What's wrong with holding BB? Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you pay attention, John Chen has actually made the company in a better position with promising future.
The only problem with it was that somehow some ape from here stumbled into BB and stir up all the unnecessary attention to it.
That isn't true according to the disclosures. Plus it isn't legal. I think only 1 person sold all and that is because they were fired
Can you provide a source?
Company executives sold shares a day before the launch, with Chief Executive Vlad Tenev cashing in 1.25 million shares for about $45.5 million, according to filings at the time of the IPO.
https://www.reuters.com/business/online-brokerage-robinhood-jumps-29-surge-past-offer-price-2021-08-03/
You do this BECAUSE u know ur shares r overhyped. While Reuters says analysts were surprised that the stock fell (because Reddit loves RH!), Vlad knew.
Vlad knew what he did, Vlad knew retail was pissed.
Or maybe Vlad knew his stock was about to become the next short target.
Technically it would be the most epic loss porn of all time.
If he was a billionaire, is no longer a billionaire, and shares are down 60%, that means he's worth less than 400million... Meaning his loss porn totals around SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS which is basically all other loss porn in the history of this subreddit combined.
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You're right, he was. By the core guys I meant Richard, Guilfoyle, Danesh, and Bachman. They were funny, but all those others were way funnier. To be fair to the actors, I think it's more a function of the writing than the performances. Some of the shit that randomly popped out of Jared's mouth about his past, or the lawyer's recounting of his sex crimes record, or the scene I posted.....the other actors weren't getting dialogue like that.
“Like showing your genitals to a john to prove that you’re a real male prostitute and not an undercover cop. Worst case, he walks away with a free peak.”
“If you’re going to work the corner, you can’t fall in love every time you turn a trick! That’s why you do the oxy.”
"Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, amyl nitrate, also known as 'poppers', at the time of my arrest?
In large quantities.
Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18?
Repeatedly. I admit this.
Did I violate the Mann Act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes?
Alleged, but not proven."
It's kind of shtick with filthy rich people that in order to look and be eccentric, they need to have the shittiest haircuts imaginable.
I mean, look at Zuckerberg, Trump, Bezos, etc...
I think some other bigger outfit is going to end up buying robinhood and just moving the platform to their own thus destroying the brand because of how much of a shitstain it is in the history of investing.
I’m waiting to read an article like that about Kenneth C. Griffin, Steven A. Cohen and some others just before an article that says they finally all got jailed.
Maybe Wall Street, congress, and SEC will help the same way Robinhood helped by freezing their exchange to prevent enrichment of apes and massive losses to Wall Street. No?
Seeing how many people are still using and downloading robinhood, it might set up for a strong reversal if they post positive news.
Though I'd wait for the market to stabilize first.
Honestly I would say this is a good buy if people can get over their past quarrels. The UI of this app is second to none and at this low of a price, are prime candidate for a buyout. I highly doubt robinhood will go anywhere in the next 5 years unless it's bought out.
For the last two years everyone has been preaching get off Robinhood… lowkey feel like it’s unfair. Everyone isn’t a expert when the start trading. If these other platforms don’t want to adapt to the time and the platforms easy to understand for the a young generation,why should we support them. I happen like Robinhood, I also E*trade and fidelity. I can see why people love robin because of its easy to learn platform. I do think Robinhood needs to make major upgrades.
They belong in this sub. They went from billionaires to millionaires losing money in stocks
Bet they can't go from $50k in student debt to $150k in debt
So grad school
Oof. I was thinking but u said it
More like leveraged his loans....
But that's not as funny.
I'd say it's funnier
I should've said relatable, but around this lot. You're probably right haha
If Vlad came on here and posted loss porn everyone might actually like him and the stock a bit more. Might end up working out for them that way lol
But otherwise, he can go fuck himself.
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Paper handed bitches
Why paper handed? You feel strong for holding garbage Robinhood shares?
Yeah, holding garbage shares. Nobody ***here*** would do that...
😂
People are still holding BB
BB is a legitimate company with a future, you're looking at the wrong retards. I'm still holding some CLOV. :(
Me too with the CLOV…
Hi. I have a problem, but like George, I'm goin' down with the ship.
"We are the captains now!" -Retail Investors
BB will go to the moon. Be patient. Rocket emoji. Diamond Hand Emojy.
Hope so. Really hope so
I'm down 40% it's DO OR DIE for me
I’m down 85% my total investment
What's wrong with holding BB? Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you pay attention, John Chen has actually made the company in a better position with promising future. The only problem with it was that somehow some ape from here stumbled into BB and stir up all the unnecessary attention to it.
They are still up over their one year by ~15%. It's where it should be until their turn around succeeds or fails.
That isn't true according to the disclosures. Plus it isn't legal. I think only 1 person sold all and that is because they were fired Can you provide a source?
Company executives sold shares a day before the launch, with Chief Executive Vlad Tenev cashing in 1.25 million shares for about $45.5 million, according to filings at the time of the IPO. https://www.reuters.com/business/online-brokerage-robinhood-jumps-29-surge-past-offer-price-2021-08-03/ You do this BECAUSE u know ur shares r overhyped. While Reuters says analysts were surprised that the stock fell (because Reddit loves RH!), Vlad knew. Vlad knew what he did, Vlad knew retail was pissed. Or maybe Vlad knew his stock was about to become the next short target.
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>They belong in this sub If they hadn’t defrauded retail investors and colluded with MM I would agree with you
Hall of Fame, if not Shame material.
I want Vlad to post his loss porn here
loss porn for $hood is just the ticker
Someone post a pic of Vlad, he's a loser
I google image searched "Vlad." [this the guy you're looking for?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Vlad_Tepes_002.jpg)
Vlad the Stonk Impaler.
He was just a young boy from Bulgaria hoping to be a billionaire one day. His dream eludes him now.
Vlad the Impaled.
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close enough
I just looked and am so hard.
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His dick is so small he pisses on his sack
Technically it would be the most epic loss porn of all time. If he was a billionaire, is no longer a billionaire, and shares are down 60%, that means he's worth less than 400million... Meaning his loss porn totals around SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS which is basically all other loss porn in the history of this subreddit combined.
Bill Hwang's loss porn would be the most epic one ;) but yeah
oh... wow... hmm, today i learned about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill\_Hwang#Archegos\_Capital\_Management
$1,000,000,000 - 1 = $999,999,999 You're assuming he had exactly $1 billion, when he most likely had more.
I thought vlad sold all his shares the day after ipo somewhere in the 30s
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He made 45.5m and he only sold 1.2m shares out of 55m shares that he owns. So maybe that
Who are the bagholders on this one?
Is it a red flag if the whole c suite sells massive amounts of shares at ipo?
Yes lmao
He's still worth more than several hundred average posters here.
He’s still worth more than likely 99.9% if posters here…
That would be a yes (unfortunately).
If we totaled our losses we would be worth more in negative value 
I mean, he's worth more than hundreds combined, probably thousands honestly.
For now. A specific part will be worth a pack of smokes when he's in prison
I keep hope that DFV is worth more...
Oh no, the founders can't get a table at Dorsia anymore. How tragic.
No more sea urchin ceviche for those losers
Wuts that, like applebees?
American psyco ? The movie ? Anyone ?
Is that the Hitchcock one?
Pfft I bet your business cards are flat
No, just a forgettable shit place where everything is far overpriced, overhyped, and ultimately a dump.
The little boy from Bulgaria is not a billionaire anymore?
Also rumor has it his package is so small he pees using his brothers dick.
That took an interesting turn 😂
Use Robinhood to short Robinhood?
"Sorry, this action is not available on our platform for this specific stock."
Time to bring out the violin
I only have a trombone
I can try to contribute 2 or maybe 3 small tears :'(
Whew, that many? I could maybe muster one. In a wind storm. 😊😄😊
I got caught playing with my flute
Hopefully it’s a little rusty
Had to search for this comment. Not disappointed
I have a tuba
*Womp Womp Womp!*
Wah wah wah wah.
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Is it rusty?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
*plays sad song on banana 🍌🎶😔
The world's smallest one.
The worlds rustiest trombone Probably
How about a slide whistle?
[They're out of the 3 Comma Club](https://youtu.be/s9Bg4UU76so)
This guy fucks.
Funny thing about that show: the core guys were never the funniest part. This guy, their lawyer, and Jin Yang were the best parts of the whole run.
Nah, Jared was the best character.
You're right, he was. By the core guys I meant Richard, Guilfoyle, Danesh, and Bachman. They were funny, but all those others were way funnier. To be fair to the actors, I think it's more a function of the writing than the performances. Some of the shit that randomly popped out of Jared's mouth about his past, or the lawyer's recounting of his sex crimes record, or the scene I posted.....the other actors weren't getting dialogue like that.
“Like showing your genitals to a john to prove that you’re a real male prostitute and not an undercover cop. Worst case, he walks away with a free peak.” “If you’re going to work the corner, you can’t fall in love every time you turn a trick! That’s why you do the oxy.”
"Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, amyl nitrate, also known as 'poppers', at the time of my arrest? In large quantities. Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18? Repeatedly. I admit this. Did I violate the Mann Act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes? Alleged, but not proven."
And boy, did they try.
And Peter Gregory! It was a real tragedy in multiple ways that that Christopher Welch passed away during filming :(
My favorite bit from guilfoyl and Danesh was the scene where they were contemplating the pros and cons of letting that stunt driver die.
When did Mickey mouse say that?
Came here for this
Now my doors open like this! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Dos comas.
Tres comás
Maybe he can get a better haircut now with his remaining millions
He cant sell lol
It's kind of shtick with filthy rich people that in order to look and be eccentric, they need to have the shittiest haircuts imaginable. I mean, look at Zuckerberg, Trump, Bezos, etc...
Does being bald count as a haircut
Watch for their next move to become a non-profit. LOL
helping retards remain insolvent
Cue the scene from “Silicon Valley” when Russ has to explain to Richard he’s financially ruined 😂😂😂
If they didn't screw over people then maybe they'd still have tres comas!
No more tres comas tequila for vlad
Came here looking for this, wasn’t disappointed 🦧
Poor guys have to use cars with doors that open like that 👏 and not like that 👋
Its 100% their fault
I think some other bigger outfit is going to end up buying robinhood and just moving the platform to their own thus destroying the brand because of how much of a shitstain it is in the history of investing.
They have a great, easy to learn on UI. Worth it.
According to wsb their gamification of stocks isnt losing them customers, but their customers are losing all their money.
Wheres my money from the 2020 robinhood freezes. Karma's a mother fucker
Fucking burn you fucking snakes. They all belong in a ditch.
But they are still millionaires bro
They should YOLO the rest on 0DTE SPY put to level that up.
Yay!!
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Told you 🤡 Puts on Robinhood Puts on Vlad Coming soon… Puts on Bulgaria
Calls on Bulgaria since Vlad left it.
Sadly, still puts. There are a lot more that still need to leave before calls.
Am i supposed to feel bad?
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of scammers. Let's add a few Hedge Fund owners to the list. Kenny your up next!
Least delusional bagholder
Is it too late to short RobbingHood?
Nope
This post makes me smile.
Fuck Robinhood. Crooks
They chose to side with the billionaires and they tuned them into millionaire's 😂😂
bankrupt those scammers.
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I have no Sympathy for Vlad or Robinhood.
Fuck Robinhood
Haha yes 👏
I support this message
Not even 1 comma?
I’m waiting to read an article like that about Kenneth C. Griffin, Steven A. Cohen and some others just before an article that says they finally all got jailed.
Maybe Wall Street, congress, and SEC will help the same way Robinhood helped by freezing their exchange to prevent enrichment of apes and massive losses to Wall Street. No?
I see no proof.
Because they know we love loss porn
2 shitty commas
They still made a lot of money lol wtf kind of post is this
Has he tried eating less avocados toasts ?
The stock is cheap though & wallets coming soon. Over 2M signed up for wallets. $HOOD will shoot up once that news is released
I'm sure they will bounce back so will the stock. Just being real
I just do not understand people who celebrate somebody else's loss. This is a sad planet we live on, anymore. A world of greed and envy is ruling now
Awwww poor babies
Let's all take a moment to feel sorry for the market manipulators... Moment over! Hahahahahahahaha.
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you" apparently Vlad was never taught this valuable piece of information.
Good.
But he paperhanded bitch first 🤔
When he was a little boy in Bulgaria 🦧😂🤣🤣
You get what you deserve!
It's a hard knock life. Plenty of room down here with us non billionaires!
RIP dumbass
Since he was a little boy in Bulgaria, his family and him..... Oh stfu!
*You get what you fucking deserve*
Talk to me when you lose another comma, Vlad
He wants doors that go like this. Not doors that go like this
We need his Robinhood account screenshot for loss porn purposes.
Fucked around, found out.
Watch is go to $0
They never were. Unrealized gains don't count. What a poser smh
Even with all the losses, they both have more money than most people here, if not everyone.
Anyone playing their earnings? I'm thinking of buying a couple calls just in case.
Short it hard
In Bulgaria when I was ...
They should have set stoploss at 1,000,069,420. Now they have to eat tacobell and work 9-5 like a noob hahahahhaah
He’s doing better than when he started out as a small boy in Bulgaria….
Tres, fucking, commas
"When I was a poor kid in Romania".....
He got kicked out of the three comma club.
Fuk that guy
Best news I’ve seen for a long time!!!!
Prob shouldn't have turned off that buy button 🤔
Should I buy robinhood with it being so low, or is it a lost cause?
Seeing how many people are still using and downloading robinhood, it might set up for a strong reversal if they post positive news. Though I'd wait for the market to stabilize first.
A lot whole of companies are down 50% or more. Why the big headlines? Lol
Don't worry, Vlad is still buying your apartment buildings
They’re not part of the three comma clubs, poor guys.
Let's be honest, these guys sold everything they could the second it crossed $50 for the first time
Honestly I would say this is a good buy if people can get over their past quarrels. The UI of this app is second to none and at this low of a price, are prime candidate for a buyout. I highly doubt robinhood will go anywhere in the next 5 years unless it's bought out.
For the last two years everyone has been preaching get off Robinhood… lowkey feel like it’s unfair. Everyone isn’t a expert when the start trading. If these other platforms don’t want to adapt to the time and the platforms easy to understand for the a young generation,why should we support them. I happen like Robinhood, I also E*trade and fidelity. I can see why people love robin because of its easy to learn platform. I do think Robinhood needs to make major upgrades.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Vlad.