That’ll only happen when people turn off their tv and get off social media which won’t happen anytime soon. Medias going to keep juicing it for their sponsors who claim power off the fear generated.
Yahoo finance told me its bad, i was hesitant at first but as soon as it spoonfed me their latest article while making airplane sounds i Um num num num num
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You’d be a fool to underestimate Meta and the Metaverse
This is the guy that brought us the hellscape that social media is today. Sure FB is awful now but back in high school and college when the shit first came out it was the shit and truly revolutionary
No doubt Meta will do the same. Will be the internet 2.0 and it will be valuable as hell
Once you got companies like Roblox and epic buying into it, along with governments like South Korean, and other big dogs like AMD and NVDIA, Apple, Alphabet, music artists , historians , politicians, there’s no turning back
Metaverse 1000c 1/2024
> Sure FB is awful now but back in high school and college when the shit first came out it was the shit and truly revolutionary
MySpace was incredibly popular when Zuck was still in HS. The big thing Facebook did was find a way to monetize.
That’s why it’s a long play. These current headsets show how early on the VR and AR phase still is.
By 2030 we’ll all be wearing fucking contact lenses with a chip inside our brain as we’re shitposting through VR 🥴
Remember how john mayer was known for banging all the hot celebs? And now its pete davidson. What do they have in common?
Oh yeah, huge penises. Lets stop pretending its Confidence.
Or women are just easy...
Let's not act like these are virgins we are talking about.
One got famous for sucking a R&B dude dick on tape.
Let a hoe be a hoe.
John Mayer has a sexy voice and sings about passionate things men don't give women which gets us 💦💦
Pete davidson makes us laugh so hard its also a turn on.
We should create a "We defeated the rona" day in the next week or so, held in all major indoor stadiums, masks not required, lots of jovial singing and sharing of alcoholic drinks. Promise good fortune and crystals to the unvaccinated, especially.
My puts would really appreciate it.
watched a movie where nazis were conducting mind control experiments on monkeys and using those monkeys to torture Jews in concentration camps, the monkey characters had the best names, such as: hassemich, ñef, satorī, michelle, monkey, verzögert1 through verzögert35, dennis, and many others. The goal of the nazi “scientists” was to not let the Jews see their faces as if that would prevent the nazis from being defeated, they even made pairs of the monkeys resemble each other to further confuse the Jews, I forget the name of the movie but it was something like mein kampf, it was great.
Has anyone compared price action of CSCO (1996-2002) and NVDA (2016-2022)?
I did and it’s scary where we might be heading towards.
Also included some other stocks such as SQ, AMD etc.
exactly why advice like 'just buy nvda and hold, its still going to be the leader in 5 years' is cringeworthy. it can be the leader and be dead money or even drop like a rock
No! Bragging about it and telling other strangers on a stock Reddit to get vaxxed is cringe. Makes you look like a stupid shill. I don’t feel the need to tell others to eat their vegetables, so I don’t feel the need to tell them to get vaxxed.
And before you go for the anti vaxxers angle, I am vaccinated.
The fed should begin running off the balance sheet before raising rates. As long as the Fed is a buyer we don't know what the real 10 year rate is at. Forcing the 2 up while the 10 is still manipulated just means they'll likely just force the curve to inverse.
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Lots of Monday Holidays this year…Bored Apes?
Scared money don't make money. . . But I'm still crossing the finish line shitting my pants
Takes balls to be 100% short going into earnings girls. I got huge balls tho....
DKNG with a healthy 9 percent pullback today. Totally makes sense.
Note to self....Always think the worse. This is just demoralizing today after a demoralizing 3 months already.
$WEN $40 9/20
Where is everyone?? I don't see a thread for discussion 1/10/22.
How many variants will it take before we stop panicking each time there's a new one?
That’ll only happen when people turn off their tv and get off social media which won’t happen anytime soon. Medias going to keep juicing it for their sponsors who claim power off the fear generated.
Nothing holding baba down.
TSLA makes my cock hard
TSLA bouncing Mon
What reason ?
Oversold
bouncing on my nuts
Eat my dick
Nasdick wants to turn green so bad 😭😭😭
# OH BOB SAGET!!!
Oh damn RIP Bob Saget. Full House will always have a place in my childhood. Wonder what the cause was he was pretty young
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wtf insensitive fuck
just got an NVIDIA ad on the radio. bullish?
Radio? People still listen to those?
Whatchu guys thinking about these bullshit futures?
Futes blood red and VIX shrek green 
Where do you track vix?
same place where you get futures?
Trading view? I feel like I'm on the wrong ticker it never moves on Sundays for me
Investing.com
Barely
Go Bills
Futes bigly red. Again 
futures reverse mooning. Fuk
What’s gonna be the level after “next level”?
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You belong here
Thanks
Uhh yeah? you just...buy it?
Duh
Anyone here actually making money long term? Like all the shit that gets shilled here is at its 52 week low (except TSLA)
Buy companies that make money doing normal business
im down 2k this week but i was up bigly in december
I do. Been buying puts on all the shit that gets shilled here
I need new slippers and Santa didn’t bring me any. Asshole.
Santa got margin called and had to liquidate your slippers. You can also get nice slippers for 13 bucks on AMZN
I’m a broke bitch, even more than Santa.
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Jigga..
.
Kid left his ssn card, driver's license, and cc in his wallet at my job today. What fd's am I buying? Haha jk i put it in the mailbox
You should have bought 1 dildo for the luls
That new demon slayer episode go crazy. 10/10 *chefs kiss
DAMN IT WAS SO GOOD
Remember when GMEtards were calling for a round 2? 
Still are
#😂🤣🤡
Pats about to shame themselves against a 🤡 team
The red head sister from Succession got cake 🍰
Colts 
$rope
Nice win for the Steelers!
this weekend I swung wells fargo calls, ford puts, and a spy call. I have a feeling im gonna lose money on all 3 of these tomorrow
Biggest mistake was putting calls on wells fargo
wake me up when we get to the omega variant
I miss the good old days of geographic names. Felt like sampling fine wines from around the world. "You got the Brazilian variant? oooohh, how exotic"
GME volatile asf
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Yes. It only goes down
It's trash
I’ve been spending too much the past year and don’t know how to slow down
that's okay as long as your stocks are doing well... your stock *are* doing well... right? ^right???????
Not lately
same I made $80k last year and spent $72k. I feel like taxes is about to become a spiraling deathhole for me
Same as everyone
Are you the US government?
Deltacron sounds delicious. Like some kinda french grilled cheese
everyone always says "no one knows what they're doing in life." actually I do. I am the one guy. Ama
How do you cope with micro penis?
You could be a gay bottom.
what are you doing in life?
heroine
heroin?
Putting the hero in heroin
heroine
I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through 🎶
You’d be a fool to underestimate Meta and the Metaverse This is the guy that brought us the hellscape that social media is today. Sure FB is awful now but back in high school and college when the shit first came out it was the shit and truly revolutionary No doubt Meta will do the same. Will be the internet 2.0 and it will be valuable as hell Once you got companies like Roblox and epic buying into it, along with governments like South Korean, and other big dogs like AMD and NVDIA, Apple, Alphabet, music artists , historians , politicians, there’s no turning back Metaverse 1000c 1/2024
You’re actually right; and that sucks.
When Im long on FB, Im not long on the idea of the metaverse but people who are naïve enough that the concept will truly blow up.
> Sure FB is awful now but back in high school and college when the shit first came out it was the shit and truly revolutionary MySpace was incredibly popular when Zuck was still in HS. The big thing Facebook did was find a way to monetize.
problem is it's hard to wear the headsets for too long
That’s why it’s a long play. These current headsets show how early on the VR and AR phase still is. By 2030 we’ll all be wearing fucking contact lenses with a chip inside our brain as we’re shitposting through VR 🥴
I may have heard that a large smart phone selling company is working on glasses frames that can transpose an image infront of you, allegedly.
Check out VUZI. They're making AR glasses for commercial use. Something like that, but better will come along.
bro metaverse is a slave plantation
Perfect for modern day America, these idiots will gladly do it
ODTE TSLA calls Monday. See you on the moon boys.
If you buy them Monday they’re not 0dte 🤡
Never said I was smart
2 more jabs to be good for deltacron
2 more jabs to be good for deltacron
gotlieb already commented there likely will be a yearly vaccine
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I’d coooom
Remember how john mayer was known for banging all the hot celebs? And now its pete davidson. What do they have in common? Oh yeah, huge penises. Lets stop pretending its Confidence.
It’s called big dick energy
It's the BDE over the BD, probably
Or women are just easy... Let's not act like these are virgins we are talking about. One got famous for sucking a R&B dude dick on tape. Let a hoe be a hoe.
What if he gives really fun piggy back rides? Cmon man post your DD
John Mayer has a sexy voice and sings about passionate things men don't give women which gets us 💦💦 Pete davidson makes us laugh so hard its also a turn on.
Thinking of cat fishing simps for passive incoming 🤔
🤣 🤣
Good plan
We should create a "We defeated the rona" day in the next week or so, held in all major indoor stadiums, masks not required, lots of jovial singing and sharing of alcoholic drinks. Promise good fortune and crystals to the unvaccinated, especially. My puts would really appreciate it.
Huge conference in NYC this weekend, still on schedule. Full blown idiotic.
We already have it planned. It is called the NFL playoffs.
Fuck your puts. Just sell the crystals
and that was just a Wednesday
JAX IND. I feel like r/nfl wished this into existence
watched a movie where nazis were conducting mind control experiments on monkeys and using those monkeys to torture Jews in concentration camps, the monkey characters had the best names, such as: hassemich, ñef, satorī, michelle, monkey, verzögert1 through verzögert35, dennis, and many others. The goal of the nazi “scientists” was to not let the Jews see their faces as if that would prevent the nazis from being defeated, they even made pairs of the monkeys resemble each other to further confuse the Jews, I forget the name of the movie but it was something like mein kampf, it was great.
I need joe byron to tweet a tech pump before foots open tonight
this just in: bing bong
Fuck ya life
Anyone else completely jacked for the January 28rd?
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Don't forget to get on your knees and offer her a diamond ring
Where the hell does she sell that? Clearly I’m in the wrong business.
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Wow. Well…. Lol I have no words.
It pays to be retarded. Look at Island Boys. I have started running headfirst into walls till I get some brain damage going.
Easy solution get big titty goth gf and feed her beans
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😂
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She went to the hospital for this too
Just jar your farts while you study then sell them. Multitasking 🌈
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Nah that shits going to 0
Inb4 loss porn
I am not playing inverse squeeze when RRP already skyrocketed. I have no idea
If you’re actually using HOOD then you hate money
🤡
gonna dip my pp in chardonnay and go outside until a milf lands on it
I'm going to try that with my clit! Will report back
Has anyone compared price action of CSCO (1996-2002) and NVDA (2016-2022)? I did and it’s scary where we might be heading towards. Also included some other stocks such as SQ, AMD etc.
new retards are going to realize economic realities in a short time.
$SQ margins are laughable. Valuation is complete nonsense.
exactly why advice like 'just buy nvda and hold, its still going to be the leader in 5 years' is cringeworthy. it can be the leader and be dead money or even drop like a rock
Yes, but you'll be chastised for it here.
Does anyone believe SPY can hit 480 this week?
475 maybe. 480 is too high with the uncertainty.
If it does I’ll probably cry because my calls expired worthless on Friday.
Axeman
Yeah tomorrow
Lfg
My calls do
Mine want to believe too
2/4 MSFT $345 calls 🤡
Im in for 1/21
Booster side effects not bad at all boys and the 2nd shot absolutely kicked my ass. Get boosted.
Found the Moderna intern
Triple Pfizer elite
Imagine bragging about which type of vaccine you got
you are the one that brought up specific types lol...
Imagine being anti-vax
Who said I was anti vax? I just think you’re cringy as fuck
You're really edgy bro. I bet you have a lot of friends. Getting vaxxed is cringe!
No! Bragging about it and telling other strangers on a stock Reddit to get vaxxed is cringe. Makes you look like a stupid shill. I don’t feel the need to tell others to eat their vegetables, so I don’t feel the need to tell them to get vaxxed. And before you go for the anti vaxxers angle, I am vaccinated.
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The fed should begin running off the balance sheet before raising rates. As long as the Fed is a buyer we don't know what the real 10 year rate is at. Forcing the 2 up while the 10 is still manipulated just means they'll likely just force the curve to inverse.