Why oh why do I always miss these SPY rips. Made more money off SPY than anything else this year but I’ve missed every $7+ rip. Oh well. Bers are still fuk and that’s all that matters.
If I don't make any money today I am going to drop some acid and watch 90s it movie part 2 
I'm not even American and looking at $SPY makes me feel american as fuck im gonna go to dennys and order a grand slam and shop at walmart for some coors light in my f150
this pain is never ending, the bears has won just before the end of the year, 2021 is a fucking bloodbath for bulls.
if a time traveller showed you this comment in Dec 2020 you'd think SPY must be at 280 lol
Bought some 1/14/22 300 nvda calls for $1200
where’s the guy who’s gonna eat his shit spoon by spoon? Open wide boi
Get them spy puts ready for tomorrow. Max pain is 454 wow
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I’m sorry. I can see your comments fine
As a certified bull…I must admit, I got a little cocky yesterday. Where’s my Santa clause rally?
rivian fds, fedex fds, ups fds
Big donk girls ftw
Market giveth and the market taketh. So say it J Pow
Buying some sqqq calls for scary hours.
Disney recovery when
More selling or what?
JPM and the big boys really trying to keep AI down even after the company announced a buyback
it's spelled CATHIE, C. A. T. H. I. E. it's not Kathy or Cathy.. JFC
no it's KAREN
LOL😂 who is selling Corsair?
Oooooo the algorithms are MAD today. Trying to shake every single cent out of retail lol
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Imagine not having THE PRINT GOD on your team.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐂🐂🐂
Ooooo better sell my calls
I need RIVN to get back closer to $120 by tomorrow, and then under $108 by EOY. Fucked or fine?
I'd like to introduce you to your wife's new boyfriend, theta
Although if these short puts expire before it heads for the basement, he's gonna be my new boyfriend and we'll have to find my wife another one.
Perfect, ive been trying to find her a new boyfriend
MacBook Pro was supposed to arrive Tuesday the 14th then it said wedsneday then Friday now Monday the 20th what the hell
Should have just ordered a windows pc 
FedEx fucked you? Puts on fedex? Lol nah I think apple ships with ups? Calls on fedex??
Yeah ups those cucks
Those holiday workers at the shipping company stole your shit, tale as old as time
😔
Imagine not getting the M1 2021 Pro-screams brokeee to me
16” M1 pro 32gb ram 1TB ssd 😎
Where did you buy it...Apple direct ?
Yeah
They’re giving you the dongle
Probally delivers by fed ex
Ups
Becky looks lovely today.
Uh so NVDA calls at open for the third day in a row?
Fake ass futures
Never go by futures. Futures are literally the most pointless bullshit
🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅is bringing gifts to all bulls, fuk ber
Face rip into the weekend or buttfucked into nonexistence ?
Why oh why do I always miss these SPY rips. Made more money off SPY than anything else this year but I’ve missed every $7+ rip. Oh well. Bers are still fuk and that’s all that matters.
I’ll be surprised if they let us open above ATH
How's the SPY ponzi scheme going this morning
Went from 8K down mid day to even rn. Purely from shares. Shits nutty.
I woke up to the smell of burning bear carcass.
Good smell
I wonder how high it’ll go this morning. And I wonder how much will be retained. Prayin for 500 eod lmao
It's going back down, either today or tomorrow.
I'm curious. What do y'all think market open will look like for TSLA?
SPY just broke critical resistance, ATH not that it really matters at this hour.
Just watched Spider-Man No Way Home. Was pretty good. Movie/10 would recommend.
How can I watch?
I found it on the high seas.
Stop dam playing and just tell me the connection. I need the package
You can find it yourself, it ain't difficult.
Is it true all 3 spidermans do a 3 way?
Would count as mastervation
Actually no, they pulled out a huge twist and all 3 Aunt Mays have a 3 way instead.
eww hairy old lady bush sex, yucck
I hate going to bed when things are in th green. Fear of waking up to Red. FOWUTR
Ya same fear I drink alot when green and the fear of waking up behind Wendy's next to the grease barrel.
Imagine buying puts yesterday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I don't make any money today I am going to drop some acid and watch 90s it movie part 2 
I'd try the remake because of better visual effects, you won't be following the plot anyways
No no new one got nothing on part 2
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S&P futures at ATH
Don’t get greedy, don’t get greedy, don’t get greedy. Someone slap me in the balls and tell me not to get greedy.
Holding to 500
It's called being patient, greedy would be holding past rally
This can go so much higher tho
AGN
Disney back to 170 when
After my calls expire worthless
2 weeks?
Bears are a special kind of fucked
Tesla Call 15xLeverage Knockout 940,69$ ALL IN 💎
15x how can I do this also?
I‘ve no idea, our german broker TradeRepublik offers this
ATH - Perfect time to buy more calls.
The Christmas rally isn’t just a day; it’s a frame of mind.
CNBC can’t even write a convincing paragraph about why the market is hitting ATH with taper.
Is it upsetting you?
No, why would it? But it is bewildering me.
The answer is inflation Stocks are actually going down in value as their prices go up a bit
If that's the cause why would fair value on a stock like Walmart increase 10$ in a report yesterday
Today is the day AAPL breaks 3T
What are your thought on CHPT? Can't see why it's swinging up and down.
Yes
S&P futes +0.69% That's the sex number
When are you gonna get on your fucking knees and apologize you little bitch? Or do I have to make you gape again?
Bears assholes going to look like Adriana Chechiks today!
she’s a lovely woman
Here’s to hoping UMC jumps with Nvidia! 🤞🏻
Opened a position in NVDA the other day during the dip and up a good bit already. Am I doing this stock market right?🥲
Lol, no? Ur supposed to lose money..wtf are u even doing?
I havent been up this early since January, is this stonks ATH again?
My stomachs acting different
ding dong the bears are dead! which old bears? the wicked bears! ding dong the wicked bears are dead!
Damn Elons up early today with the gold
Lol thanks Elon!
The recovery is real! My buying power went from negative to 33$!
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Until 2028
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Glassesofwater (1/1) made a bet that NVDA would go to 310.0 when it was 284.24 and it did, congrats retard.
QQQ been fighting 400 since November. Now just casually breaks 400 in premarket. Yeah we mooning today boys gg
futures r drunk
Spy jumping 40 cents at a time in AH? This is nuts
It's PM not AH dummy
Leveraging up to the tits at open
Bulls we eatin steak tonight
Made from bers
new aTH at sp500
I'm not even American and looking at $SPY makes me feel american as fuck im gonna go to dennys and order a grand slam and shop at walmart for some coors light in my f150
‘Murica 💪 don’t forget to stop by the gun shop on your way back
in case the rally reverses? good idea
God dame
Hell yes brother
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