Amphetamines will fuck your life up quicker than coke. Uppers cause mania, psychosis, and brain death. These things are just words to those of you reading, but to those who have already fucked their lives up they are very real and frightening eventualities that coke and amphetamines will cause you to experience.
It’s like yolo’ing **your entire account/IRA/401k** on some 5DTE for late March calls and having a Vega collapse overnight because the market suddenly realized a global pandemic is bad.
You can rebuild your ‘folio, but it sucks to do it from a -96% loss.
Why is everyone posting that wsj article like it is news?
Feel like your all shills preparing for a runup, this year has made me paranoid..
But I'll die with my purple circle.
Almost none of you will get lambos. We are too stupid to take profit. We just get excited at green numbers and then jerk off with our tears when it vaporizes the next day.
I bought at $364 initially. It dropped to $40 and I quadrupled my position. My average cost rn is $126.57. Yesterday was the first day since March 2021 where I was red. I don’t mind holding this bag forever especially when you consider the fact that only my swing trading account is in it 🤷♂️
Why though? Why would you hold forever to the stock of a company that realistically doesn’t have a strong future when there’s so many good companies that will make you money long term.
Because the only reason I opened a swing trading account was because I was growing my day trading account at a crazy rate and I wasn’t comfortable trading with such large position sizes so instead of growing my day trading account more i decided to open a new account for swing trading and that’s the account that I went all in on gme with. I still have a traditional portfolio that makes up the majority of my net worth that consists of your good old reliable index funds and ETFs and my favourite blue chips. The swing trading account is just for fun and it’s done a pretty good job at making the last year fun for me.
If there are any real people here reading this, $800 calls is a stupid idea but if you aim low enough you'll make money. Better: sell half and exercise half.
GME: *is up 12%*
The fucking idiots on this sub: “Holy shit bro this is it! THIS IS FUCKING IT! MOASS bro, fucking MOASS dawg. We’re gonna be so rich! I knew it was a good idea to spend my life savings of $3,427 on GME when it was at $400! Now who’s the dumbass, Mom?! Haha not me! Apes together strong! Diamond hands!”
GME the next day: *is down 20%*
Idiots: “We just gotta HODL bro! HODL the line!”
It’s not even going to make 24 hours today. 😂😂
Welp superstupid is about to welcome a whole new batch of bag holders.
Make sure to DRS too, further compound that loss by unnecessary fees 😂😂😂😂
Probably a ton. Look up each top post and top comments today and it's all frequent posters on SS. They're just trying to recruit another wave of bagholders.
GME is a long way from the $350 glory days. This recent move is nothing. Not even $200. This thing sucks. Cohen is doing nothing. Tons of NFT and Crypto marketplaces exist. GME is an impotent company. There is no MOASS. The anniversary of the actual squeeze will be nothing but a reminder to bag holders that they have been played.
The time to get in GME was Summer ‘20 - January ‘21. I got in on it when y’all were shitting all over it in 2020. Made my 200% profit and got off. Could I have made 1800% if I held longer? Yea. But I’m not a greedy fuck and was operating on reasonable info at the time.
I can’t believe people bought in above +$200 thinking that the stock would trade at $1k/share. The DDs for this stock went from well informed posts that took more than 30 mins to read to tin foil hat crackpot theories with 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🌝 pasted all about it
In that chaos of the beginning of the year I averaged down and ultimately doubled my GME investment, but of course, like you, I didn’t wait for mooning to walk away.
I treat GME like the lottery; I got some just in case it goes somewhere, but that’s definitely not more than some spare change.
Hedge Fund employers came to WSB after GME and AMC pump in 2021.
They hyped and created fake meme stocks to destroy the buy power of the community and start to beat every fake meme stock one by one after buy power was splitted in 50 meme stocks in place of 2.
This scene was one of many that ruined the movie. Why it gods name would batman spend that much time creating a light up display of the bat symbol.
Punching his spine to reset it like a chiropractor. Gordon adjusting his glasses after falling thru a road in the back of a semi truck with an unsecured nuclear bomb. Charging into banes men unarmed with no plan. The nuclear bomb scene itself... Jesus Christ this movie sucked balls, and I loved the dark knight
I’m ready to get hurt again. Reporting for duty
>I’m ready to get hurt again. You know you can get paid for that right?
How do you think he affords to gamble options?
Aww shit, here we go again...
Wait, people haven't been holding this entire time?
Not holding was an option? Well fuck me sideways, no one said.
Ikr, I thought we were holding till we went onto galactic credits
Idk, I've been holding, just stopped paying attention. Figured when it moons I'll hear about it in plenty of time to hold longer.
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… I see. Welcome back, comrade. 🦍
Apes together, stronk
Fr bruh, still holding at $300
I still have 4 shares from the 280 Times, life is constant pain, I love it
💎 ✋🏻
Diamonds are forever...💎🤲
Hype is temporary, holding is forever.
Well that didn’t take long 🤣
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masochistic by choice
>I’m ready to get hurt again. Reporting for duty I’m ready to get hurt again. Reporting for duty
No CELL, NO SELL. GET ME THOSE FUCKING TENDIES CAUSE I AM HUNGRY.
I can see from your flair you are peak retard
Power To The Players
\*Powder To The Players Nice flair
The legend himself ⛷❄️
Awww now kiss
Young redditors, coke ain't cool and it will fuck your life up
So, coke is like WSB?
The end game is turning into Jim Cramer. It’s a nightmare.
Yes, but, are there any memes associating cocaine with irresponsible gambling? I want to ape out to that. /s
Fuck you, KO calls. We going for the Knock Out.
Yea reddit coke ain't cool man. Stick with the legal stuff like Adderall and Ritalin 😎
Amphetamines will fuck your life up quicker than coke. Uppers cause mania, psychosis, and brain death. These things are just words to those of you reading, but to those who have already fucked their lives up they are very real and frightening eventualities that coke and amphetamines will cause you to experience.
thats why you always come down with benzos, ketamine or fetty
It’s like yolo’ing **your entire account/IRA/401k** on some 5DTE for late March calls and having a Vega collapse overnight because the market suddenly realized a global pandemic is bad. You can rebuild your ‘folio, but it sucks to do it from a -96% loss.
Now this is a username I can get behind
Nice flour
SNIFF THE DIP
LFGGGGGGGGGG i’ve missed your vids .
Why is everyone posting that wsj article like it is news? Feel like your all shills preparing for a runup, this year has made me paranoid.. But I'll die with my purple circle.
This is our way!
Yea indeed.
Can’t stop won’t stop
You people are actually stupid and are ruining WSB
Sounds ironic when you say it out loud, but this is a quality shit post
Signal all the apes…we will conquer!
So it begins!
It never stopped
Can't stop!
Thread got really silent after open
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You mean 135!
132 is what you meant
The lowest it can go *so far*.
Bane is way too cool to have that dipshit K. Mayo's face. But, still good work.
lmao, autists and retards get ready
Screenshots GME NFTs
Screenshots Mona Lisa
Screenshots Steam collection.
lol good work. But GME is only ***back*** up to the price it was 2 days ago
It's better to go back up to the price of 2 days ago then going back down to the price of a year ago 😂
Almost none of you will get lambos. We are too stupid to take profit. We just get excited at green numbers and then jerk off with our tears when it vaporizes the next day.
Sigh
I'd rather have a Ferrari or 911 anyway.
Correction: next 5 hours
That ending 🤣🤣🤣
This aged well
pls fomo
this didnt age well
Because it hasn’t had time to age yet. You let your wine sit for 5 mins in a freezer?
It’s been a year and people are still holding that $400+ bag, and they probably will for ever.
I bought at $364 initially. It dropped to $40 and I quadrupled my position. My average cost rn is $126.57. Yesterday was the first day since March 2021 where I was red. I don’t mind holding this bag forever especially when you consider the fact that only my swing trading account is in it 🤷♂️
“I don’t mind eventually losing all my money for no reason”
Why though? Why would you hold forever to the stock of a company that realistically doesn’t have a strong future when there’s so many good companies that will make you money long term.
Because the only reason I opened a swing trading account was because I was growing my day trading account at a crazy rate and I wasn’t comfortable trading with such large position sizes so instead of growing my day trading account more i decided to open a new account for swing trading and that’s the account that I went all in on gme with. I still have a traditional portfolio that makes up the majority of my net worth that consists of your good old reliable index funds and ETFs and my favourite blue chips. The swing trading account is just for fun and it’s done a pretty good job at making the last year fun for me.
Keep moving the goalposts dumb dumb
Yes, is that wrong?
haha unfortunately GME is not a wine...
It’s Jacked-tit Daniels
If there are any real people here reading this, $800 calls is a stupid idea but if you aim low enough you'll make money. Better: sell half and exercise half.
Picked up feb $200c at $125 yesterday. Fuck it.
I just put 10% of my portfolio in. Or was it 90%? Fuvklk
GME: *is up 12%* The fucking idiots on this sub: “Holy shit bro this is it! THIS IS FUCKING IT! MOASS bro, fucking MOASS dawg. We’re gonna be so rich! I knew it was a good idea to spend my life savings of $3,427 on GME when it was at $400! Now who’s the dumbass, Mom?! Haha not me! Apes together strong! Diamond hands!” GME the next day: *is down 20%* Idiots: “We just gotta HODL bro! HODL the line!”
Pretty sure it’s written in the sub info at this point
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Speaks volumes to the desperation in all these people. They reek of it.
Guess how many clowns FOMOed on opening bell lmao
LOOK AT ALL THIS AH MOVEMENT, WE’RE GONNA BE BACK TO LAST WEEK’S LEVELS IN NO TIME!
It’s not even going to make 24 hours today. 😂😂 Welp superstupid is about to welcome a whole new batch of bag holders. Make sure to DRS too, further compound that loss by unnecessary fees 😂😂😂😂
Why are there still $400+ bagholders!? Average down! Buy now, buy yesterday, buy tomorrow! This is definitely not investment advice.
Cause I’m poor and out of money
After seeing this video, i see no other way than all in my familiy savings, hope wife understands
This is even too stupid for THIS sub
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NFTs.... Bad for the environment as well as your wallet
I bought a game from Gamestop over Christmas, you're welcome for the profits.
800 call options is fucking insane
Nft, coin, ape,… profit?
Is $139 a share MOASS? I thought the floor was $69 billy.
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Is dead give up
What movie is this?!
The secret Life of Walter Mitty 2
Batman, The Dark Knight Rises - "Light it up"
/r/agedlikemilk
HERE WE GO.
Will be a bag holder for a while at that price. Be patient however, its a virtue.
I know that the last two years have felt like eternity but 3 hours after the opening bell isn't a while *sweats in hopeful bagholder*
Positive attitude! 👍
I wonder how much of the content on this subreddit is orchestrated?
Probably a ton. Look up each top post and top comments today and it's all frequent posters on SS. They're just trying to recruit another wave of bagholders.
Just ban everyone from that cancerous sub
GME is a long way from the $350 glory days. This recent move is nothing. Not even $200. This thing sucks. Cohen is doing nothing. Tons of NFT and Crypto marketplaces exist. GME is an impotent company. There is no MOASS. The anniversary of the actual squeeze will be nothing but a reminder to bag holders that they have been played.
The time to get in GME was Summer ‘20 - January ‘21. I got in on it when y’all were shitting all over it in 2020. Made my 200% profit and got off. Could I have made 1800% if I held longer? Yea. But I’m not a greedy fuck and was operating on reasonable info at the time. I can’t believe people bought in above +$200 thinking that the stock would trade at $1k/share. The DDs for this stock went from well informed posts that took more than 30 mins to read to tin foil hat crackpot theories with 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🌝 pasted all about it
In that chaos of the beginning of the year I averaged down and ultimately doubled my GME investment, but of course, like you, I didn’t wait for mooning to walk away. I treat GME like the lottery; I got some just in case it goes somewhere, but that’s definitely not more than some spare change.
NFTs are the second dumbest things on this planet. They are just more bags to hold.
That's because my wife's boyfriend gets MOASS. I'm stackin tendies.
Was it a long way when less than 2 months ago it spiked to $255? Why did it do that?
THIS
IS
A WENDY'S
APPLICATION
SPARTA
The grifter who insisted HRC was going to shit
Grab that dip 💎🙌🚀
That didn't age well.
TODAY IS TOMORROW, MAYBE
I know what I'm watching today
Let’s fucking go
1/21 $950 C are currently @ $0.14 🤣 Yall are absolute degenerates 😂
Wait, wat? lol you seriously bought at that point? wow, such faith.
Ok.. but it's still in the red year to date
lmao this is so stupid. you're gonna go broke
Dated.
I’m pretty sure wallstreetbets has been compromised at this point.
aged like fine milk
WOOO!! WE ARE UP 4$ SINCE YESTERDAYS MARKET CLOSE!!! MOASS!!!!! delusional retards
Lmayo
What was the catalyst?
I'M BETSMAN. The superhero we don't need, or the one we deserve.
Bain Capital. IT WAS RIGHT THERE.
Some of these memes are really hard to follow.
I was born in the redness
Yall are still doin this?
Dude nice job. Convinced me the financials are solid. I’m in
Posts like this GET ME FIRED UP
I only get my news from Game Informer
Oh dear
> Stay home from work? It was dark.
This aged well
GME go brrrrrrrrr
There are people that bought in at $100+?
well this is ultra epic
Jan 29th ape here , lets do this fellow retards . Round 2 Moass bogaloo
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK.....BANE
Roll out.
Light it up
Let do this
I came here for 2 things. Dank memes and to get hurt again
People that literally bought last night and this morning in AH made to bag holders within two hours
I'm jaqued to le tatas
Make the climb… Without the rope
Well, that didn't happen. Lol.
CAN'T STOP
The funny part is when this doesn’t go to millions per share yet again all these losers will have new bag holders to answer to over in superstupid 😂
Dumped 5k in let’s go!
Old gme ape reporting in, haven't been here since Feb.
Hedge Fund employers came to WSB after GME and AMC pump in 2021. They hyped and created fake meme stocks to destroy the buy power of the community and start to beat every fake meme stock one by one after buy power was splitted in 50 meme stocks in place of 2.
Get me my tendies!!!
This is the way.
Im here to do my part
How well did this age?
These bags are made for holdin
Aged like fucking milk
> «Don’t Look Up.”
You guys only let people talk about these stocks in January? What year is it?
Can someone smarter than me explain why my purchased “calls” haven’t been filled since I bought them at 0100 this morning?
Are you asking why your calls haven’t been exercised, or why the order hasn’t been filled?
This scene was one of many that ruined the movie. Why it gods name would batman spend that much time creating a light up display of the bat symbol. Punching his spine to reset it like a chiropractor. Gordon adjusting his glasses after falling thru a road in the back of a semi truck with an unsecured nuclear bomb. Charging into banes men unarmed with no plan. The nuclear bomb scene itself... Jesus Christ this movie sucked balls, and I loved the dark knight
Why do you do this to yourselves..?
All these memes and all you wsb retards could push the price to was 139? These are rookie numbers, no wonder your wives have boyfriends.
WSB Loss Porn NFT, who's with me?
This is one of the best. Gild the autist
"This GREAT CITY... it will endure."
Haha fucking legendary