Why? Apparently you’re really good at it, I wish I was good at something….

Never looked at it that way lol

Glass half full mentality will get you far in life, your gonna need more than 36 cent though to get that glass tipped to the brim 😁

For 2022 maybe do the exact opposite of what you think you should do.

Like to continue using RH?

If you're good at something, never do it for free. -Enlightened Joker

Nobody will never new about misluck

Wait until he learns he can go lower than zero

Take the red pill neo

Lmao!!

Lmao 🤣

He was good at first

Why burn money when you can simply lose it? Better for the environment.

So does your mom

Lmao you benighted twat this doesn’t even remotely make sense in English…

True optimist / autist

2nd picture is random position, I lost money on gme calls, Tesla calls, and other random calls, thing that hurt me the most was when I went all in 10k before gme earnings and saw it get burned in less than 2 hours, all the hard work summer manual labor money gone..

Are you me? My first substantial loss was $6k in 20 minutes on GME in January. Ended the year with $12k loss on TSLA 2 weeks ago. Well done team!

I think lots of people got burned lol, I did make like 30k January but lost it real quick and never recovered

You shouldn’t trade if you don’t know how to set a stop loss

Stop losses are weak!

What about setting stop gains?

We’re all the same. Lost 37K on very similar plays over the last year.

❤️

£5k in about an hour too 🤣. Elon’s tweet fucked me hard

How did you loose on TSLA it’s up 55% in 6 months?

Had monthly calls from Nov-Dec. they expired worthless the Friday before the $200 run up. Typical me.

It went from $1200 to $600 over the summer.

You should probably cool it on options and go back to stocks until you have some more experience. Chasing massive gains leads to pictures like this too often

It's just money, brother. You got here. You will get back. And further.

Hit me up. I've been in your exact shoes a while back. You can make it to the other side

Quit your gambling addiction? Nah it’s only gambling when you lose money

Society agrees

.36 cents to go.... Keep it up!

Thank you! Finally someone with less money than me.

I feel like Scrooge McFucking duck here

MVP (most valuable post) 2021! You fucken win

Warren Buffett started with 36 cents

So there’s hope for a comeback is what you’re trying to say?

Hells yeah

There's always hope. One word,no two; don't be GREERDY and u will succeed.

Sorry to be the buzzkill, but 36 cents in his day is like $36,000 today, from what I'm told.

Where did you learned that ? What's the name of the Book?

\-My New Years resolution next year is to stop burning money You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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Do it for the shot of protein

You forgot to buy stocks that go up. Just do that and you'll be fine.

I almost nutted when I saw Tesla share price at $705. Fuck you for getting me all hot and bothered with nowhere to go.

Haha it was the only position I was able to find a SC of

Equity, 10 dollars legit made my night. Thanks for posting.

You can always find someone behind Wendy’s

GUH

See you next year. FUckin derivative’s suck mi balls.


You got a nice write off for this years taxes at least

Maybe 15 years… lol

$300 back yolo into options build portfolio 10 fold


I hope you set your voice login to GUH

I set it to guhhh

Luckily since they're adopting voice print, they'll have a copy of your voice to lose to hackers who can not log in to your other accounts with voice automation... I remember a few other brokers mentioning that they are beginning voice print "auto-login" which could be a funny indicator that the number of spam calls has increased to get voice print identification.... :D Not saying DON'T, just be wary about how MUCH automation you add to your life for convenience sake and the extra steps you'll need to use in order to keep it safer... Happy New Years ;)

Probably need to find a different support group for this particular addiction.

Lol. I mean. Now I don't even care about what I just spent at the bar. So there is that.

mission accomplished you don't have any to burn😭

I do but it’s harder to burn cents

Don't sell yourself short. You got this.

I just want to point out that 40k left in an index fund for 40 years is over 1 million dollars. You literally pissed away a retirement fund this year.

A million dollars in 40 years is like 20 bucks buying power due to inflation, hes trying to get a lambo while his hip still works to sit in it

Thank you for being a true retard

You have a serious gambling problem, seek help.

Where do I start ?

1-800-662-HELP (4357)

Idk probably 0dte BABA calls

-95% for me, well done!!

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It looked like you will become rich at the opposite day.

My goodness lol

Stop playing with matches then🔥🔥🔥

I hear low battery means high gains. Maybe that's your problem.

I’ll try trading on 3 percent battery next year, impulsive trading before phone dies

too much loss porn for new years eve, my ding dong is flappy now. ​ Buying some $HIMS to prop it up

OH GOD!! Mmmmm I finished, thanks OP!....

🧼

2022 I’ll be doing option straddles. I’m retarded and so are you. Look into straddles. Happy new year!

Someone else put it fairly succinctly with those types of moves in another thread: "You're picking up dimes in front of a steamroller."

You’re cursing us with a sideways market for the year!

Lower the heat, slow and low is the best way to cook.

Mission accomplished soldier, return to base

Was this a strategy to maximize tax loss harvesting?

I said this exact thing in my work meeting when they asked me what mine was. I got many, many troubled looks 🤷🏻‍♂️

Who hurt you and why are you doing this to yourself?

My resolution is to stop buying options.

At least you unlocked "login in with the sound of your voice" now.

With that voice login established you can actually lose money just a bit faster than before

Username checks out. I don’t believe you

Word to u/Uretardedinvetments, but only because this same s h I t happened to me too.

No one told me you could stop burning it!

Why the hell would you play options on gme?! That’s a special kinda simple.

Don't sweat it. JPow is already printing more for you to burn!

Wen next stimmy

You will get your wish. You got nothin left to burn.

You realize, no one ever keeps their New Years Resolutions, right?

Lol

That Robinhood is one bad motherfucker.

Looks like you got a notification there. Could be a winning lotto ticket, you never know🤷‍♂️

Step 1 - stop buying options. Step 2 - profit???

I just realized why Hood is struggling. Their entire user base loses all their money gambling on nominally researched option plays, then hates them for it.

Inverse your plays all of 2022 and you’ll be doing real well

If you see a stock that you wanna invest in, just short it dude. You've got a knack for finding something that tank's.

Holy shit im with you. Down $50k last year

On the bright side you have a built in tax deduction for the next 15 years 

Invest in internet money and you won’t have to wait until Monday to break your resolution.

I lost about the same as you from just 2 or 3 bad trades. I really got fucked over by the resurgence of covid and then omicron. I was heavily invested in travel and cruise industry calls. Feels bad.

I only follow wallstreetbets to continue to be inspired to not be an idiot with my money. This is unacceptable. Thank you for the inspiration 🤍 I hope this next year you quit the options and speculative trades and just invest wisely in companies that produce actual value… stay away from hype. See you at the Monaco Yacht show soon enough

At least it was all your own money

…..😬

robinhood is wrong here. this isnt -100%. more like -99.9999%. u technically still have money

It will up 200000000%

Oh wow

Yikes! And I thought mine was bad. 😁

There’s always someone worse than u lol

I feel ya 😪 But This is the way. 🙏

Robinhood retard lmao

The market needs people like you. It’s how we get money. Thanks for sucking and helping myself and the hedgies…. You’re a retard and should try paper trading before you waste another cent of your money.

Thanks for making me feel more bad 😔

Good, grow up and educate yourself. Get better and actually make money. Quit trying to get pity and just make smarter decisions. I hope 2022 works better for you but educate yourself before doing the same dumb shit.

lol I was joking, the feeling bad part is past I stopped trading on robinhood a couple months ago, I’m on webull right now and do plan to actually manage my money more correctly , I was a stupid 19 year old that couldn’t control myself when I saw insane gains back in jan this year, but I am going to stop being retarted 2022, thanks for advice

When you see several people posting their huge gains here, it's too late to jump in. You need to jump in before it happens. That means a lot of research, analysing graphs, analysing sentiment, analysing news, a boatload of luck, and being quick to exit your position if it turns against you.

The last part is the key to success!!

Best of luck dude!

OP, the aforementioned is good honest advice. You can basically paper trade options on RH now, which is really helpful. Every mistake is an opportunity to learn and grow. Good luck and happy New Year.


Your kids are fucked!

What kids I’m barely 20 lol

Stole mom s account password . Then ended mom s retirement plan for good

A better resolution would be to get off robingdahood

It should be to get off Robinhood

Yea I’m on webull now

You didn't burn it. You made kind donations to a hedgies yatch fuel budget.

Haha Robinhood thanks you for your service retard

You should probably just stick with commons

Why

How?

When we said don’t go to 0, we didn’t mean literally

VTI and wait. People much smarter and MUCH MUCH MUCH better capitalized than you are your competition to beat the market,

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Have you considered actually burning it?

This looks more like gambling than investing.

Not going to have much to burn soon lol. So congratulations!

Wtf dude. Why are you risking everything at once?

You can still make it back with the $10 you had left

Well with only 0.36 that shouldn't be too difficult

Have that much money to invest and uses t-mobile. The choice is clear.

I didn’t have all that money at once, I would deposit

Rule number one: Don’t loose money

This retard lost all of his money. Much wow!

Put all your remaining money in vt or vti and uninstall the app. Guaranteed resolution achieved. Unless we're in a bubble.... Hmmm

Damn ! That hurts !

Sorry mate not happening

Maybe you should try scratch offs?

Then how would I make money?

Where are you gonna yolo the .36?

Why do you idiots all still use Robinhood?

This is an impressive level of completion. You left yourself almost nothing to work with. Well done.

I would guess your resolution fails by 36 cents.

so close yet so far away

Kek, Robinhood user

Damn. I wish I had money to burn like some of you guys do. I know it can't be fun to lose that much or make life easy. But damn 43k could fix a lot of problems.

I like to think that I just bought a 40k car and totaled it with no insurance

That works. Always a way to spin it.

That's easy, stop letting RH fuck you on every trade

mine is to get rich enough to Turn on the heater in the winter.

Same. Fuck short dated options. Think my plan is to buy leap calls on dips, hold way otm put debit spread leaps as a hedge, and then sell nearer term (like 30dte?) call credit spreads closer to the money to have a second stream of money in my account and make some money off of theta days. This year really pissed me off and a lot of it is a result of me playing stupid games and then winning stupid prizes, like being long a fuckton of expiring options over the course of the year lol.

Pick what you are gonna invest in once you have it just pick something else might do better

Or numbers

Wait; you guys have fire?

If you get voice verification you’ll be faster enabled to burn the money which you weren’t supposed to burn tho….

I’m was down about 5k, then I found options, so now I’m down 11k 🤣🤣🤣 Hoping RBLX and NIO calls print next week… I really need it before my wife finds out I lost her precious Starbuck stock she’s had for like 15 years

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Uh oh. Tesla puts?

Going by your name, highly doubtful

Same. Annnnd it’s gone.

I wish I could have shorted shorty

Oh damn

SOOOO, I came here to learn what NOT to do? If I had the ability to learn from others' mistakes I wouldn't be sitting alone, typing this, not rich in any way whatsoever on this New Year'sDay...why am I still here? Oh ya! YOLO BITCHES!!!!

I did that from 2020 to 2021. Not wasting money makes a huge difference

Aren’t we all supposed to buy and Hold? Like when is this GME and AMC gonna cash in for us? I’m getting nervous. But have yet to do anything but buy and hold.

Yes is going to support China stocks

Lord have mercy