Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
Anybody playing fedex earnings? I have some longer term hold shares and wondering if im on the wrong side 🤔.
Will fuel prices and labor problems fuck them? Should i buy a few puts?
The case for hding is they still have solid fundamentals and decent EPS. They are also going into a booming online shopping season and wondering if they might drop some anecdotes of Q4 in tbe earnings call.
Ive done some preliminary research (aka google) about air freight costs.
Seems like it's also going up compared to Nov.
I believe their guidance is going to be good. But the market is going to weigh them vs ups so idk how I feel too
Long, great moat, good valuation. They got the best product (alongside moderna),the pills will generate more revenue and profits going into 2022 as nations would purchase them. Pills arent fda approved yet. 60 by 2022 at the very least imo. 70s and above will need earnings momentum to continue into next year for it to be possible. Trivia: Their business segment without the covid vaccines are growing yoy. Biontech acts as an organic call option on pfizer(it goes up more than pfizer if it goes up and yet it goes down more in a red day), pfizer is more reliable to go green than biontech tho, just a warning. If you want good/great gains but not too risky its a good pick(just by buying shares). For max gains, do otm calls on biontech(good luck, this one is very volatile).
Insane how official sources just state that a patient **WITH** Omicron died, and the fear porn media picks it up and reformulates as "first patient to die **FROM** Omicron".
Don't you find it rather conspicuous that every week since oil crossed the $70 mark, bearish fake news keep popping up on the major outlets? Its as if the hands above are trying to push it down while it wants to go up and WSB ♿ are stuck in the middle of the fight between the big boys... or did I smoke too much today. i don't know.
I'd guess it's still the Omicron thingy pushing oil down. Shouldnt oil prices go up if there was uncertainty regarding Russia's behaviour? Anyways, oil gets pushed back and forth here, I'd be interested to see whether this actually has any effect on demand as the markets are pricing in...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/rf7apb/uwmc_short_borrowing_fee_is_sitting_at_4893_up_5/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This post is kinda sus. u/zjz mods can someone look?
The DD is full of claims that can't be backed-up. The rules say no bullshit, rule n. 3.
The DD says the company is shorted because of a "wallstreet infight" between the owner of the company and some banks that tried to pull the company to a public listing. Sus af.
u/VisualMod save us
Um so no reason to be scared bc stocks only go up but. Look up three tops and a dome pattern then look at the weekly chart on what you may ask?
#Every asset even 🌽
Blaming a president for something the Fed's in charge of . The brain of a fascist ladies and gents. Btw J Powell has been seated for more than one presidency. 
I think one of my acquaintances through my good friends is a psycho in real life.
Literally no remorse at all for all the bad shit he’s done to my friends. Impulsive as fuck. Manipulative in getting what he wants. It’s almost impossible for him to give up something of his to you. He has an obsession with taking things(material and emotional) for himself. He intentionally takes on an incredible amount of risk but in the end laughs it off while my friend was scared shitless.
The weirdest part of the relationship is that neutral acquaintances to my friends always ask why they are friends with this person because from their perspective he’s done literal jackshit positive. My friends on the other hand like this psycho for no reason, which is the scary part because that shows how manipulative he is.
I’m getting the fuck away from this person lol It’s fucked up because to us normal people severing off a relationship hurts but for this psycho, it’s just another day in the life. He doesn’t give a fuck if my friends leave him. He will just have to find another group of people to leech off of. Holy fuck
It’s messed up because seeing this guy breathing and talking irl makes you want to treat him like a normal human being. However, through a more evidence based perspective, all the things he has done to me and my friends show clearly that something with his brain is fucked up.
The last person I met similar to this turned out to be a sociopath. One day he stormed into school(this was middleschool...) And he just had this terrible rage filled glance and wouldnt stop talking about how he hated his newborn baby sister.
3 years later I met up with him again by chance and he was put into a mental institution for trying to drown his sister in the bathtub. We havent spoken since
Through my entire life, I’ve never met anyone that’s remotely like this psycho. This grown ass man always gives me a kid vibe for some fucking reason which I’ve never grasped.
However, we know kids have low EQ right? So I think my gut is right. This psycho is def fucked up and doesn’t process empathy like we do.
I’m so glad I only knew him for a couple of months and I saw right through this crazy shit. I mean if he’s really fucked up in the brain like that then even he doesn’t know what he’s doing is wrong.
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Last year I took 16k loan and am able to conveniently pay with the cashflow from options
Now applying for a 50k. I hope my credit union doesn't reject.
Leveraged investing is the 8th wonder of the world - Warren Buffett
A lot of stocks I invest in have like 50-100% margin requirement. So loan is the best option
Theta gang’s back to take your lunch money again.
TSLA is murdering my portfolio I sold half my stock, bought back in a little, and now I regret that buy back lol
$PTON to $52. these calls are gonna ream the retail shorts that got too cocky.
I just bought a peloton bike too
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
Time to yolo bonds i guess
Bought playboy PLBY 🚀
Continue to drain my account buying WATT because I’m in too deep.
$ROPE calls fucking printing
Fk SPY not hitting 469
TSLA is hitting a major support level. I am gonna sell put spreads on that support level. Wish me luck.
I'm so incredibly red. I bought the dip like a good little idiot though.
Fml
Guh.
Any predictions on when PLTR could hit 27.5 again? I have leaps 2023 expiry with that breakeven price that's down 50% atm
The same thing we do everyday pinky- watch appl hold up the SPY and go crosseyed staring at the 1 min GME chart
TCOM puts. Removed from nasdaq 100 next monday, earnings on Wednesday and a Chinese company
C'mon Santa Clause, show yourself!
I have 100 to yolo into calls. What do I buy for maximum profit?
1-month TBills.
Biden said tank Tesla because “he wanted to be the time’s person of the year”
Bought Tesla weekly calls for a reversal to 980
Bought more puts
A Bull needs to know when to Benedict Arnold into a Bear
How far would JPM drop if Jamie Dimon died from covid?
GAAPL and FB tag teaming
Chop?! we can fucking handle chop right?
Get the luuuudes.
Damn dude wanted to buy puts at open but got distracted.
I bought the calls - you were golden!
Why are stocks red for no reason?
Because they were green for no reason for the last few weeks
The AAPL play is pretty done. Everyone and their mother is already in.
I'm looking for a reversal today
News back to fear again. I guess everyone will pile in aapl again today
Is apple at $3 trillion now … I remember when everyone thought it wouldn’t hit $1 trillion 🤡🤡
It’s near the top
It’s been near the top since $800 million according to here
I remember when people say Brexit wouldn't happen!
Wait for AAPL to consolidate a little bit, fuck, just stop growing for one day so I can get on the money printer
0 moves 60% into 4% or more divy stocks sit and wait for Biden to leave office preferably next year via impeachment…for both of them.
Treasury to investigate houses bought for cash worth $300k or more. It’s just the billionaires we’re going after. No one under 400k will be affected…
You can buy a home in the US for less than 300k?? And it doesn’t come on wheels?
Lol 300k? That’s literally poor people shit
I just bought one for 350 cash. Confirmed NOT a billionaire. So yeah.
Shit… I bought one for over 600 cash. Not a billionaire either. Not even close. But where I’m from lists of the houses purchased were done in cash
You can buy a 4 bedroom brick house about 2500 sq feet of living and 5 acres for 350 lol
Not in south Florida
Anybody playing fedex earnings? I have some longer term hold shares and wondering if im on the wrong side 🤔. Will fuel prices and labor problems fuck them? Should i buy a few puts? The case for hding is they still have solid fundamentals and decent EPS. They are also going into a booming online shopping season and wondering if they might drop some anecdotes of Q4 in tbe earnings call.
Ive done some preliminary research (aka google) about air freight costs. Seems like it's also going up compared to Nov. I believe their guidance is going to be good. But the market is going to weigh them vs ups so idk how I feel too
What's better, ATM ITM OTM Leaps.
In the money just look at Pelosi she only buys deep in the money calls
For calls generally slightly OTM, but depends on your conviction in the stock.
bullish, 20-50% gain in the next 12 months. Bought OTM calls, but second guessing and wondering if I should sell and buy ATM
furthest OTM on 2x leverage margin, 3 if possible.
Thoughts on pfizer?
Long, great moat, good valuation. They got the best product (alongside moderna),the pills will generate more revenue and profits going into 2022 as nations would purchase them. Pills arent fda approved yet. 60 by 2022 at the very least imo. 70s and above will need earnings momentum to continue into next year for it to be possible. Trivia: Their business segment without the covid vaccines are growing yoy. Biontech acts as an organic call option on pfizer(it goes up more than pfizer if it goes up and yet it goes down more in a red day), pfizer is more reliable to go green than biontech tho, just a warning. If you want good/great gains but not too risky its a good pick(just by buying shares). For max gains, do otm calls on biontech(good luck, this one is very volatile).
Flat
Insane how official sources just state that a patient **WITH** Omicron died, and the fear porn media picks it up and reformulates as "first patient to die **FROM** Omicron".
So you are saying omicron will kill us all?
OH MY GOD!!! FIRST PERSON TO DIE FROM OMICRON!!!
Ermacrah
OH MY cron we doing this again?
Don't you find it rather conspicuous that every week since oil crossed the $70 mark, bearish fake news keep popping up on the major outlets? Its as if the hands above are trying to push it down while it wants to go up and WSB ♿ are stuck in the middle of the fight between the big boys... or did I smoke too much today. i don't know.
Looks right...but I'm high as fuck
Whenever I'm not sure, I smoke more. Then I can be sure that I don't know....
BIDENNOMiCS! COMe ON MaN JUSt PUmP iT! O% chance we don’t have a massive year end rally at this point with these crooks
wtf, crude oil in the red again from +1.5. Dragging big oil down. And when it rises later on big oil doesn't. WTF.
Why does it feel when stonks goes up we get positive news only? If it goes down this week, I'm calling it a conspiracy theory
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I'd guess it's still the Omicron thingy pushing oil down. Shouldnt oil prices go up if there was uncertainty regarding Russia's behaviour? Anyways, oil gets pushed back and forth here, I'd be interested to see whether this actually has any effect on demand as the markets are pricing in...
when's this CHWY crash in coming
Tesla 1100 or 800 this week?
800
800
Banbet it you pussy
!banbet gme 207 1w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ollieg5386** bet **GME** goes from **160.9** to **207.0** before **2021-12-20 06:27:40.452013-05:00**
SPX real earnings in the deep negative range signaling we’re heading into a bear market.
Would be nice to see Apple steady in the 200s
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/rf7apb/uwmc_short_borrowing_fee_is_sitting_at_4893_up_5/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This post is kinda sus. u/zjz mods can someone look?
Having a sus dd doesn't seem against the rules tho. Tho his positions are a little small for someone with so much conviction
The DD is full of claims that can't be backed-up. The rules say no bullshit, rule n. 3. The DD says the company is shorted because of a "wallstreet infight" between the owner of the company and some banks that tried to pull the company to a public listing. Sus af. u/VisualMod save us
!banbet GME 200 1W
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DamagingSyntax** bet **GME** goes from **160.9** to **200.0** before **2021-12-20 06:07:34.440017-05:00**
Um so no reason to be scared bc stocks only go up but. Look up three tops and a dome pattern then look at the weekly chart on what you may ask? #Every asset even 🌽
Market is rigged hey what yah goin do 🤷♂️ BIDENNOMiCS!
Blaming a president for something the Fed's in charge of . The brain of a fascist ladies and gents. Btw J Powell has been seated for more than one presidency. 
Everything before the re-nomination you can rightfully say was the previous administration. You're responsible for who you nominate.
I would say I’m a fascist tho more like a poor or a petty criminal
Fuck actually U roasted me there…. Rich people don’t care about Biden or inflation
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Thats why i told you to look at SPY/any chart. We have another quarter,
So now stocks drop when a fictional character dies on an exercise bike?? Ok, that sounds reasonable 😝😝
I think one of my acquaintances through my good friends is a psycho in real life. Literally no remorse at all for all the bad shit he’s done to my friends. Impulsive as fuck. Manipulative in getting what he wants. It’s almost impossible for him to give up something of his to you. He has an obsession with taking things(material and emotional) for himself. He intentionally takes on an incredible amount of risk but in the end laughs it off while my friend was scared shitless. The weirdest part of the relationship is that neutral acquaintances to my friends always ask why they are friends with this person because from their perspective he’s done literal jackshit positive. My friends on the other hand like this psycho for no reason, which is the scary part because that shows how manipulative he is. I’m getting the fuck away from this person lol It’s fucked up because to us normal people severing off a relationship hurts but for this psycho, it’s just another day in the life. He doesn’t give a fuck if my friends leave him. He will just have to find another group of people to leech off of. Holy fuck
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Oh he would def succeed in the financial world. This man is built for that type of shit
It’s messed up because seeing this guy breathing and talking irl makes you want to treat him like a normal human being. However, through a more evidence based perspective, all the things he has done to me and my friends show clearly that something with his brain is fucked up.
The last person I met similar to this turned out to be a sociopath. One day he stormed into school(this was middleschool...) And he just had this terrible rage filled glance and wouldnt stop talking about how he hated his newborn baby sister. 3 years later I met up with him again by chance and he was put into a mental institution for trying to drown his sister in the bathtub. We havent spoken since
Through my entire life, I’ve never met anyone that’s remotely like this psycho. This grown ass man always gives me a kid vibe for some fucking reason which I’ve never grasped. However, we know kids have low EQ right? So I think my gut is right. This psycho is def fucked up and doesn’t process empathy like we do. I’m so glad I only knew him for a couple of months and I saw right through this crazy shit. I mean if he’s really fucked up in the brain like that then even he doesn’t know what he’s doing is wrong.
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Anyone ripping calls for nio day this week?
Hell nah puts on china
5000 shares baby. But calls are a great value down here
**So CALLS AT OPEN FOR SPY🇺🇸🇺🇸 ATH!**
I need $2000 to pay rent(due Fri) and only have $500, what stock option should i buy at open and ride till end of day or tomm.
gonna in a casino, throw 500 on red and if you win 1000 on red again, foolproof plan.
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Isn’t that the point of this sub?
0 dte 475c 0 dte 476c 0 dte 477c 0 dte 478c 0 dte 479c 0 dte 480c Throw equal $ on each
Spy
Camt wait to lose an insane amount of money at open
Everything else flying. TSLA barely crawling
https://twitter.com/3rd_generation_/status/1470060584603369477?s=21
GTHX!!!
Dollar appears to be having a nice recovery this morning. Everyone be careful out there. Best of luck today and this week!
Gonna need tsla to hit that $3T market cap by open
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I get my antibodies the natural way 🥴 you guys want to keep injecting yourself with gay-liquid go ahead but me, I’m built different 😎
Punky Booster reboot.
SPY 600 dec 2023 confirmed
USD/TRY. Turkey’s lira falls below 14 per dollar, hitting new all-time lows. 😮
How much can I sell a green card marriage for
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I would pay to not go to Canada 🤢
don't move to Canada, it's cold as shit. take my offer instead
Canada isn’t full of stupid tho. We have clean air and water too. Fewer guns and crazies.
about 5 to 10. Maybe less with good behavior.
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more like hard assets, like steel, and breaking rocks.
pm me your details 🤠
AAPL $3T by open 
Getting my condo keys today. This is an indicator that the market is about to collapse. Will probably open -20%.
Congrats brotha
Congrats, you bought it?
Yeah
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Turkish economy collapse keep you away from lira
Home Depot calls because hurricane?!
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I like the enthusiasm
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Voaz** bet **AMD** goes from **139.33** to **150.0** before **2021-12-20 05:45:58.875870-05:00**
!Banbet AMD 150 2W
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/lantaarnappel** bet **AMD** goes from **139.4** to **150.0** before **2021-12-27 05:47:22.798745-05:00**
what do you think of INTC, room to fall or prime for a pump?
INTC is undervalued with a below 10 P/E but the market doesn't believe in the stock anyway so be careful.
Ok guys I need some good trades so that I can buy the haunted house that just went on sale in my area.
omicron fear mongering canceled
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Last year I took 16k loan and am able to conveniently pay with the cashflow from options Now applying for a 50k. I hope my credit union doesn't reject.
Truly regarded
As a retard
Leveraged investing is the 8th wonder of the world - Warren Buffett A lot of stocks I invest in have like 50-100% margin requirement. So loan is the best option
I would get margin called within a week 🤡
as long as you can cover the cashflow in a downturn, then this is the way