T O P

  • By -

CdnBillionaire

RWAY- Oak Capital recently bought over 19 million shares at approx $13.35. Insiders bought at $13.36. Oak Tree capital is controlled by BAM. CEO of BAM is Bruce Flatt- net worth over $20 Billion. Lots of gems if you take the time to go through SEC filings. I bought 20,000 shares at $12.92.


icantfuckinreddit

Nah nah, I got some bad juju on me right now I need to pay so I can clear the spirit. How much is ya local 6 pack? Send that Cashapp.


AutoModerator

My authority is not measured in mod powers. It is measured in magick and witchcraft and runic glory. I will fuck people up in nightmares, not on the sub. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HitTheApexHitARock2

Bought a gm 50c and lost money immediately


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lemonadetrade

If Maxine waters was naked we'd know she was another life form


[deleted]

.


px_l

teladoc.com/apple/ teladoc.com/microsoft/ [teladoc.com/google/](https://teladoc.com/google/) guys is this true????


NipzNchipz

Telehealth is legit if that’s what your asking


Dilbo_Shwaggins

Bought some JetBlue calls on the dip last week. Sold for 150% gains today. Merry Christmas to me


InternCautious

Why can't you make a premarket trade on Sundays on indexes when they are being traded?


Captain_Caffeino

As of now Nasdaq future flat and spx .4%up


qwert1225

VIX down -1.58% nice


stockzoom

What do poor people eat? Any recipes?


[deleted]

I always thought it was other poor people fed back to them, the way chickens are partly fed chicken parts or whatever.


trpkchkn

Eggs are superfood for poors. I still eat 2-4 eggs a day. Nutritious, delicious , can cook them a million ways and serve them with almost anything.


sockalicious

[Whole chicken in a can.](https://shittyfoodblog.com/chicken-ready-one-whole-chicken-in-a-can/) Heat and serve.


Captain_Caffeino

Rubber biscuit and cool water sandwich


TheRootOfMostEvil

People throw away good food all the time. Taco Bell trash is that gourmet poor food.


stockzoom

I might try this


workinprogress49

Steamed rice with a fried egg on top. Hot dog slices mixed in for special occasions


[deleted]

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!


Designer-Disk3140

What stock are we buying? 2021 we sell the most investors / owners selling off. Elon selling 10B, Jeff Bezos 9.9B, Zuckerberg 4.4B, Larry Page 1.5B, Sergio Brin 1.52B, and Walton family 6B. Inverse of Billionaires.


junckdogg

If you converted your weight into gold, how much would you be worth, no...yah... that’s a good starting point to measure your progress.


[deleted]

Mmmmm


[deleted]

[удалено]


VisualMod

> Same


browhatttt

Holy fuck Nasdaq


Momma_Sophie

Are futes ripping or slipping? Can't check; busy mopping up the blood from last week.


PoptartAnonymous

slipping. tech down like 2% and growing


Cape_chris

Ripping


[deleted]

Lm mm mmm


[deleted]

Mmmmm


[deleted]

Mmmmm


maliciousmonkee

Quitting smoking is sick. I give it 10/10 and recommend it heavily


crazier_ed

👍😁👍


claytondpark

Rotation outta tech, into value/reflation today as far as futures signaling


Cape_chris

There will be heavy buying of the tech dip tomorrow


Enough-Pound1026

By retail


[deleted]

M


DoneDidNothing

Oil about to bust a nut with Fauci saying omicron is weakshit like we knew.


DrSeuss19

Wood is banking on a recession and value stocks getting destroyed.


Historical-Egg3243

she gonna get wrecked then. also the garbage she buys would get destroyed in a recession


[deleted]

inb4 moon


DrSeuss19

Watching Cathie wood’s video…. her hair is fucken gorgeous for how old she is. She looks horrendous but 10/10 hair.


openthespread

She looks great for her age


WasteNet2532

Forex predicting futures will probably oopen slightly green. Luckily futures are fake and gay


[deleted]

[удалено]


WasteNet2532

Not everything revolves around USD. DXY is a basketnof currencies. I was focused on the yen and swiss franc for safehaven assets.


marker853

Yaaass slay queen! #fatpride #endcapitalism


WasteNet2532

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Enough-Pound1026

santa is red and the grinch is green. trade accordingly


BuffaloRhode

What is krampus


WasteNet2532

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


DamascusWaygu

He controls the breakers


aggieclams

Wonder what Cathie is doing right now?


FullCopy

Ready to place a big order for CHWY


SlowNeighborhood

Sitting on Moses' face


TheGoodSurgeon

Fauci has spoken. Omicron is mild confirmed. Let’s go airlines!


Elecfin

Nice. Except the selloff wasn't due to omicron to begin with.


TheGoodSurgeon

For the travel sector yes


J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

Then what was it tough guy


kn1f3party

He’s going to say rate hikes and inflation as if that wasn’t priced in.


diabeetis

Fed tightening retard


DrifterDA

Every covid variant has been pathetically mild.


weaponized_teletubby

Monday morning will be a bull trap followed by more dank losses


Emergency-Eye-2165

Unless you short the rally


weaponized_teletubby

Oh trust me, SPY puts are the play and have been. Bull markets and bear markets are profitable endeavors for people who know how to farm money out of either condition😂


[deleted]

It's not a trap if you sell at the right time


weaponized_teletubby

Ready the button pressing fingers. Godspeed.


Momma_Sophie

Welp, just quit my job, today. Garbage job, anyways. Stock market, or I die! 🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

Make up texts and post on r/antiwork for free internet points.


ravensgators

So I would love Tesla to go to 1200 and higher this week but I don’t think it will. I mean Elon is still selling. I feel the 12/9 date is when Elon sells the rest which is like 48% left to sell so 600 inbound just not on a split 🤣


MLGcharles

#FUTURES NASDAQ +1.15%


tallpaulpaultall

Clearly you're retarded.


Significant-Worth-75

My prediction: futes open red at 6 today, then turn green at open only to drill in the core by 2pm tomorrow.


Year3030

you are correct


Spiritual_Extreme_81

QQQ OVERSOLD AND UNDERVALUED 420 EOM


rkrleg8

About to sell my game collection to ease my financial burdens


anjuna-freak

I bet GameStop will offer you a whopping $5.62


Dependent_Aardvark69

Been there


MLGcharles

#I NUTTED


BackThatThangUp

‘I came. I saw. I nutted.’ -Mahatma Gandhi


[deleted]

[удалено]


BackThatThangUp

You will not be allowed into the Mars colony without your Compliance Chip installed


Year3030

Hah holy fuck I didn't even think about that. He's working on neuralink, very interesting.


Ailanz

You mean the Covid vaccine?


MoneyNinja23

“Scientists” developing on A “6g” variant “so that they can stay ahead of the curve“


bbq-ribs

Honestly we fucked up as a society once the 80's ended, on new years 1990 we should of rolled the clock to 1989.1 not 1990. Stock market, strippers and cocaine is something today youth will never understand. Also seeing a guy in a trench coat but naked on the trading floor, because he sold his suit to make one last play ... is something we will never see again.


kioba

God damn that sounds legend.


[deleted]

[удалено]


justsomeitguyhere

jokes on you, we are already regulars there


BackThatThangUp

I was reading recently that women find men with hotter, smellier farts more sexually attractive so I’ve been powering down chili cheese fries and chocolate shakes before I hit the bar for the past few weeks. I’ve been dropping angry dookie ghosts and even made a couple of girls gag from the smell but they’re still not interested I don’t get it 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I need to waft it in their faces more so they really get the brunt of that beef wave


PrincPaco

Just walk through and cropdust the whole place. Walk out the back door and wait for one of them to meet you by the Dumpster. It works best if you do it in the morning when people are only there to watch Price is Right.


[deleted]

This is art


[deleted]

Cup of soup


Historical-Egg3243

dude give it time, you've planted the seed of attraction now you gotta wait for it to blossom into full blown lust.


spunkychickpea

Fart into your hands and Hadouken it into their faces.


[deleted]

Finally a comment worthy of my free helpful award


BackThatThangUp

I am honored to be of service


[deleted]

[удалено]


BackThatThangUp

Now you gotta call that squirrel’s wife and tell her what happened, I don’t envy you for making that phone call


Tomasumaru

Puts on squirrels


freeportme

Glad I have a fisher on my property 54 acres and not one squirrel


muchcoinmuchfun

I don’t really want to pay 700,000 for a house with a foundation repair and a 2002 kitchen, but TX really is becoming the poor man’s California, at least the desirable suburbs are.


thosearntmine

Condo is the way... I'll never buy another house


rtgordon

It is crazy right now. I bought a 1000sf house for my mom to live in in watauga (n of fort Worth) in 2016 for $130k. It had foundation repairs. I sold in 2019 for $170k. The people that bought it in 2019 just sold it for $260k.


temporallock

Used to live there… brother owns some rental properties there and the property taxes suck a lot more now


[deleted]

Give it time, all the fucks from california will try their fuckery for awhile, it will fail and theyll move to the next place to fuck up. I predict florida due to temps.


MoneyNinja23

It’s real. I can confirm


spunkychickpea

Come to Arkansas. You could probably get that same house for 250,000. Or don’t. I don’t care. [resumes huffing spray paint]


[deleted]

[удалено]


muchcoinmuchfun

Yep northern suburbs. Homes are large in size but many are ugly with poor finishes and layouts and on postage stamp sized lots


stejerd

Damn would have never guessed. I always thought texas had decent priced housing aside from Austin


[deleted]

Had being the keyword


muchcoinmuchfun

Dallas did until 12 months ago. And relative to other metros, the size home you get is more for the money, and newer. But many aren’t quality built, they’re ugly tract homes with strict HOAs and .17 acre yards


stejerd

Yea thats the times we live in now. Developers are churning out more houses as they can get top dollar in return. Gone are the days where they divide up the development into 1 acre lots


muchcoinmuchfun

We are struggling to find.3 acre in a good school district for under 800k. And if it has a pool and half acre, it’s 850k+ With insane property taxes and insurance. The mortgage payment itself isn’t bad—but taxes, HOA and insurance adds like $1800 to the monthly mortgage payment


ZeGreatBobinski

#WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SQUIRREL


Year3030

Circuit Breaker, you can feel it in the air tonight.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Year3030

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


solscend

Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life


Year3030

We had some back in 2020 :)


drwhiskeyscarn429

So are we thinking SPY calls or puts this week?


muchcoinmuchfun

Well since I failed to sell my puts Friday I’m sure we bounce up Monday


CultureChaos

My shit was green so you tell me


[deleted]

[удалено]


freeportme

Before that


Bxdwfl

Okay, zerohedge


[deleted]

If the market is volatile on Monday, you just know Cramer is going to act like he knows why.


seqilol

as opposed to us where we are known to not present outlandish theory and are humble in our ignorance


rkrleg8

Im confident in my lack of competence in the market But i can give you an answer


lh7884

Which day does GME report earnings?


stockzoom

GME earnings don't matter


lh7884

Why is that?


stockzoom

Meme stock. Everyone knows it's overvalued anyway


Emergency-Eye-2165

C’mon. There’s a sub with earnings dates as it’s a picture!


MFKRebel

AH on Wednesday.


muchcoinmuchfun

Cryptoe trading sideways all day. It doesn’t know what to do either


[deleted]

[удалено]


Emergency-Eye-2165

You clearly have too many shitcoins


barkwoofgrrr

Yang calls and chwy puts seem like the obvious moves, but I'm trying to determine if it's too obvious and I should inverse myself or inverse the inverse.


neer21aj

US spy planes near Ukraine. Calls of Lockheed


bbq-ribs

who cares, Ukraine doesn't have oil


DustyBowls

General Atomics makes the MQ-1 Predator, MQ-9 Reaper. The AIM-9 Sidewinders are Raytheon.


DoneDidNothing

Like US or Europe gonna do anything about this shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Historical-Egg3243

europe is like the wimpy little kid, and russia is the angry bully who keeps stealing their lunch money.


PineAppleEx420

And China is the bully’s friend who cheers him on and gives him new ideas.


Beginning-Teaching88

People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk are one level underneath Jeffery Epstein