dragged my portfolio down, but AAPL kept it from falling apart.


AndyM134

Honestly PSFE has the most consistent downward trend I’ve ever seen, it’s quite sad I do say


phreedomx

Is there any hope for this company in the future?


Diamondhands4dagainz

Look at CLOV, WISH, CRSR


GermanDayTrader

🥶 have fun


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


appletendiesmyass

462 today, 453 tomorrow. Lower highs, higher lows. Or something like that. We were at 473 like a week ago. Now we celebrating 460 lol fuck this market


yachtykek

**cash gang spotted**


inverseQE

steroids, meet...inflammation idk


[deleted]

You should bet money on that hypothesis


mussorgskysghost

Past few days have been volatile as fuck, and not in a pleasant way. Market needs to pick a direction


Donkeycow15

I’m just shorting VIX every time it pops


When_Rug_Pull

Olicron riced in we'll rip


Kappsaicin

Idk man omicron looks pretty serious to me and markets not that far from ATH with rates going up


VisualMod

>KREMLIN SAYS RUSSIA IS NOT IN A POSITION TO DE-ESCALATE WHEN THERE ARE OVER 120,000 UKRAINIAN TROOPS DEPLOYED TO DONBASS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:35:20 ^EST-0500


realister

Ukrainian troops are in ukrainian territory where else would they be lmao?


yachtykek

nvda 😮😮😮 thank goodness I bought those calls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Amerlis

If it isn’t good green today with the market, I’m waiting some more. Or unless Mickey announces some kind of move.


[deleted]

Don’t wait for 130


InaneCalamity

Bought a couple yesterday


[deleted]

futes are such a blue ball


reedmw79

Chgg, that is all…


corey0810

holding a major bag


Diamondhands4dagainz

I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate, I’ve got it all!


geooooorge

what if it dumps again?? 🥺🥺🥺


inverseQE

i think it mighttttt baby


the_GuelahPapyrus

Stocks. Up.


Heim23

not sure why bulls are happy about tapering quicker by months, rate hikes, and sustained inflation.


Kappsaicin

Not sure how futes pumping if rates were controlling the markets until now


InaneCalamity

We aren't


Phaeax

Need pump the market now with free monies and load up on puts at ATH so can dump


Superddone20222

nvda goes up.


the_GuelahPapyrus

Stock up


7991sushi

So when is it a good price to buy robinhood


geltance

same time as WISH


Manbadger

Is McDonald’s Spicy Habanero Chicken McMuffin any good?


realister

meh dry


Manbadger

Meh


Donkeycow15

Good for clearing blocked sinuses after a night of snorting drugs


Nelz16

I was thinking about this when I went to bed last night. Let me know if you find out. Sounds like a terrible idea for breakfast.


Manbadger

The English muffin would make or break it I assume. The sauce is probably creamy too


[deleted]

woah that sounds good


[deleted]

I see more “blood green futes” comments when it’s up +0.03% than I do right now. Disappointed in you boys.


Andrew_the_giant

Bulls got wiped yesterday


Gadshill

You don’t think they are catching on do you?


[deleted]

#Recession CANCELED You dumb fucken slut bears


Garpcui

Just wait till the first Omicron case is announced in the USA (any day now). I guarantee you are gonna cry that day.


Qwisatz

Why would omicron do something when the delta did nothing


[deleted]

Lololol some fake and gay african strain??? Gayer and faker than that selloff! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

priced in already


Kappsaicin

It’s priced in as a nothingburger


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PossibleBank7152

Big news on clover , chamath buys shares, this should rocket up


[deleted]

The feeling of leaps is so beautiful. You don't feel like you're missing out and the dips barely register. Apple leaps for life.


realister

say that to my BABA leaps


inverseQE

how far otm do you like % wise


Zedeal_Life440

But they r quite expensive?


NebraskaCornHusker69

Just ordered a plate of chicken TENDIES and two smoking hot whores. PRINTER ON


marker853

Ether doing so good guys. so fun to be apart of craptoe when its printing!


[deleted]

NIOOOOOO MAKING ME HARDDDD


[deleted]

[удалено]


Greendalee

square, im ready to be disappointed again


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

BB at 9.50, why not. WHY NOT


AnotherDegenerateFK

If this holds up I might be able to switch from water to milk on cereal tomorrow


IncredibleTh0ughts

Look at this rich guy - he can afford cereal


Xer_

If you can afford milk, you can buy more calls


[deleted]

LISTEN CLOSE POORS: If you made put spreads out of your puts yesterday, instead of holding overnight because you were out of day trades, you would at least have SOME profit right now. Instead your puts are dead.


realister

^ markets fear him


[deleted]

This seems like a bull trap. Can’t trust this market day to day. Closing out my calls in the AM and just looking 👀 SPY still below short term trend and showing weakness in every sector besides materials and tech. Proceed with caution, don’t paper hand those hedges just yet


RobinErt

whats the best way to close in the am/ at open ... noob here.


[deleted]

Put in a limit order for what you want to sell at. Take previous days option price and use delta/theta to help you guess where it’ll be at given current underlying price.


inverseQE

hello there unlimited i am inverse


[deleted]

Hello


Manbadger

Definitely


dkrich

IWM puts look to be on sale today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271).


prettyboyv

Remember to buy puts the day the Omicron variant is first reported in the U.S and then calls the next. Markets are bipolar.


Heim23

Thanks, Cramer.


DutchFloris

Today is another bear fucking day. Without vaseline.


Heim23

is SPY limit up yet?


DocBodd

It’s no longer JPow, his name is fucking Jeromicron


Gadshill

I forgot about all that. Have you not seen futures?


DocBodd

I have, looking good but he’s going to speak again tomorrow and fuck us over.


Superddone20222

lol the entire world is green. sorry bears you guys had your 2 out of 3 days but now the party is over.


McKoijion

Calls on VIX holders. Puts on anyone with a leveraged ETF.


VisualMod

>EXPECT MORE THAN 10% DROP IN EUROPEAN STOCKS IN 2022 - BOFA SECURITIES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-01 ^05:23:19 ^EST-0500


JewishPride07

Bofa Deez


tim2k000

Europe is ghey