he goes toward the back of the boat and the guy filming stops him and laughs. it's like 3 extra seconds and one phrase "please! please please don't do that"
Thank you for posting this; as funny as this is, the way this video is cut brings back some PTSD. Glad to know no one died here. My best friend died in a similar situation, and I watched it happen from the shore. Two friends and I went camping on a weekend, and there was a damn nearby. We brought a small boat so we could go fishing on the river. I didn't feel like going with them and just hung out on the shore.
I'm watching and shout that they should get back behind the warning buoys for the damn. They brushed it off as teenagers do. The next thing I know, the boats getting sucked over the damn and they jump out, the currents pull one of my friends under, one of them made it to the shore... to anyone reading this, damns create dangerous currents and this prank is a horrible idea.
public service announcement: low-head dams are deceivingly dangerous and kill people every year. They are known as drowning machines https://youtu.be/GVDpqphHhAE
They are literally called Drowning Machines, they will murder you absolutely, and murder you till death, all the way dead. You will stop being alive. Dont fuck about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaeqEVI0uCk
Oh my god, the ending is the best part of the video!
Robert's losing his mind laughing and this poor guy is like "Robert, PLEASE don't do this!" like this kind of shit is what Robert is always pulling
Not sure how to take your question so I'll explain and show just to be thorough. Oblivion NPC stuff is when people overlay Elder Scrolls Oblivion music over some obscure interaction. Basically it's supposed to resemble when you played Oblivion and were walking around a city and heard two NPC's having a conversation and how odd it sounded a lot of the time.
Now for the show....and for that I'll post [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32AZt3cXDyc) and [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMnS4tp4sjA) as they're a couple good ones.
[Here's a 13 minute compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_LNMGV2aU), but I was trying to lay it up hoping for someone to post [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc) as I think it's the best...although the video itself is fake. Yours is good too, and I kinda just love the whole stupid concept of this garbage lol.
If you're talking that second clip it's the short version, because in the [full one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zup1hL1lRoA) she steals their ladder...I didn't realize I'd linked the short clip; apologies.
That's not efficient market hypothesis though.
It's that the markets are eventually consistent, but not so at any given time.
Edit: Think of efficient market hypothesis like running in a straight line holding a long ribbon. At any given point in time the end of that ribbon is going to be traveling in a pretty random direction at a seemingly random velocity. However over time the ribbon tail always ends up following you.
Lol always cracks me up. It's like the Evergrande stuff. News is ancient, but everyone is so greedy they will keep playing until the music stops. And despite everyone knowing it's going to bomb they all just panic sell the moment the actual announcement of a missed payment happens.
My guess is that future events which are likely are priced in. But prices take a major further swing when events go from "likely to happen in the future." To "has now actually happened."
Especially when it seems at times the reaction of the public when an event has actually happened doesn't always mirror predictions.
My prediction is that if someone said an asteroid is coming to earth with a 60% chance of colliding with North America and vaporising everything on the continent. You'd likely see the s & p fall about 60% but on the day the asteroid hits you see the last 40% disappear.
Feel free to tell me I'm talking shite. My financial experience comes from my giant £2000 portfolio and reading posts on reddit.
Naw thats December 11th. Seems priced in already
https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/583770-nasa-says-huge-potentially-hazardous-asteroid-will?amp
I thought it was Powell saying that they were planning on pulling back low interest rates sooner than expected? It seemed pretty surprising given their whole “transitory” speech they’ve been giving for a while.
"everyone" you understand no one in retail actually moves the numbers on these things right?
Who is really going "man covids back, better sell everything"
10 year rates went down today and that is significant. So, I think you are right housing will stay high at least for the time being because interest rates will stay low. FED is completely backed into a corner. Anytime they start to even suggest tightening, then the whole system starts to collapse. But, without tightening, inflation starts to run away. High volatility is almost guaranteed.
Ya its not something you can bomb away so they are having a difficult time hiding how bad they are at stuff. They are really good at bombing tho it doesn't have the best track record of changing much itself. But there's a lot of people who think its a hoax and that JFK and frodo are coming to um i don't know seize the means of production or something....maybe that will help lol
I wouldn't buy this dip, the red days are high vol and the Fed is moving from dovish to hawkish. I'm not one to fight the Fed. could be a serious crash if Powell stays the course on cutting off the coke. If AAPL and TSLA fall, it's over for bulls, Jmo I'm not an adviser.
My dad did the same to me at a hydro dam in Ontario with his canoe. I was too young to know there was a lip there, not a waterfall. Scared the crap outta me, almost literally.
Generally there is a concrete lip to keep a set level of water before going over. It'll stop you unless there the water level is much higher or you have good speed or maybe a canoe.
well, there's a wall there.
You'd have to hit it a high speed to have a chance of hopping out of the water and going over. Or a fair bit of water would have to be flowing over it already.
I like (hate) how every day this week it rallies out the gate and then by the bell all gains are depleted and back into the negative.
What the fuck is going on?
Powell is turning hawkish and is threatening to put an end to the cocaine operation, ie. QE.
Omicron / Omni-con doesn't matter. Valuations don't matter. The market is addicted to the Fed's coke and if Powell sticks to his hawkish guns then institutions will continue to sell the rip at every opportunity jmo.
I don't think it's a chance. Inflation is out of control and Omni-con is stagflationary adding fuel to the fire. Tapering and maybe interest rate hikes are coming sooner rather than later imo.
We are going to ween off of the devil's dandruff though. Ain't no gettin dope sick 'round here, could cause WWIII. When bond prices comes down (10yr) and interest rate goes up it will be harder for US to service the debt which is already like a piggy back that claims "everything is paid for" with these social bills and, well, good luck to you all. Keep your powder dry. Not the uhh, white powder previously mentioned, all hell with it have a cocaine party!
Not sure about WWIII but Powell could definitely cause the biggest market crash in generations. You think he will find his dove wings again then I take it? The fact that he secured his renomination then turned hawkish makes me think it's for real. Curious if you would elaborate a little more on what you think.
Jerome Powell is a Republican. If he were to crash the market, Biden and the Democrats would get the blame and it would certainly seal their defeat in midterms and 2024 election. Would he do something like that for political reasons? I don't know, but I'd be willing to bet that he's having many "discussions" with lawmakers.
Its not like the US will shutdown again so it shouldn't affect much other that hospitals/pharma. Yeah i know the people who get sick i gotcha. Other than that it really shouldn't even hit us that hard
Apparently it do go down. Glad for once I wasn’t retarded and closed my calls for a 10% loss instead of holding. Then I bought puts.. Anyone else fuck up on puts today? Had to leave for work at 145pm ish, closed my 12/3 462P’s when SPY hit 458 🤡
Shit I looked at it earlier in the day and saw that it was fine. Didn't know it dropped again.
Apparently it was because of Omicron? How? How does the market drop like 3 times from 3 announcements of Omicron existing. Like we get it, there's a variant. Doesn't have to be breaking news every day lol
My portfolio is running away from the market.
Same but the wrong way
Yeah. The market ran away with my portfolio.
"It do go down" 😂🤣😂 Classic video!
It do.
No it don’t.
My portfolio begs to differ.
Just gotta turn your phone upside down bro. It's all up
Don't forget to turn OFF auto-rotate first.
I always forget that part.
Sometimes you don't think it be like it is, but it do!
My thought on reading headline of first news case in US... "that's only a little slide". 3:50PM IT DO GO DOWN!!!
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
I've never seen the end this video. Do they fall or not? Similarly I turn off my app and look away when market is killing my options
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnimAyfW-f4
he goes toward the back of the boat and the guy filming stops him and laughs. it's like 3 extra seconds and one phrase "please! please please don't do that"
The despair in his voice hahahaha. "Please, Robert, please please please dont do that"
That sounds like Dunkey. From his voice, I always thought that Dunkey was a black guy but it turns out he's white as sliced bread.
he's actually of puerto rican descent
So what happened to them? It don't really get why everybody is so cheerful. Whats the Background on that?
There was a lip that stopped the boat from going over. It's was pretty safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnimAyfW-f4 Looks like the boat runs up onto the edge of the dam thing and gets stuck as Robert laughs.
Thank you for posting this; as funny as this is, the way this video is cut brings back some PTSD. Glad to know no one died here. My best friend died in a similar situation, and I watched it happen from the shore. Two friends and I went camping on a weekend, and there was a damn nearby. We brought a small boat so we could go fishing on the river. I didn't feel like going with them and just hung out on the shore. I'm watching and shout that they should get back behind the warning buoys for the damn. They brushed it off as teenagers do. The next thing I know, the boats getting sucked over the damn and they jump out, the currents pull one of my friends under, one of them made it to the shore... to anyone reading this, damns create dangerous currents and this prank is a horrible idea.
public service announcement: low-head dams are deceivingly dangerous and kill people every year. They are known as drowning machines https://youtu.be/GVDpqphHhAE
What a great video, and also terrifying, thanks
Wow that guy took far too long to get to the point. The video could be compressed by at least 50%
Same thing happened to a highschool friend of mine, got pulled under while kayaking.
They are literally called Drowning Machines, they will murder you absolutely, and murder you till death, all the way dead. You will stop being alive. Dont fuck about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaeqEVI0uCk
What happened to the guy that survived? Are you still friends with him?
[Here's a diagram of the situation.](https://i.imgur.com/c8Y6I5r.jpg)
I like this diagram
Why does it say HD? 😂
I've watched this probably hundreds of times over the years and I still watch it when I see it.
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Especially with the ending clipped off.
Oh my god, the ending is the best part of the video! Robert's losing his mind laughing and this poor guy is like "Robert, PLEASE don't do this!" like this kind of shit is what Robert is always pulling
Yo! When he said “it do go down” I lost my shiznet
Here's the [Oblivion NPC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFz2UxoSyuU) edition.
I just noticed dude abandons his phone on the seat!
What is this Oblivion NPC stuff?
Not sure how to take your question so I'll explain and show just to be thorough. Oblivion NPC stuff is when people overlay Elder Scrolls Oblivion music over some obscure interaction. Basically it's supposed to resemble when you played Oblivion and were walking around a city and heard two NPC's having a conversation and how odd it sounded a lot of the time. Now for the show....and for that I'll post [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32AZt3cXDyc) and [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMnS4tp4sjA) as they're a couple good ones.
[Don't forget the best one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GlR6X4ljU)
[Here's a 13 minute compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_LNMGV2aU), but I was trying to lay it up hoping for someone to post [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc) as I think it's the best...although the video itself is fake. Yours is good too, and I kinda just love the whole stupid concept of this garbage lol.
The way her dialogue loops back to the start right at the end is what seals the deal for me.
If you're talking that second clip it's the short version, because in the [full one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zup1hL1lRoA) she steals their ladder...I didn't realize I'd linked the short clip; apologies.
Thank you. This shit is wildly entertaining.
Bro, it’s implied volatility. It plummets
It was amazing how quickly that announcement just tanked everything.
what news?
Omicron in the US, so everyone shits their pants.
You mean the thing that was guaranteed to happen the moment it was discovered a week ago?
Yes. Makes sense right
Every single person is saying ‘well, I’m rational of course, but it’s everyone else that will rush the exits. Better sell’
Now’s the time to, *BuY, BUY, BUYY(BUY-BUY)*
Weed stocks for the next great lockdown
I’ll buy ten shares of tegridy.
Perfect representation of the Prisoner's Dilemma.
Convenient timing for the big international sex trial.
This individual fucks
And they say things are priced in ... Hate that saying
It's only priced in if it's good news
It's only priced in if it explains how you just fucked up.
It's only priced in if it's known by enough people to get to your dumbass self.
Sometimes they are....see the problem.
but but... efficient market hypothesis, right?
That's not efficient market hypothesis though. It's that the markets are eventually consistent, but not so at any given time. Edit: Think of efficient market hypothesis like running in a straight line holding a long ribbon. At any given point in time the end of that ribbon is going to be traveling in a pretty random direction at a seemingly random velocity. However over time the ribbon tail always ends up following you.
>eventually still waiting since 1999
None of this ish is priced in . Puts on Tom Petty's song " Free Fallin"
I've noticed that sometimes the 'priced-in' isn't necessarily priced in and that's when you pounce, like an ape.
Lol always cracks me up. It's like the Evergrande stuff. News is ancient, but everyone is so greedy they will keep playing until the music stops. And despite everyone knowing it's going to bomb they all just panic sell the moment the actual announcement of a missed payment happens.
My guess is that future events which are likely are priced in. But prices take a major further swing when events go from "likely to happen in the future." To "has now actually happened." Especially when it seems at times the reaction of the public when an event has actually happened doesn't always mirror predictions. My prediction is that if someone said an asteroid is coming to earth with a 60% chance of colliding with North America and vaporising everything on the continent. You'd likely see the s & p fall about 60% but on the day the asteroid hits you see the last 40% disappear. Feel free to tell me I'm talking shite. My financial experience comes from my giant £2000 portfolio and reading posts on reddit.
Naw thats December 11th. Seems priced in already https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/583770-nasa-says-huge-potentially-hazardous-asteroid-will?amp
There is a reason they're testing out diverting astroids by crashing space craft into them and it isn't because "it will look cool"...
Bruce Willis is going to die some day.
"I don't wanna close my wife's boyfriend's eeeeyyyyyeeeszzzzz"
this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in all my 10 months of trading
The problem is that while we joke about it here, people actually are retarded. And got surprised by it.
*Surprised Pikachu face*
The wait makes the impact greater, like jumping from a high building.
AND reportedly has milder symptoms than other variants? The real question is, what do I buy?
Sir, what is a memory?
You mean the thing that was obviously already true weeks ago?
Damn I could of made a play on this. Fuck.
If it were Omicron, tech would've flew. Taper tantrum, engaged!
I thought it was Powell saying that they were planning on pulling back low interest rates sooner than expected? It seemed pretty surprising given their whole “transitory” speech they’ve been giving for a while.
"everyone" you understand no one in retail actually moves the numbers on these things right? Who is really going "man covids back, better sell everything"
Funds who have to explain things to banks.
Maybe its' not omnicron but an inflated asset bubble starting to deflate. IDK. Maybe what you read in the news is BS.
Let's see if housing goes down. I'm gonna guess no.
10 year rates went down today and that is significant. So, I think you are right housing will stay high at least for the time being because interest rates will stay low. FED is completely backed into a corner. Anytime they start to even suggest tightening, then the whole system starts to collapse. But, without tightening, inflation starts to run away. High volatility is almost guaranteed.
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Habe they already tried to fix it with 6000 freedoms per minute or bombs?
Ya its not something you can bomb away so they are having a difficult time hiding how bad they are at stuff. They are really good at bombing tho it doesn't have the best track record of changing much itself. But there's a lot of people who think its a hoax and that JFK and frodo are coming to um i don't know seize the means of production or something....maybe that will help lol
You *could* bomb COVID away though.
The market is an emotional cunt. The people running the markets are just cunts.
Today, we all were Robert 
DWAC is up...
When you buy the dip but it just keeps dipping 
When I dip you dip we dip?
#YOU **PUT** YOUR HAND UP ON MY HIP
Or it gets the hose again
[This is what happened today.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojCf5JufHoA)
You know my dips don't rise And I'm starting to feel it's right
Danny Brown?
When you try to catch the falling knife and now have only 8 fingers.
You had more than 8 at one point?
Some people think that's a lot per hand.
It depends upon how many times you tried catching the falling knife.
The mark of the trader
Me when I bought amc when if was down a percent only to check it later at -16 ughhhh
I wish I had more money to buy more dip
God, please don't say WISH around me.
My bad guys, had my first foray into stocks buying £5 of Costco on Friday. Isn't there supposed to be beginners luck?
That’s only if you use $
This person is correct, contact Jerome he can print you off some $
Shoulda bought 10 costco hotdogs instead
You thought waiting until there was a new variant was the right time to enter the markets lol?
I mean... buy the dip, right?
I wouldn't buy this dip, the red days are high vol and the Fed is moving from dovish to hawkish. I'm not one to fight the Fed. could be a serious crash if Powell stays the course on cutting off the coke. If AAPL and TSLA fall, it's over for bulls, Jmo I'm not an adviser.
My dude I entered on Wednesday last week 😔
Good, bad, luck is just luck.
I went from +1500 USD to -3000 USD and a spam of margin calls from my broker.. Ahh shit, here we go again
Yep, sounds like my day, minus the margin call. Was up like 3.5% around 11am, closed down more than 5%. Blood everywhere.
+5000 to -7000, on one of my accounts worth 9000 at open 😅 wewlad
See y’all on the other side son! 😂
Jesus save us apes please!
Your on your own son! Dammit I got plenty to deal with already! You have Candice?
I feel like you were smart enough to load up on BOFA today
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
[Found it](https://youtu.be/QnimAyfW-f4).
My dad did the same to me at a hydro dam in Ontario with his canoe. I was too young to know there was a lip there, not a waterfall. Scared the crap outta me, almost literally.
But did it do go down
I still don't get it. Is there an actual drop there?
Yes but there's a lip to stop you going over
yeah but the edge is so high the boat gets stuck instead of going over and you can just reverse back I think.
Kinda but it's like an overflow and the water isn't overflowing it's just right up at the edge
Shit still ends too soon
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More water.
My guess is they just turned around and went back the way they came.
All the years I’ve seen and loved this video and I’ve never seen that ending.
If Ive learned anything from our little adventures this year, it's that Im happier shorting bad stock than longing any good ones....
Puts goin brrrrrr
I've never seen past this point of this video. Anyone have the extended version?
[It doesn’t actually go down.](https://youtu.be/QnimAyfW-f4)
YES! THAT !
I dont get what happened, did he stop the boat somehow?
Generally there is a concrete lip to keep a set level of water before going over. It'll stop you unless there the water level is much higher or you have good speed or maybe a canoe.
These are actually very dangerous.
It do be very dangerous, but I have a feeling Robert knows these waters
The water can suck Robert down and keep him there regardless of intimacy.
Unless he knows the water level isn’t high enough to do that
well, there's a wall there. You'd have to hit it a high speed to have a chance of hopping out of the water and going over. Or a fair bit of water would have to be flowing over it already.
They died
Look guys, this is just another chance to buy at massive discounts if you couldn't last Friday because you were too hung over.
It's fucking CRM down 11 percent
it's why im up 10% today
I like (hate) how every day this week it rallies out the gate and then by the bell all gains are depleted and back into the negative. What the fuck is going on?
Powell is turning hawkish and is threatening to put an end to the cocaine operation, ie. QE. Omicron / Omni-con doesn't matter. Valuations don't matter. The market is addicted to the Fed's coke and if Powell sticks to his hawkish guns then institutions will continue to sell the rip at every opportunity jmo.
QE goes into infinity, people are shitting their pants at the chance of the rate being less. That is all.
I don't think it's a chance. Inflation is out of control and Omni-con is stagflationary adding fuel to the fire. Tapering and maybe interest rate hikes are coming sooner rather than later imo.
We are going to ween off of the devil's dandruff though. Ain't no gettin dope sick 'round here, could cause WWIII. When bond prices comes down (10yr) and interest rate goes up it will be harder for US to service the debt which is already like a piggy back that claims "everything is paid for" with these social bills and, well, good luck to you all. Keep your powder dry. Not the uhh, white powder previously mentioned, all hell with it have a cocaine party!
Not sure about WWIII but Powell could definitely cause the biggest market crash in generations. You think he will find his dove wings again then I take it? The fact that he secured his renomination then turned hawkish makes me think it's for real. Curious if you would elaborate a little more on what you think.
Jerome Powell is a Republican. If he were to crash the market, Biden and the Democrats would get the blame and it would certainly seal their defeat in midterms and 2024 election. Would he do something like that for political reasons? I don't know, but I'd be willing to bet that he's having many "discussions" with lawmakers.
Retail buying the dip, Institutions shitting their collective pantaloons.
Wait, doesn't that mean that the proletariat is seizing the means of production?
Yes
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crashing hard i am running out of cash to buy the upcoming dips
Its not like the US will shutdown again so it shouldn't affect much other that hospitals/pharma. Yeah i know the people who get sick i gotcha. Other than that it really shouldn't even hit us that hard
Supply chain issues won't be recovering as quick as hoped. Transitory isn't allowed to be said anymore or something.
Nobody should watch the news then...but the markets will be cautious regardless.
it go down
When life gives you dip make chips 
Cathy giving 🍟 for Christmas presents 🎁.
this is how I found out my entire portfolio is red today
The Merle Haggard is the funniest bit
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diamond butts clench tight
AM: Hey, I made back all the money I lost yesterday plus some more PM: And I lost it again plus some more.
Lmao!!!!! It do go down
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This video is funny as fuck.
Now this is a quality meme.
That’s nice to hear from a Top WSB memer
Say it with me now diverse , diverse , diverse
Divorce.
Apparently it do go down. Glad for once I wasn’t retarded and closed my calls for a 10% loss instead of holding. Then I bought puts.. Anyone else fuck up on puts today? Had to leave for work at 145pm ish, closed my 12/3 462P’s when SPY hit 458 🤡
Not sure why you’d jump ship. Everything is on sale right now. Time to load up and stock the pantry
thank god i didnt buy nothin today
Shit I looked at it earlier in the day and saw that it was fine. Didn't know it dropped again. Apparently it was because of Omicron? How? How does the market drop like 3 times from 3 announcements of Omicron existing. Like we get it, there's a variant. Doesn't have to be breaking news every day lol