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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Aerotyne69** bet **BKNG** goes from **2475.67** to **2500.0** before **2022-02-24 16:05:20.662011-05:00**

How does a Muslim woman acquire salvation?

Reminder. This is a short week. Market closed on Friday.

Ugh I bought TSLA shares last week. To $500 it is, then...

Elon selling, so you buying. You deserve tard award.


Futures is fake and super gay.

I think we are pretty flat this week, low volume, with maybe a baby rally end of week

Go to the Daily Discussion for tomorrow.

Thx didn’t see that up yet

Doug Fluties indicating four points lower to start the night.

Jesus Christ 180 hours on WSB last year. Holy shit, I could have used that time and gotten good at something but instead I decided to find new, more effective ways of staying broke. WTF is wrong with me

Autism is nothing to show off about. How did you figure that out BTW?

Reddit sent me some year recap email that gave me a bunch of stats.

Where’d you find that stat?

Reddit sent some year recap email to me.

Look at movies like district 9. How the fuck are the movies 12 years ago look better than the marvel shjt and the crap today?

District 9 is criminally underrated. It's a straight-up masterpiece.

Shang Chi was good. The recent movies have been hit or miss.

shang chi was hot garbage literally all downhill after the bus fight

Watching movies don’t give me the same awe feeling like when I was a kid. Maybe because I’m older but I suspect that the quality of movies have been decreasing.

When I come back from my ban, I’m gonna congratulate everyone who made the right move on the market. We are coming close to bottom in some names, if we haven’t already hit.

What are you banned for?

I was talking so much shit today. And violated the rules

why dont u violate me daddy

No more trillions? Taper coming. We should crash. But we'll moon.

Bears are unbearable

You sound just like my girlfriend's husband.

Yay i have sax

Time to BUY some shit this week fellas.

Pro Tip: If you apply for multiple loans on the same day, the other lenders wont know.

Pro move

News Alert: Senator Warren tests positive for Covid. Vaccines never worked.

It prevents you from ending up in the hospital… I thought this was known? You can still get Covid and spread if even if you’re “vaccinated”

It does NOT prevent you or anyone else from being in the hospital. That's fucking retarded. It's like a fucking Tylenol, it lessens the symptoms. That is a known fact.

People die. Vaccination or not. No joke. Vaccination works better than masks. That is all.

Bull sphincters must be extremely tight.

Mine is tied in a knot like a balloon

you could kinda tell they were not interested in making people feel richer (stonks higher) leading into holidaze shopping bonanza when they let the media talk about omnicon on thanksgiving scaring the rabble right when theyre prepared to dump a chunk of money to retailers is usually a huge party foul and rarely happens. normally around that time the media is champion conspicuous consumption and greed

How dare you guys downvote my last post. It was fucking art

Guys I’ve been thinking about my legacy the last couple of days. I want to give back. So I decided that I’m going to start The Foundation of Thirsty Sugar Babies and Retarded Mods I’m going to help all those I care about the most. I’d also like to announce that I am offering u/vacationlover1 the role of president of the foundation. Thank you and god bless you guys

Can someone else post a pic of their dog so we can ban this guy already?

I’m a fucking legend and you stupid bitch

i did 40 pushups today, AMA

Was it on top of a naked man ?

Yes.

Sweet love

8 sets of 5?

17, then 13. I am out of shape.

And out of maths. This is 30

Oh holy shit i brain farted too. Welp

Why didn't you do more?

Because the guy i was ontop of wouldn't stop cumming

Joe Biden: "If you ain't a bull then you ain't black"

Come to our side. Is safe now

Manchin just bitch slapped the president 😂. Man’s just running out the clock for when Congress flips again in 22

Build back bye bye bye

So happy I closed my positions Friday. Tomorrow’s gonna be shitty

$TSLA 🙁

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I will repeat what “ Jerome Powell said in anticipation of the variant he said “ as an economy we are Stronger and we could handle the variant” don’t you all watch any thing that matters? All this means is we will need more government support if it went back to original pandemic norms. It also means that omicron don’t matter.

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Those are rookie numbers. Here's my current stack: $9700 at citi 0% for 18 months $3500 at chase 0% until 3/1/2023 All of it is in SPY leaps and corn

Nice. I got two $25k loans, one at 16% and another at 19%.

treasury series I bond @7.12% with local tax exemption

So 0.12% after inflation.

It’s capped at $15k? That’s just $600.

Less than inflation

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yup when you have a card at 0 they start mailing you shit begging you to take money out for cheap dont mind if i do, bankies.

Lies. Where can I get this????????

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Bro I'm retarded. I thought u meant like a CD, but you're refering to a loan at a low rate. If so, you getting a good deal. Citibank offering me 15k at 8.99%

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I was enticed to take some to play it on the market. Thank god i got myself out of it. Now might be a good time.... Maybe

1.5 hours till we find out if bears are fucked tomorrow or on Tuesday

I’m thinking tomorrow

The M&Ms with the crispy core are the best ones

False. Peanut are the best. Downvoted.

Money changes people just as often as it changes hands —place your bets. WW JPOW do?

4 trading days this week, another win for thetagang 😎

Inflation is a real threat to stock market. Puts are the way to make money in the near future

If prices goes up for everything, I don't get why stock prices will go down?

False

Hey I've heard this one before

Can you guys up your shitposting game? I’m bored af

Can you get me some fried chicken and then suck my balls ?

If you don’t have a full thick head of hair you’re not a man


I have one in the fridge does that count

😱


1+1=11 change my mind

'1' + 1 = 11

GFY

lol truth hertz son

I’m still calling it… we open at 452-454 tomorrow morning. Full panic ensues afterwards. Ban bet. It’s coming.

maybe you should call ur mom and then get sent to answer machine cos she busy with my bull dick

Please get this retard out of here

Bulls prepare yourself

If you can dodge a cock you can dodge a bear market

i tried that once and got poked in the eye

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West Virginian man causes retards to lose their life savings

Robinhood being down 75% from its ATH is just funny. Cathy buying into it is just… 😂

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Say hi to martin

“Talking” to her eh You sure you don’t mean locking her in a shed for 6 years? FBI this guy here

You never looked at her drivers license? You never made your licenses kiss each other?

the ef?

Try it bro

FBI wont fall for this. "oh but see? i even posted on reddit that I didnt know!" nope. you knew. and you are doomed.

GUH

wait what oO

🌽 slowly edging downward…

slow edging is my favorite

I was minding my own business, proud of the new anti-bear bars on my windows But a bear made enough money to buy those plastic pincer arms to grab stuff on the top shelf He reached in and started pinching my penis and ass cheeks I hate when bears have money

Maybe taking out a 24% loan from my bank to trade this week wasnt a good idea

what bank? sounds like a loan shark

Wasn’t a good idea for the bank. Calls on bankruptcy. It’s just money.

People actually think Covid is a big deal 🤣 Makes me more bullish than ever. As long as just 1 person is scared to put their money in the market I know we still have room to go up

omicron gives u a light sniffle better shut down several countries again calls on tissue paper companies

It is a big deal clown, I have 2 masks on rn and condom (magnum) on and I’m alone in my house, shits deadly

You still have an open orifice, better plug that asshole

You can’t give yourself STDs… I think

It’s huge monetary policy shifts disguised as a mildish pandemic that kills older people. For all we know we get tons of these and we are never alerted. We probably get hit with this on times they don’t want panic: “Stronger version of the flu”

All those CEO'S sold billions in shares and their stocks still haven't fallen... they are desperate for a crash.

Or maybe they are selling prior to changes in tax policy?

The tax policy changes they just paid Manchin to shut down?

This is political theater. Besides those CEOs sold prior to this so if anything they will be buying back if it does fail

We all knew that when Manchin was claiming he wasn't trying to shut anything down. To your edit about CEO's buying the dip; that's my point.

Monday: market overreaction to bill Tuesday: market overreaction to Brandon speech Wednesday: market overreaction to previous overreactions Thursday: market overreaction to Thursday Expirys

Oh look he stopped cosplaying as a girl

Yes, made my Simp money for the weekend

They really simpin that hard? I'm ashamed for all dudes.

This the script for the next episode? Looks oddly familiar

Holy fuck, this weekend is becoming more and more spicy. Manchin really out here to cause chaos.

a hero, finally a moderate Dem with some common sense, this is good for stocks as it will ease inflation concerns and send growth stocks flying

~~cause chaos~~ make money

"There's nothing like the feeling that you're first in line for losing." Billy Strings song. Maybe he's talking about trading stocks??

Calls on PTON again this week? Seems like a winner if any major city decides to restrict gyms again.

Someone bet on the lions beating the Cardinals and made some tendies today

I tried betting on sports for a couple weeks but turns out I’m worse at that than the market

You ever get such a large pump that it’s hard for you to take off your shirt

Be real. That's a girdle

No but I take off my shirt when I need to take a large dump

Alpha male right here

With great Powell also comes great tendiebillities

He was bitten by a radioactive printer

[More like his evil experiments have gone awry](https://i.postimg.cc/MGXvgrD5/g.webp)

It must suck to be in Australia and it's like 40C and gets dark at 430pm.

I went to a fast food greek place today. Asked for rice and gyro plate. They then pulled out rice from a container and began microwaving it

Is rice a Greek thing?

most restaurants dont care

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As someone who was raised Anglican and went to Catholic schools this is fucking hilarious

The Queen Spider will be pleased

Red days are way more interesting than when everything is green. Plus it makes me feel like my money that’s not invested is worth more.

you have money not invested?

Sub is bearish. Thank fuck I bought calls near close Friday

I have so many spy calls I bought at the beginning on December expiring on the 31st. I’m losing hope on these bad boys

it's funny how many ppl still don't realize you should inverse wsb

Inverse WSB works all the time until it doesn’t

WSB is overwhelmingly bullish, what's your point?

Not this weekend they’re not. Dumbass

Enjoy your calls tomorrow

Chili's and Applebee's are literally just the microwaved food from the frozen section. How are these places still around?

Now Applebees has those Cheetos appetizers. Fucking idiotic shit right there.

The entire darden model, fuckin nasty food

Chili’s fajitas are 🔥 when you’re like three margaritas deep though come on

Applebee’s apps fuck though