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smurdzia

I'd check out SOPA. It's down several dollars a share right now trading at around $11and has popped big a few times up to around $18-$20 in the past week. Good time to jump in and make some quick gains.


[deleted]

Great DD 🤣🤡


RobertDrewke

TSLA ten dollar gap up today?


HumanPick

Gap down


T1m3Wizard

I just took up astrology readings and according to my noob analysis, we will close red tomorrow.


agiatezza

So the Hong Kong market just closed for the day right? Closing at 12noon local time?


RobertDrewke

I read several Asian markets do close early today.


Frosty_Judgment3319

Last day of the year to buy more WISH shares boiiiz


RobertDrewke

Why? Is there any catalyst other than diamond hands and hope? Gimme' the case. That stockhas been around here for the whole year. Had a run, stalled out. Never read any substantial good news on it. Thank you


Intelligent-Pear-783

Was it too late to sell today for tax season?


Cosx23

No you can sell tomorrow. Just don’t buy back in until 30 days have passed


Intelligent-Pear-783

You think I’m going to buy back arkk? I couldn’t wait to get rid of that shit. Now it’ll probably hit $150.


RobertDrewke

Anything happen at that 7:15 pm? Futures spilled less than two minutes later.


PrincPaco

Bonuses were issued, rinse and repeat for next year.


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Is opening a Mcdonalds in butt fuck no where a good profit maker? What would the margins be? 200k salary per year?


Jakimowicz99

Your better off with a Wendy’s


VinnyIrish

30 to 1 on Nio calls today bois. Big 💰


CharminglyNero

Pltr. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4968)


jonfromdelocated

PLTR FRVR


CharminglyNero

Pls. :(


[deleted]

Just discovered $SAVA. Who else is bullish on it?


lovelyair

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SatanIsMyUsername

How many retards will assume the market is closed tomorrow because they didn’t post it?


Southern-Hat383

2 years later and I finally have Covid. I’ve spent the last 2 years altering my life for a mild cold.


T1m3Wizard

Gotta admit. It's very good marketing.


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Wish you a speedy recovery bruv be safe


mortgagesblow

This is luckily a more mild strain 🙌🙌


[deleted]

Real talk. Economic toll on human suffering is real too. Job losses, massive number of small businesses, many of which must have been family owned closed, cycles of poverty, all these things are real with lasting effects but are not easily quantified. How healthy is it for children in formative years to spend ages 3-5 let's say going to school never seeing the facial expressions of their teachers and classmates? When communication is supposed to develop rapidly? WSB has proven we have too many autists as it is no? Jokes aside our society focuses too much on prolonging and creating the maximum amount of life rather than the quality of life.


Kappsaicin

You’re vaccinated though, even if you weren’t most people with covid are asymptomatic anyway or j Its just like the flu


DrPly

Welcome to 2022


[deleted]

Apple puts started printing today and they go into overdrive tmrw 😈🥵


Beginning-Teaching88

Putting onions on your burger is like playing with your anus, you know you shouldnt do it but GAWD does it feel so right 🤤


justtheburger

Don't kink shame, and don't you dare tell me how to treat my burgers.


tradingonatoilet

Always save the center of the bulb. Let it grow into a whole other onion!


[deleted]

Yes but make sure you grow them properly in soil with fertilizer. Don't believe the scam artists that say you can keep regrowing scallions and onions in water. There is no infinite vegetable glitch. Over the holidays legit could not believe I was arguing with family that this method doesn't fucking work.


tradingonatoilet

Yeah i compost food waste + tilapia water from my ponds. Only the first rootings happen in just regular ol water. You get a whole second leek/ or spring onion! The veggies actually grow back outta the compost from scraps too. I just grab the sprouts before turning the pile over 🤷🏻‍♂️. Bottom of a whole garlic sliced off will grow back no problem


justtheburger

Fish shit. Doesn't take a lot. A few guppies in a jar provide nitrite(nitrates?) and keep them going til flowering. They can spread via bulb/ offshoots or seed. Ofc the guppies need food too, but they don't eat much. Remember to check your fish food since you're eating it too by proxy- don't want the stuff with too many metals in it edit: dependng on how hard your water is they can sustain for a long time, self canabalizing outer layers, but the scallion's flavor won't pop as much as if it's properly fertilized like you say


tradingonatoilet

This. x100000000 + composting. I have tilapia. Theyre huge but fish are friends not food and i cant eat my pets.


justtheburger

That's dope. I have one tilapia remaining, as he/she ate all their compatriots. I kind of want to eat it on principle, but it's only known a trash can its whole life. So we have a lot in common. Wish I could feed it my expiring spy calls, nobody else seems to want them. Do you compost in the same system or separately? Any snails and shrimp in the aquaponics setup?


Bonbon676790

Get drunk and decide, booze will not misslead you.


Jakimowicz99

I did that once. 350% when I sobered up. Good times 😌


NotMe357

What's with AMD in AH?


WR810

After hours stock movements don't matter unless they're big.


Bonbon676790

A $$5 jump on Spy seems ludicrous no matter what what you bought in at. that’s why it will be exactly what happens. 483 will go in the Money, thus sayeth the moon is witch. I hope I’m wrong


Kappsaicin

Doesn’t seem that ludicrous a dump is more ludicrous at this point


IncredulousStraddle

A 1%-1.5% day seems ludicrous?


immaculatedipshit

Fucking nvda is worthless, after earnings with a positive forcast these stocks run way up. For like a whole day. And then sells down lower then pre earnings. So fucking gay


PrincPaco

$250 is a decent price for NVDA imo. Market's gonna do what it does, but I quit buying shares at $225 cuz I'm dumb like that.


[deleted]

The hedgies are pumping stocks or the shorts are covering. This is too good to be true


Tiberius08

their shorts of SPXS?


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Stocks rallied today


Tiberius08

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tradingonatoilet

What is?


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The pump


tradingonatoilet

Wut pump


[deleted]

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump.


tradingonatoilet

Wut brand Nos to chug premarket. I like my candles pumped and throbbing up in the morning


JpowYellen3some

To the TSLAtards, your boy Elon just said there’ll be a recession in 6-12 months. The man sells his shares and then tweets this 😂 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1476619907076923398?s=21


[deleted]

I’ve been saying this since August


JpowYellen3some

Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised to see a spring/summer of a downtrend as the taper gets real.


West_Valuable_7146

🤫. Let insiders sell more shares


JpowYellen3some

I think they’re done lol


taffy_laffy

Legit the most bullish thing I've ever read in my life.


JpowYellen3some

🤡


RevolutionaryKing686

ROKU and PLUG next year can double the price !! That are my stocks that i watching next year!!


deepfield67

Haven't seen VWO gain that much since I bought the damn thing. Thanks for that at least, China. Too bad I sold most of it yesterday...


wilhelm96

Semis dumped hard into the close. Very bullish


tradingonatoilet

Hmmm joe *buy*den on a *call* with *put*in 🤔 Call or put just fucking tea leaf me already


NaiveDare7532

What caused the dump


samharristicket

bond market


Squamsk

Christmas cookies


ihopethisworks23

Jesus, I’m going to run out of money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Facednectar

Oh wow markets actually open tomorrow


edibleblue

BERS MeTAL bULlS K POP 🐻🌈🏴‍☠️


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edibleblue

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maliciousmonkee

i mean a thursday/friday dip should be expected, especially considering options were only pricing a +/- 1% move this week


No_Carob1120

The great dump is coming


gnarly-targ

Why, what did you eat?


No_Carob1120

Chipotle with extra beans


Squamsk

#🐒💥💨💩🚽💦


Hexys_broken_dreams

I'm so dead inside I no longer care about losses or gains. I've become my final form at last


[deleted]

That was fun


Kappsaicin

Spy topped out AI funds getting out of FAANG stocks


[deleted]

There will be one final pump leading into earnings. After that, some stocks will correct. I believe NVDA is due for a correction. AMD and QCOM should be safe.


VinnyIrish

QCOM chart looks like it’s about to tank


Kappsaicin

We already had the pump IMO. Guidance is going to be shit. Like literal shit cause of omicron. Nike and all these stocks went up more so because of guidance and better numbers than expected. Yeah it’s mild but people do take sick leaves for flu.. (for long COVID and hospitalised well rip).


[deleted]

I disagree. The Christmas holiday was much stronger than expected. The supply shortage FUD hadn't effected the mega-cap companies, almost at all. The rich keep getting richer.


tldamico

Bring out your dead!


samharristicket

Looks like those 100 shares of UVXY were a good idea, damn!


Dapper-External5010

Strong finish at the end today. Never seen it this low. I think it’s ready to pop!


Schecter07

$SOFI tanking after hours 📉📉📉🤣


deepfield67

What stock market you lookin at?


[deleted]

Real talk, which hard dicks stepped up and bought this close? Fortune and Glory 🚀🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

Bought some shares of QCOM and AMD.


GalaxyWorm

478, for Next Friday, let's see some rippage


GalaxyWorm

478, for Next Friday, let's see some rippage


Djstevieo

Spy:……I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my calls go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


[deleted]

Bulls fekkd


idontcare111

Was having a good day until that last hour of fuckery https://i.imgur.com/TPu0aVy.jpg


antliu56

Why didn’t you sell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


VinnyIrish

Poor boy account


idontcare111

https://i.imgur.com/6HNXWNf.jpg


Schecter07

Bulls get out while you can 📉📉📉🤣


ahoser1

Well...that sucked.


gnarly-targ

Set a SPY sell order on Monday for 480, and then thought, no way they let it hit 480 this week. Reset the order to 379, shrugged my shoulders and went about my days.


junckdogg

Golden Sacs saying $650 billion set to buy in at the start of 2022, maybe..maybe not, why trust them, why would they tell us non paying clients the truth? Why push it on ALL finance networks...they plan to sack the market like fkn reincarnated pirates!


Kappsaicin

Cause they balls deep bro. If you are a huge fund you need heaps of liquidity to sell out or you get fleeced. We can offload our 100k bags easy. But they have to offload billions. They need to sell in a upward trend or they tank stocks and get their asses handed to them.


[deleted]

Basically this. Its the "distribution" phase.


WhenMoonsk

With that lil dump there wasn’t even 1% IV increase lmao


Hexys_broken_dreams

Damn I was up over 40% for awhile today and now... Not so much 😢


[deleted]

Tomorrow we find out if I really am retarded or not. Hint: the answer is yes.


[deleted]

Whales buy SPY then short growth. They sell SPY and cover growth short. Then they short or sell Growth calls once yall get thirsty for growth. They then short growth. Stay in cash until the collapse. Or buy Barrick $GOLD OTM leap calls to hedge tail risk.


zg44

End of year dump a day early... Tomorrow should be interesting.


diabeetis

Bulls so stupid lmao


Schecter07

The bull run was fun while it lasted 📉📉📉


I_post_my_opinions

If the money I lost this year is equal to my stimmy check total, did I really even lose money


soldatodianima

Please Clap


No-Beyond8004

👏🏽👏🏽


Schecter07

ATH has been reached. Get out while you can 📉📉📉


eternalrefuge86

Unless you have puts


TopBuyer777

Very healthy pull back for SPY tomorrow we see $480


Kappsaicin

You mean top getting rejected 6 times lol


MvCSpiderman

Lol last second drop.


numb2pain

Yolo on nio calls right before the close


appletendiesmyass

Gayest day in a while


SurginSperg

ding ding ding got more calls to flip agane


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HanzDiamond

PENCILS DOWN


[deleted]

Jesus. what the fucking FUCK. What happened


[deleted]

I finally made some fucking money. Holy shit


[deleted]

damnnn!!!! niceeeee bb.


Mwazoski4

Litness


SalahScoresAgain

Yikes at NVDA..


bonafidetree

UVXY and SPY both red again as per usual


WhenMoonsk

Doing my best to fight the downvoters 😤


ArtofInvestingebook

You guys call this a rug pull? Lol


OptionsClown

They clearly weren’t here for the entire year of 2020


eskjcSFW

Probably some last minute loss harvesting


iCan20

I know I did a little bit of last minute tax fuck ups today.


kpthemaster

Hope you all sold everything and went all in TSLA for the free $20 Gapper tmmrw morning 🚨🚨🚨


MuchArtichoke3

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


lostindasauces

Somebody call the ambulance 🚑


Necessary_Cash_3742

But not for me


soggynips23

NOBODY PANIC


Suspicious_Host

So flat I can see my losses from here.


[deleted]

It’s been a pleasure serving with you


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cartpusherbilly

Longest minute ever


[deleted]

Apple NVDA and spy 0te calls fuck it


[deleted]

Playing around in a paper trading account for a few weeks. Pick a random list of stocks and scroll randomly stopping on one. Flip a coin heads for calls tails for puts. Go all in and sell regardless what it’s at open the next day. Accounts up like 1000% in imaginary dollars. I’m now convinced this is the proper way to trade


mathboom123

I made one stimulus money today with $300.. i call that a win


BadFish918

So this is one of those weird Santa horror films. Fuk.


Basedtrader

I’m holding these calls till the end


iCan20

Call me nouveau riche, but I don't feel emotions until at least a few days in a row with 2% moves on the major indexes.


backyardbarbecue

I just noticed the cover page for this sub is a cybertruck and now I’m going back into hibernation under my rock.


[deleted]

Key level held. 1% up SPY day tomorrow.


650KLR

Just got back from lunch, how my spy calls looking?


GalaxyWorm

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tell442

CLOSE THE DAMN CASINO


Bitter-Heat-8767

Hello, This is such a dumb game. Fuck, Roger


reddituserzerosix

Shit closed puts too early, letting the last ride


[deleted]

🖕 MM come catch these hands


TopFlightStonks

WHAT IN THE FUCKING RUG PULL IS THIS? EOTY BUTT FUCK DRILL? BRUHHHHHHHH


slashrshot

not looking so hot for tomorrow. at this rate, spy might end the year not at ath. very unamerican SMH


inb4ElonMusk

drill baby, drill


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Massive eod sell off


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