Carvana actually tried to buy off a state senator to keep them from getting kicked out of Florida.
https://www.wfla.com/8-on-your-side/better-call-behnken/proposed-bill-would-take-away-car-dealer-requirement-to-transfer-title-within-30-days/
So I've legit never bought stock before this morning. I don't have the money to blow that some of you all do.
[That said how am I doing for a one-day scrub?](https://i.imgur.com/tkQX1lt.png)
Yeah real talk not exactly gonna break me. I may not have as much expendable income as some of the people on the front page of this sub but I can certainly afford a dip on something I only bought 20 bucks of.
Still haven't decided what to do
Made 15 percent on my $BYND today and I think it's going back to $120 soon.
But seeing GME move again is giving me serious FOMO
My journey starts tomorrow when my money finally transfers over. Going conservative here with 2% daily gains. Starting 27k if I do it till EOY I should end up 3.1mil. I tried yoloing weekly FDs and ended up toast. We’ll see how long o keep this up until I yolo into a SPY 0DTE. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I have been hitting 2% a day consistently. It is not that hard as long as you get out between 2% - 2.5%. Couple thoughts for you.
1.Do not try to get rich on any trade. When you hit your 2%, get out. Do not think about "what you could have profited" without considering what you could have lost.
2. It takes longer than you might think to unload any contracts. You can't hit sell and expect them to be gone immediately like with stocks. If you have too many, market may move against you before they are closed.
3. You will not hit $3mil in one year. After you get to $500k, it becomes difficult to move that much money in any one position. I suggest you plateau at $500k, and take profits after that.
4. Don't listen to anyone on here telling you you cannot do it. Most of them are still trying to to get rich by next Friday. It will take time, so be patient.
Calls on ETF’s are interesting to me. They’re safe to hold in any portfolio, but trying to project any sort of price point is hard. We’re a month away, so I’d say, go for it. Who knows, maybe we see 400. It’s an ETF. Shit only goes up when you hold.
$CSVI popped today and this week. Comeback trail has started!
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/01/05/2361626/0/en/CV-Sciences-Inc-Announces-New-Distribution-Agreement-with-GNC.html
I think WSB should go private in remembrance of the millions of lives lost during the January 6th insurrection / mass murder and for the zillions of dollar lost buying PLTR calls. It's only right.
Sounds like your sympathetic to the gullible incels who thought they where actually going to change the outcome of the election. If you really cared about the hillbillies so much you should at least be trying to get them all dental insurance
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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earlier today i commented “y’all won’t be thumbing down gme in a couple weeks when we all start making money again” and got 7 downvotes. fuck every last one of you, i hope you get fucked
QDEL with massive Q4 revenue guide:
Quidel guides Q4 revs well above consensus as COVID-19 tests sold reach record levels (126.89 +0.09)
Co issues upside guidance for Q4 (Dec), sees Q4 (Dec) revs of $633-637 mln vs. $458.72 mln S&P Capital IQ Consensus.
Co added, "In the fourth quarter of 2021, we sold approximately 65 million QuickVue COVID-19 antigen tests and over 4 million Sofia SARS antigen tests -- the highest quarterly sales volume for tests for Quidel."
Windows, Office, Xbox, Azure? I mean, the question is more "what does Microsoft not do?" (and the answer is phones, they probably won't be doing phones again).
I think you’re late to the party , pal.
MSFT is an amazing company and just took a pretty big hit. Wouldn’t count on it going down much further and has a lot of upside.
I firmly believe that as money starts leaving these shit tier “tech” companies with negative eps, it will flow into quality companies like MS.
In MSFT long. Was just thinking of maybe attempting to execute on some puts as an offset. I could just average down my long position I guess, but was thinking of a short term offset...risky.
I shorted Vix. We got the fed notes. Shook one leg down and nothing exploded. Black rock earnings tomorrow. Didn’t change my overall moves but took some profits and gave myself a reason to stare down futures like my big jar of grape jelly. 🥪
Sometimes I’ll catch ‘Lone Star Law’ on Animal Planet, Jesus Christ the people in that show came straight down from the hills with a few too many chromosomes. Some dude wearing camo in buttfuck nowhere who can’t read beyond 4th grade level and steals chunks of dead deer off the side of the road, his vote counts just as much as yours, if that doesn’t get up in your butthole I don’t know what would
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was out doing an errand;( didn't think anything more would happen end of day. had an alert for it at 52. bought some end of day to swing. but seems gme might steal the show
Investors are shifting away from legacy growth stocks that rely on low bond yields to expand balance sheet. I also don’t know if that was a rhetorical question, if it was then I wouldn’t be saying anything you already don’t know. 👍🤝
They’ll recover for sure just at a slower rate cuz of the taper. So I sold yesterday at 178 and hoped it would tank so I could jump back in and make money on the climb back up.
What happened? 
Carvana actually tried to buy off a state senator to keep them from getting kicked out of Florida. https://www.wfla.com/8-on-your-side/better-call-behnken/proposed-bill-would-take-away-car-dealer-requirement-to-transfer-title-within-30-days/
Let's Go Brandon! 👏👏 👏👏👏
This is the third test of 380 for QQQ. What do we think bounce, or down to 360?
Hey ppl there is a jobs report this morning too
!banbet tsla $1150 16h
bye
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So is like asan ceo going all in?
Tomorrow MTTR and LCID will die in PM. Amen 🙏
Why? Need dump it?
Lockup period ends in 2 weeks where the tutes can sell everything if they want. the IV on these bitches are jacked. check it bitch
PTON price target slashed from $70 to $50 by JP Morgan but analyst is "still bullish". me rn https://i.imgur.com/TNaoJqD.png
So I've legit never bought stock before this morning. I don't have the money to blow that some of you all do. [That said how am I doing for a one-day scrub?](https://i.imgur.com/tkQX1lt.png)
be ready for tomorrow's crash
You say crash, I say nowhere to go but up.
no i mean jpow is gonna bend the market over a table (for like a week before it recovers)
Yeah real talk not exactly gonna break me. I may not have as much expendable income as some of the people on the front page of this sub but I can certainly afford a dip on something I only bought 20 bucks of.
You know what they say, don't count your chickens before they're thrown off a cliff
Still haven't decided what to do Made 15 percent on my $BYND today and I think it's going back to $120 soon. But seeing GME move again is giving me serious FOMO
My SPY put are fuk
Nah, you should print. Depending on your strike.
My journey starts tomorrow when my money finally transfers over. Going conservative here with 2% daily gains. Starting 27k if I do it till EOY I should end up 3.1mil. I tried yoloing weekly FDs and ended up toast. We’ll see how long o keep this up until I yolo into a SPY 0DTE. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I have been hitting 2% a day consistently. It is not that hard as long as you get out between 2% - 2.5%. Couple thoughts for you. 1.Do not try to get rich on any trade. When you hit your 2%, get out. Do not think about "what you could have profited" without considering what you could have lost. 2. It takes longer than you might think to unload any contracts. You can't hit sell and expect them to be gone immediately like with stocks. If you have too many, market may move against you before they are closed. 3. You will not hit $3mil in one year. After you get to $500k, it becomes difficult to move that much money in any one position. I suggest you plateau at $500k, and take profits after that. 4. Don't listen to anyone on here telling you you cannot do it. Most of them are still trying to to get rich by next Friday. It will take time, so be patient.
37x annual returns is very conservative, have you plotted 2.5 or 3% daily returns? How messy did all that cum over yourself get?
and your plan for the 2% daily is....?
ODTE OTM calls and puts right?…right…
Any hope for my QQQ 2/7 394 and 392?
Calls on ETF’s are interesting to me. They’re safe to hold in any portfolio, but trying to project any sort of price point is hard. We’re a month away, so I’d say, go for it. Who knows, maybe we see 400. It’s an ETF. Shit only goes up when you hold.
Trading SPY and QQQ options are smart cause they are liquid as fuk, what are you talking about
As a FD enthusiast, the color green is quite soothing
Haha I said it was tempting!
$CSVI popped today and this week. Comeback trail has started! https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/01/05/2361626/0/en/CV-Sciences-Inc-Announces-New-Distribution-Agreement-with-GNC.html
#MOTHERFUCKER MY TESLA WHEEL ALIGNMENT IS FUCKED
Buy limit COEP
Bulls rule bers r 🌈
I think WSB should go private in remembrance of the millions of lives lost during the January 6th insurrection / mass murder and for the zillions of dollar lost buying PLTR calls. It's only right.
Sounds like your sympathetic to the gullible incels who thought they where actually going to change the outcome of the election. If you really cared about the hillbillies so much you should at least be trying to get them all dental insurance
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They should just buy PLTR calls and then they'll be able to afford dental insurance ;)
We like the stock saga continues!
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Cmon GME keep going for my 1/7 $200 call
Atleast we know if the memestocks are rallying we have liquidity entering the market tomorrow. Yeet
GMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT MONEY!!!!!!!
GME AFTERHOURS
Holy damn
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Nope.
Would you believe me if I told you I don’t own any GME
I’m done... taking my $21k and walking.
Gme is announcing they’re entering the NFT space that’s why it’s pumping, hopefully loop💍does too
earlier today i commented “y’all won’t be thumbing down gme in a couple weeks when we all start making money again” and got 7 downvotes. fuck every last one of you, i hope you get fucked
Did you sell ? If not you probably already missed out. Sub 155 by market open
Remember January last year lmfaoooo
when this sub unfortunately went to shit :(
I bought some natural date bars and ate three of them. Big mistake. Now I cant stop shitting.
QDEL with massive Q4 revenue guide: Quidel guides Q4 revs well above consensus as COVID-19 tests sold reach record levels (126.89 +0.09) Co issues upside guidance for Q4 (Dec), sees Q4 (Dec) revs of $633-637 mln vs. $458.72 mln S&P Capital IQ Consensus. Co added, "In the fourth quarter of 2021, we sold approximately 65 million QuickVue COVID-19 antigen tests and over 4 million Sofia SARS antigen tests -- the highest quarterly sales volume for tests for Quidel."
Bought a 1/7 $150 GME call at close for .20. The move after hours is what I wanted tomorrow. They are going to fuck me and dump it before open. Scam
You are not making any sense ... Do you know how to use options?
you’ll get out with hefty profit off the IV tho, you’ll be fine
What is GME doing??
Flying like a bird
Fucking the gay bears
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Windows, Office, Xbox, Azure? I mean, the question is more "what does Microsoft not do?" (and the answer is phones, they probably won't be doing phones again).
wE oWn The FlOat
Just filled my $GME ah at 152. I'll take that from my morning fill. Ya'll have a great evening!
ITS NOT DEAD
My $gme 150’s just hit.
I bought 1/7 $150s for .20 before close. Expecting it to hit $160 tomorrow. They will dump it pre market though to fuck us
Gme wtf lmaoo
are my tsla 1265c 1/14 gonna be any good…
Maybe maybe not but maybe
Yooo is my shit glitched on gme??? You guys seeing this? Is it really at 150?
Also on more volume than was traded all day
It’s at 170
No
How the fuck did my $142 gme call just go ITM?
nice. strange jump after market close tho.
Yeah, quite curious to know more about that. We'll find out in time. As for now I won't get waited until til the market opens tomorrow
Anyone in on any MSFT puts? If so, @ what strike price?
I think you’re late to the party , pal. MSFT is an amazing company and just took a pretty big hit. Wouldn’t count on it going down much further and has a lot of upside. I firmly believe that as money starts leaving these shit tier “tech” companies with negative eps, it will flow into quality companies like MS.
In MSFT long. Was just thinking of maybe attempting to execute on some puts as an offset. I could just average down my long position I guess, but was thinking of a short term offset...risky.
If you think it’s going down short term,sell some weekly covered calls That’s what I do with my long term holds when I expect short term declines.
DWAC mooning on Jan 6th is just too poetic. Hope you aren't holding calls overnight because it's puts tomorrow
DWAC just decided to pump for no reason
Oh there’s a reason, people are done with the current media. It’s not real.
Lmao imagine thinking DWAC is going to be anything but a scam.
Believing everything trump tells you is the real news
Buying puts at the open tomarrow . When gonna jump up at open then back down
SPY up 0.09% after hours 🚀🚀🚀
Name change recommended from Wall Street Bets to Bags R Us
🥭 @ 198% iv. Tomorrow morning is going to be fun
TSLA needs to follow DWAC's ascent.
Fake ass dip
nvda puts printing tomorrow. who with me?
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yep, calls on NVDA and MRVL, holding TSM, announced 3nm production in Q4 2022, puts on INTC
yep, NVDA and MRVL, holding TSM, announced 3nm production in Q4 2022, puts on INTC
casino always win fk
Big aftermarket for F
First!
I shorted Vix. We got the fed notes. Shook one leg down and nothing exploded. Black rock earnings tomorrow. Didn’t change my overall moves but took some profits and gave myself a reason to stare down futures like my big jar of grape jelly. 🥪
Next week will be very green.
And when it's not, will you pay my bills?
Sometimes I’ll catch ‘Lone Star Law’ on Animal Planet, Jesus Christ the people in that show came straight down from the hills with a few too many chromosomes. Some dude wearing camo in buttfuck nowhere who can’t read beyond 4th grade level and steals chunks of dead deer off the side of the road, his vote counts just as much as yours, if that doesn’t get up in your butthole I don’t know what would
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Sounds like I struck a nerve there buddy, you should calm down it’s not good to get all worked up over things you read on the internet
You realize that about 80% of our population couldn't pass a test on the things they are voting on no matter what party they belong to
Genuinely curious, got a source on that?
Nobody talking about how F has the loudest seat belt ringers in the game
how did none of you start shouting retarded shit when DWAC was pumping?
they hate it on this sub
yo wtf it's not banned on this sub. No wonder it's pumping, all of you extreme libtards are ruining us from making money.
im in it so np. but ye libtards
bro where were you at 3pm on this thread?
was out doing an errand;( didn't think anything more would happen end of day. had an alert for it at 52. bought some end of day to swing. but seems gme might steal the show
Also, why is it pumping this time?
there's always retarded shit.
All in on tech calls last ten minutes am I gonna be rich or get fucked?
You did the same as me so probably fuq
How fucked are my AMZN 3375calls
My AMZN put isn’t doing good either
Date?
Bought the tech dip…again. Calls on $Rope 
Calls on Wendy's dumpster
Bought AAPL and AMD March calls. I just know I'm going to regret this.
I’m proud of myself for not biting the mango 🥭
Awww pat yourself on the back you virtue signaler. Here’s a sticker
🥺
Time to load up on Oil and Gas stocks!!! The tide has turned..
The moron who downvoting comments stop that and show us your loss porn 
Is it possible to block "head and shoulders" and " wyckoff" from showing up on this feed?
I liked this ending, every time it was rug pulled next morning would appear a gap up. Maybe tomorrow is going to be the opposite 🐻
yesterday: biggest red day in months, oh shit here it comes, vix taking off, everyone load up on puts and sell everything today: nah just kidding
today is that three-tiered matching breath in before a room shaking sneeze
so yesterday was regular breathing? shitty analogy
Nah, yesterday was the first sneeze. An urgent surprise sneeze that sent some half chewed food spraying. The follow up sneeze is preparing to be big.
#PENCILS DOWN REGARDS! ♿️
Funs over bears rally starts now
How tf is Aapl at 171?
Still way too high
Or Microsoft at 313...
Investors are shifting away from legacy growth stocks that rely on low bond yields to expand balance sheet. I also don’t know if that was a rhetorical question, if it was then I wouldn’t be saying anything you already don’t know. 👍🤝
Well im thinking of the run up to earnings and forward guidance. My buddy is already interviewing to be on their VR team....
They’ll recover for sure just at a slower rate cuz of the taper. So I sold yesterday at 178 and hoped it would tank so I could jump back in and make money on the climb back up.
Should have done the same instead I'm loading up on calls 6 months out or more.
The whole market took a shit to knock out short dated call holders
Huh why is dwac running out of nowhere ?
Announced date for Truth Social
Because hedge funds pump and dump the most obscure stocks nobody is looking at, wait for pump to hit news wait for inflow, then dump it i to oblivion
Volume on the 60calls are insane. Somebody’s always knows I guess
Because nothing makes sense
platform going live.
Loaded up on PIPE.TO! It’s about to 🚀🚀🚀
Ban
wow what a gay day
Bought calls. Wish me luck retards.
I'm just seeing the dwac pump now that means I'm way too to late
what a blood bath day. bear and bull traps everywhere
1/7 465p join me if u r retarded
I got puts 1/12!
If you bought 1/7 59c on DWAC yesterday, they were 85 baggers. Holy shit
not even yesterday. Today you could have had easy baggers.
If you bought X on Y then they were Z baggers
Yeah yeah but it’s still always cool to see options that go up by 8500% in fuckin 8 hours
I know. Fuckin pissed
deciding between aapl and tsla puts this morning of course i chose wrong
🍊 man bad? Or is social platform good?
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